Step 59 Ridiculous

PS: The semester is over, it's a pity that there is only one chapter, I've been thinking about the future of this novel, although there is no money for working in vain, but I'm not satisfied with the mediocrity of the writing, I'm fed up, I'm going to break through, do some planning, I'm going to retreat in the near future, and the update will be temporarily stopped.

The fist, strong, resistant, powerful, the moment this fist hit someone's cheek. Firm, fleshy, irresistibly twisted skin, accompanied by a moment of pain, the man flew out of the coffin.

"What are you doing? Such a tough guy. Li Haofeng shook his fist, and the twisted expression on his face did not decrease, but became more serious.

"Boring." That's what he said.

Today he came to this bar alone, for some ulterior shy purpose, he wanted to come alone to buy drunk, but suddenly there was no money in his pocket, as Li Haofeng, who has always taken me as the motto of not offending people and don't come to trouble me, obviously will not agree with the fact that the owner of the store brought out five younger brothers to surround himself.

thereupon

boom

This is the sixth teenager who was swept away by him, this group of unemployed young people who don't learn and don't know how to do it, they wasted their precious time going to school to come here to be shoddy, is it really their own thin arms and legs will be very resistant?

"Hey, hey, it's just a bottle of orange juice, do you have to make such a sacrifice?" Li Haofeng dodged quickly, otherwise his head would have to be smashed by the wine bottle in the hand of the young man who came to sneak attack behind him, although with his defensive power, this level of attack is not broken, but it is too weird to be seen and not good.

"Don't talk nonsense, you kid is on our honor roll, the bar you smashed last time was opened by your brother Hu's son, you wait for you to die."

Li Haofeng obviously didn't know who he was talking about and what he looked like. But I vaguely remember the 'last time I smashed the bar' he mentioned, and it seems that he really did it

"No wonder you have such a big reaction when you see me leaving after drinking, but eh, my stomach hurts and I ate too much fast food last night."

The uncle's dissatisfaction with Li Haofeng was completely reflected on his face, and this attitude of not treating people as characters was the culprit that would inspire countless contradictions and disputes, so he was angry and picked up the wine bottle and didn't care how much the high-end wine in it would be worth. Or maybe for him, the wine would make him happier than drinking it and spilling it on Li Haofeng's face.

airplanes

Li Haofeng, who was holding his stomach, heard the ringing in his ears, not good, this movement is almost unforgettable, this is the first time I have heard the sound of glass bottles flying?

Turning his head sideways, the wine bottle brushed his hair and ran to the nose of the young man in front of Li Haofeng.

"Eh!"

Syllable!

It's loud and beautiful

Xiao Meiniang sat in the blue Porsche, her brows furrowed, just now, just now. Li Haofeng made a call when she was crying when she watched the Korean drama, and asked her to send her wallet to the nasty ghost, it was not enough to mess with a bunch of beauties every day, but also to delay the precious time for the old lady to worry about the stick drama and hate the country.

Hurry up and get beaten to the hospital, idiot!

Although she said this, Xiao Meiniang was still very worried, not worried about Li Haofeng, but worried that tomorrow's morning report would publish the news of a gas leak and explosion in a certain section of the road.

It's not in shape when you're married. said that he worked hard to create people, and he couldn't hold it after holding on for less than a week. The most shameful thing about a man who would kneel down to a girl.

Although she said so in her heart, her unconscious smile betrayed her thoughts.

"Go back and make you look good." Foot brakes, buzz, powerful hidden roar came to an abrupt end, Xiao Meiniang lifted the car door domineeringly, threw off her long hair with sunglasses and stepped out of her slender leather coat left leg

Li Haofeng sat in the lobby of the bar. There are teenagers who have been swept away on the ground, they are not very old, they are a good age to go to school, they take out their spare time to work in class time, they are really good men who are diligent and thrifty

Li Haofeng sighed with emotion and looked at the convulsive loot. There was some sadness in my heart.

After Xiao Meiniang got out of the car, she directly kicked open the door of the bar that was locked by the people inside, and with the door panel and decoration dust, a big solid wood door was kicked to the back of Li Haofeng's head.

"Hey" The solid wooden door that came quickly, without exception, would carry the human body in front of it, that is, Li Haofeng, and smashed it into the wall twenty meters away

But at this moment

Boom.

collapsed, and the solid wood door jumped to the ceiling five cm behind Li Haofeng without warning.

"You're enough, eldest sister, no one wants to watch the scene of murdering her husband."

Li Haofeng turned his head scoundrelly, his body was clean and not even a drop of blood, it was really surprising how the humanoid objects in that place were knocked down by him.

"Cut, who is rare to see, you bastard, you have killed all the people in this place, what kind of call do you want from me? The old lady's TV series is seeing the key place! ”

"Don't say that, dear ones should interact with each other often, so that they can appear happy and close." Li Haofeng couldn't help but walk up to her side, stop her waistline, and leave the silent bar

The blue Porsche was driving on the road, Li Haofeng was sitting in the co-pilot snoring, Xiao Meiniang was driving angrily, turning her head from time to time to look at Li Haofeng's sleeping position, she was really embarrassed for him.

A few days ago, after about a week of sweet married private life, Li Haofeng resolutely confessed the reason for his arrogance and lust, the reason is not absurd, Xiao Meiniang is willing to believe that he is suffocated because of his 20-year virgin life, and he is not willing to believe what he said about the so-called fate choice or something.

However, no matter how to say it, he was quite sincere, and she reluctantly believed it for the time being. The disaster reports of recent days have indeed confirmed the reasonableness of what he said. What did the sisters think of him? I guess it's all the same as myself, and he's very bad at him.

"It's better to marry a lot, otherwise this kind of strange guy will drive people crazy when they get along."

Xiao Meiniang complained unhappily

The car is still moving,The traffic on the road is noisy and silent,The atmosphere in the car has become a little weird due to Li Haofeng's sleep,It is easy to produce some subtle things in this quiet atmosphere,Xiao Meiniang was a little upset when she heard the snoring of the goods,Subconsciously pressed the car TV。

The U.S. military's recently developed ergonomic combat suit has been officially put into use, and it is reported that American soldiers in combat uniforms can use their own strength to kill dinosaurs head-on. ’

"Wife, I have a stomachache, have you brought stomach medicine?" Li Haofeng whimpered, lying in the passenger seat, looking really uncomfortable.

"It's all your fault, I ate so much fried chicken last night, what a good thing, and so much junk food." Although she said this, Xiao Meiniang still hummed and put the bottle of pills in the storage box into Li Haofeng's arms.

Li Haofeng obediently ate three slices according to the instructions

Skywalker's body is very strong, but the facts tell us that blindly killing violates the laws of physiology, and no matter how much you resist, there is still a risk that the endocrine cycle will be disrupted.

Xiao Meiniang subconsciously swept Li Haofeng's eyes on the side with her spare eyes, she said so, but she was still a little worried about him, she had no maternal love since she was a child, and when she got married, she naturally became a little dependent on Li Haofeng, although Li Haofeng, as a husband, married many women, but he has always taken care of her, and he has always taken care of her, and he is a little uncomfortable to see him so uncomfortable

"Do it! Mom obviously persuaded you not to let you eat more fast food, is the fried chicken restaurant opened by the old man so attractive to you? You ate five buckets of the whole family bucket alone, it's uncomfortable, right? You deserve to be hey, you speak. ”

Xiao Meiniang was a little worried and reached out to cover Li Haofeng's face, and found that it was still warm and relieved, this guy actually fell asleep? It's really addictive, I'm tired of being crooked like this, and I still have the heart to go out to the bar to drink orange juice? You have to be so socially unsocial to be so eager to be outdoors.

Li Haofeng didn't know what to do, of course he didn't know what to do, he was habitually uncomfortable and didn't want to stay at home, the more uncomfortable he was, the more he was willing to come out to breathe air.

It's just that I really didn't think that his combat effectiveness in this state would be so explosive

"How's the company doing?" Li Haofeng closed his eyes and said such a sentence coldly.

"What else, just throw your hands and wait for the money to be collected, but you are really relieved to send the country and those people from my family to the company? Aren't you afraid that the whole company will gradually be controlled by them? ”

Hearing this, Li Haofeng slowly opened his eyes and looked at the gradually closing scene in front of the windshield, and couldn't help but say: "If they are willing to only look at the present, then they will lose the future." ”

Xiao Meiniang looked at him mysteriously, then turned her head and continued to drive silently.

The evening news is still broadcast in the car TV, Li Haofeng listened carefully, it seems that the major forces are almost ready, and it is time to start, from the magic vine, he knows that the reason for the proliferation of ancient creatures is not just because of the witch, things have become complicated, but no matter what, sooner or later, the conspirators will have the day to take action, as long as the conspiracy sees the sun, it will no longer be mysterious.

Who are you behind the scenes?

Li Haofeng smiled playfully, unconsciously pulled his stomach pain, gritted his teeth in embarrassment, thinking about what he heard about the Martial God Temple from the general, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought again.

Is the world really about to be peaceful?

He clenched his fists.

No one knew how ridiculous his idea was at the moment. (To be continued......)