Chapter Ninety-Six: The Gambling Contract (Asking for Collection)
Outside Tang Xuanchan's room on the top floor of the clubhouse, Li Wujie knocked on the door. After waiting for a long time, no one came to open the door, and there were bursts of voices from Tang Xuancian and Liu Longxiang shouting.
"Your uncle, let me come and don't open the door, play with me?" Li Wujie listened to the roaring in the room, and couldn't help muttering a little unpleasantly. Subconsciously twisted the handle, and the door was unlocked.
The door of the room slowly opened, and Li Wujie was frightened by the smoke coming in front of him and took a few steps back, shouting in surprise: "On fire? ”
But then I thought, no, the joy they called out inside must not be on fire, is it?
"Where is the demon, don't show your original form quickly!" Li Wujie pointed at the smoke with his sword and shouted sharply.
There was still no reaction in the thick smoke, and the smoke gradually wrapped Li Wujie, who had retreated to the corner. After Li Wujie took a sip, he slowly muttered: "Red Panda, Zhonghua, Suyan, Marlboro, Zhongnanhai Nima and Daqianmen!" How many cigarettes have you smoked! ”
After the smoke slowly faded, Li Wujie saw clearly that there were four people in the room. They sat at the table, each with sunken eyes, but their spirits were unusually high. Listening to their babbling, they should be playing four-person fight against the landlord, and it seems that it is still the kind with blood.
Because Li Wujie saw the pile of thick banknotes in front of him, and the other three people had a bitter hatred and looked like they wanted to eat people. It is clear that the relationship between winning and losing this game is obviously three-in-one.
At this time, the four people were still engrossed in looking at the cards in their hands, unaware that there was an extra person in the room.
This Tang Xuancian drew a good handful of cards, but the landlord was robbed by chaos. Angry, he itched his teeth, and unconsciously sneered: "Stinky monk, I'll make you look good with this." ”
Ranlai smiled slightly and said, "Amitabha, the Buddha is bless me!" Said a double straight of 3 to K.
The corners of Li Wujie's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, if you gamble money, your Buddha blesses you, then do you ** also let the Buddha bless you not to be caught, or not too fast?
Tang Xuancian looked at the cards that came out of the mess, and then looked at his own cards. The expression was like eating a fly - staring at it, unable to swallow or spit out. After looking at it for a while, he gritted his teeth and threw out four sixes.
"Amitabha, Master Tang, the little monk still thinks your cards are so good! It's so painful to throw a four-bomb, it's still up to the little monk. Messy was still in that unhurried manner, and slowly drew four cards from the cards and threw them out.
Tang Xuancian looked at the four K's thrown out of chaos, and the corners of his mouth raised a smug smile. With a look of expression that knew that you would be like this, he threw out five 3s and said, "You have already counted you as if you had four Ks!" You now have 7 cards left, and up to a six-bomb. ”
"Amitabha, hasn't Master Tang heard a sentence that says that people are not as good as heaven." With a cheap expression, he threw out all seven cards in his hand, and it was seven aces. "I'm sorry, double the blood, this is 7,000 cosmic coins for one person!"
Li Wujie gasped, these guys are playing big enough, this one is equivalent to losing most of his salary for half a month.
Tang Xuanchan's face turned pale and looked at the six 2s in his hand, and he suddenly threw the cards angrily and roared: "You stinky monk must have cheated, Lao Tzu won't play." ”
Messy but unrelentingly teased: "Amitabha, Master Tang once told the little monk that he is a man who stands up to the sky. The little monk thought, such a man must not be repaid. ”
Tang Xuancian pulled out all the pockets on his body, and yelled angrily: "I don't have any money, I don't see it, Lao Tzu has no money, so what's wrong with it?" ”
Liu Longxiang and You Poju on the side both waved their arms, looking like they were watching a good show.
Li Wujie was a little indignant, his own friend let a monk run out, which was absolutely not allowed. "His money, I'll give!"
Li Wujie opened his mouth, and the four people in the room noticed him. You Poju nodded coldly, and recited a Buddhist verse with his hands folded.
"Wujie is here, let's watch the play together." Liu Longxiang smiled obscenely and patted the chair next to him, for fear that it would not be a big deal.
Tang Xuancian grabbed Li Wujie's collar and said in a hurried tone: "Hurry up, take out all the money on your body, Lao Tzu must make this stinky monk look good." ”
"Still betting?" Li Wujie asked angrily.
"Nonsense, Lao Tzu must let this stinky monk shout that the Buddha is shit on the street." Tang Xuancian said angrily.
Li Wujie suddenly felt that Tang Xuancian had lost completely, and he didn't complain at all! Scolding the bald man in front of the monk, isn't this looking for death? "Can anyone tell me what's going on?"
Liu Longxiang took over the conversation with a smile and explained the grievances and grievances of the two people, as well as the causes and consequences.
It turned out that it was too happy to toss around in the past few days, Tang Xuancian couldn't stand it anymore, after all, this is his buddy's field, how can he make money if this monk makes trouble? So he was open-mouthed, and he found the chaos.
Originally, I was a chaotic Buddhist cultivator, and it is needless to say that my heart is firm and weak.
But Tang Xuancian dismissed the Buddha as useless in a few words, as if the Buddha was a liar who fished for fame and fame, and fell on it when he saw it.
Suddenly the chaos was not calm, so after the two quarreled for a while, they found Liu Longxiang and You Po to join hands and opened such a game.
The bet is that if Tang Xuancian loses, he will take refuge in my Buddha, and if he loses, he will go to the street and shout that the Buddha is shit.
I have to say that these two people are ruthless enough, and they don't leave each other's key points.
You must know that Tang Xuancian is a normal man, and women are an indispensable spice of life. If he is allowed to take refuge in my Buddha and take the three precepts, it is estimated that he will go crazy in a week.
And the Buddha is messing with the holy land in his heart, allowing himself to defile his holy land, how much damage can people come up with?
"What kind of humanity is willing to gamble and lose?" After Li Wujie heard this, he broke Tang Xuanchan's hand with disdain.
Tang Xuancian cried and said, "Is it a brother?" You're going to watch me suffer and suffer? ”
"I asked you to talk about other people's Buddhas? Even if you greet his ancestors for eighteen generations, the hatred will not be so great. ”
Tang Xuancian covered his chest, looked very sad, and yelled: "Do you still rely on me? I'm not in it for your business yet. ”
Li Wujie rolled his eyes and said angrily: "You didn't invite it!" ”
Tang Xuancian suddenly flicked his sleeves speechlessly, and walked out without looking back.
"Amitabha, where are you going?" The chaotic reed crossing the river is indeed very fast, and it blocks the door at once.
The green tendons on Tang Xuancian's forehead popped out, and he roared hysterically: "Lao Tzu go home, do you want to go with you?" ”
I don't know where Lu Dao took out a contract, which was impressively printed with Tang Xuanchan's signature and handprint.
"Rub, do you want to be so professional? Even signed the gambling contract, who taught you both? Li Wujie was no longer able to complain.
Messily looked directly at Tang Xuancian and asked word by word: "Amitabha, if Master Tang does not fulfill the gambling contract, then the little monk wants to visit the Tang family in the Qing'e Galaxy." ”
"I think you're looking for death, right?" Tang Xuanciao's eyes narrowed, and his hands were covered with a layer of purple-black mist.
Chaos smiled slightly without fear, and said: "Amitabha, if Master Tang is this kind of villain who would rather commit treachery and kill, even if the little monk is blind and has made the wrong friend." ”
Tang Xuancian was also provoked by the chaos just now, and he was carried away by anger. As soon as the words came out, he calmed down, and was squeezed by the chaos again. Suddenly there was a feeling of self-embarrassment, and he said curtly: "Just kidding, joking." ”
"Amitabha, what about this bet?" Chaos asked in pursuit.
"This" Tang Xuancian turned his head and squeezed his eyes at Li Wujie.
Li Wujie walked past him in disregard, took the gambling contract in his hand, and said with a smile: "It's still the same sentence, I am willing to lose the bet." I'll take this bet for him, and when it will be executed, you can decide for yourself. ”
"It's better now"
Before the messy words were over, Tang Xuancian scolded: "Li Wujie, you turtle son, Lao Tzu came all the way to help you, and he actually tricked me to become a monk, Lao Tzu and you are not finished." ”
Li Wujie gouged out his ears and said with a smile: "Brother Tang, it's all come to this point, don't struggle, let's go." As he spoke, he leaned into Tang Xuanchan's ear and said, "Are you confused? What are monks afraid of? If you try to break all the precepts that should be broken in three days, you will probably be expelled from the school. ”
Tang Xuancian suddenly came to his senses, and it seemed that he was really confused. Even Li Wujie, who has a lower IQ than himself, thought of it, why didn't he think of it?
In an instant, Tang Xuancian puffed up his chest and said, "Let's start." ”
Confused, he looked between Li Wujie and Tang Xuanchan, although he didn't know what Li Wujie said, but he didn't have anything good to say.
Fortunately, Mess is also a broad person, and if you don't figure it out, you won't think about it. Anyway, if you win, you will be killed first to punish this guy who has a filthy mouth. So he took Tang Xuancian back to his guest room to shave.