Chapter 257: What the hell are you going to do?
PS: Today, I suddenly found that the evil awe-inspiring book friend's reward actually swiped the screen~ You are too powerful, too domineering, too powerful! Li Da thanked him~
Li Xiaoteng watched the rain falling from the sky hit the windshield, and the wipers seemed to become more and more weak. The clatter sound of washing the rain sounded so harsh. Tong Lanjun, who was beside him, was driving the car, holding the phone in his hand, frowning and asking suspiciously: "Mom, I'm driving!" Can I help you? ”
"What are you driving out to run in such a heavy rain. Don't you know that there is a heavy rainstorm in Lang Road tonight? When Tong Lanjun's mother heard that her daughter was still driving outside at this time, she was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. The voice of the speaker was unconsciously raised a few degrees.
Tong Lanjun hurriedly explained: "Mom, I'll come out to do something." This is already going back, you can rest assured! There was silence on the phone for a while, and then he said tentatively in a softened tone: "Lan Jun, when will you come back to help your mother share the burden." Your dad is busy all day and night, and he doesn't see anyone. I always say that I am busy, and I don't know if Lu Dao is busy with which vixen bed again. It is said that there are three holes of cunning rabbits, and your father has more than thirty holes. It's not easy to find him. How long do you want to play? ”
A barely audible sigh came into Li Xiaoteng's ears. Li Xiaoteng tilted his head and looked at Tong Lanjun, although he could clearly see that Tong Lanjun's eyes were looking at the road ahead, but his eyes seemed to have lost his lustre. After a pause, Tong Lanjun said euphemistically: "Mom, grandpa asked all our children to come out to do things at that time, in order to let us understand some truths, and I also promised grandpa to do some things before going back, so that I could deal with the old man." I...... I haven't had the face to go back yet. ”
Tong's mother said worriedly: "Girl, it's almost over." Tong Lanjun hurriedly interrupted her mother's words and said, "Mom, haven't I been working hard about our family's affairs?" I didn't work for outsiders either! ”
"I think you'd better come back and do things with me! I can also find someone to talk to about anything. Mother Tong's tone seemed to have a little pleading. Tong Lanjun was afraid that her mother would come to this set with her, so she said helplessly: "Okay." Mom! I promise you, when I think I'm almost done, I'll go back to you, can't I? ”
What the mother and daughter said was like the daughter of a wealthy family going to the mortal world to experience life. Li Xiaoteng was shocked when he listened to it. Secretly, I don't know what kind of road Tong Lanjun's house is? Wait until the call is finally over. Li Xiaoteng saw Tong Lanjun casually put the phone in front of the plate, so he asked curiously, "Sister Tong." Was your mom calling you just now? ”
Tong Lanjun saw that the car was blocked under the bridge, and the brake lights were on when the car in front of him was on, and at this time, the drivers who couldn't see the situation in front of them were desperately honking their horns, and the sound of Didi was not only harsh. And there's a chilling feeling.
Tong Lanjun snorted, and seemed to have answered Li Xiaoteng's question just now. Li Xiaoteng saw that Tong Lanjun didn't seem to want to say more, so he smiled and asked, "Your mother's name is Zhang Ling?" Why do I find this name so familiar? Maybe I know your mother! ”
"Familiar? Familiar is right. Do you know who my mother is? The mysterious smile on Tong Lanjun's face, and the strange expression on his face made Li Xiaoteng feel that there seemed to be a story inside!
Li Xiaoteng was full of curiosity, and hurriedly looked at Tong Lanjun and asked, "Who is your mother?" Could it be the older generation of singers? If so, you'll have to ask your mom to get me an autograph! I'm going to go back and show up with my mom and dad! ”
The cars in front seemed to be blocked, and the motionless traffic squeezed the two-way eight-lane parking lot into a parking lot, and it was the kind of parking lot full of cars! Tong Lanjun saw that he would not be able to get through for a while anyway. put on a charming smile, pouted and said with some self-deprecation: "My mother is an older generation of singers? If I told my mom about this, I would be very happy. What about my mother's voice! "Say this. Tong Lanjun waved his hand and said, "Hey, forget it or don't talk about it!" ”
"Your mother must have the same name as that celebrity, could it be that she is a township entrepreneur? I don't remember well anyway, I'll tell you when I remember! Li Xiaoteng broke the casserole a little bit and asked the bottom of the question, and chased and beat hard! Tong Lanjun was a little disgusted. Turning his head to look at Li Xiaoteng, he was slightly dissatisfied with his somewhat childish approach, but he still smiled and said, "It's not strange if you've heard my mother's name." What is the name with the highest name in the first and highest name of Zhilu Dao Huaxia? ”
Li Xiaoteng was suddenly shocked, and said with a look of being rich and rich: "I know a little about this, I forgot what the first name is called, it's either Zhang Wei or Wang Wei." Anyway, it's not called Yang Wei, hahaha......" Tong Lanjun smiled and motioned to Li Xiaoteng to continue.
"I don't remember anything else, I remember that the first name among women is Wang Fang, and that name is the most repetitive among female names!"
Tong Lanjun smiled, laughing a little fancy, and laughing Li Xiaoteng was a little confused.
Li Xiaoteng also made Tong Lanjun smile a little confused. I heard Tong Lanjun then ask: "These are the first in line, do you know what is behind the road?" Li Xiaoteng shook his head, as if he understood what Tong Lanjun was going to say. But he didn't make a sound, he was silently leaning against the glass, twisting his head to look at Tong Lanjun.
"My mother's name is ranked fourth in the list of women with different names in China. So it's no surprise that you've heard of the name. Because the name is too broad. After Tong Lanjun finished speaking, he chuckled twice.
A few casual ridicules seemed to have been mentioning his mother, but Tong Lanjun's every sentence had no practical meaning, and invisibly diverted Li Xiaoteng's problem.
There was silence in the car again. Li Xiaoteng suddenly remembered that he wanted to talk to Tong Lanjun about an adult topic just now. originally wanted to overthrow Tong Lanjun, but her mysterious mother called. Immediately, Li Xiaoteng's mind shifted to Tong Lanjun's life experience. When he opened his mouth to mention what happened just now, Li Xiaoteng was still a little unable to open his mouth.
Although Li Xiaoteng's mouth couldn't be opened, Li Xiaoteng's eyes dared to look at him. Even a conservative young woman at home can't stand Li Xiaoteng's eyes like a little wolf dog.
I saw Tong Lanjun's plump buttocks sitting in the driver's seat, and the woman's plump curves were vividly outlined. It seems that Tong Lanjun came directly to find himself after work today. The professional outfit did not fade in time. The black trousers collapsed on the thighs, giving people a unique desire for uniformity. The seat belt was squeezed on his chest, and the semi-circular arc was not disturbed by the center of the earth at all, and it was high and straight. Li Xiaoteng's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had discovered a new continent. I saw that on Tong Lanjun's snow-white shirt, there was a gap between the buttons and the buckles, and the snow-white milk flesh was looming. Watching a leopard in a tube is sometimes an extreme mental experience!
Tong Lanjun leaned on the backrest casually, waiting for the passage ahead. Tong Lanjun was looked at by Li Xiaoteng's eyes full of desire and greed, as if he was sitting on pins and needles.
After all, I have known Li Xiaoteng for some days, and I have a certain understanding of him, and I have already put a label on Li Xiaoteng's forehead a long time ago. In the final analysis, in Tong Lanjun's opinion, Li Xiaoteng is actually a little wolf dog with a thief's heart but no thief's guts.
I didn't think it either. smiled, and scolded coquettishly: "Have you seen enough, let's do something serious!" ”
Li Xiaoteng sighed, hurriedly withdrew his colored eyes, and asked with a straight heart: "What do you have to say, Miss!" Tong Lanjun laughed twice, looking at Li Xiaoteng's deliberate minion appearance. Shaking his head helplessly, he said, "I thought you were always serious!" I didn't expect you to have such a strong desire to perform in addition to the poor egg? Look at your minion look, Miss Ben doesn't like such a man! ”
"Well, if you don't like it, then I won't tease you." Li Xiaoteng smiled a little embarrassedly, squinting his eyes and looking at Tong Lanjun like a crescent moon. It seems that with Tong Lanjun's order, Li Xiaoteng can climb the snow and grass for her.
Tong Lanjun pointed to the road conditions in front of him, and said helplessly: "You see that the root of the blockage in front of you will not move, you take the umbrella and go down to see what the situation is." Was there a traffic accident ahead? If you want to wait until the traffic police come over on this day, I really don't know if the monkey is in the year! ”
When Li Xiaoteng heard this, his expression collapsed. Scratching the back of his head, he frowned and said, "I'll go!" ”
"Hurry up when you go! Look what's going on! Tong Lanjun's words were also fast. looked at Li Xiaoteng with a tangled expression. Suddenly, he smiled.
"I'm going to just interjections! I just want to express the shock in my heart, you listen! Li Xiaoteng pointed to the glass and stopped talking. If you listen closely, you can hear the wind whirring outside the car and crashing on the roof and windshield with the rain roaring. The "crackling" sound made Li Xiaoteng feel even more depressed. After being silent for a few seconds, Li Xiaoteng continued: "You are not afraid of blowing me away with such a strong wind, if the rain falls for a while, it is estimated that you will be able to swim here." Are you going to let me head forward this day? You're so willing to bury me! ”
Tong Lanjun smiled and said helplessly: "It's just for you to go to the front to see the way, and look at what you made as if you were going to blow up the bunker with an explosive bag." Can you not put on a look of pushing you down the fire pit? ”
Li Xiaoteng sighed sadly, showed a heroic expression and said, "Is there any benefit after the incident?" Tong Lanjun smiled and said: "As long as you don't play the same thing, everything else is easy to discuss, hehe......" Before Tong Lanjun finished speaking, he saw Li Xiaoteng turn around and go to get an umbrella from the back seat. As soon as his body moved, Tong Lanjun suddenly saw the car in front of him move. I stepped on the accelerator under my foot and followed violently.
"What's going on! Didn't you say you wanted to explore the way? I was able to move! It's a good thing to do me! Li Xiaoteng shouted with some grievances. Tong Lanjun curiously glanced at Li Xiaoteng, who looked bitter and hateful, and asked curiously, "What do you want me to do?" (To be continued.) )