Old man
Orange is pregnant, and the class is no longer needed, and the three old people are also nervous.
"Mom, do you really have a sister in your belly?" Hao Hao circled around the orange twice, and asked with a small face full of doubts: "But what is your stomach so flat?" ”
Orange couldn't help laughing, stroked his head with his hand and said, "My sister is still young, only well, the size of a small yellow bean, so she can't see it in her mother's belly." ”
"When Haohao was very young, was he also a little yellow soybean in his mother's belly?" Haohao's eyes were shining.
"Yes, when everyone is very young, they are a little yellow soybean in their mother's belly, and as the little yellow soybean grows, then the mother's belly will slowly grow up."
"Oh," Hao Hao looked suddenly realized: "When will that sister grow up?" ”
"This day by day, Haohao, don't worry, my mother's belly is slowly getting bigger, and my sister is slowly growing up. Da"
"Hmm" Haohao thought for a while and nodded heavily: "When my leg is healed and I can go to kindergarten, my sister will definitely grow up, and I will take my sister to kindergarten then,"
"With me protecting my sister, no one will dare to bully her."
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Orange Heart said, when my sister can go to kindergarten, you will already be in the third or fourth grade of elementary school.
Zeng Hongxia originally wanted to let the oranges live in the Liu family's old house, saying that she could usually make some soup for the oranges to drink, and pregnant women always need more nutrition.
Orange didn't say anything, thinking that Hao Hao also lived in the old house of the Liu family anyway, and his mother had now moved over to take care of Hao Hao, so it was good for her to come back and live, there were many people in the family, and it was lively every day.
But Liu Shiqi was unwilling, saying that it was too hard for him to drive back from work every day, and it was easy to get stuck in traffic when commuting to and from work, so it was better to live in Bihu Center or in his apartment.
"You have to think it's hard to drive home from work, you can only come back once a week," Orange said with a big grin, "Anyway, I'm pregnant, we don't need it."
"Liu Chengcheng," Liu Shiqi interrupted her with a dark face, "You want to remove my right to prenatal education?" ”
"Me"
"What am I?" Liu Shiqi roared angrily: "I'll tell you, don't even think about it!" ”
"Every day of this child, I have to be by her side, and no one can deprive me of my right to educate the little princess!"
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The orange is completely speechless, this hasn't been born yet, it's the little princess, the little princess, if it's a kid, what do you call it?
"What boy? A princess for sure! Liu Shiqi was undoubtedly sure.
So, when Liu Shiqi thought that he wanted to personally give his princess prenatal education, Orange had to return to his home in Bihu Center with him.
"In the future, I will wear this dress over my clothes every day," Liu Shiqi threw a light blue dress to Liu Chengcheng: "This is anti-radiation." ”
"Also, you can't use a computer, you can't use a mobile phone, you can't watch TV, you can't use the microwave oven at home."
"Then I'll just travel back to ancient times!" Willow Orange Orange finally screamed unbearably!
A certain man only laughed silently, if he could really travel back to ancient times, it would be okay, he could fantasize about it, if he really went back to ancient times, he must be a general, and she-
Well, it must be his wife, and besides, he doesn't want three wives and four concubines, it's enough for him to have a wife, and women are in trouble!
When a woman is pregnant, a man can only take a cold bath every day to quench the lust in his body, so as to get through the dangerous days of early pregnancy.
One night, a man was still hot after taking two cold showers, so he held a certain woman in his arms.
"Ah, I'm so tired," a certain woman took the initiative to break free from his embrace: "Don't sleep in your arms when it's hot, two people are huddled together, no, it's three people huddled together, can it not be hot?" ”
NND, if she wants to go on like this, will she sleep tonight?
So: "You wait, I'll go drink saliva and come back, my mouth is dry, this blue-collar job is not easy to do." ”
A man closed his eyes and smiled, her hands were so soft, he was very comfortable rubbing, he felt that as long as she was around, even if he couldn't do the most intimate things with her, it was very good.
Just when a man closed his eyes and thought about his wife's well, he suddenly felt a chill under him, immediately turned over and sat up, covered his crotch with his hand, and looked at the woman with a wicked smile on the side of the bed in pain.
"Damn, what did you throw into me?" He roared angrily, only to feel the coldness beneath him, and the heat met the cold, and immediately retracted like a deflated ball.
"Help you get rid of the heat," a woman smiled harmlessly: "I just went to the refrigerator and grabbed a handful of crushed ice, anyway, you usually like to add a little bit of beer, and it's good to add it here today to cool off." ”
A man was so angry that his face was black, he jumped off the bed, quickly ran to the bathroom, shook off the broken ice on the ground, and quickly washed his dick with warm water to restore it to its natural temperature.
This night, a certain boy was angry, and he kept facing a certain woman with his back, and never reached out to hug her again.
And the love breakfast for two weeks was also empty because of a certain man's strike.