Chapter 589: The Boar and His New Friends Down
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Cha Xiao began to tell us about the various strange experiences of their group to find the young lady in the Pulan store. The wild boar asked Cha Xiao how much he usually gets for a trip, and Cha Xiao said 2oo yuan, travel expenses, meals, looking for a young lady, and the accommodation is all included, and there are still left! I leaned on the boar almost at the same time, and it was so cheap. Cha Xiao said: The restaurant in Pulandian is much cooler than that in Dalian, and one dish cannot be eaten by one person, and there are many orders. I thought to myself, the countryside is the countryside, and it is really much more affordable than the city.
This is a meal, Cha Xiao said to find a young lady, the cheapest 2o-3o can be done once. I was yelling with the wild boar and Gong Yu: Damn, it's too cheap J8. The wild boar is still shouting: Dalian has to be more than 15o! I haven't looked for it once, though. After the wild boar finished speaking, he smiled cheaply, and Cha Xiao said: I got a 3o one, and I was not allowed to touch it, but I was only allowed to do it, and I was not allowed to touch my chest. The wild boar said very cheaply: Then her, her belly, hehe. Cha Xiao waved his hand and said: I don't feel it, I can't get hard, I look at the big black B, it's boring, I just looked for it once and didn't look for it, usually we look for 1oo.
Now the three of us have become little brothers, listening to Cha Xiao's experience. The 1oo that Cha Xiao said, the service standard is the same as the last time I went to the fat brother's house. It's to lick the buttocks, to lick the whole body, and let you come 2 times, anyway, it's countless times better than the service in Dalian. We were all listening to Cha Xiao's speech, and the atmosphere became unusually lewd. As he spoke, Cha Xiao called an old ** in their bedroom.
I know the old **, every time we meet in the toilet, they joke with me, and they are very easy-going. Cha Xiao asked Lao ** to tell us about his last experience, and Lao ** came to his senses this time, and said in a very exaggerated tone: Let me tell you, the young lady I was good at last time was very cool,..................。 Lao ** talked until the lights went out, and he hadn't finished speaking, and the more everyone listened, the more excited they became. The wild boar also said that he was hard-pressed and wanted to find a young lady.
I slapped the bottom of the wild boar and teased the wild boar: After you are hard, this hardness? That's not good, your wife will have to cry to death in the future. The wild boar took off his pants and exposed the underneath, and when we all looked at it, it was not hard at all. The wild boar came to the corridor with a bare ass and opened the urine directly. He used this as our dormitory, because our dormitory was at the top of the stairs, and everyone was used to urinating directly when they went out. Here is in the corridor, and the wild boar has no temperament, and pees directly outside the corridor of the terracotta army's bedroom.
Gong Yu scolded in the bedroom: Can you a dead wild boar talk a little vegetarian. The terracotta warriors waved their hands and said, "It's okay, pee, pee." The terracotta warriors really want to please the wild boar, and it is estimated that the wild boar is urinating in his bedroom at this time, and he can't care. So I took off my pants and ran out into the hallway to pee with the boar. Just as we were peeing, the boar shouted into the hallway: Hey, stop, where are you? Is it a sophomore? It's not about getting out of here!
I turned my head to see a man standing on the stairs who looked like a junior in our department. The wild boar drank a little too much, and scolded people for no reason. The junior glanced at me and the boar, didn't talk, but didn't leave, it seemed to be waiting for someone. The wild boar screamed, and the terracotta warriors rushed out, and then shouted to the people in the dormitory: Come out. The terracotta warriors asked the wild boar: What's the matter, who is that kid? Looking for something? Kill him. As he spoke, he was about to rush over and hit someone, but I looked at what I could do, and I went to beat someone for no reason, isn't it Biao!
I hurriedly went to stop the terracotta warriors, and Gong Yu followed me to stop him. Gong Yu said that he knew this junior student, who was the head of sports of the previous student union of our department. Gong Yu said hello to the junior from afar: I'm sorry, I drank too much. The junior also smiled and said, "It's okay, I can see it, don't you see that I haven't seen them in general?" The wild boar scolded the junior sports minister unhappily: pretending to be B eggs. The terracotta warriors looked at the wild boar and asked him: Do you want to him, this kid is not small, he is very crazy.
The wild boar was hesitating and didn't speak for the first time, so I asked Gong Yu on the side: How is this kid doing? Gong Yu said: Generally, it's not very mixed, the student union. I said, "Is it okay to hit him?" Gong Yu sighed and said: I guess it's okay, but why are you beating people? We're almost graduating, forget it. I patted the wild boar and asked the wild boar: Do you want to fight it? The wild boar hasn't mentioned his pants at this time, look at me, look at Gong Yu, and say cheaply: Or, I'll tie him to death with chickens? The wild boar twisted his ass after speaking, he really has no discipline!
As soon as the Terracotta Warriors heard this, they immediately rushed over first, and they were about to become the third-year sports minister. As a result, before he could hit someone, he was suffocated by a punch from the Minister of Sports. This terracotta warrior belongs to the kind of scum that has guts, but has no combat effectiveness. After the terracotta warriors fell to the ground, they immediately stood up and continued to fight with the Minister of Sports. We all rushed to help, and before we could get there, the terracotta warriors were knocked down again.
It was still a wild boar, and the wild boar rushed over and grabbed the sports minister's arm, and smashed it with two fierce punches in a row, and the sports minister was in a mess. I followed him with a sweep of the leg, and I put him down, and everyone gathered around him and kicked him. Gong Yu acted as a good person, while shouting loudly: Stop fighting, know, know. He kicked him twice. When we get too drunk, we just find someone to beat up, and we often do this kind of thing when we are freshmen. In the three years that I have been in school, this kind of thing has happened almost every day in our department.
After the fight, it was over, when it was a white beating, Gong Yu was white-faced, helped the Minister of Sports back to the bedroom, and then talked heart-to-heart for a while, and the matter was over. This battle is not only cool, but also allows the wild boar to collect a few henchmen, Terracotta Warriors and Horses, Cha Xiao and Lao **. The first night of our official return to the dormitory was unscathed. The next morning, the wild boar asked the Terracotta Warriors to buy two boxes of cigarettes, and then took the Terracotta Warriors and Gong Yu to the dormitory of the Minister of Sports who was beaten last night to apologize.
I went to pretend that I drank too much last night, and I was embarrassed or something, I know this set too well. Classes during the day, in the afternoon in the dormitory to greet guests, why is it said to be a welcome, our dormitory keeps people coming to sleep and chat. At night, I went to other people's dormitories to drink, and I drank until midnight every day before returning to my dorm, and my life returned to the appearance of my freshman year. I used to talk to Su Wanrong on the phone every night, but this week we didn't make a phone call, just occasionally texted and chatted. I know this is the first time that the two of us have had a relationship crisis, and there is no such thing as not fighting when it comes to falling in love, so these are normal.
A week has passed, and the wild boar has basically reunited us in our sophomore year, and now the wild boar has recovered to the stage of resonance. Everything is ready only to owe Dongfeng, the so-called Dongfeng is the junior graduation and get out! The lighter seems to have disappeared for a while, and I heard Gongyu's undercover agent say that the lighter caused some trouble outside, and he was busy outside the school every day, so he didn't have time to deal with us. And the other first-year students, although they have always wanted to mess with us, but they don't have a fire engine to call the juniors and other first-year students, just themselves, and they are really not our opponents.
When I got home on Friday, my mother asked me how Su Wanrong and I were. I'll tell you the truth, I haven't been in touch for a week, and my mother sighed and didn't say anything. Looking at my mother's angry expression, I felt quite uncomfortable. In fact, although my family doesn't have much money, they definitely don't have to worry about food and clothing. And when I go out, my mother belongs to the kind of person who never loses face, so my mother has always been a very confident middle-aged and elderly woman. This time, because of the house, it affected the person I was talking to, and she must have been quite depressed.
I comforted my mother: It's okay, it's really not good, so I won't find a partner and won't get married. My mother reprimanded me: How can I not get married, don't you open my heart? Why don't you find her again and I'll talk to her?" I smiled and said: What are you talking about? How old are we, and it hasn't been long, are you going to talk about getting married? Mom, don't be funny, okay, don't worry about me. My mother didn't say anything more, and after dinner in the evening, my mother came into my house in obscurity and watched me play on the computer.
I asked my mother what she was doing, and my mother said: Then, give you 1ooo, don't be stingy with the person you talk to, be generous, like a man. I know you're like your dad, stingy to death. I was speechless at the time, I was very uncomfortable and said: I don't want it, I have money, what do you want you to do with this 1ooo, you just give me living expenses every month, clean up some useless hearts. My mother ignored me, so she walked out of the house, and looked at the 1ooo yuan on the computer desk, and I was also depressed. Mom is right, it's hard to talk about someone without money, and even if you talk about it, it won't last long.
On Saturday morning, I called Su Wanrong. Man, take the initiative and find Su Wanrong to go to the zoo to play. When Su Wanrong heard that she went to the zoo, her tone was very happy. Su Wanrong said that she bought food, and asked me to call Liu Million and Wang Yuan. Just call it, as long as Su Wanrong is happy. After I finished contacting Liu Million, I went out. When I was in the car, I called Su Wanrong and asked Su Wanrong why she called Liu Million and Wang Yuan. Su Wanrong told me that Wang Yuan chatted with her online two days ago.
The content of the chat is all emotional topics, although the two of them belong to Yan zhòng's disagreement, but due to the complex and intricate relationship between the four of us, the two still have a lot of common language. Wang Yuan said that Su Wanrong and I didn't get along for long, implying that Su Wanrong was not suitable for her! How could Su Wanrong be happy, so she asked me to call Wang Yuan and Liu Wanwan, and let Wang Yuan know how loving and good our relationship is. After listening to Su Wanrong's words, I suddenly felt that I still didn't understand the emotional world of women. I don't understand what Wang Yuan thinks, and I don't understand what Su Wanrong's heart feels.