Chapter 680
Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong came to Widow Chen's office in a hurry, recklessly kicked the door open, and broke in. I wanted to catch Li Er and Widow Chen in bed, but I didn't expect to see a few cultural people with glasses, as well as Li Er of their family, who were watching the apple-picking machine invented by Widow Chen. Everyone gathered around the long-legged machine, talking and talking, expressing their opinions and offering suggestions for the further transformation of the machine. When everyone heard the door being slammed open, their eyes widened in shock, and they looked at Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong. Under the surprised eyes of everyone, the two of them made a big red face. Xiao Taohong reacted quickly, pulled the corner of Zhang Fengxian's clothes, and the two of them hurriedly withdrew from Widow Chen's office, and quietly closed the door.
Zhang Fengxian knew that he was in trouble, and he knew that this scolding was indispensable when he went back. It's a little frustrated. When I turned around, I inadvertently saw Wang Ermazi who was following behind, and suddenly found a punching bag. couldn't help but say, he slapped Wang Er Mazi in the past, and scolded: "It's all you, a dog thief, going back and forth to tell right and wrong, saying that Widow Chen and my man are doing something, and ask us to catch the adulterer, now it's okay, the old lady has to be scolded when she goes back, maybe she can be beaten." It's all your fault! ”
Wang Er Mazi asked, "Didn't catch the current situation?" Are the two already wearing pants? ”
Xiao Taohong said indignantly: "What do you wear pants and shoes?" My own brother is not that kind of person at all! He and a few experts are working on a machine for apple picking. Where's the kind of thing you guessed? Wang Er Mazi, in the future, you will not abuse my own brother, you think you like to mess around outside, but you mistakenly think that my own brother is also a person like you, right? What are you? He is a gentleman, and he has no personal relationship with Widow Chen at all! They are legitimately friends. Did You Know? Things that don't come out in the future, don't come out and speculate, remember? It's embarrassing to ask my sisters to follow you out, but it's a big loss this time. What punishment will you get when you go back? Alas, bad luck arrived home today. ”
Xiao Taohong followed behind Zhang Fengxian, and the two of them went home step by step. When the electric car came, it rode very fast, and when it came home, it rode very slowly. On the way. Two women, each thinking about their own thoughts. was fully mentally prepared, ready to be scolded or sneered at by Li Er.
Zhang Fengxian didn't have the heart to go home to cook, so she sat in the living room of the seafood building, quietly waiting for the disaster to come. However, Zhang Fengxian estimated that there was no big problem, wasn't it just the one who disturbed Widow Chen's machine? Who told her not to make it clear sooner? If only she had figured it out. Shall we go and catch her? You can't blame the two of us. Anyway, Widow Chen also has something wrong. Who told them that they had had an affair in the past? We can't be blamed for being suspicious.
In the evening, Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong were waiting for Li Er to go home with fear, but unexpectedly, the donkey invited Li Er back from Widow Chen, and there was a huge one, saying that the three of them wanted to discuss big things, so that. diluted the incident of Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong trespassing into Widow Chen's office. Li Er patronized and drank with the donkey. Throw that thing out of the clouds. Drunk confused. You say, is it that Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong are lucky enough to escape this catastrophe! Save that stinking scolding?
The two of them were complacent, Xiaohong came, made a gesture of please, and put Zhang Fengxian's heart that had fallen. It was hung up again. She looked at Xiao Taohong, gritted her teeth, and said secretly: "It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided." If you owe more debts, you don't have to worry about it, and if you have more lice, you don't have to bite. Anyway, it's not half a time to be scolded. I don't care about this time! Thinking of this, Zhang Fengxian was in front and Xiao Taohong was behind, and the two mermaids rushed in and came to the small private room, ready to accept the punishment.
"What are you two running? Widow Chen prepared a gift for the two of you, and you two ran fast and didn't have time to take it, isn't this a loss? I was too embarrassed to stretch out my hand, so I received two less generous gifts for nothing! Li Er said anxiously.
Don't get scolded? And the generous gifts? How can there be such a good thing in the world? Zhang Fengxian couldn't turn around for a while, and was on the spot. Still the little peach is clever, she hurriedly asked, "What gift did Widow Chen give?" Is it tobacco and alcohol? Or something else? ”
Li Er looked at Xiao Taohong's anxious look, and said slowly: "The lesbian has a space quilt for one person, peach blossom red, good pure silk, worth more than 1,000 yuan, and the three-piece set on the bed is also more than 1,000 yuan." The two add up, nearly 3,000 yuan. ”
Zhang Fengxian asked, "What about men?" ”
"A man in a suit, with a tie shirt, leather shoes, socks, and a belt, is less than 4,000 yuan. Expert treatment. Li Er swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"What about yours?" Little Peach asked eagerly, "Where are your things?" Take it out and I'll look at it and enjoy it. ”
Li Er spread his hands and said, "I'm thin-skinned, so I'm embarrassed to take it." ”
"Then you can't just disperse, can you? You also participated in the seminar. Zhang Fengxian was really unwilling. She hoped that Li Er could get some good things back, and she also showed off in front of the little peach Liu Xueyin.
Li Er said with a smile: "Widow Chen saw that I was embarrassed to take something, so she ran over, hugged me and kissed me twice, and counted it as a reward for me."
Little Peach was deflated when she heard this. I didn't get a gift, so I didn't say anything, so that people kissed me. Lost!
Zhang Fengxian gritted her teeth and shouted: "You don't take the high-end gifts, but you go to kiss Widow Chen's stinky mouth, you are stupid, do you want to be angry with me, right?" I'm going to kill you!" ”
Zhang Fengxian didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and ran up to grab Li Er's neck. The people present hurriedly pulled him apart.
"I can't catch a rabbit, stupid dog!" Zhang Fengxian shouted angrily.
Li Er countered and said, "You're a stupid dog." After the meeting, people will send gifts, this is the custom, don't complain that you don't understand, but also complain that I don't take things, I guard the face of so many people, can I be embarrassed to take other people's things? Widow Chen: He introduced me to the experts. ”
When Xiao Taohong heard that there was something here, she asked, "How did Widow Chen introduce you in front of everyone?" ”
"She said I used to be her man, and now I and I are in a relationship, the best friend kind of relationship. Since she said so, how could I be embarrassed to take her things? I'm sorry. ”
"So you kissed her?" Little Peach stomped her feet and shouted, "My dear brother." You've been fooled! Widow Chen's heart and eyes are shining, she is killing two birds with one stone, wow, that is, kissing your mouth, and saving things, what a bargain! Widow Chen, you hateful woman. One day it will fall into my hands, and I will have to slaughter her fiercely! I kissed my brother on the mouth, and I didn't want to come out of anything, it's really hateful! ”
"Let's go! Let's settle accounts with her! "Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong, two women, don't listen to everyone's kind words and persuasion, the more everyone pulls, the more angry they become. Finally rushed out of the seafood building, and wanted to go to Widow Chen to settle the account of the kiss!
The two of them rushed out, and suddenly they bumped into a woman. Take a closer look. It was the widow Chen who the two of them were going to find and sent it to the door by herself.
Boy! It's true that there is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell for you to come. I was about to settle the account with you, and I came? It's good to come. Zhang Fengxian was about to go up and ask Widow Chen about kissing, but Widow Chen opened her mouth first: "What's the matter, you won't be allowed to enter when you come to give gifts?" The famous seafood restaurant, does it treat guests like this? It's going to make people laugh when they say it. ”
Widow Chen put the things in her hand on the ground and said with a smile, "I know that you two are unbalanced. His own man always ran to a widow's house. If I change it, I have to think in that direction. However, the vinegar you two ate a little bit wrong this time. My widow Chen's family has a big business, and she is not ugly, and in today's society, a woman like me who is worth millions of dollars. Can there be a shortage of men? If you really can't hire a wow, you can't hire a young and beautiful college student, but I don't want it? Those crooked melons and cracked dates, I can't look at them yet. ”
Widow Chen said, waving her hand, and asked Xiaohong to bring all the things she brought to the bar. pushed a cardboard box in front of Li Er and said, "This is your gift, I'm embarrassed to take it, I have to run to give it to you, it's such a big shelf." Suits, leather shoes, shirts, ties, belts, socks, all inside. Also, knowing that you like to drink, reward you with a case of good wine. The dishes are free, and the seafood restaurant has good dishes. Beauty can also be eaten as a dish, called Xiu Se Ke Dining. ”
Widow Chen pushed the other two cardboard boxes to Xiao Taohong and Zhang Fengxian, one for each person, and then said: "I kissed you men, I can't kiss you in vain, this is compensation for the two of you." One person and one bed space quilt, covered with warmth, hot, and then put the man in his arms like this, tsk, that beauty, that joy, enjoy it. ”
The donkey said, "Widow Chen, you have finished dividing the things, why is it none of my business?" I'm a good friend of Li Er. ”
"Li Er has a lot of good friends! Can I know them all? Also, Li Er went to help me, his two daughters-in-law should send something, to show me, I kissed other men's mouths. ”
The leather donkey hurriedly stretched out his mouth: "Kiss me, can't I give it to you for nothing?" It doesn't matter if you don't have a gift today, you can bring them to me later. ”
Widow Chen pushed away the mouth of the leather donkey, and said with a smile: "Donkey's mouth, it stinks, hurry up and take it away for me." Li Er often says bad things about you, saying that you have no brains, you just know how to drink and play chess, and nothing else. I, Widow Chen, am not uncommon with straw eggs like you, I like a business elite like Second Brother Li, he is a good man. ”
Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, Widow Chen kissed Li Er's cheek in full view of everyone, raised her hand, and said to everyone: "Bye, a few men in the family are still waiting for me!" After that, Widow Chen left without looking back.
Huge looked at Widow Chen's distant back and praised: "What a bold and pungent woman!" What a daring act. I like women like that. ”
The leather donkey snorted, pointed at the huge and said, "You like a lot of women, but people don't like you." The two of us are the same, and we don't recruit men to see each other. Look at the second master of the people, the woman is rolling up, I said Li Er, what is the magnet on you that sucks women? I don't understand, what good things do you have, not to mention the women outside the recruitment, but also to give you things, just to give you a gift, and to give a gift to your wife, just the two of you, even a little peach! Why is that? Say! Don't say I'll strangle you! ”
Li Er said with a smile: "Doesn't Huang Dakuo often send you things?" That's a courtesy, too. ”
At the mention of Huang Dakuo, the donkey's face turned red and murmured, "What kind of ceremony is that?" That's not a courtesy at all. ”
"What's that?" Little Peach pretended to be confused.
"That's vinegar!" The donkey said through gritted teeth. (To be continued.) )