Changed the title of the book, does this title seem more powerful and domineering?——

No man can look good, and the sea cannot fight!

If this is wrong, it will be a thunderstorm!

When Zheng Peilin looked at Yan Xiaokai, her heart was full of doubts, could it be that I was really wrong, this is not a piece of mud that can't support the wall, but a dark horse with hidden scales?

Hiding this suspicion in his heart, he couldn't help but test him, "Hey, surnamed Yan, you said that the pattern here should be rearranged, how should it be placed?" ”

Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and pointed directly at an old tree in the courtyard with a diameter of twenty or thirty centimeters, "First of all, this tree has to be cut down." ”

Zheng Peilin asked puzzledly: "For what?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Traditional feng shui believes that planting trees in the center of the courtyard will form the word "sleepy", which will affect people's fortune. Think about it, how can people get ahead in this sleepy word? ”

Zheng Peilin shook her head, "This statement is far-fetched and not scientific at all. ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded and talked eloquently, "Okay, I'll tell you the truth, flowers and trees are originally elves born in the land, and they are the representation of the attributes of a piece of land." However, if it is not planted properly, it will have a negative impact on people's health and life! You see, such a large tree planted in the yard, it is certain that it will affect the lighting, and if the light is insufficient, the house must be dark and damp, and the dark and damp house is naturally not conducive to people's health. In addition to avoiding sunlight, it also affects good ventilation, hinders the circulation and exchange of fresh air between the house and the courtyard, resulting in indoor moisture and turbidity that cannot be removed as soon as possible, making the residential environment damp and not conducive to health, right? Moreover, this tree is so huge, with deep roots and a lot of water absorption, it is easy to damage the foundation and affect the safety of the house. In addition to these, there are also troubles that take up space and clean up...... Anyway, if you have such a big tree planted in the courtyard, even if you don't look at it from the perspective of feng shui, it will do no harm! ”

Zheng Peilin just thought that he had a little truth at first, but the more she listened, the more the reason became more and more irrefutable, so she was speechless at the end, and she couldn't find someone to uproot the tree immediately.

"Well, is there anything else besides this tree?"

Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and pointed to the pebbles on the ground in the courtyard, "You can't ask for these stones!" ”

Zheng Peilin said angrily: "Why are these stones hindering you?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said eloquently: "The stones were originally the decorations in the courtyard, and the proper placement of some garden stones in the courtyard has a great effect on increasing the elegance of the courtyard, but don't you think there are too many stones?" According to Feng Shui, if there are too many stones in the courtyard and the shape is strange, it will make the house a place of decay and loneliness, which is very unlucky for the owner. In addition, if there are too many stones, the mud in the courtyard will disappear, making the stones full of yin and damaging the yang energy of the houseowner! After the Yang Qi is damaged......"

Zheng Peilin saw that Yan Xiaokai was halfway through speaking, and stopped talking again, and couldn't help asking, "What happens after the yang energy is damaged?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "If it is light, it will be kidney deficiency, and if it is heavy, it will not be lifted, you can ask your cousin about this problem!" ”

"Phew!" Zheng Peilin blushed and spat him, how could she be embarrassed to ask her cousin such a question.

Yan Xiaokai said again: "Why don't you ask your cousin!" ”

"Nerves!" Zheng Peilin scolded and said coldly with disdain: "What you said is nonsense, and there is no basis for it." ”

Yan Xiaokai sighed, "Okay, since you want to have a basis, I'll tell you the basis, first of all, when the stone is exposed to the sun in the hot summer, will it absorb heat and become hot?" ”

Zheng Peilin nodded, "Yes!" ”

Yan Xiaokai asked again: "Then do you know what height its heat will affect?" ”

Zheng Peilin shook her head.

Yan Xiaokai said: "Let me tell you, about three feet above the ground is still affected, what kind of stone is not easy to dissipate heat, and its heat may last until midnight, and the summer night is already very hot, plus these stones, people will not feel hot, suffocated, bored, uncomfortable?" Summer has passed, but what about winter? The stones inhale the heating during the day, which increases the cold around the house, causing the house to feel cold, and it is necessary to add heating equipment, which will cause a lot of trouble. On rainy days, stones hinder the evaporation of water, increasing the production of moisture and aggravating the dampness in the house. Don't you think there is any basis for all this? ”

Zheng Peilin was once again speechless, and she didn't bother to ask again, sighing: "Okay, you can fix it as you say!" ”

Yan Xiaokai pointed to the corner of the wall, "It's going to be rectified here!" ”

Zheng Peilin nodded speechlessly.

Yan Xiaokai continued to point and nodded: "It has to be rectified here, and there, you have to dig a pool to hide the wind and gather qi!" And here, bare, must be planted with flowers and plants, to show vitality, and this place into the house, how is there four steps, how can there be four steps, it's just chaos, either three or five, you have to change, you have to change......"

Zheng Peilin: "......"

Yan Xiaokai pointed out more than a dozen places to be rectified, and this was only the courtyard, not the inside of the house.

After Zheng Peilin listened, she leaned against the door with a weak voice, and said very weakly: "Big brother, we are just living temporarily, not buying it, don't treat it as your own home!" ”

Yan Xiaokai pouted and said, "Then buy it!" ”

Zheng Peilin was taken aback, "Didn't you say that this house is not good here, not good there?" Why do you buy it! ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "The house is good, but the pattern is not good, as long as it is rectified slightly, this is a good feng shui treasure, you will marry a daughter-in-law in the future...... No, if you want to marry someone and live here, you will definitely have a prosperous husband and a good child, and you will have a lot of money! ”

Zheng Peilin glanced at him lovelessly, "I don't believe you, I believe that you will die in one percent, you are a pig who eats a tiger, don't think I don't know the way!" ”

It's just that after saying this, her face couldn't help but turn red, because everyone said that what didn't have that or anything below was the white tiger, if Yan Xiaokai was pretending to be a pig, wouldn't it be himself who was eaten?

Yan Xiaokai didn't think much about it, just said lightly: "Other feng shui magicians may lie to you for thirty or fifty years, but I won't lie to you for even three or five days, I don't believe you wait, if you buy this house, you will have to be lucky in less than two days." ”

Zheng Peilin said: "What if I don't have good luck? ”

Yan Xiaokai took a closer look at her face, and then said: "If you don't have good fortune in three days, what do you say, what do I listen to, you let me go east, I will never go west, you want me to lie on my stomach, I will never squat." ”

Zheng Peilin touched her face, wondering in her heart, shouldn't this guy see something from her face again, but no matter what, she agreed: "Okay, let's make a ...... of the word."

"Slow down!" Yan Xiaokai drank lightly and waved his hand, and asked, "You must think that this is impossible, but what if you lose your fortune after you buy the house?" ”

Zheng Peilin frowned and asked, "Then what do you want?" ”

Yan Xiaokai rolled his eyes and said lightly: "Let's make a bet, do you dare?" ”

Zheng Peilin immediately asked, "What are you betting on?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "If I lose, I will listen to you in the future." If you lose, let me touch your ass! ”

"What?" Zheng Peilin almost jumped up from the ground, and shouted ashamedly and angrily: "What did you say? Do you dare to try again? ”

Yan Xiaokai made a mistake, and immediately repeated loudly: "I said let me touch your ass!" ”

As soon as these words came out, passers-by were shocked and looked sideways.

There are thousands of ways for men to confess to women, and this is the first time for them to be so straightforward, so obscene, so obscene.

Yan Xiaokai looked at the passerby, but his expression was quite innocent, as if the person who said this just now was not him at all.

The tiger's ass can't be touched, but Lao Tzu really wants to touch it.

Zheng Peilin was angry, anxious, ashamed and annoyed, she never expected that this stunned person would say such a thing, make such a dirty and shameless request, and pointed at him silently, "You, you, you ......"

Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "If you don't gamble, forget it." ”

Zheng Peilin stared at him fiercely, as if she couldn't wait to step forward and tear him alive, and her heart was also up and down at the same time, very entangled, in the end...... To bet or not to bet?

If he loses, he will clean him up as much as he wants, and if he wants to pinch him into a circle, he will pinch him into a circle, and if he is flat, he will be pinched into a flatten, then he will definitely be very relieved!

But what if you lose?

Hmph, if you lose, you will be caught by a wild dog!

Bet!

Must bet!

Zheng Peilin said: "Bet on it, who is afraid of whom!" ”

Yan Xiao laughed, who is afraid of whom? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

Zheng Peilin is a resolute and resolute person, after agreeing on the bet, she took out the phone as soon as possible and called her distant cousin in Xiangjiang, asking him if the house was for sale and how much it would cost to sell.

Her old cousin was stunned for a while, because he never planned to sell the house, and if he couldn't get along in Xiangjiang at that time, he would still have an old house to live in when he returned to the mainland.

But a lot of his current business in Xiangjiang has to rely on Zheng Peilin's mother to take care of him, so he really can't save Zheng Peilin's face, so after struggling for a while, he finally opened a relative price.

After Zheng Peilin listened to the price, she was silent for a moment and said that she would think about it before replying, and then hung up the phone.

Seeing her put down the phone, Yan Xiaokai hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" Will you sell it? ”

Zheng Peilin nodded.

Yan Xiaokai asked again: "How much silver?" ”

Zheng Peilin glanced at him angrily, "What silver is not silver, two and a half million, RMB!" ”

Yan Xiaokai quickly calculated with the memory of two lifetimes, the material civilization of the Tang Dynasty was greatly enriched during the Zhenguan period, a bucket of rice was only sold for 5 yuan, usually a tael of silver folded 1000 copper coins are also known as consistent, you can buy 200 buckets of rice, 10 buckets for a stone, that is, 20 stones, a stone in the Tang Dynasty is about 118 catties, with today's general rice price of 2.5 yuan a catty, a tael of silver is equivalent to the purchasing power of 5900 yuan.

Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but be shocked when he converted it, because two million and a half million is equivalent to more than four hundred taels of silver!

At that time, a pound of pork was only a few pennies, and an acre of fertile land only cost five or six taels of silver. A few taels of silver, a few dozen taels of silver is a big thing, and a hundred taels of silver is a lot of money, and you can buy more than a dozen acres of fertile land.

More than 400 taels, that's a super big money! With so much money to buy such a half-old house?

Yan Xiaokai said indignantly: "Such a broken house costs 2.5 million? It's not as good as Brother Tao's small western-style building, he really treats you as two hundred and five! ”

"You're a two-hundred-five!" Zheng Peilin wanted to knock him on the elbow, but thinking of the hematoma in his head, she could only endure it, and asked angrily: "Do you know what the current land price of Haiyuan is?" Do you know that this house is not a house, but just the land is worth much? ”

Yan Xiaokai shook his head in a daze.

Zheng Peilin raised three fingers, "Three million, counting the house and this courtyard, it will be at least nearly four million, and the family is only two hundred and five, which is already the price of relatives vomiting blood and jumping off the building." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then you buy it and sell it, won't you make money?" ”

"Then you still have to say it!" Zheng Peilin gave him another free look, but then immediately glared at him vigilantly, "If that's what you mean by making a fortune, then we don't need to gamble." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "You buy it, I don't mean this!" And...... Hehe, it's not good to say, today you can make a small fortune, of course, for me it is a big fortune. ”

Zheng Peilin asked: "Really? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Lie to you that you have something to eat?" ”

Zheng Peilin said: "There is no dung! ”

Yan Xiao spread his hands.

Zheng Peilin picked up the phone and called her cousin in Xiangjiang again......