Chapter 373: They All Call Me 'Drum Beating Monk'!
As soon as the two of them left, I continued to look around, but unfortunately there was still no movement, "Hey, you are not there, or you will simply be your shrunken turtle!" ”
"Ha Lu Ha ......, Childe is really courageous!" The voice suddenly remembered, I turned my eyes, only to see a fat man in black clothes walking slowly towards me in an inconspicuous corner, the fat man was tall and short, fat and thin, really like Xiaodouzi said, there was no grass on the top of his head, and his whole face looked like a winter melon without a mask, and he really had to hold a small calfskin drum in his hand.
I squinted at him and made a wary gesture, "You were the one who came to steal just now?" ”
"Stealing?" The fat man was obviously dissatisfied with my words, "Childe, I have to say well, I'm not a thief, so how can I call it stealing?" Am I stealing something if I took that girl away? That's got to be called stealing! ”
"Bah, you're stealing people like that?" I snorted hard and glared straight at him, "Who the hell are you?" ”
"Ha Lu Ha ......, they all call me 'Drum Monk'!" The fat man replied happily.
"Drumming monk?" I looked him up and down, but I didn't see anything like a monk.
When the fat man heard me call him, he immediately changed his appearance, stood on his chest with a palm, lowered his eyebrows and said, "Amitabha Buddha ......!" ”
"I'm going to you, you impostor!" Looking at the look he pretended, I couldn't help but curse loudly like an angry roar, and then raised the Bi Ran sword in his hand and slashed towards the fat man.
My move is called 'strike first', and when you encounter the enemy, you naturally have to be surprised to win, but I underestimated the kung fu of the fake monk in front of me, and just when my sword was about to cut at the fat man, the fat man suddenly struck out with one palm and caught my sword steadily.
The scene in front of me was quite strange, a fat man in black stretched out his palm to hold the blade of my sword, and I looked at the fat man in front of me with a strange expression, forgetting to withdraw the sword in my hand.
"Why did Childe suddenly draw out his sword!" The fat man actually raised his head and looked at me with a smile on his face, and there was not the slightest anger in his eyes.
"Uh......, you're the bad guy!" I said a little speechlessly, and timidly withdrew the Bi Ran sword.
"Am I a bad person? I don't know where Childe started? "The fat man's face is full of innocence.
"In broad daylight, you trespassed into a private house, and you were dressed in black, watching the house to steal things, and after being discovered, you kidnapped the woman in the house, what are you called a bad person?" I yelled in a bit of frustration.
"Childe, you're wrong!" The fat man was not angry at all, and looked at me with a smile on his face, "Uninvited is also a guest, wearing black clothes is just my personal preference, looking around is just to find the person in charge, and the abduction of the woman is just to let her bring back words to explain for me, how can this be called a bad person!?" ”
"You're ......!" I raised my hand and pointed at him fiercely, unable to speak.
"Giggles...... I only know that the drum master has Buddhism in his heart and is good at teaching Buddhism, and I don't want to have a good mouth with sharp teeth!" Just when I was speechless, there was a sudden coquettish smile on the wall, and I looked up and followed the voice, it was a girl Lin dressed in black.
"Miss Lin......!" I was suddenly surprised and shouted softly.
Miss Lin smiled at me, then rolled over and fell off the wall, standing firmly in front of me, between me and the fat man in black.
"Miss Lin, this fake monk has good skills, you have to be careful!" I hid behind Miss Lin and said in a low voice and with concern.
"Bi Gongzi, he is not a fake monk, he beats the drum with his trumpet, and he walks the world with a small drum!" Miss Lin looked directly at the fat man in black opposite, and actually had time to explain to me.
"Drum beating?" I muttered to myself, looking through the figure of Miss Lin, I saw the fat man in black standing not far from us observing us with interest, and his expression was clearly looking at a delicate pet.
"Bi Gongzi, don't worry, I will settle this monk!" Miss Lin stared at the fat man in black and said quietly.
"Uh......, what, Miss Lin, please ask, why did you suddenly appear to protect me?" I finally couldn't help the gossip and asked softly.
Miss Lin tilted her head and glanced at me, a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, "Because I don't want you to die before the three-month appointment arrives!" ”
"Uh......!" I was speechless.
The fat man in black standing not far away finally couldn't help it, looked at me with a smile on his face, and said in a loud voice: "I said that you two are finished, I still have something to do, and I can't wait for someone!" ”
"If you can't wait for anyone, you can leave quickly, but don't forget that you have to pay us a hundred taels of silver before leaving, even if it's ......," I continued to shout after a moment of thought, "Mental damage fee?" ”
"Mental damages?" The fat man in black looked at me puzzled.
"Uh......, it's just a loss of money anyway!" I didn't even bother to explain, so I said vaguely.
The fat man in black was just stunned, and then looked at me with a smile, "Childe is so big, I have traveled all over the world for so many years, and I have never seen a person who dares to ask me for silver!" ”
"They are them, I am me!" I looked at him with a disdainful look, "Hurry up and give money, don't blame me for closing the door and letting the dog go, I know that you monks are the richest, don't think about it!" ”
After listening to my words, Miss Lin couldn't help but turn her head to look at me, "Who is the richest with you?" ”
The fat man in black also looked innocent, "Childe, where did you start with this?" ”
"Uh......, I don't care anyway, hurry up and give the money!" I was also stunned, and I didn't bother to talk nonsense, so I opened my mouth and said dryly.
The fat man in black is full of black lines.
While speaking, Mo Lu and Xiaodouzi also rushed over, and they were stunned when they saw the fat man in black, but they were really full of joy when they saw Miss Lin, who was also dressed in black, especially Xiaodouzi, as if they were expecting something.
Xiaodouzi ran straight to Miss Lin's side, "Sister Lin, why are you here?" ”
Miss Lin turned her head to look at her and smiled slightly, but didn't say anything.
Mo Lu walked up to me with a sword and asked softly, "Master Bi, you have nothing to do, right?" ”
"It's okay!" I replied simply.
The fat man in black couldn't help but be a little anxious when he saw that there were many of us, "Childe, if it's a group fight, I admit that I can't beat you, but you can't take advantage of it!" ”
"Well, can I ask you, what the hell are you here for?" I finally remembered what I was doing.
"Come and ask for your life......!" The fat man in black replied loudly, and then before I could react, he rushed towards me, and the cowhide drum in his hand suddenly beat loudly, and the sound was like thousands of ants entering my brain, which was extremely uncomfortable, and I felt like I was going to faint in an instant.
"Brother Bi......!" Just as I was about to fall to the ground, Little Bean suddenly screamed.
I was stunned and saw that the fat man in black had arrived in front of me, and his originally honest face had become hideous at this time, especially the evil smile that had not melted away at the corner of his mouth, just like a black mandala.
"Master Bi, be careful......!" Miss Lin and Mo Lu raised the sharp swords in their hands at the same time, and when they heard a 'bang', they landed on the cowhide drum in the hands of the fat man in black.
The fat man in black saw that the small drum in his hand was stopped, and he jumped into the air with a slight jump, and then saw that the cowhide drum turned into a trace of white silk and attacked the two of them.
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