Chapter 284: Being an official is like a matter for men and women
Lu Zhutou looked shy, but his thick eyebrows and big eyes showed an inconsistent expression, and he thought for a moment before saying: "I have been catching fast in the lower body for more than ten years, and I have never thought about the position of head catcher, but the adult suddenly asked me to be the head catcher, and I am afraid of disappointing the adult's heart!" ”
"That's it?" I looked up at him.
"Yes!" Lu Zhutou nodded hurriedly.
"Hey, I thought something was wrong!" I beckoned the shopkeeper to bring a pot of tea, the shopkeeper came in response, filled the teacup in front of the two of us and turned to leave, I picked up the teacup and took a sip gently, and said leisurely: "Lu Zhutou, let me ask you, are you married?" ”
Lu Zhutou looked up at me as if puzzled, and nodded, "I've been married for more than five years!" ”
"So you were a catcher before you got married?"
"Exactly!"
"Let me ask you again, do you have any children?"
"Yes, it's a son!"
I continued, "Then did you think about it before you got married...... Have you ever thought about it...... Belch...... Men and women! ”
Lu Zhutou continued to look at me puzzled: "The matter of men and women? ”
"Uh...... It's like, it's ......," I searched for the words, "uh yes, it's a bed brother between a man and a woman!" ”
Lu Zhutou instantly understood what I meant, lowered his head and muttered, "I didn't think about it!" ”
"That's the end of it!" I slapped my thigh, "Before you got married, you didn't even know about the bed brother between men and women, after you got married, didn't you have a son?" This is the same thing as a male and female bed brother, you definitely won't at first, but after a long time, you will naturally be, do you understand? ”
Although I said this a bit of a hooligan, but the words are not rough, this official is like this, and it doesn't mean that people are born to be officials, besides, this position of head catcher is not an official position, what can't be done?!
Lu Zhutou listened to my words and nodded as if he didn't understand.
I drank the tea in the teacup in one gulp, stood up and said: "You go back now, be your head catcher, defend the party for the benefit of the people, if the surnamed Huang or his brother-in-law dares to embarrass you, I will make them regret it!" ”
After listening to my words, Lu Zhutou tilted his head and nodded solemnly: "Thank you for your advice!" After speaking, he stood up and left without looking back, looking at the momentum of the plane, which had the meaning of seeing death as home.
Looking at the back of Lu Zhutou leaving, I was busy laughing in my heart, I am simply too talented, I can be so foolish, if I go to the capital and really can't get the champion, I will open a psychological clinic when I turn around, and use the method of conversation to solve the incurable diseases in the hearts of others, and talk therapy, referred to as 'talk therapy'!
I smiled and turned back to my room.
As soon as I entered the guest room, Xiao Douzi hurriedly stepped forward and looked at me with concern, "Brother Bi, you are fine, right?" ”
"It's nothing, I'm just here to ask questions!" I replied casually, and then looked around the room, "By the way, what about Yan'er?" ”
"When you were sleeping, he said that he wanted to go out of the city and walk around, and I didn't stop him, so I let him go out by himself!" Little Bean replied.
"Oh!" I replied casually.
Anyway, Yan'er is not a child anymore, and he should have the ability to distinguish right from wrong in the past few days by my side, and besides, this Huangsha Town is not big, so he will not encounter any danger! Thinking about it, I wasn't in a hurry.
I just followed Xiaodouzi to stay in the room to rest, now I can't sleep in this world, if I still sleep that night, I will have insomnia, I beckoned Xiaobai to jump on me and play with me for a while, this little thing I have to pat its ass, tomorrow I have to count on it to help!
It didn't take long for it to get dark outside the window, but I still didn't see Yan'er come back, and I couldn't help but be a little worried.
I pulled Xiaodouzi out of the guest room to the lobby and greeted the shopkeeper to come, after all, the shopkeeper is a local and should be familiar with this place.
"Little second brother, I'll ask you about something!" I asked anxiously before the shopkeeper approached.
"Guest officer, if you have an order, just say it!" The shopkeeper was full of smiles.
"Did you see my nephew in the afternoon?"
The shopkeeper thought for a moment, nodded and said, "See, he went out of the inn alone!" ”
"How big is your Huangsha Town?"
"It's not big, the radius is only more than twenty miles, and it won't take an hour to walk!"
Listening to the words of the shopkeeper, I was busy calculating in my heart, twenty miles does not need an hour, even if Yan'er walks slowly for an hour, it is two hours back and forth, and no matter how slow it is, it is only two and a half hours, but now Yan'er has been out of the body for almost three hours and has not come back, the only possibility is that he is in trouble!
In this Huangshi Town, we are not familiar with life, if we want to say that the trouble is related to the yellow catcher, this kid must want to declare a personal vendetta, so he will embarrass Yan'er and not let him come back.
Well, it must be so!
I nodded affirmatively as I thought.
After the shopkeeper left, I whispered in Xiaodouzi's ear: "Yan'er must be in danger, we have to save him!" ”
"Yan'er is in danger?" Little Beanzi looked at me puzzled.
I nodded, and then I told me everything about last night and this morning, and at the end I said with certainty: "It must have been done by this kid surnamed Huang, I have to find a way to teach him a lesson!" ”
"But, Brother Bi...... are you sure?" Xiaodouzi said worriedly.
"What else is uncertain, in this Huangsha Town, the only ones who have a feud are surnamed Huang and his brother-in-law, and there will be no one else except these two people!" Saying that, I stood up, "Let's go, follow me to rescue Yan'er!" After speaking, he took Xiaodouzi and walked towards the outside of the inn.
"But...... Brother Bi ......! Xiaodouzi wanted to say something, but I pulled it like this, and swallowed the unspoken words.
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It's already dark, and there are not many people in the noisy street market during the day, the black sky in Huangshan Town is not the same as the black sky in other places, and the air with cold wind seems to be mixed with yellow sand, if it is a big mouth, it is guaranteed to be filled with sand in a few minutes. I pulled Xiaodouzi all the way over and ran towards the mansion.
I guess this kid surnamed Huang must still be hiding in the mansion.
After a short time, the two of us walked to the door of the mansion, and without saying a word, I stood still and shouted to the mansion: "The surname is Huang, you come out for me ......!" ”
After a while, a few people wearing fast clothes came out of the palace, and when they saw that I was busy with a smile on their faces, they couldn't help but hide backwards when they saw that I was violent.
I squinted at them, "What about the one surnamed Huang?" ”
"We're yellow catchers, ......, uh...... Brother Huang is home! The catchers replied.
I looked them up and down, "Home?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes......!" A nod.
"Where's his home?" I asked again.
"His family lives on a street not far from here!" One of them said as he raised his hand and pointed to the market.
"Okay, you take me!" As I spoke, I turned to leave.
"Your Excellency, ......!" I was about to leave when I suddenly heard the voice of Lu Zhutou behind me.
I stopped and turned to look at him, and said, "Oops, haven't gotten off work yet?!" ”
"Off duty?" Lu Zhutou looked at me.
"Uh......, what's that, I haven't worked yet!" I searched for the words to say.
Lu Zhutou smiled at me, "Your Excellency is here to find you?" ”
"No, I'm here to find the guy surnamed Huang!"
"Your Excellency is looking for Huang Zhutou!"
"Bah, he's not a headhunter now!" I gritted my teeth with hatred, and instantly realized that I seemed to be a little uncivilized, and said busily: "My nephew went out in the afternoon and has not returned, and the old man wants to ask the surnamed Huang for clarification!" ”
"Oh? Since the adults have something, they should be looking for it, why do you want to find Huang Zhutou? Lu Zhutou looked at me and said puzzled.
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