The rest of his life felt how this routine was so familiar.

"No, isn't this the idea I gave you when you were chasing Jingwei?"

"Yes, isn't Jingwei just a bird?" Fu Nan asked rhetorically.

"Hey. Yu Shengxin said that he was waiting for me here, "But what I want to catch is a three-legged black." ”

Rich and difficult to be stunned.

He hesitated for a moment, then said, "Why don't you try the method I said?"

"Get out!" the rest of his life chased him away.

"I'm going to fucking fall in love with the three-legged black? He didn't burn me, and my little aunt had to split me, so it was not as reliable as Lao Hu's method. ”

"What can I do?" asked Fu Nan curiously.

"Ate it. ”

Fu Nan was angry, "Shopkeeper Yu, you are insulting me, no matter how much I do this, I am more reliable than him." ”

"Reliable fart!"

Yu Sheng waved his hand, letting Fu Yan be busy.

Just as he was racking his brains, a scholar ran over in a panic outside the inn.

He carried a bamboo cage with two geese in it.

He stopped at the door of the inn breathlessly, and looked back in the direction of the stone bridge, with palpitations.

"Guest officer, please inside. Ye Zigao stood up and greeted.

"Good, good. ”

The scholar was shocked, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and followed Ye Zigao in.

Ye Zigao invited him to sit down, poured him a glass of water to suppress the shock, and asked curiously: "What is behind you that scares you like this?"

The scholar went down with a cup of tea and said, "I, I tell you, don't be frightened. ”

Ye Zigao said: "Don't worry, I will definitely not be scared, unless it is too scary." ”

The scholar waved his hand and looked behind him again, "Forget it, I can't be scared alone, I have to scare us together." ”

"You're still really hurting others and yourself. Ye Zigao said.

But the rest of my life is interested.

He came over with a jug of wine, "You have a story, I have wine, tell me about it." ”

Maybe the system rewards him with a magic skill to catch the sun, such as planting the sun?

One to the North Pole, one to the South Pole, and of course, now to the North and South Wilderness, to kill them.

Pour a glass of wine for the scholar for the rest of his life.

The scholar took a sip of wine, pondered it, and said, "It all started when I was on my way out of the city. ”

Yu Sheng asked him, "Which city are you from?"

"Demon City, the city of the city lord who likes to hang people on the wall. The scholar said, "Of course, our lord likes to hang himself on the city wall now. ”

"Why is that?" Ye Zigao wondered.

"Hey, it's not that now the leader of the Eastern Wilderness Alliance has built an inn in the city, and anyone can go to complain, so that the guy doesn't dare to do whatever he wants. He can't hang on to others, he can only hang on himself. The scholar said.

"It's not a spider, you can't go up to the web, what kind of people are hanging. ”

Yu Sheng was not proud at all, and he urged the scholar, "Tell me about how you were scared to death." ”

"Oh, I've just left the city, and I've been walking for less than a day, and I'm walking happily and peacefully. When the scholar said this, he said to them for the rest of his life: "Thanks to the blessing of the leader of the Yu Alliance, there are very few monsters robbing and eating people on the road now, although there are a few who collect protection money, but they don't dare to be blatant." ”

"That's it. Ye Zigao glanced at Yu Sheng, "The monsters who collect protection fees are getting poorer and poorer." ”

Now, under the concept of living together with demons and people for the rest of their lives, any evil monster will be punished by the city guard, or the current demon guard of the inn.

Especially for those who rob money and rob, when they have a whim for the rest of their lives, they will personally come to the door and loot each other.

With the temperament of plucking geese for the rest of your life, then don't think about having money left.

"Don't interrupt, keep talking. "Pull the topic back for the rest of your life.

"Oh, and then, I met a man on the road, dressed very loosely, just sitting on the side of the road, frowning, as if he was not very comfortable..."

The scholar was kind enough to ask what was wrong with this person.

Passers-by said that their feet hurt and they couldn't walk.

The scholar said: "Yes, this road is not easy to walk, but the demon city heard that the road to Yangzhou City is going to be repaired, and it will be easy to walk later." ”

At this time, the passer-by made a request, "Guess what he said?" The scholar looked at them for the rest of his life.

"He's going to eat you?" asked Yu Sheng.

"Not true. ”

"I know, he's going to sleep with you!" Ye Zigao said.

Yu Sheng and the scholar looked at him angrily, "Your brain is too dirty, isn't it?" said the scholar.

"Ignore him, he's all about sleeping people right now. Yu Sheng said.

The scholar moved a little farther away from the leaves and continued, "The passer-by said, why don't I go and rest in your goose cage." ”

"You, what did you say?"

Before the scholar could understand, the man slipped into the cage, sat down with the two geese, and then motioned for the scholar to hurry on his back.

At this time, the scholar understood that he had either met a person with a spell or a monster.

However, scholars are not afraid.

"After all, this is the territory of the Yu Alliance Lord, and no one dares to make a mistake. ”

So, he carried the youkai all the way south.

It's strange to say, with one more person, the goose cage is not heavy at all.

The scholar walked for a long time, and when it was time to eat at noon, the passer-by jumped out of the goose cage and said that he would entertain and repay the scholar.

"He has a mouth, and that mouth is enough—" The passer-by glanced around, and finally chose the big long table, "It's the size of a long table." ”

"Huh. Ye Zigao exclaimed.

All sorts of delicacies were already on the table, flying in the sky and walking on the ground, and steaming.

"The utensils were all made of bronze, carved with flowers, birds, fish, and insects. The scholar said.

The man said that his wife had made the meal, and that he should be allowed to come out and eat with them.

After that, the passer-by opened his mouth and spit out a woman.

They ate together, and the passer-by soon became overwhelmed, and spit out a bed, and a screen was erected, and he went to sleep behind the screen.

At this time, his wife said to the scholar: "Although I am his wife, I don't like him, and I have brought someone with me, so let's have dinner together." ”

After that, the woman also spit out a person, and spit out a handsome man

Ye Zigao was dumbfounded, and he looked at the rest of his life, "This can't be a croaking essence, right?"

"No, quack has already become a sperm. Yu Sheng said.

"It's not over. The scholar said, "When the woman went to sleep, the handsome man vomited out another woman, and the man went to sleep, and the woman vomited out another man, and the woman went to sleep, and the man vomited out another woman, and the woman went to ......."

Seeing that the scholar was talking about the car, Ye Zigao patted him, "Are you sick?"

"You're sick. ”

The scholar continued: "In short, it is to come out one, sleep one, come out again, sleep again......"

"Oh, I see. "The rest of my life is abrupt.

"What do you know?" Ye Zigao and the scholar looked at him.

"These monsters really don't drink well. Yu Sheng said.

"Go. Ye Zigao waved his hand, turned back to the scholar and said, "These people are really green enough." ”

The scholar nodded, "There is a monster in the middle, and two men are spit out at once, and since then, there have been two women and two men, two men and two women, and two men and two men, and there are only one woman left..."

"Wait!" Ye Zigao interrupted him.

"Since it's two, aren't there two girls left in the end?" he asked.

"No, the last two men like a woman. The scholar said.

"me, it's a mess. Although Ye Zigao said this, he listened to it with relish.

"But, this woman—" the scholar swallowed.

"What's wrong with that woman?" Ye Zigao urged him.

"The woman didn't like these two men, and she took a fancy to me. The scholar said.