"Don't make trouble, you're an elephant, eight hundred at a time, you can't stand it."

I smiled and hugged the gold bricks, and I knew that if you catch someone and catch seven inches, don't talk nonsense with him, save some saliva.

Wei Ye and I, connected to the gold bricks, went downstairs, Wei Ye walked, while talking on the phone, the three of us chatted, Wei Ye said with a smile, "Actually, you can also donate sperm, I also know sperm donors, but not all sperm want, and there are successful or unsuccessful, if you are interested, you can try." ”

The gold brick was holding a cigarette on the side, "How much is this price, is it cheaper than donating blood?" ”

"Sperm donation is also quite troublesome, but it is more expensive than blood donation, 200 to 2000 is possible, it depends on the quality of your personal sperm, when I couldn't live before, I dragged a friend to donate once and gave me 800."

After Wei Ye finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at me again, "Momby, Shrek, this does not include commissions." ”

"I didn't say anything about the price, am I talking about yours, is yours worth 800?"

"Why can't mine be worth 800? Do you know that these things are also divided into conditions, if you have good physical conditions, or if you have a high education, you will sell more, and there will be special people to buy sperm, you know? It's useless to talk to you about this, because you don't know, you don't understand, you don't understand, and besides, don't talk to me in the future, with a questioning tone and a disbelieving expression, do you hear? I hate it! ”

"I bet that yours will definitely not sell for 800, if you don't believe it, try it, what do you want to bet on, what I bet with you."

"I'm cāo, do you look down on me, did you say yes?"

"Don't bluff me, it's useless to bluff me, okay, you dare to bet? Just bet on 800, I have it now, enough for 800. ”

Wei Ye frowned, and his confidence was obviously insufficient, "Why do you say that I am not enough for 800?" ”

"Human nature, everyone's personality is different, if the gold bar says that he sold 800 from here, that is 800, if it is the gold brick, he must say that he sold 2000, but if it is you, you are smarter than the gold brick, bragging, will be within the allowable range of the, deceiving people are so deceiving, I understand you."

"I'm really, more and more annoyed with you, really, my head hurts when I see you, can you appear less in my sight in the future?"

"That's how you treat your savior?"

This sentence choked Wei Ye speechless.

He stood where he was, he turned his head to look around, and hurriedly interrupted, "Where are the gold bricks?" ”

Only then did I react, I was talking to Wei Ye just now, and I didn't care about the gold bricks, and I didn't know where the goods went, so I quickly looked around, and Wei Ye and I started to look for the gold bricks.

I called again, and looked for someone, we were looking for a hurry, the gold brick came out of a barbecue restaurant on the side, carrying a bag in his left hand, the bag contained two big waists, and a bamboo skewer in his right hand, on which was a row of leeks, ran over to the two of us, with an excited face.

Wei Ye and I were very curious, after the gold brick ran over, he began to giggle, while laughing, eating kidneys and leeks, Wei Ye glanced at the gold brick from the side, "What are you doing, what are you smirking at all of a sudden." ”

"What can you giggle at, pondering about selling sperm, he is the right one, or it will all go to the garbage heap."

"How much can he sell? What do you think sells so well? ”

"You underestimate him too much, a dozen shots a day is fine."

"Don't make trouble, more than a dozen rounds a day, why do you think it's a donkey, more than a dozen rounds a day, and the livestock can't hold on."

I glanced at Wei Ye, "You don't know what it means to have someone outside the world, is there a sky outside the sky, don't believe it, forget it, I just hope you don't take all the things you haven't seen as legends." ”

Wei Ye looked at Jin Brick with some curiosity, Jin Brick had completely ignored the two of us, and while smirking, he walked forward cutely, ignoring the two of us at all, and it seemed that he had entered a wonderful fantasy world.

Wei Ye hurriedly ran two steps, "Gold Brick, you pay attention, look at the car, what do you want, you, keep smirking." ”

Jin Brick smiled "hehe", "Brother Ye, do you know, Lamborghini is waving to me." ”

Wei Ye stood in place, stunned, and I saw him swallow a mouthful of saliva.

I put my arms around his neck "Can you feel it, the tone of his voice is serious." ”

Wei Ye wiped his forehead, looked at me incredulously, and then nodded vigorously, "Brother, you can look at him, it's just a bottle, don't finish it." ”

"It's okay, he's a lot better than you think."

"More than a dozen shots a day, you say he's true?"

I nodded, "Well, it has to be true, if it were you, would you dare to think of a Lamborghini?" ”

Wei Ye swallowed another mouthful of spit and stopped talking.

I have to admit that Wei Ye's social relations are really not ordinary, with the two of us turning around, habitually turning to a small door, after entering, Wei Ye casually said hello a few times, and the two of us were taken to a secret door, this small room, which is full of special medical equipment, and there is a person who is not tall, playing computer games there.

"Xu Wei, I have two friends, selling blood, 400CC, you can operate it."

The man looked up at Wei Ye on the side, ignored him, turned around and took out professional disposable utensils from the side, which looked quite hygienic and clean.

He glanced at us, "Three hundred at a time, don't bargain, pack hygiene, sell it if it's okay, forget it if it doesn't work, I'll continue." ”

"My own people, my own people, I won't get kickbacks this time."

Wei Ye hurriedly patted him on the shoulder from the side.

"Oh, that's it, six hundred and once, two people, one thousand two."

"Thank you." I looked at the gold bricks, and he began to tremble, "I said, can you make a breath?" ”

"Brother Li, you give me a reason not to be afraid, okay?"

"For love! For Jiajia! ”

"But my blood is a gift from Shen, what is the matter with Guan Jiajia?"

"Shen Enci is familiar with them, Shen Enci remembers you well, so he will help you say Jiajia's, and then, you understand."

"Come on!" The gold brick stopped trembling all of a sudden, and startled Xu Wei on the other side.

More than half an hour later, Jin Brick and I came out of Xiaomen's face, our faces were not good-looking, it was impossible to say that it was not uncomfortable, Wei Ye was still inside and didn't know what to communicate with others.

Soon, he also came out and looked at the two of us, "It's not comfortable, eat something over there, make up for it." ”

I nodded, put the money up, and Jin Brick hurriedly said from the side, "That thing about selling sperm, Brother Ye." ”

"Then people will come here, I'll contact you."

The gold brick nodded hurriedly, we ate something, said goodbye to Wei Ye, I touched the money in my pocket, made up, and looked at the gold brick on the side, "There are two thousand yuan this time, Shen Lu was admitted, Shen Enci is at his own expense, and the tuition fee for two people is together, and it will cost more than 4,000 horizontal and vertical in one academic year, and more than 2,000 less, what should I do?" ”

"Mom, so much?"

Jin Brick squinted, and his face was stern and serious, "Brother Li, if you really can't do it, you can only go and sell sperm early, what do you say?" ”