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I haven't been to school for three days, and Sun Qi comes to call me every morning, but I don't plan to go.

Sun Qi looked at me and asked, "Did you really go to Situ's house that day?" ”

"Hmm!"

"Did you really see Miss Situ?"

"Hmm!"

"Are you really going to marry her?"

"Hmm!"

Sun Qi's face was full of envy and jealousy: "Teach me, I also want to get married!" ”

I glanced at him, "Your stick has grown?" ”

"What stick?" Sun Qi didn't react.

"This is it!" I pinched his penis hard, but he didn't react at all.

Sun Qi looked at me with a red face and asked unconvinced: "Then have you grown up?" ”

"Hehe, do you want to take a look!" I looked at him with a wicked smile on my face. Sun Qi blushed for a moment and turned into a Guan Gong, and after a while, I asked him in a serious and soft voice: "Was I a particularly elegant person before?" ”

Sun Qi looked at me blankly and didn't say a word.

"I mean, before I passed out, was I a very polite, gentleman, and introvert who blushed when I saw a girl?"

Sun Qi still looked at me blankly: "What do you mean by 'gentleman'?" ”

There were three black lines hanging on my head, "It's the kind of person who does whatever my parents tell me to do, and what my husband says, never disobeys their will, and even if I don't want to do it, I will try to do a good job, was I that kind of person before?" ”

"In the past, you didn't like to talk, but your homework was very good, Mr. liked you very much, and ......," Sun Qi's voice slowed down, "Every time you see Situ Hong, you pretend not to see it, last time you fainted, I seemed to hear Sun Meng's kid mention Situ Hong's name!" ”

Uh, it's a little interesting, dare to love all this is predestined, first Bi Ran pretended to be high and ignored Situ Hong, then Sun Meng likes Situ Hong but people don't like him, and then I fell in love with Situ Hong, Situ Hong also fell in love with me, and then I got married! Hehe, it's funny, I suddenly think that the middle school politics teacher said something very right: things are universally connected!

Sun Qi looked at me in a daze, and shook his right hand in front of my eyes, "What's Bi Ran, what do you think?" ”

I slowly turned my head to look at him, and I didn't say anything for a long time.

Sun Qi continued: "Every time you see Situ Hong passing by you, you have a sad face, you say that the door is not right, even if you like it, you can't be together, I still remember your most presumptuous time was when you told me: Let's two brothers find a place to drink a little wine, get drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows, and when you are drunk, you don't have to worry about anything!" ”

Wait, how do I feel so familiar with this sentence? Seems to have seen this sentence somewhere. I thought about it very carefully and slowly, oh, I remembered, it was the sentence I said to Sun Qi on QQ that day.

"At that time, I thought that you should marry Situ Hong!" Sun Qi finished the last sentence.

I turned my head to look at him and said something in my heart, "Xie Lu, thank you Sun Qi, you will always be my good brother!" ”

It is said that half of the people in this city were made by her, and its power is no less than that of the county magistrate visiting the countryside to check this year's harvest. When her mother found her, she only told her that she was going to Situ's house to propose marriage, and she responded without saying a word, and things were done surprisingly quickly.

Situ Qing came to my house several times, saying that Situ Hong was preparing at home, preparing everything related to marriage. I looked at him, just smiled softly, and didn't say anything. I'm so happy, I worked hard to find a girlfriend in my last life, and getting married in this life is like playing, in the blink of an eye.

Dad and mother haven't been out of the house for a few days, all day at home to do things related to my marriage, send wedding cards, do groom outfits, these two people's plans to plan for childbirth are also too good, marriage has been so long but only I have such a son, now I am going to marry out of Lu, oh no, is to marry out of Lu, they must be very sad in their hearts.

August 30 was the first day of joy in my life, and I tried to squander on this day the virginity I had maintained for more than 20 years, Bi Ran for 15 years, and more than 40 years in total.

I woke up earlier than usual in the morning, perhaps because of excitement. My mother took out the bright red groom's dress that was ready, the whole satin was smooth and brocade, and then took out a hat, and my father looked at me with a smirk on the side, and even Sun Qi and his parents came to help me dress up, and the whole room suddenly became lively. The Yellow Calendar says that the time is a good time, so I sat on a tall horse on a good day and rushed to the Situ Mansion with the band.

Along the way, there were some dignitaries and nobles, nodding at me, it seems that the Situ family's interpersonal relationship is doing well!

At last we stopped at the gate where I had been a few days earlier, except that now the two stone lions were also dressed up in new clothes, and red silk was draped around their necks.

I was almost surrounded and walked into the Situ Mansion.

In the next series of activities, I was like a puppet and let others fiddle with it, toasting, saying some kind words, toasting and saying some kind words, and when I came down three times and five tables, my head was swollen and aching again as if I woke up that day. I saw my father and mother sitting at the same table as Situ Gu, and then I was at a loss to let others toast.

At the end of the banquet, it was already unitary time, and the sky outside was completely dark, my head was swollen, and I was unconscious of everything, I remember that my alcohol consumption was not small, and once again I went to drink with that Sun Qi of our time, ten bottles of beer were no problem, what happened today? I was helped into a room, and the sound faded away, except for the dim candlelight beating slowly

I opened my eyes and looked at the room, and there was only one sensation - red. Red candles, red clothes, red window paper, red bedding, and a person wearing red clothes and covering his head sat on the bed. I staggered over to Situ Hong, lifted the hijab off her head, and she looked at me with a shy face.

"Honey!" My mouth was full of vagueness, "We're getting married today!" ”

Situ Hong still looked at me and didn't speak.

"From now on you are mine, I am yours, you have me, I have you!" What am I talking about, don't let the pure little girl think of anything unclean, "You have to call me Xianggong, and I, just call you my wife!" "It's nonsense!

Situ Hong's face flushed, and he wanted to open his mouth to say something, but he didn't say anything.

I looked at the window dimly, it was dark, I began to undress, "Wife, I love you so much, let's sleep!" "I took off my clothes and began to help Situ Hong undress, after all, she is a little girl, and it is necessary to be shy, even if she pretends to be for a while, I understand, I understand!

After only a while, I stripped myself of only a pair of underwear, and then Situ Hong was only stripped of a red belly pocket and a pair of pants. I don't know when my lower body has been stiffened, my mouth is dry, and just as I was about to attack further, I heard someone outside the door calling me: "Bi Ran! ”

I walked to the door a little angry, opened the door, and Situ Qing stood outside the door with a serious face.

"Oh, brother-in-law, this wedding night is dark, do you have anything to do with me looking for your brother-in-law?" I'm in a hurry, so get out of here if I have something to say.

"Brother-in-law, Dad asked you to go!" Situ Qing said word by word.

Is there a mistake? Didn't the ancients often say that the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, why is it my turn that you always bring disaster to my precious time, did I recruit you or provoke you?! I forced a smile: "Okay, brother-in-law, I'll go right away, but I have to change my clothes first, look at my ......!" ”

Situ Qing looked me up and down, just a pair of shorts all over his body, too. He nodded and let me go back to the house.

"Wife, your father called me, saying that there was something, you put on some clothes first and don't freeze, and then I will play adult games with you when I come back!" I put on my shirt and pants as I spoke, and before leaving, I stepped forward and kissed her deeply, and the two stunners on her upper body were looking at me with blank eyes. Wife, I love you!