Chapter 691, a little salty!

The bald man smiled openly, proud of his classic line. If he could, he would have had a loudspeaker in his hand so that the whole street could hear the joke he had overheard—what a humorous line, tens of thousands of times better than those novelists.

The men who came in after him smiled heartily and maliciously.

Regardless of whether I really think that he speaks interestingly, or I think he is vulgar, and I think he is lewd, I still have to take care of my face - I have short hands and a soft mouth, and I have to pay for it every time I eat, so I have to pay a little bit, right?

"Brother Jianguo, do you want to eat the noodles under the little girl Bai Jie, or under the little girl?" A man with long hair in a shawl blinked his obscene little eyes and said with a smile.

"Lin Hai, aren't you knowingly asking? Brother Jianguo, of course, wants to eat the bottom of the little girl Bai Jie-no, no, it's the face of the little girl Bai Jie-" A big man in a gray robe with a string of stars and moon Bodhi hanging around his neck looked exactly like the charlatans who were pulling big girls and little daughters-in-law around the street and selling talismans.

"Doesn't that mean something? What is the difference between the white face and the white underneath? Aren't they all edible? It must be delicious, right? In the middle of the crowd, a bewitching little white face with an orchid root erected and said angrily. Bai Jie is so beautiful, everyone is willing to eat it-"-

Bai Jie seemed to know these people, her face was ruddy, her cheeks were puffed up, her eyes were staring at the bald man murderously, and she said, "Kong Jianguo, don't talk nonsense - who wants to give you something to eat?" Don't even think about it. Hurry up and go away, don't go into my shop. ”

Hearing Bai Jie's answer, Kong Jianguo became more energetic, and strode towards Bai Jie, standing in front of the thin Bai Jie like a big grizzly bear coveting a little white rabbit, the little white rabbit had a feeling that it was difficult to fly, and said: "Little sister Bai Jie, there is a problem with what you said?" Do you own a noodle shop? Since it's a noodle restaurant, brothers come here, if you don't give us something to eat, do you still want to give us egg fried rice? ”

"You-" Bai Jie took two steps back, dodging the man's close coercion.

"What's wrong with me? Do you think what my brother said is very reasonable? Kong Jianguo's fish bubble eyes had an undisguised evil light, and said: "Sister, didn't my brother ask you once or twice, and go to the bar with my brother at night?" I'll tell you, my brother will give you whatever wine you want, my brother will let you play whatever you want, and you can choose the bars in Houhai and Sanlitun - how about it? ”

"I'm not going." Bai Jie simply refused.

"Bai Jie, so faceless? I sue you, if it were another student girl, you wouldn't have this kind of treatment—"

"Then go find those who will go with you."

"It's not in style." Fang Yan sighed. "It's really out of style."

Kong Jianguo only regarded Fang Yan as an ordinary diner, he didn't expect Fang Yan to suddenly let out a loud voice and roar when he saw injustice - this guy is really an idiot, you don't take a closer look at the brothers when you yell, there are several people on your side, you sit with an old immortal, if you really start to do it, your side is not enough to see.

Everyone wants to be a hero to save beauty, but before a hero saves beauty, you have to think about it first, whether you are a hero or a bear after the shot - even if the bear saves the beauty, most of them are just in exchange for a sentence of 'you are a good person', and then the sister disappeared without a trace, and no one helped to make a confession when the police came to investigate.

Kong Jianguo's gaze finally shifted to Fang Yan's face, and he looked at him seriously, feeling that the person who could come to this kind of small shop to eat fried noodles must not be a prominent person. How could a prominent person come here to eat a large bowl of fried noodles for 18 yuan?

Of course, he Kong Jianguo is an exception - if it weren't for Bai Jie, he wouldn't want to take his brothers to this kind of shabby shop to eat noodles. Going to Wang Laoer's waist shop in Daqianmen to drink beer on skewers is a decent life.

Smack-

Kong Jianguo's fat palm slapped heavily on Fang Yan's shoulder, Fang Yan frowned slightly, but he didn't say anything, just lowered his head and ate a large long strip of noodles in his mouth.

I have to say that this fried noodles of Bai Xiu's family are not as delicious as Mr. said. No matter how delicious Jajanjangmyeon is, isn't it just a bowl of Jajanjangmyeon? And there are so few diced meats, and the marinade is not spicy enough - I don't know how this kind of broken shop can still be open for so many years, why didn't Bai Xiu starve to death in the first place?

While thinking like this, Fang Yan opened the chili flask on the table again and poured a large spoonful of chili oil on top of the dough. Stir it vigorously, and the taste will be very different.

It's spicy!

"Brother, what do you say?" Kong Jianguo's body bowed slightly, and he said with a smile.

Because his big fat head was too close to Fang Yan's noodle bowl, Fang Yan was particularly worried that the beads of sweat on his face would drip into his bowl.

Although it is said that every meal and porridge are obtained by the sweat of the peasant uncle, if you directly pour anyone's sweat into the porridge, I am afraid that few people will be able to put their mouths on it.

Fang Yan had to stop his chopsticks, wiped the chili oil stains on the corner of his mouth with a tissue, and said, "I said it's not styleful." ”

"Oh? Kind of funny? Kong Jianguo looked at Fang Yan with a smile and said, "Do you think our brothers are out of style?" ”

"That's not what I said." Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo with a serious face, and said: "This way of speaking seems to be very unsophisticated, and there is no such thing as suzhì, let alone talking about style-su zhì is the foundation, and style is a deeper level of cultivation-"

Kong Jianguo was happy, patted the big hand on Fang Yan's shoulder and began to exert force, and said, "Then what kind of way do you think is more stylish?" ”

"For example, what you just said is very wrong." Fang Yan looked like a teacher, and discussed with Kong Jianguo with a serious face, as for the little gravity on his shoulder, if this fat man was not afraid to scratch and dislocate his claws, he would continue to exert himself, and it would be regarded as a free massage. "What did you just say? You said you were going to eat the little girl—"

Fang Yan glanced at Bai Jie's infinitely angry little appearance and said, "To be honest, I don't even have the courage to repeat that kind of thing. I can't say it, I'm sorry -- actually, you can't be blamed for it, because a lot of people in society make this mistake. I don't have much culture, but I like to regard shamelessness as humor, obscenity as humor, and stylelessness as a yuppie man showing off to the public-"

"Shameless death, how can you talk to our brother Jianguo? Brother Jianguo, slap him in the face - slap him shamelessly - " The sissy jumped out very dissatisfied.

Fang Yan glanced up at him and remembered his appearance.

"It's like, look at what kind of awesome person dragged him—" The charlatan pointed in the direction of the red wall and said, "Do you know where and where it is?" If you're really awesome, you're going to go out there and show you—"

"I just came out of there." Fang Yan replied truthfully.

The gentleman who bowed his head and ate noodles glanced at Fang Yan and said, "Don't show off your wealth." ”

“――”

The thugs froze for a moment, then burst out laughing.

The sissy clutched her belly and said, "Laughing to death, laughing to death—hey, this little guy is so cute—"

"Brothers, did you hear that? He said they had just gone there and walked around -- believe it or not? Believe it or not, I believe it anyway—"

"This guy, this time we're kicking the iron plate-hahaha, laughing to death-"

"We've really been." Fang Yan explained again with some unwillingness. They are indeed awesome characters, and they have really kicked the iron plate - why don't they want to trust their own judgment?

Kong Jianguo's face was gloomy, and the big hand on Fang Yan's shoulder slapped harder, and said: "Since my brother said so, then you have to tell me about it-what is called a real humorous yuppie, and let the brothers have a good experience-"

Kong Jianguo also felt very strange in his heart, he usually likes to play with walnuts, and his hand strength is indeed not small. He once pinched someone else, and as soon as the palm of his hand was on the kid's shoulder, the guy went straight to the bear, crying and begging to let go-

What's going on with this kid? He's made so much effort that he doesn't notice it at all?

Or do you have no strength in your body today?

"Well, since you humbly ask for leave, then I'll teach you a good lesson." Fang Yan smiled and nodded, and said, "The Chinese characters are vast and profound, and if they are combined at will, they will have endless wonderful uses—for example, we use the sentence 'the goddess is a little salty underneath' as an example-"

Bai Jie's face was frosty, and he stomped his feet angrily and said, "Brother Fang Yan, how can you speak?" ”

"Oh, I didn't mean you-" Fang Yan quickly explained, "I mean the goddess below-you just think the goddess is another woman." ”

Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo's friends, asked in a professional and conscientious tone that a teacher should have, and said, "Think about it, how many meanings does this sentence express? ”

"Two floors." The sissy raised her hand in reply. "The first layer is to say that the goddess is underneath - the bottom is a little salty, and the other layer - hehe, people are embarrassed to say, anyway, you can think for yourself-" R1058