PS: Because the editor said that he wanted to add more, he could only play the drama within the play, and it didn't involve the plot.

01

The first time Pear General picked up Feng Slowly, it was when he and Xun Fei fought for a rabbit and fought to the highest tide. The phoenix slowly fell from the sky and smashed on the pear general's head at once, causing him to lose the opportunity and miss a white, tender and fat rabbit.

Xun Fei bit off the rabbit's neck, smiled very flat, and swept up and down the unknown creature that fell below, and said, "As the saying goes, it's good if there are no fish and shrimp, and if there is no rabbit, I think this chicken cub is not bad." Xun Fei made a solemn gesture, "I look at its bones are amazing, it is absolutely extraordinary, well, it is estimated that it is a battle chicken among chickens, black chickens." Very nutritious! ”

So good, why don't you! The pear general glanced at Xun Fei, who was not beautiful at all, and silently glanced at the dying phoenix.

In the mind of the wolf who has a collecting habit, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and fluff control a bunch of problems, the creature of the chick should be a milky yellow fur with uniform color and playful and cute little tail feathers, a pointed and small mouth, and of course a small circle of white hair around it, which looks like it is like a chirp who has not wiped his mouth after stealing milk. There can also be an arrogant and arrogant red crown on the top of his head, after all, he is not sexist. And it's definitely not like this, it looks like there is not a single hair on the body, all of it is burnt, and it looks like it can be served with some sauce. Even the claws of the black lacquer are iron-like textures, and at first glance they are the products of the teeth.

Pear General reluctantly glanced at the rabbit who was looking for non-ha. It looks really fat, but a manly man, he dares to admit it if he loses. Reluctantly, the pear general picked up this supposedly valuable black chicken and went to his cave.

The scenery on Tianmu Mountain is beautiful, the scenery is pleasant, the peaks are stacked on top of each other, there are thousands of forms, the sky is clear, and the cave of the pear will be in this strange rock, the shadow of the tree is swaying. It's a natural barrier.

The pear will slowly throw the phoenix into the natural captive land that he has piled up with the troubled times, and the phoenix slowly woke up again because of the sharp fall, but as soon as he woke up, he heard a wolf of 2580000 talking to others in a reluctant tone. "It's your new neighbor from today, well, it's just a little bit. I heard that it's a black chicken? It's a little ugly. ”

Hearing this, Feng slowly almost fainted with grief and anger. Thinking about her, Feng slowly said, she is also a generation of leaders in the younger generation of the dignified Nine Heavenly Phoenix Clan. Who doesn't know that the Nine Heavenly Phoenix clan of the Nine Heavenly Heavens has finally produced a little emperor with both talent and outstanding qualifications after tens of thousands of years, but he is about to ascend to the immortal after being 90,000 years old. But the bad thing is that about the sky is jealous and red-faced, this time the ninety-nine eighty-one heavenly thunder, splitting the sky and covering the face, slowly scorched the phoenix, the original color is bright and colorful. The brightly colored fur had now become this charred virtue, and she looked at herself depressedly. I wish I could die again.

And this roundabout and tactful, self-critical mental activity is naturally impossible to feel, he frowned, making the originally majestic-looking wolf face a little embarrassed, and added thoughtfully, "Well, it's a little silly." ”

Feng slowly mustered up the courage to straighten his claws, and collapsed again.

02

Feng slowly felt very melancholy. Very melancholy. Very melancholy.

is not only because of the resentment that his noble phoenix is regarded as a "noble" black chicken, but the most important thing is the loneliness that everyone is drunk and I am awake.

As an otherworldly wolf who pays attention to health preservation and likes balanced nutrition, Pear will always advocate green and pollution-free food self-cultivation, which not only requires freshness and strength, but also requires the beauty of slaughtering techniques. Every day, they will take a group of "food legions" out to bask in the sun, eat grass, and move each other.

Oh yes, and love to name them. But the names he gave were not very beautiful.

For example, a generation of Tianjiao Phoenix finally got the nickname "Xiao Ji". Xiao Wang, Xiao Chubby, Xiao Meow, Du Du, Xiao Cang, forget it, and no matter what extraordinary wisdom and aesthetics an uncivilized animal has, but it is better to respect other people's species.

The other uncivilized animals are even more outrageous, deeply impressed by the comfortable and regular life they have now, and completely forget why they came here.

"Well, the owner is still good. Basking in the sun every afternoon is my favorite activity. The little chubby, who looked soft, said with one ear dropped.

"I think I'm of the same species as the owner, but I still look a little more handsome! He was so handsome when he rescued me from another wolf! Little Meow's eyes glowed with fanatical admiration. Feng slowly couldn't help but hold his forehead and sighed, but he entered the wolf's den from the tiger's mouth, what is there to worship.

"The owner will wash our hands." A little fluffy hamster timidly popped up and squirmed shyly about the mini's figure.

Seeing that they glanced at me and said a word, I simply said that the pear will be this "wolf skin" as a hot-blooded man who does good deeds without leaving a name, talks about five stresses and four beauties, talks about civilization, understands politeness, and loves hygiene. One by one, they all regarded the "wolf skin" as a good benefactor. Even if I was a little resentful of being captive and losing my freedom at the beginning, I have long been accustomed to it now, and I am happy. What's even more outrageous is that the female, the fart, is in a hurry to marry the pear general, and I can't wait to give the pear general a litter of cubs, and the male one, I can't wait to become a mother first and then marry the pear general, and then give birth to a litter of cubs.

Feng slowly only felt that he had a mouthful of old blood in his throat, and he was about to squirt it out at this moment, and by the way, he had to vomit out the ginseng fruit he had eaten over the years, and he was seriously injured and died.

His teammates are so ungrown, but he can't watch them fall willingly. So Feng slowly began a long brainwashing project of his teammates. First of all, of course, let's start with the most straightforward place.

"I said wolf skinning! What does it mean for you to take us to graze every day? I don't like to eat grass at all! "Of course, a primate like me should indulge in the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, as well as the food and wine.

Faced with Feng's uprising of slowly slapping the table and knocking on chopsticks. The pear general frowned blankly and said, "Don't black chickens eat grass?" Do you want to eat grain? ”

Feng was slowly choked with anger, "Lao Tzu is not a black chicken!" Please don't insult my noble bloodline! ”

Pear will casually touch her head. Looking at Jiang who was bare and had no sense of beauty, he could only say perfunctorily and disdainfully, "In my mind, there is only the difference between the strong and the weak, the weak eat grass, and the strong eat the weak." ”

Feng was slowly half dead by his arrogant remarks. But this is the evidence, which can prove that this so-called owner actually wants to eat them with bad intentions! The response was:

"Oh my God! Pear will be so handsome! Real men have to be like that! Needless to say, this must be the speech of the number one fan, Xiao Meow.

"Heavenly. Survival of the fittest. This world is originally such a survival of the fittest, the strong is king, I really can't imagine that the pear general has such an awareness at a young age! "I really didn't expect that the cowardly little fat who looks like a good old man could make such a statement.

"Don't you all want meat at all?" The conscience of heaven and earth, the plot seems to be a bit off-topic when it develops here. Feng coughed lightly slowly. Make a righteous and solemn statement.

Pear pondered for a moment, probably thinking that according to the highest guidelines of the food chain, the need for high-quality food should also be taken into account, then, he said compassionately, "Allow you to eat bugs once a week?" ”

This is definitely a very lenient treatment to Ende, and Feng is so angry that he almost flutters his little short wings and flies! Bugger! It's disgusting, isn't it? Do you really think of yourself as a chicken?

"Can you eat voles once a week?"

"It's nice to be able to eat pine cones once a week!"

"Can you eat fish once a week?" Everyone chattered very warmly and happily.

You don't have to think about it to know that when you look back, you will definitely praise the pear general without any dignity and concept of right and wrong. How gentle, how considerate, how considerate of their needs, and how much he made wedding clothes for others.

Feng slowly held the little meat wings sadly. I can't help but sigh that the road of indoctrination is long and long, and I will go up and down to seek.

03

The road to search is indeed long and lonely.

Either or before he had time to brainwash everyone, he was almost brainwashed by the die-hard fans of the pear general. Hawkers, don't be too scary about brain-dead powder or something.

Either they planned to instigate everyone to run away while the wind was blowing, but as soon as they finished speaking, the proposal was twisted up by this group of guys who didn't know what was right and wrong, and threw it directly in front of the pear general. And the pear will be the most annoying, whenever this happens, you can see the pear will frown and look very confused. Hey, is it okay to sell cute fouls?

And this kind of lack of expression will immediately be understood as heartache by guys who think too much. Obviously so good to you, why do you want to betray me!

Are you sure that this unfolding is really okay?

Feng snorted slowly, anyway, the road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high. Phew! Evil cannot be suppressed by righteousness, and I will definitely achieve the final victory in this kind of battle! She was convinced of it. However, in the face of ignorant teammates, it seems that he should think of a way.

On this day, Feng slowly took advantage of the afternoon sunshine to be just right, and when everyone was full of food and drink and chatting, he made an unfathomable look and said, "Do you know the way?" In fact, in addition to the language that each of our animals can speak, our eyes, facial expressions, and body movements can inadvertently convey our true feelings in the depths of our hearts! ”

When Feng said this slowly, even if he said that he had won the trust of others, his posture was very high, and his noble head had to be held high, and his expression looked proud and proud.

The curious little chubby blinked his eyes and said, "Then what does it mean that my ears are drooping?" ”

Feng said slowly and casually, "Your long ears are very beautiful, but they are definitely not used as decorations. Usually when you are concentrating or nervous, you will keep your ears high so that you can listen to information and report to your peers, right? And when you droop your ears, of course, you either feel lost and depressed or relaxed. She was radiant, and her arrogant tone rose slightly, with a sense of appreciation.

Chubby looked at her stupidly and nodded again and again, making her so unhappy.?

The onlookers saw that someone had tried it in person, which was indeed interesting and accurate. hurriedly scrambled to speak, "Then what's the matter with my tail sometimes shaking uncontrollably?" ”??

"My eyes are always jumping, what does it mean?"

"Can you see what Ogura's action means now?" After patiently and chicly solving everyone's problems one by one. I heard Xiao Meow's slightly provocative words.

Tsk, that's naïve. Feng slowly swept over, and the little hamster sitting on the edge of the big stone had a round and fluffy head popping out, looking at her with big round eyes.

Feng smiled slowly, "This is simple." Ogura wasn't used to having so many people, so he was obviously curious about our topic in his heart, and he couldn't help but come out and take a look. But I still can't overcome the obstacles in my heart, and I'm a little timid. ”

The little hamster nodded a little embarrassedly, and the whole person was about to shrink behind his big tail. A playful fur on his head trembled and trembled.

Little Meow was a little angry. I couldn't help but pull Ogura to the front. As a result, as soon as Ogura sat down, the two little short legs made a posture to run outside.

Feng slowly and deliberately suppressed his smile, and asked seriously, "Xiao Cang, are you scared now?" ”

Kogura hasn't spoken yet. I saw Xiao Meow glaring at Xiao Cang viciously.

Ogura looked at her pitifully. He replied weakly, "I, no, I'm not afraid. ”

Feng slowly burst out laughing, "Everyone, look at it." Sometimes our mouths can deceive, but our bodies don't. Everyone heard Ogura say that he was not afraid, but his voice was trembling, and then look at his legs. She is in a position of running away at any time, do you still think she is not nervous? ”

A call down. Everyone laughed hajlily.

The annoyed little meow can only put on a stupid and cute expression that thinks it is mighty.

"And why don't you come and see me?" I saw them around pretending to be ghosts from afar, and the pear general listened to the scene silently for a while, and felt that this little black chicken that didn't look good was still very interesting, maybe this is the extensive knowledge from the precious species? He would suddenly open his mouth just to tease her. It was a pure accident.

As a result, Feng's eyes that heard the pear sounded slowly widened, and the bright one even came out, she made so many foreshadowing and sacrifices just to wait for him to come, and now he took the initiative to send it to the door, Feng slowly warned himself that he must be calm, he must be calm, he can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and he can't fight in a hurry but a wolf peels!

She pretended to look at the pear general. From a wolf's point of view, the pear will have a uniform coat color, shiny color, and look hard, but in fact it is very soft to rub, and the pear will have a very majestic tail, although most of the time it hangs, but it still has the appearance of a thousand powers. There is no trace of miscellaneous hair on the pear general's body, this kind of satin-like black is natural, and I don't know if there is a small handful of cloud-like red red hairs like burning clouds in front of his forehead, making him look like the wind of the king is integrated. The voice of the pear general is clear, and when the moon is full, there is a kind of lowness in the loudness, and a kind of sadness in the roughness. Ahem, it seems that the posture of looking is wrong.

Feng slowly took a deep breath and said with a serious attitude, "Look at your face, it is slender and triangular, such a face is usually cunning and mean, you have strong limbs, sharp claws, and you must be murderous by nature, and have no mercy. Unfortunately, your fur is dark, but there is an evil fire on your forehead, which shows that you are a bad guy, a turtle hairy and domineering, cruel and troublesome! "Maybe at the beginning, I was still thinking about how to break it down, but in the end, I was talking nonsense with the idea of venting my personal anger.

Pear Shogun listened at first, slowly frowned, and after a while couldn't help but laugh again.

But the little meow next to him couldn't stand it a little, and took the lead in interrupting, "Don't bewitch the crowd!" “

Feng slowly snorted unhappily, and said angrily, "Can you look at the wolf's skin and look at everyone's eyes?" That's just looking at the eyes of the prey, maybe you're thinking about several ways to concoct you, and you're still stupid to be friends! “

"You're talking nonsense!" The always good-natured little fat is not even good at refuting people.

Dudu, who has always been slow and half-beat, was still a little in trouble, and he asked weakly, "Are you still going to play in the mud today?" ”

Feng was about to be by this group of pig teammates.

04

As a black chicken with the power of action, ah no. It's a phoenix. Feng slowly makes a difficult decision, she decides to plan an escape. Sitting back and waiting to be killed is definitely not the style of the little emperor of the dignified nine-fold heavenly phoenix clan.

Although she is so compassionate and compassionate, she wants to benefit all sentient beings. However, other animals are really difficult to educate, so she can only be left alone, planning to run away alone.

But the sad thing is that she has a big hidden disease in her life, which can be called the only failure in her 90,000-year gorgeous life chapter, which is the road idiot.

With the experience of fighting, Feng has slowly realized the characteristics of his "fellow prisoners". Although Chubby's name is Chubby, he is just a timid little gray rabbit, except for a slightly rounder body and drooping ears than ordinary rabbits. Nothing special. But with his timidity alone, this is not a good partner to work with.

Not to mention Ogura, as a young hamster of a few months, he probably does fit the taste of a collector's pear. But his guts are too small. Although he always wanders around himself with his eyes slippery. People are hiding far away, and they are not suitable for starting with a knife.

Xiao Wang is a deer with watery eyes, kind and a little bit at the same time! Who said that she is a black chicken, stand up and give me grass with wool, even if it is a chicken, it is good to eat insects? Do you think the grass is delicious, everyone eats it? You're so middle two, your owner pear will know the way!

Xiao Meow has the name of meow as a dog, and the reason is estimated to be that the pear will be collected later than Xiao Wang. But this product is definitely a brain-dead fan of the pear general, and he escaped from prison to find him? It's better to say it directly to the pear. It's more direct to want to escape by yourself. This point of view was based solely on the fact that it had been planted on him several times before. The past is unbearable.

Xiao Du, this little pig, has a fat body and reacts slowly, so it is convenient for him to cover up, and he has no time to make a small report. Third, he likes to go to the small quagmire every three days to roll, and you must know that the small quagmire is the farthest away from the activity area around the cave, so it is up to him to escape from prison.

On this day, when the wind was "released", Feng slowly and consciously rubbed on Dudu's side, casually pacing her chick steps, and unconsciously holding the green grass on the ground on her mouth. A pair of smart eyes are dripping and turning around.

At a glance, Li Jiang saw Feng who was particularly quiet today, paced over slowly, and said, "Hey, don't be picky." ”

Feng was slowly frightened, and the whole person shrank, looking as if it was about to form a ball, and there was a bit of cuteness in the trance.

Pear will be amused by her stupidity.

Immediately, he received a sword-like hateful gaze from her. Unconsciously laughed even happier.

Pear, who was in a very happy mood, thought, why don't you take them to the creek to take a bath tonight?

Finally, Feng slowly waited for the opportunity for Dudu to roll in the small quagmire, Dudu looked very excited, and rolled all the way, while she walked elegantly all the way to the vicinity of the quagmire. I didn't know that this scene crashed into the eyes of the pear general, and it became a fart mini roast chicken, full of longing for the world and running towards the mud pond!

In order to save this stupid reserve of food, the pear general can only jump off the stone platform for a rest and stop the roast chicken, no, the black chicken's yearning for the mud pond.

"You're too small, and you're in the mud, that's because you're a pig!" The pear general squinted at the little thing under his paws, and patiently tolerated the lack of common sense of the "precious" black chicken, and taught, "You are a chicken, you can't soak in the mud, and your size, you may drown or choke to death if you go down to the mud." ”

"You're small! You're going to drown in the mud! You'll choke to death in the mud! "Xiao Ji was fried in an instant, and instantly became a little fried chicken among black chickens. Completely forgot about her noble phoenix identity.

"Oh, then you go down, I won't stop you." The pear will lift its claws and push it, and the little one rolls into a ball and enters the mud pool......

"Tsk!" With a miserable scream, there was a little fluff that had just grown out and couldn't see the color, it was so sticky to the mud, all of which were phoenix feathers! How many immortals are begging for a phoenix feather! It's muddy!

When Feng was still feeling sorry for himself, Dudu learned to fall into the well, and sat on the side of Feng slowly, splashing muddy water, and slowly put a new layer of clothes on Feng's body.

Feng slowly glared at it weakly, and snorted, in fact, this is the heavenly tribulation that he experienced before his ascension, this heavenly tribulation is really vicious and domineering! (To be continued......)