Chapter 533: I'm a big fool, a big fool
"You...... You are the devil, your deeds will lead you to hell, God is merciful, heaven will not accept you as a murderer and butcher......" Dirk panicked, only to move out the god in his heart - God, no way, who made him a devout Christian!
Lin Sen squinted his eyes and smiled, and said: "Do you know, in our Chinese language, your behavior is a typical pretense - there is also a not very beautiful word to describe, being a bitch and building an archway." You yourself are a killer, murderous like hemp! ”
Wang Zi listened to the corners of his mouth twitching secretly, and wanted to slap it over, you girl, aren't you also a killer? But at this time, it can be regarded as abandoning the darkness and turning to the light, which is indeed too wise!
"No, no, no!" Dirk retorted, "Since I've been a killer, including the four people I killed tonight...... I only killed sixteen people - and I had a reason to kill each of them, and God would forgive me, because I was his most devout believer. ”
"Then what reason do you want to kill me?" Wang Zi on the side asked curiously.
"Because of the money, if I can kill you, I will get ten million dollars -- with that money I can travel a lot, persuade a lot of people to become religious, and help a lot of African children who can't afford to wear clothes or eat -- they're God's people and shouldn't be abandoned by God."
"......" Wang Zi was speechless for a moment, and immediately looked at Lin Sen and said, "Xiao Linzi, this guy is really a killer?" ”
Lin Sen also had a speechless expression: "Uh...... He should be right......"
Wang Zi nodded and looked at Dirk and said: "I don't accept your reason for killing me, so I won't forgive your behavior, you have also seen my skills, trying to kill you is no different from killing a chicken, but I need a talent like you very much now - let's put it this way, being my little brother is your atonement!" If you don't want to be my little brother, then I can only let Xiao Linzi stuff these spiders into your mouth! ”
Saying that, Wang Zi gave Lin Sen a look!
Lin Sen nodded, and then looked at Dirk with an evil smile and said, "Be my boss's little brother, or ...... I'll stuff these spiders in your mouth! As he spoke, he reached over to Dirk and made it clear that it was really the famous Spider Black Widow, not chewing gum.
Dirk saw the fluffy spiders, but retched twice, almost vomited, and said with a bitter face: "You can't do this to me, God will not forgive you!" ”
"Bullshit!" Lin Sen was speechless, "Then I'm welcome." Here, boss, do him a favor and get him to stay. This gringo struggled hard. ”
Wang Zi didn't say a word, and punched Dirk in the stomach, although Dirk was strong, how could he resist Wang Zi's fist, and his face turned red in an instant, obviously enduring great pain, but he also quieted down all of a sudden.
Lin Sen grinned, grabbed a spider from the bottle very simply, and put the spider to his mouth.
Before he could send it in, Wang Zi spoke: "Xiao Linzi, is this spider poisonous, will this guy die if he puts it in?" ”
"Uh...... If the spider doesn't bite in his intestines, he basically won't die, but if he bites, he will definitely die, and it's up to God to bless him! Lin Sen shrugged his shoulders and said with an indifferent expression!
"Oh, then you can stuff it in, anyway, this guy is not afraid of death, maybe he still thinks that death is just a new beginning, and he can return to the arms of God!" Wang Zi nodded and said.
"Wait...... Wait a minute! Dirk listened to the conversation between the two men about how deserving of hell was, and all he felt was a puddle of acid left in his stomach.
Lin Sen smiled secretly in his heart, but asked with a straight face, "Is there anything else?" ”
"You...... You can't do this to me, my master won't let you go? ”
"Your master?" Lin Sen raised his eyebrows, such a terrific character who is only a little worse than him should have a very awesome master, right?
Wang Zi frowned, looked at Lin Sen and asked, "Xiao Linzi, you told me that the first and second on the killer list are called Jesus, and the other is called Rulai, how do these two compare to me?" ”
"Half a pound and eight taels!" Lin Sen replied without thinking.
"Well, that's fine, stuff!" Wang Zi nodded indifferently.
"Boss, won't this gringo's master be ...... Jesus, right? ”
Without waiting for Wang Zi to answer, a gloating smile appeared on Dirk's face: "It's good that you know, the killer Jesus is my master, if you dare to touch my cold hair, his old man will not let you go!" ”
Lin Sen glanced at Dirk pitifully, and said a little shyly: "That's embarrassing, our boss is not afraid of that Jesus, so you pretended to fail!" And although I can control the spider, but I am not good at learning, I am really not fine, if I am bitten by a spider in my liver and spleen, I have to endure it. ”
"Well, Xiao Linzi, can you control the spider?" Wang Zi's eyes suddenly lit up.
"A little bit of understanding, a little bit of understanding!" Lin Sen looked triumphant.
"Pretend! Hurry up and let me see what I know! ”
Now, Dirk regretted taking on this task very much, he had thought that this task would be highly paid and low in difficulty, but he did not expect to meet a character who was not even afraid of his master Jesus...... And such a pervert who pulled him to be a guinea pig!
So, under his horrified gaze, Lin Sen put a spider next to his mouth, not that he didn't want to shut up, but Wang Zi's shot was too weird, and he gently slapped him twice, he only felt that his mouth grew big in an instant, but he couldn't close it even if he wanted to.
After making preparations, Lin Sen glanced at Wang Zi and said, "Boss, look carefully." ”
After speaking, Lin Sen stared at the black widow, but his mouth was softly chanting, and he didn't know what he was reading.
Wang Zi listened carefully for a long time, and finally only heard nine words similar to the following: I am a big fool, a big fool...... And it keeps repeating.
The spider lying on Dirk's mouth seemed to be stimulated, and slowly lay down under Dirk's frightened gaze.
Lin Sen kept saying "I'm a big fool, a big fool" until the spider completely crawled in, and then stopped continuing to meditate.
"Boss, do you see clearly?" Lin Sen ignored Dirk, who was slashing his throat with his fingers, looked at Wang Zi and said with a smug face, at this time, he can be regarded as the second thing that he has found in his body that is stronger than Wang Zi, of course, the first one is more handsome than him, although Wang Zi does not admit it.
Wang Zi's eyes shone brightly, and he said in surprise: "The world is so big, there are no surprises, it's really a god, Xiaolinzi, for the sake of me being your boss, you have to teach me this." ”
“…… Uh, no! Lin Sen refused again and again with a mysterious face, "The master who taught me this said that this thing must not be passed on!" Lin Sen said that he was proud in his heart, little sample, I won't teach you!
"Oh!" Wang Zi nodded with a look of belief and said, "It's the same...... Then I won't embarrass you, but it's okay to give me a spider of yours, right? ”
"Huh?" Lin Sen looked suspicious, but he also caught one for Wang Zi.
Wang Zi's eyes lit up and he took it, but he slapped it on Dirk a few times, and in an instant, Dirk found that he couldn't move again, and his mouth was still wide open, and the next second, something that made him creepy happened again, Wang Zi actually put a spider next to his mouth, and then stared at the spider with his eyes, muttering to himself: "I'm a big fool, a big fool...... I'm a big fool, a big fool......"
What made Wang Zi very disappointed was that this spider was motionless, wasn't the spell that I was a big fool? Thinking about Wang Zi, he subconsciously looked at Lin Sen, but saw Lin Sen looking at him like a fool.
"Uh, boss, what are you muttering? It can't be a spell, right? Lin Sen finally reacted, Wang Zizheng was learning his mouth shape and trying to control the spider!
"Yes! Why not? Wang Zi had a puzzled expression, in his imagination, when he recited this spell, the spider would definitely crawl into Dirk's mouth obediently...... Then Lin Sen would definitely worship him with a shocked expression, but he didn't expect it...... This spider is sick and reluctant to move?
"Uh, that boss, what are you reading, say it and listen to it, and I'll see if it's wrong!"
"I'm a big fool, a big fool......" Wang Zi didn't hide it, and blurted out directly.
"Hah...... Haha......" Lin Sen was stunned for a few seconds and then burst out laughing, "Boss...... You're so funny...... Ha ha...... Just now, I read it casually...... And it's not like you read it...... Rather, you're a fool...... Haha......"
"Uh......" Wang Zi suddenly had a black line on his face, and said lightly: "Xiaolinzi, is it funny?" ”
"yes...... Haha......" Lin Sen laughed so much that tears came out, "Boss, you are a fool, haha......"
"Really?" Wang Zi replied lightly, but rolled up his sleeves......
A minute later, Lin Sen was already blue and swollen, but he stayed aside very honestly and obediently, and didn't dare to continue laughing.
Wang Zi put down his sleeves at this time, took down the spider next to the corner of Dirk's mouth casually, and then slapped him a few times and said with a slight smile: "Can we have a good talk?" ”
Dirk found that he could move again, and at the moment, he was only concerned about pulling out the spider, and he couldn't listen to what Wang Zi was saying.
Suddenly, a heart-rending pain made him roll on the ground with his stomach covered.
"Uh, I told you not to move, now look, I was bitten, I don't know if you can live?" Lin Sen on the side sighed and said.