Li Er asked Xiao Taohong: "How are you talking?" ”

"It's settled." Xiao Taohong said excitedly: "She agrees, as long as she gives you to her, she agrees not to divorce my brother." ”

"Really?" Li Er said in surprise: "Women still have the ability to trade with their own men? It's unheard of. Do you think I'll agree? ”

Little Peach said, "Who are you?" You said the famous Li Er. Don't you brag outside every day, don't you Li Er have a head that you can't shave? Guess what, are you losing money or making a fair profit on this deal? ”

Li Er laughed hesitantly: "Coax the child, I, Li Er, am not the puppy and kitten on the street for you to send here." However, I would love for you to negotiate this deal. That's Liu Xueyin is good. ”

Li Er sighed twice, and danced happily. turned a little peach's face purple, and scolded in his heart: "Okay, you are a king and a bastard, specializing in eating inside and out, usually I coax you to spoil you in every way, turn on the air conditioner for you when it's hot, turn on the heating for you when it's cold, and give you good wine and food when you're hungry." Why did Liu Xueyin dance with his own hands first? Look at your bear-like appearance, don't make me angry and don't break up. Look how I clean up your conscienceless white-eyed wolf! ”

Xiao Taohong finished scolding in her heart, and her face was silent. Still smiling. said: "The monk bun is also home, since the agreement has been reached, it is also a husband and wife, although there is no registration, we are also in love, so, at noon I will make dumplings in the seafood building to see you off, put a bird gun in the reed beach, and send you an old duck on the road." ”

Li Er obviously knew that Xiao Taohong would not let him out, in order to be funny, he nodded in agreement, and at noon, he called Lao Yu and said that he would invite his old man to come to the seafood restaurant to eat dumplings.

Lao Yu happily came to the seafood restaurant and entered the small private room with great interest. It happened that Xiao Peach was upstairs, and I didn't see Lao Yu coming. Li Er welcomed Lao Yu in with a smile. Sit down and instruct Xiaohong: "Didn't your boss lady give me a separate dumpling and bring it up." ”

Xiaohong gritted her teeth and smiled: "What's the hurry? I haven't put it in the pot yet. ”

Li Er urged: "Secretary Yu has other things, the day is full of opportunities, do you understand?" Quickly put the dumplings into the pot, called my apprentice, stir-fry four dishes, make a soup, and I will eat. ”

The stir-fry is slow, and the dumplings come up first. Look at the steaming dumplings. Lao Yu was so unhappy, he quickly picked one up with chopsticks, put it on his mouth and blew it a few times, and felt that he could do it, so he opened his mouth, took a hard bite, and bit most of the dumplings into his mouth and chewed violently. An ugly expression immediately appeared on his face, Li Er looked at Lao Yu's stiff mouth, felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly made a dumpling himself. Regardless of whether it is hot or not, put it in your mouth at once, chew a few bites quickly, and suddenly feel a burst of salty and spicy in your mouth. There is also a feeling of numbness and swishing, and I hurriedly want to spit out the dumplings that I ate in my mouth, but my mouth is numb. There is also an astringent taste, and what I want in my heart is to quickly spit out the things in my mouth on the ground, but my mouth doesn't obey the call. Li Er hurriedly put his hand into his mouth and pulled out the half of the dumplings.

Of course, Lao Yu is no exception, when he finished picking out the dumplings in his mouth, he took the tea and rinsed his mouth, and felt that his tongue could bend, so he took the leftover half of the dumplings in his hand and came to his eyes to look carefully. How can there be stuffing in the dumplings, there are only some sesame peppers, salty salt, small peppers in the sky, and some unripe persimmons, green hawthorns and other things, there is no meat at all, and there is no trace of seafood!

Lao Yu asked Li Er aggressively: "This is the dumpling that you honor my old man?" Don't you say it's stuffed seafood? What about seafood? Take it out and show me! ”

Li Er and Lao Yu looked at each other, you look at me, I look at you, and sighed at the same time, no one will complain about anyone. Both of them understood, and asked Little Peach to clean up.

Lao Yu knew that it was his virtuous nephew who was to blame. Looking at Li Er's heartbroken appearance, it doesn't look like he colluded with Xiao Taohong to commit a crime, it seems that Xiao Taohong rectified Li Er, and he made a mistake and made a companion. He estimated that Xiao Taohong didn't know that he was going to eat dumplings, otherwise, he would borrow Xiao Taohong's two guts, and he wouldn't dare to play the main leaders of the village. Lao Yu is the emperor of the East Kidnapper.

Lao Yu wiped his mouth with a napkin, and slowly instructed Xiaohong: "Go, call your boss lady, I want to ask." ”

"What do you ask?" Xiaohong asked.

Lao Yu was in a hurry, slapped the table, and shouted: "Pass her to me!" ”

Lao Yu's roar really frightened Xiaohong, her face turned yellow, and she hurriedly turned around and ran out.

Xiao Taohong smiled proudly, before the person entered the door, a gloating question came in: "Li Er, my dear brother, I ate the dumplings specially prepared for you by the slave family, but what is the taste of your old man?" ”

Li Er was silent.

Xiao Taohong pushed the door in, and suddenly saw Lao Yu, who was looking at himself with a majestic gaze, and that look was full of murderous energy, which made Xiao Taohong tremble. Hurriedly asked, "Old Yu?" You??? Why are you here? ”

"You did a good thing, you want to murder revolutionary cadres, kill people and set fires? Do you want to go in for two days? "Old than the voice is arrogant, not angry and arrogant.

"It's all your good work! Don't hurry up and apologize to Secretary Yu! Li Er reprimanded Xiao Taohong a few times. Ordered Xiaohong: "Go and bring the four dishes and one soup I want!" ”

Little Pink raised her hand and was about to hit herself in the mouth. Lao Yu said: "Excuse me! The next is not an example. It's because I have no way to teach, I didn't educate my virtuous nephew well, I offended the owner of the seafood restaurant, and if I don't suffer some hardships, he doesn't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick! ”

Lao Yu's words were obviously for Xiao Taohong. It is also a lesson for Li Er, killing two birds with one stone.

Lao Yu's voice just landed. The fragrant Wang Ba soup came up. Li Er personally took charge of the spoon, served a bowl to Lao Yu, respectfully brought it to Lao Yu, held the spoon in both hands, and carefully handed it to Lao Yu.

Lao Yu sighed: "Young man, call me what the old man says about you? Well, for the sake of the king, I will spare you this time. The next time the virtuous nephew has another treat, I don't dare to come. It doesn't matter if you eat well or not, it's still important to save your life. The old man couldn't help but toss. ”

"Yes?? Be! Uncle Cousin taught me a lesson! The little nephew kept it in mind. Li Er pushed the other dishes to Lao Yu. I also ate and drank with him, a farce, and this was basically over.

Little Pink gave Little Red a look, and the two quietly exited the room, reflexively and gently closed the door.

Xiao Taohong stuck out her tongue at Xiaohong and asked, "When did Lao Yu come?" He's coming, why don't you squeak, so that I can be mentally prepared. ”

"Who knew there was a problem in that dumpling. I didn't know that the dumplings were specially served for the second master Li! If I had known that you were Li Er, I would have stopped Lao Yu a long time ago. ”

"Heaven must not be divulged. If you know that there is a problem in the dumplings, don't you report it to my dear brother early, and like Pu Zhigao, go to him to receive the reward, at least give you three oceans. ”

"It's good to pay three ocean miles, and it's good to give three cents. I don't know why, your dear brother has been keeping a tight face recently, and when he sees the slave family, he doesn't even give him a smile, and he still has three oceans. ”

"Do you understand Lao Zhuhuang? You, still think of yourself as a big girl? Even I, the old lover who has served him for half his life, he ignored him. You know best. Delicious and drunk, filial piety, more attentive than serving the master, back then, my dead ghost man, even a tenth of his blessings were not enjoyed. It's really a life. God arranges for you to eat bran vegetables, and if you eat chicken, duck and fish, you will have a short life! ”

Xiaohong asked innocently: "Boss, do you think there is really love?" Why didn't I run into it? ”

Xiao Taohong looked at Xiaohong's face and said with a smile: "Offering your own man as a master is love!" ”

Xiaohong looked at Xiao Taohong who went upstairs, and was puzzled by her words. The more I think about it, the more confused I become.

"How can a man be a master?" She muttered as she looked at the small room, asking herself, whispering.

Lao Yu was in the small private room, taking advantage of the time to eat, and discussed the matter of the huge separation with Li Er, and instructed Li Er: "The divorce and separation of the huge and Liu Xueyin must be handled in accordance with the party's policy, and there can be no favoritism." Especially the pillow wind, you must not listen to it. Our village cadres must be fair and just in handling affairs, and we must have a bowl of water evenly. can't be like a weasel, to the wrong family. (There is an old local legend that says that the weasel has a problem, and whoever treats it well will pour out other people's grain to whoever else has it.) - Author's note)

Li Er and Lao Yu touched their glasses, and the two took a big sip of wine. Looking at Lao Yu's face. Li Er expressed his determination to the party: "There will be no personal feelings in the work. ”

Lao Yu listened to Li Er's statement, and said with satisfaction: "Virtuous nephew, there are some things you may not know. If one foot is crooked, the other foot is not easy to walk. ”

"That's, that's." Li Er picked up a prawn, handed it to Lao Yu, ate one himself, put it in his mouth and chewed it slowly.

Li Er felt good about himself and praised: "It tastes good." (To be continued......)