Chapter 526, Martial Idiot Hou Zhendong!

"Naturally, it's with you." Seeing that the phoenix was angry, the man didn't care at all, and still said unashamedly. "Can enter the vision of Hou, there is only one girl on both sides of the Pearl River - the girl is willing to enjoy a thin face, let's take a boat to the west and tread the water to see the wind and moon on both sides of the river?"

"Grandma is not interested in watching Fengyue with you." Phoenix said with an unkind face. was molested in public, this is the first time I have encountered it. In the past, she teased others, such as Fang Yan.

"The girl doesn't give Hou face too much." The strange man on the boat smiled and said, "Do you want to discuss with the little white face opposite you?" Maybe he'll agree to Hou's request—"

"Let your mom stay with you." Phoenix scolded. As he spoke, he threw out the teacup in his hand.

Whoosh -

The teacup jumped out of the window, slicing through the air, and slammed into the man's face door with the sound of whistling wind.

As fast as a meteor, it's coming in an instant.

Syllable!

The man grabbed it with one hand, and the teacup was in the palm of his hand.

He drank the remaining half cup of tea in the cup in one gulp, kissed the rim of the cup very greedily, and praised loudly: "Good tea, good fragrant tea." Good cup, good fragrant teacup. ”

"You rascal—" Phoenix grabbed the teapot and threw it at the man.

"The tea is gone, and the teacup is returned." The man's fingers flicked, and the teacup flew back at a faster speed.

Syllable!

The phoenix slapped it over, and the teacup was slapped out by her before it flew in front of her.

Thump!

The teacup lost its strength and fell into the Pearl River in front of him.

She wouldn't touch anything that someone else had used, and the man kissed the rim of the cup, which made her feel extremely disgusting.

The man laughed and said, "The girl's love is so irritable, I'm afraid that the internal fire is rising, and the yin and yang are out of tune." I have a side that can be treated. Would you like to give it a try? ”

This time, it was not only Phoenix's face that was embarrassed, but even Fang Yan was extremely angry.

He casually threw the teacup in his hand, and the teacup filled with tea spun wildly, like a spinning top, and flew towards the man's face.

"I'm not interested in a man's teacup." As the man spoke, he reached out and wanted to slap the teacup that Fang Yan threw over.

Syllable!

When the momentum of his palm slapped out and the spinning teacup came into contact at first glance, the teacup burst open all at once.

The shards of the teacup split apart and enveloped the man's body.

The tea in the teacup splashed everywhere, splashing the man's face.

The man stood there stunned for a long time, and then burst out laughing.

"Beautiful. It's so beautiful. Roundabout explosion - a spin and a world, the external strength is difficult to melt, and the external object is difficult to enter. When touched, the balance is broken, and the body explodes and dies. I didn't expect to see a master of whirling explosion on the bank of the Pearl River today. The man shouted. He shouted at Fang Yan in the teahouse: "Brother, what do you call it?" ”

Just now he called Fang Yan 'little white face', but now he is called a brother in the blink of an eye. This man's discipline is so small that it can be ignored.

"Fang Yan." Fang Yan replied in a deep voice: "Don't call me brother. ”

He doesn't want to be a brother with someone else.

"Fang Yan? But Fang Yan's little brother of Fang's Taiji in Yanziwu? ”

Fang Yan's eyes lit up and said, "It's me." ”

"No wonder." The man praised and said: "It is said that there are successors of Fang's Tai Chi, and they are the rising stars of the Tai Chi lineage.

"Who are you?" Fang Yan asked loudly.

Fang Yan didn't have any impression of this person, but the other party could clearly know his identity. This feeling is very bad, and it also makes him feel a sense of insecurity in his heart that he is coveted.

"Hou Zhendong." The man replied loudly, "The friends I've met call me a martial idiot. ”

Martial idiot?

Fang Yan was stunned for a moment, this middle-aged uncle with an ordinary face and obscene words and deeds was a martial idiot who was one of the seven idiots in Huaxia?

Fang Yan had a feeling that his faith had collapsed.

The music idiot who can make his Tai Chi heart resonate strongly and lead his coat to explode and make him never forget in his heart is a fairy-like character, why is the martial idiot who is as famous as the music idiot such a picture - the tragic appearance of the tram idiot?

How did such a person choose to become one of the Seven Idiots of China? Someone in the election organizing committee accepted his red envelope as a gift?

"Martial idiot?" Phoenix also belongs to the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, maybe they don't know the name Hou Zhendong, but the nickname of Wu Idiot is majestic, and there are very few people who don't know. "The martial idiots of the Seven Idiots of China? How is he in Flower City? How is he-this virtue? ”

Sure enough, Phoenix and Fang Yan felt the same. How can such a person be called a martial idiot? Isn't there a member of the Appearance Association in the Seven Idiots Preparation Group?

In their hearts, martial idiots should have green shirts and jade faces, long hair and shawls, no smiles, and an immortal demeanor in every gesture. If you don't make a sound, it's enough, and the mountains shake and the ground shakes.

Fang Yan also had a feeling that the mountains were shaking now, but he was shocked by the image of a martial idiot and his behavior of teasing girls just now.

"Probably fake." Fang Yan whispered.

Fang Yan's voice was extremely soft, but he didn't expect to be heard in his ears by the martial idiot.

Hou Zhendong shouted loudly: "Ignorant child, the name of a martial idiot, who dares to pretend?" Aren't you afraid that I will fight him in the dark and never stop? ”

"What the martial idiot senior said is extremely true." Fang Yan shouted loudly: "I am very fortunate to see my seniors today-if I have the opportunity in the future, I will invite my seniors to drink tea-"

Fang Yan grabbed Phoenix's arm, lowered his voice and said, "Hurry up." ”

After saying that, the two were ready to quickly sneak out of the teahouse.

"Don't go, boy." The martial idiot shouted loudly: "It's better to meet by chance." Since we are gathered on the edge of the Pearl River, how can we not have a good fight? Stay here, and we'll have a good conversation—"

"Senior, it's really a coincidence today, my wife is giving birth in the hospital-"

When Fang Yan spoke, he had already left the chair and ran towards the stairs.

"Fang Yan, don't go-" The martial idiot was extremely angry, shouting Fang Yan's name loudly, wanting him to stay.

How dare Fang Yan stay? I just want to get out of this place of right and wrong quickly.

The reason why Wu Idiot became famous is mainly because of his obsession with martial arts.

It is said that the martial idiot became a talent at a young age, and then began to travel around and challenge. As long as it is an opponent that he likes, he will try to get you to fight him. In order to motivate the opponent's fighting spirit, some very dishonorable means will even be used.

For example, when he teased Phoenix just now, he must have thought that Phoenix was Fang Yan's girlfriend, and directly targeted Phoenix, and his favorite opponent Fang Yan would naturally be angry at the crown and jump out to fight him for 300 rounds. Moreover, full of satisfied anger points, he will definitely not show mercy.

Unexpectedly, before Fang Yan could make a move, the phoenix couldn't help but throw a cup at him.

Martial idiots are warlike all their lives, and those who fight will win. There were more than 1,000 people who challenged, and only lost once. That is, he lost to the old drunkard at his peak.

Even his mentor was defeated after ten years of wandering, and he has lived in seclusion ever since. Some people say that they have been by their apprentices, and some people say that they are working new moves to defeat their apprentices again. It's just that it hasn't worked out until now.

There are many legends, but they don't know which one is true.

What Fang Yan didn't expect was that he just came to the riverside to drink a cup of tea, glanced at a lewd uncle, and then met a martial idiot who was one of the legendary Seven Idiots in Xiaxia?

As long as it is an opponent who is favored by a martial idiot, he has not been able to avoid his entanglement. He will always follow you, and he will continue to do all kinds of provocative acts.

Now, Fang Yan encountered such a number one person.

Fang Yan had just run to the staircase when there was a whirring sound of breaking the air behind him.

Fang Yan didn't look back, and slapped it out with one palm.

Click――

There was a crisp sound, and the wooden board had already been shattered by Fang Yan.

That martial idiot actually kicked out a piece of the wooden side of the boat and used it as a weapon to prevent Fang Yan from leaving.

At the same time, he kicked two more pieces of the boat into the water, and with a leap of his body, the man stepped on the plank.

Bang Bang Bang -

With their toes pointing towards the planks floating on the surface of the river, the people crossed the river and leaped up to the second floor of the teahouse.

His movements were rapid and fast, and his body was like a dragonfly dotting water.

At the same time that Fang Yan slapped the wooden board away with one palm, he had already rushed to the place where Fang Yan was sitting just now, looked at Fang Yan with a playful look in his eyes, and said, "Little friend Fang Yan, are you really in such a hurry to leave?" ”

Fang Yan and Phoenix had to stop, Fang Yan turned to look at the martial idiot, and said, "Senior Hou, you went upstairs in such a hurry, I don't know what happened?" ”

"Fight me." Wu Idiot said. "I want you to fight me. If you know who I am, you should know that this is the only thing I have. ”

"No problem." Fang Yan readily agreed.

"Really?" Martial idiots are overjoyed. "When and where?"

"Ten years later, we will see you and disperse." Fang Yan said dryly. A gentleman is worth a thousand gold, I can deceive you about such a strict and serious thing?

"Where is the water without sand?" Wu Idiot asked.

Fang Yan looked at the martial idiot in shock. Shouldn't his focus be on why the tournament is ten years later?

The martial idiot finally thought of this stubble, and said angrily: "Ignorant child, you are in vain to me again - why do you have a competition after ten years?" ”

"I can't beat you right now." Fang Yan said with great sincerity. "You're the famous Seven Idiots of Huaxia, and I don't think I'm your opponent at all—"

The martial idiot grinned and said, "It's just a cheap name, not enough to worry about." Don't take it to heart either. ”

"The shadow of the famous tree of people, the predecessors of the martial idiot are famous in China, and there are countless strong generals who have been defeated under you. Fang Yan didn't learn later, how could he be Mr. Wu Idiot's opponent? Not only am I not your opponent, but I am not qualified to fight you at all-" Fang Yan looked at the martial idiot with reverence, and threw it over as if he didn't want money.

"However, a soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good soldier, and a warrior who does not want to defeat a martial idiot is not a good warrior. Mr. Wu Idiot, although you are very powerful, although I respect you and admire you, but ten years from now, here and now, our Yan will definitely challenge you again. ”

After saying this, Fang Yan turned around angrily. An inspirational look of impassioned that he will avenge this one day.

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