Chapter 820: Life in Pulandian
The question asked by the tiger's wife disappointed me and the wild boar, and I was still thinking about his husband's cheating. However, the boar and I were particularly consistent on this question, and we did not hesitate at all, and almost simultaneously replied that the tiger was not found. The tiger's wife still didn't believe it, so she said to the two of us: This is the truth! Be careful if you tell a lie, you won't be able to give birth in the future! It doesn't matter if he has children or not, he must not be able to tell the truth. I found that when the tiger wife asked this question, she was much less motivated. I was hoping for more sparks, but it didn't end well.
The wild boar asked a few more questions about whether I was handsome, or handsome, whether I would have an extramarital affair in the future. The tiger's wife replied easily, and then the tiger called. The tiger's wife went to help answer the phone, and then woke the tiger awake, and the tiger went back to sleep after talking about the phone. The tiger wife just took this opportunity to stop playing, saying that she was going to cook for us. Before dinner, the tiger woke up and jokingly asked his wife if I had bullied her with the wild boar. The tiger's wife also pretended to be very shy and asked the tiger not to talk nonsense, I found that this woman is really unusual, although the tiger can conquer her, but it may not be able to fight her.
After eating, the tiger's wife was washing the dishes, and the tiger suddenly remembered something, so he asked me and the wild boar if his wife asked him about last night. The wild boar secretly said: I asked, and we said no. The tiger smiled and praised the wild boar: Sensible, I'll take you two out to play tomorrow. After eating, it was boring, and everyone sat around in front of the TV and watched TV. The wild boar asked the tiger why he didn't get a computer, and the tiger said that the computer was broken, and then he lent it to a friend, and he has not returned it until now, and he will buy another one in two days. In fact, tigers rarely stay at home, they are all fooling around outside. His wife takes the children every day and has no time to play with the computer, and the old people in the family always say that the radiation of the computer is not good for the child, so he deliberately gave the computer away.
But after we left, Tiger really bought the computer right away, and something happened, and I'll talk about it later. Tonight the boar was the first to sleep, so he went back to sleep. I insisted on watching TV with the tiger couple, in fact, I wanted to watch the tiger wife more. After a while, the tiger's wife was also sleepy, so she went back to the house to sleep, I thought the tiger would sleep together, and then I would listen to a live broadcast or something. As a result, Tiger didn't have the idea of broadcasting live at all, so he kept watching TV in the living room and pulling me to chat.
Without the wild boar by his side, the tiger chatted with me about a topic that I had never talked about before. The tiger sighed and asked me how I got into this forced virtue, saying that when he was in school before, he had a good idea of two people, one was me, and the other was Four-Eyed. As a result, I didn't expect that I would be like this now, with no money, no women, and it became very strange, just an ordinary older young man who couldn't be more ordinary. The tiger said: Those big brothers you knew before are really quite dicks, and you can't mix them up with one of them to become the virtue you have now. I said helplessly: What are you messing with, I'm tired, I've been playing in school for so many years, and I'm not honest in society, it's too unusual.
The tiger shook his head and said to me: "You think differently, you are too boundary, I can't see through it." Tiger changed the subject and asked me what kind of woman I wanted to find now, and asked me to introduce it. I said anything, and the tiger said unhappily: I'm not playing with you, I'm really introducing you. I see that everyone is like this, so I also said my own conditions: it is best to be in Dalian City, a little pretty, not too demanding, I can't stand a lot of problems, and women who have too high requirements for men. The tiger reassured me that he would definitely introduce me to a good object.
The chat between the two people, and without the wild boar being cheap, I found that the tiger is really good, and he is righteous enough to be the same as in college! I'm ashamed that I still have evil thoughts about his wife. At 12 o'clock, the tiger's wife got up at night to go to the toilet, passed by the living room, and saw that the tiger and I had not slept yet, so she said: You slept too much in the afternoon, you are not sleepy, people still have to sleep, I heard you in the house with a strong B horn. The tiger wife was wearing a dress on her upper body at that time, and she only had a small pair of underwear on her lower body, and I had a reaction to it. I didn't wear pajamas today, so I guess I slept naked.
The hesitation was too exposed, and I was too embarrassed to stare at it all the time, so I could only sneak a few glances. After the tiger's wife came out of the toilet, she said to the two of us to go to sleep, and went into the house. I jokingly said to the tiger: Let you pay the public grain, go, I happen to be sleepy. The tiger whispered: I can't do it tonight, I played too much last night. I learned the tone of the wild boar and said, "It's really not good, I can wake up the wild boar and let him do it for you." The tiger laughed and scolded the wild boar: His little J8, my wife doesn't like it! I immediately imagined a bad picture in my mind, and I dreamed a few dreams about the tiger wife that night.
We all woke up late the next day, and this time we came out, and we were really relaxed and kind of living that carefree life. Of course, after adding it, I saw the cute little face of the tiger wife, and my mood was even more comfortable. The so-called wife is probably what a tiger wife looks like. After eating at noon, the tiger made a phone call and made an appointment with a few people, saying that they would go out to play together in the evening. Today we went out not on the tiger's motorcycle, but the tiger friend drove us to pick us up. When I went out, the tiger also told me and the wild boar to let you see the underworld in the countryside.
This time, the tiger's wife wanted to follow us, and the tiger said that the car couldn't sit down, and the tiger's wife said that exactly 4 people would definitely be able to sit down. The wild boar coaxed and said to bring his wife, but the tiger reluctantly agreed. The buddy who drove the car spoke in a local accent, which sounded very funny, unlike the tiger and her wife, who both spoke authentic Dalian dialect like me and wild boars. We went to have a barbecue this night, and then two men came, and the tiger introduced them, and everyone knew each other simply. The three buddies of Tiger have a very good relationship with Tiger, and they keep making jokes about tigers when they eat, and they are very polite to me and wild boars.
One of the men with a scar on his face who seemed to be the eldest brother of the gang asked me where the tiger had taken me and the boar to play, and the tiger said that he had only gone to the song hall once, and he had not been anywhere else. This Scar brother thought about it for a while, said that he would finish eating in a while, and take us to press our feet. The tiger wife interjected and asked: Can I go? Brother Scar said: Why can't you go? Go, I'm in for a treat tonight. The boar curiously asked him how he got the scar on his face, and Brother Scar said that he used to do demolition. It is the kind of demolition team that specializes in dealing with nail households, and once they encountered a thorn, the two of them did it, and he was cut more than 20 times.
Brother Scar said it very easily, and the wild boar and I were very furious when I listened to it, more than 20 knives, it's a miracle to be alive like this. The tiger is quite quite tall Brother Scar, saying that in the local area, as long as it is on the mixed road, there is no one who does not give Brother Scar face. In fact, I still looked down on their so-called bastards at the time, the times are different, and the life of the hob blade is no longer suitable for this era. Out of the barbecue restaurant, we went directly to the foot-washing room, at that time I also deliberately secretly asked the tiger if it was the kind of foot-washing room that directly hit the cannon, if so, I won't look for it.
The tiger said no, or to press the foot, and asked me what's wrong, is it coming to the eldest aunt? I just said I didn't like it very much, in fact, I thought in my heart at the time, if I went directly to Miss in front of the tiger's wife, it would leave a bad impression, I wasn't pretending, I really thought so at the time. The foot-washing room is not bad, quite large, and some formal foot-washing rooms in Dalian City have a fight. Of course, it must be irregular inside, and the technicians are all women, all of whom wear heavy makeup. One of us picked one and went into the single room to press her feet, and the tiger's wife also picked a woman to press her.
When I entered the private room, the woman who pressed my foot asked me how to press it. When I said that the first time I came, she enrolled me in various projects, including big health care. I perfunctorily said that I would press my feet first, and then I would talk about it later. The female technician didn't talk much nonsense, so she pressed it for me. While pressing, she said that there were many people who came to her house to press their feet, many of them were in Dalian, and they deliberately drove over to press them. I didn't say politely: when I was in school, I knew that it was cheaper to come here for prostitution than in the city, and it was good to live.
The one who pressed his feet was not angry, saying that this was the case, and if you spend money to enjoy it, you should find a better one. After I finished pressing my foot, she gave me another head press. When I pressed my head, she said that I would come for the first time, and I would give me a free plane for a while, not counting the money, and let me come often in the future and find her again. This technician looks to be in his 20s, which is very ordinary. When she just said that, I felt a little sympathy for her. In fact, it only costs 30 yuan to take a jerk here, and if you want to loosen your bones in the city, it costs 110! I said no, but she was quite insistent, so I agreed.
When I was jerking off, she kept praising me for being black and hard underneath. In the end, I secretly gave her a tip of 100, and I paid for it. The tiger wife was the first to finish pressing, and I was the second to come out, and she asked me how I pressed it? I said it was good, and I added that the technique was good, quite formal. The tiger's wife asked me if I had added any other items, and I said that I just added a button. The tiger's wife smiled and said that I was too fake, and then pulled me and asked me to accompany her to raid the tiger. She said that she was embarrassed to go, so she had to let me accompany her.
This Nima is harming me, I said I couldn't go in ink, but fortunately, the tiger came out at this time. I said to the tiger: If you don't come out again, your wife will rush in with me to find you. The tiger looked comfortable, and said that he hadn't done anything, just kept pressing his feet. After a while, everyone came out one after another, and the wild boar was very comfortable after it came out. This slut also secretly told me that the technician here is much better than the young lady who came out of the song hall that day. The technology is too good, it's really not the usual comfort, and I'm ready to come back next time. I said I didn't do it, and the boar sighed and said it was a pity.
In the end, the checkout was made by Brother Scar, and the tiger wanted to grab the knot, but he didn't grab it. Then we all went to the next entertainment venue, which was really the first and only place I went to in my life! Brother Scar took us to a local underground casino, and before he went, he specially told me and the wild boar that it was just for us to see and understand, it doesn't matter if we spend money to play or not, don't think too much. It's your own talent to take it, or you won't bring it. I understood with the wild boar, of course, the wild boar had so many eyes, and secretly told me to act when the opportunity came.