Chapter 354: Headache, distress, stupidity, indistinguishable
PS: Happy Holidays
Miss Gao, who has been doing whatever she wants, is very unhappy, this dead head, which green onion is it! I'm going to live in your Zhuangzi, where do you want to go? Do you really think you're a godbrother?
"Why?" Miss Gao was puzzled, maybe she asked why she went to your Zhuangzi, is there still less Zhuangzi in my family?
"Who knows what this Jinyu said, this kid usually says it to my sister, my sister said it, and it was troublesome to pull the words 'my sister said' last night! Besides, no one would have expected you to hide in my house. ”
Everyone was stunned, this matter is not small, except for 'my sister said', several adults knew in their hearts that this Yuyue and King Xian were estimated to be a little unclear, so they hurried away, hurrying to the speed of the march.
Wang Laosi has a good filial piety, and persuaded his father and brother to go back, so take care of everything yourself. After all, the other one on this roof still owes himself a big favor, maybe he can use it! Marshal Gao, Fan Junma, and Vice Marshal Wang poured the tea, sat down under the corridor of the east courtyard, and watched the ending.
The matter went on, and King Xian's head hurt so much that he didn't have the energy to run and make trouble again, so he jumped down from the main courtyard and said to the emperor:
"Your Majesty, let it be up to you, I have a headache to death, in a word, I will marry today, and tomorrow next year will be my anniversary!" After saying that, he fainted!
"The ...... of the Imperial Doctor"
King Xian's marriage came to an end in the exclamation of the imperial doctor!
King Xian is not pretending to be sick, his head is very sick, and he disappeared last time he came back, and he couldn't remember a lot of things, so the hospital recorded it. But my memory has not recovered, and after taking medicine for a while, it's just that. Anyway, there is nothing unusual, the missing memories are not important, about the court, about all kinds of memories, the only thing I forgot was the year he left home, and some things after he came back, as usual, for the royal family.
The headache started at the beginning of the discussion. I can't think about getting married, and I get a headache when I think about it, so. Lao Mu doesn't want to, until it's almost time to get married, can't I not think about it, can't a big man have some ideas when he wants to get married? But the headache couldn't be stopped. You can only relax by drinking. Married, I nodded, naturally there is nothing I don't want to marry, who is not to marry? I took a lot of medicine and took needles, but the pain couldn't be stopped, as if it was from the heart, and the headache was too bad. I heard that drinking alcohol relieves pain, and I was drunk to death. Sure enough, it didn't hurt, yesterday, he went to "Yipin Xian" to drink, and then found a house to sleep, and when he woke up, the sky was already bright, and he delayed the time to pick up the bed boy.
Jin Yu is very able to speak, and cute, with him by his side, this headache seems to be a lot more relaxed, King Xian took him in front of the emperor and the queen, princesses, etc., to save face, and then, when he took this kid to sleep and press the bed, he became disgusted.
The cause is the jade unicorn pillow given by the emperor, a thing, given to Jin Yu, Jin Yu is naturally put in the bag and carryed, but there are many real things in this bag, and it is not light, the golden nude is not adulterated, solid, hanging on the neck and wearing the arm, Xiao Yu is tired enough to choke, when he sleeps at night, he sleeps with the unicorn pillow, and when he wakes up with urgency, this unicorn pillow puts his body on the mark, and it hurts, Jin Yu ripped off the quilt and urinated, and then covered the quilt, and then climbed to the king of Xian to sleep,
King Xian had a lighter headache at this time, and he was in a good mood, so he said to him: "You are the first person in the world who dares to sleep on me!"
Jin Yu said: "Brother Xianwang, don't be angry, I'll give you the unicorn pillow, I'll sleep on you tonight!" "It's not a loss at all.
"Aren't you the favorite?"
"But it hurts me, why don't I give it away? Do you want it to hurt me for the rest of my life? ”
"You mean to make it hurt me?"
"Haven't you been having headaches? Maybe the body hurts and the heart doesn't hurt. ”
"Heartache? No, I'm having a headache! ”
"If you have a headache that hurts all the time, it doesn't have a headache, but a heartache, and only heartache will always be bad!" Jin Yu fell asleep, leaving King Xian's eyes wide open to the red tent, did his heart hurt? When I thought about it, I really felt that it was not a headache, but a heartache! The needles pricked by the doctor are all for headaches, and there is no effect at all, heartache, let's prick heartache needles tomorrow.
King Xian also fell asleep, his eyebrows were wrinkled tightly, and then, Jin Yu for the second time, peed, drank a stomach of water, and then climbed on King Xian to fall asleep, King Xian did not wake up, Jin Yu was very proud, the third time, this time it was almost dawn, and the more outrageous thing was that because there was no water, Jin Yu also called Pan's mother in, poured water for himself, drank again, and then climbed on the meat mat and fell asleep, this King Xian still did not wake up.
When it was dawn, King Hyun woke up sweating profusely and looked at Jinyu who was about to pee on the bed again.
"Boy, let's not spill it, next time?" King Hyun picked up Jinyu and put him on the toilet in the cubicle.
"Brother Xian, it's a pity, my mother said that if I pee a few times, you will have several sons." Jinyu peed on the toilet bowl and said regretfully.
"It's okay, I'll ask you to lie next time!"
"Okay!" Jinyu jumped off the toilet and shouted: "Nurse ......"
The nurse didn't dare to go in, so Pan's mother could only reply outside: "Your Royal Highness King Xian, can the old slave come in and wait?" ”
"Come in!"
King Xian's maids also came in with hot water, each taking care of their own people, Jin Yu naturally had a nurse and Pan's mother waiting to get dressed, and then took it to the old princess to ask for peace. Reporting.
King Xian found the king of purple shirts, and he was holding a jade bottle in his hand!
"You say, there was a jade boy by my side?"
At this time, the red lanterns were hanging high, the red silk flowers were tied, and the house was full of joy, what could the king of purple shirts say?
"I haven't seen it!"
"You still have the third child, several of them have said this."
"My subordinates don't remember!" The King of Purple Shirts looked at him.
"That kid said I was distressed, and sure enough, I was distressed!"
"Your Highness?" The king of purple shirts is a little dizzy, this is not a headache, but a matter of time.
Then, the king of purple shirts saw that King Xian had hung the jade bottle close to him, looked back at him, and left.
Then there was the emperor, queen, queen mother, etc., who rushed to the top, and waited for the slap of King Xian, this kiss can't be done! When there was a lot of trouble, the Purple Shirt King had to take the time to talk to the Gao family, after all, this matter must fall on the heads of the people below, the kid said I feel distressed This sentence took root in the Purple Shirt King's heart, and then it was Yuyue, who looked too much like Yu Gongzi, although the name was not the same, but the Purple Shirt King checked Fan Xiaoqian, it was simply a ghost, there were household posts and everything, although the father and mother died, but the people who were serious about it could not be found, and the strange thing was that the house under Fan Xiaoqian's name was rented to the Fan family seriously......
All the focus is on the Fan family, the Purple Shirt King didn't check it, the Gao family is not easy to mess with, besides, what if it is found out? With the disappearance of King Xian's memory, it can only be over, and the purple shirt king's obsession with Fan Yuyue and Fan Xiaoqian is getting deeper and deeper. Then, it was the virtuous king who discussed the family, and the purple-shirted king completely broke off this thought. Until he saw King Xian ask about the jade prince again, and hung the jade bottle around his neck.
Miss Gao didn't leave, because Yuyue said: "My brother will definitely not say anything, and I won't tell him anything that can't be heard, besides, how old is Yu'er, how old is this virtuous king?" When we run first, we appear to be empty-hearted. ”
Called Jinyu over, Yuyue personally coaxed him for a long time, and there was nothing outrageous, except for sleeping on King Xian as a cushion, of course? But it can't be said that a two-year-old child slept with a man in his twenties, so he has to withdraw from his family, he can't talk about it!
The Gao family settled down and decided not to mess up first. It's still time to drink, it's time to eat, and people are asking about the news outside.
King Xian fell, the imperial doctor entered the palace, and it was still impossible for Miss Liu's original sedan chair to be made, but she lived in another courtyard, and the new house in the main courtyard was not lived in, and the Duke of Liu County entered the palace.
All guests go home!
The next day, the gifts sent to the Xianwang Mansion from each prefecture were returned to the mansions along with the gift list, plus a small gift from the Xianwang Mansion.
On the third day, Miss Liu returned to the county mansion.
On the fourth day, the Duke of Liujun was crowned the Duke of Liuguo!
On the fifth day, the old princess returned to Zhuangzi to recuperate......
On the sixth day, Marshal Gao, Marshal Wang and other four marshals returned to the camp!
On the seventh day, a first-class woman entered the palace!
On the eighth day, the second-grade woman entered the palace!
On the ninth day, the three-grade girl entered the palace!
On the tenth day, the Holy Decree, the National Draft! Women above the age of 12 will enter Beijing in July to be elected.
On the eleventh day, King Xian left Beijing......
On the twentieth day, Fan Jinyan entered the school and went to study seriously. Gao Jiahui was calm,
The capital also restored calm, things seem to be over, but this sudden national draft, people are puzzled, later, in April, because of the Qingming day, it rained, the Queen Mother was very happy, special decree, this show is not selected! That's a later story, so let's talk about it later.
Yuyue, who was giving gifts to Yulin and Lu in "Yuehua Building", just listened to Qing's mother and didn't take it to heart. Yulin's clothes are ready, the guests of honor and everything are decided, and there is nothing to mess with, but at the end of February and the beginning of March, it is the early spring season, Yuyue is very busy, followed by Pan's mother and Qing's mother, and sends people to run towards the pharmaceutical factory every day, and Jiang's family is extremely busy.
Wang Laosi received a letter from Yuyue, saying that he wanted someone, so Wang Laosi had to go back to Beijing and go to "Treasure Building" in person
The single shopkeeper is extremely reluctant, naturally he is unwilling, this Zhao Xiaoer, but he is the most optimistic,
"Marshal Wang! No, it's not that I don't want to listen to you, it's just, it's just! ”
"Old Dantou, I've been telling you for such an afternoon, and you still have a correction with me, you know, you want someone, and you really haven't spent so much saliva!"
"I have to talk to the owner, I don't dare to put the people of the owner indiscriminately!"
"Where am I going to find a boy, you know, I want to find him, am I still a lieutenant? You're disgusting about me, aren't you? Wang Laosi jumped to his feet. (To be continued......)