Chapter 3 Dog Skin Plasters
The young doctor swallowed a mouthful of saliva, a feeling of frustration arose, and he couldn't help but think: "Could it be that Lao Tzu's several years of Western medical theory study and clinical experience are really in vain?" It's not even as good as a hairy boy......"
As the injury eased, the Shui Ling Imperial Sister finally calmed down.
Then, she was surprised to find that the pain had completely disappeared, and she moved her joints a little without the slightest discomfort.
She was about to stand up, but she heard Sui Ge say fiercely: "If you don't want to leave sequelae, just wait for another ten minutes!" ”
Although Sister Shui Ling was a little upset when Sui Ge was so fierce, she didn't dare to joke with her feet, so she could only let the disgusting dog skin plaster stick on her pink jade feet for another ten minutes or so.
Finally, Sui Ge nodded, signaling that she could remove the dog skin plaster.
As if she had been pardoned, Sister Shui Ling hurriedly used the nails of her two fingers to carefully uncover the dog skin plaster, for fear that she would touch the black ointment like the ash at the bottom of the pot, and then quickly threw the dog skin plaster into the garbage bag and closed it, stood up quickly, and went into the bathroom. Look at her like this, she looks like someone who has just been broken.
The flight attendants and the rest of the passengers were stunned.
How can a dog skin plaster be so effective?
The young doctor knew that he had lost, and was about to return to his seat in a gloomy manner, but who knew that Sui Ge did not intend to let him go, Sui Ge smiled at him: "This doctor, my two-dollar dog skin plaster still works, right?" ”
The word "doctor" was originally an honorific title, but at this time, it made the young doctor feel extremely harsh. Suddenly, a vicious thought flashed through his mind, and he sneered: "Who knows what kind of herbs your dog skin plaster is made of, and what poisonous side effects will be left behind." Also, dog skin plaster, made of dog skin, may be able to spread rabies! In the rivers and lakes, it is not shallow to harm people! ”
Paralyzing! This guy's mouth is very poisonous!
Sui Ge thought that the other party would admit defeat and apologize, but who would have thought that this young doctor would actually sing such a play, and said disdainfully: "My dog skin plaster has been inherited for more than 1,300 years, and the dog skin used has been steamed at high temperature with medicinal materials, so naturally it will not carry any viruses." Western medicine doesn't pay attention to clinical trials, these dog skin plasters in my family have countless doctors, and I have never heard of anyone getting rabies because of this. Don't say far away, you go to Huangping County to inquire, there are ten towns and eight townships, who doesn't know the golden sign of 'Sui plaster'! Even if the county magistrate fell his leg, the first time it was not to go to the hospital, but to ask for medicine! Also, as a Western doctor, do you really know anything about rabies? The vast majority of rabies is transmitted through guò bites and wound infections, and this young lady only has a broken foot and no wounds on her skin, so even if there is a virus, she will not be infected. Otherwise, if the people in the city have so many cats and dogs, and touch them with their hands every day, then according to what you say, wouldn't it be a madman running all over the streets! Quacks are really harmful! ”
Sui Ge's words were categorical and full of momentum, and the young doctor was immediately shocked. But Sui Ge didn't stop there, and continued to chase and fight: "Look at you again - you can't even cure a small injury to your foot, this is a lack of medical skills!" Do you have! It is suspected of slandering Chinese medicine, misleading patients, almost delaying the treatment of patients, and wantonly exaggerating rabies criticality, alarmism, which is the degradation of medical ethics! Do you have! Knowing that there is a mistake, but knowing the mistake and not changing it, obsessed with it, this is a low character! Do you have! It can be seen that not only are you not worthy of being a qualified doctor, but you are not even a decent person! Why do some people now say that doctors are scoundrels with other licenses, and that you are a fucking scumbag! ”
"You...... You ......"
The young doctor was so angry that he smoked, his face turned the color of pig liver, and the corners of his mouth trembled with anger, as if he was going to be so angry that he would squirt out a few mouthfuls of blood. He never thought that not only was he inferior to this yellow-haired boy in terms of medical skills, but he was even 108,000 miles away from others.
"What are you? The corners of your mouth twitch so much, do you have convulsions? ”
Sui Ge took out another piece of dog skin plaster, and put it on the young doctor's mouth with a snap, sealing it tightly, "It's free for you!" ”
The young doctor was ashamed and angry, and was almost about to rush up to fight Sui Ge hand-to-hand, but when he saw Sui Ge's sturdy and wild body, he suddenly fell back on. Now that you have been humiliated mentally and honorably, let us stop suffering physically. The young doctor finally understood this, and returned to his seat in a daze, pulled out a newspaper, and buried his whole head in it.
Shame on yourself!
Sui Ge snorted coldly disdainfully, and then a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he took out a dog skin plaster, and introduced it to everyone with a smile: "You have all seen it, this is my family's ancestral dog skin plaster, after thousands of years of inheritance, exclusive secret system, incomparably effective, zhuanzhi bruises, rheumatic pain, one paste is effective, one paste is ......"
"Young man, I have rheumatism, can I cure it?" Sure enough, someone began to seek medical advice.
Sui Ge secretly said that the old man, you are really on the way, and responded: "Of course, one sticker will be spiritual, and three stickers will keep you to heal!" If you always want to buy it, I will give you a discount, ninety-nine yuan a sticker. Don't move, just sit in your seat, I'll send it to you later, if it doesn't work, I don't want a penny from you! Lest some people say that I am swindling, I dare to sell ninety-nine for two dollars! ”
"Hehe~" The old man laughed, happily got a dog skin plaster, rubbed it a few times in his hand, and then stuck it on the calf, and after a while, he called this dog skin plaster a spirit!
Selling medicine and shouting for this kind of thing, Sui Ge has been doing it since he was a child, so he is also familiar with it. In fact, when the Sui Ge's dog skin plaster was sold in the countryside, the price fluctuated greatly, and the old landlord often said: "When you meet the people, you sell the people's price, and when you meet the officials, you sell the official price." When you meet someone, you sell it for a human price, and when you meet a ghost, you sell it for a ghost price. ”
Therefore, the price of his dog skin plaster has been sold from nine yuan nine to nine hundred and nine.
The price of ninety-nine is neither high nor low, but in just a few minutes, dozens of dog skin plasters were sold out, and even the black silk eldest sister next to her hurriedly bought two stickers.
Of course, not all of these people who buy medicine have bruises, rheumatic pain, etc., but after witnessing Sui Ge's dog skin plaster so effective, subconsciously think that these dog skin plasters are elixirs and magic medicines, and since they are lucky enough to encounter them, they must buy a few. It doesn't matter if you keep it for a spare time, or give it to relatives and friends, you can't go wrong in any case.
Several passengers in other carriages actually heard the wind and planned to buy a few sticks of dog skin plaster from Sui Ge, but unfortunately the plaster in Sui Ge's hand had been sold out at this time, and several passengers felt extremely regretful, so they had to leave a number for Sui Ge, and ask Sui Ge to call him when he has a plaster.
At this time, the people who bought the plaster took the initiative to hand the money into his hands. Sui Ge took a look, and there were almost three or four thousand, which made his heart feel refreshed.
It took a lot of effort for Sister Shui Ling to wash her little feet clean, and sprayed some perfume on it, because she felt that the smell of dog skin plaster was still sticking to it, and when she came out of the bathroom, she found that the hateful boy was actually lighting a ticket on the seat, and he couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and the whole carriage was filled with a strong smell of dog skin plaster.
What's even worse is that when the boy saw her coming, he actually stretched out his hand to her and said, "Ninety-nine pieces!" ”