In the morning, the old fort dragged his tired body and came to find Chubby's mother. Chubby's mother was washing her face, and when she glanced at the old fort's dejected appearance, she didn't sympathize. After washing his face, he said lukewarmly: "Is the grinding finished?" Kicked out, right? You know what's it? It's called unloading the mill and killing the donkey! ”

The old battery had nothing to say, so he had to bow his head deeply, acquiescing that he had made a mistake, and using silence to show his obedience to Chubby's mother.

Xiaopang's mother saw that the old fort was like a schoolboy who admitted his mistake, sitting motionless on the sofa, and even more unrelenting, and sneered: "I have lived there for more than ten days, I have been busy with work in vain and black, my fat has been withdrawn, and I have lost weight. Do you want me to help you sell vegetables again, save enough money, and then go to please the woman in front of you? Throw money at her. I also went to buy Wang Ba soup to pour her, why don't you stew yourself as Wang Ba and give her to eat. Isn't it more nutritious to add meat to the bones? I see, you better go back and have a good life with the woman in front of you, don't boil the oil over there, and come back to me to raise your fat. ”

Xiaopang's mother stepped forward, twisted the face of the old fort with her hand, patted him again, and said angrily: "Look at it for only a few days, I have lost weight like this, my eye sockets have collapsed, my crotch has also been pumped, and only skin and bones are left. There is also this clothes, when I went, I wore them neatly, and when I came back, my mother was good, and I looked at this body, except for the plaster, it smelled of sucks. Chubby's mother sniffed the old fort with her nose, leaned back, and fanned the air in front of her face with her right hand: "Hmm, hmm." What a smell of this, get out, get out! I'm not full of unconscionable people here. In my opinion, it's better to go back to the mother-in-law's house in front of me to enjoy the blessings, something without conscience! ”

The first two days were two women vying for favor and letting themselves choose. Now it's suddenly becoming impossible to get one. This is a huge contrast. So that the old fort is foggy and confused. The faces of the two women, hot and cold, made him wonder, what should he do? He fell into a deep confusion.

The old fort was chopped on the head and face by Chubby's mother, and it took a few moments, and finally he was driven out. On the street, he bought a few fritters and barely ate them, for some reason. He was dazed, his mind was dizzy, and he collapsed on the street.

When the old fort woke up, the first thing he saw was Yu Xiu'e's face. He struggled to sit up, but his body was so heavy that he couldn't get up after a few movements.

Li Er stood beside the bed and said with a smile: "Old Fort." You're really good at pretending, two thief ships, you step on one foot, jumping back and forth. I slept on this kang for two days, and then ran to sleep on that kang, and as a result, I was tired and collapsed on the street. The year is unforgiving, two pumps pump water out together, and you only have a lot of water there. It's not sick, it's not light. This thing of a woman is not a honey pot, she is a salt jar, Yu Xiu'e, do you say? ”

"It's a fart!" Yu Xiu'e pushed Li Er aside, no longer listening to his nonsense, but asked the old fort softly: "What do you think?" ”

Li Er poked his head out from behind Yu Xiu'e and asked the old fort: "Yu Xiu'e asked you how you feel?" On the two women, which one is slippery, which one is tender, and which one is white, answer quickly. ”

Li Er fooled around, deliberately tampered with the original meaning of Yu Xiu'e's words, and said it to Huangli. The old battery was embarrassed, just grinning bitterly.

Li Er said: "Yu Xiu'e, I will reveal to you something, the old fort is outside, and everyone will introduce the strengths of your body, where is high, where is soft, where is big, when is it called wow, and so on." ”

The old fort saw Li Er sowing discord on the side, for fear that Yu Xiu'e would be suspicious, so he struggled and wanted to get up to defend himself.

Lao Yu came to visit the old fort and carried a lot of nutritional products. Li Er said: "Uncle Yu, the old fort just now, don't lock the door of the small warehouse, he and Yu Xiu'e want to go to sleep on the big drum." ”

Yu Xiu'e tilted her head and smiled.

Lao Yu shook his head and said: "Old fort, I can't live in this good building, what are you doing in that rare low house?" Yu Xiu'e hugging each other night and night, isn't it better than hugging that broken drum? ”

The old fort knows that the old is the secretary, and his words count. Knowing that Yu Xiu'e was kind and accepted herself, she was very grateful at the moment, stretched out her hand to hold Yu Xiu'e's arm, and expressed her determination: "Xiu'e, I will definitely listen to you in the future, work hard, and earn money to support you." ”

Yu Xiu'e was a little embarrassed and smiled: "Maybe who will feed whom." ”

Li Er interjected: "Yes, it would be nice if I could support a man." ”

Lao Yu corrected: "We must listen to the party's words and follow the party with firm confidence, this is a matter of principle, and we cannot be sloppy, let alone discounted." ”

The two men of the old fort nodded yes. Lao Yu asked Li Er: "Virtuous nephew, are you also here to visit the old fort?" ”

"Back to my cousin's words, I came to send the old fort, he pretended to be sick on the street, I took the opportunity to send the man home for Yu Xiu'e, or under this pretense, the two of them can't erase their faces, this is also the two have been separated for several years, and the relationship is a little raw."

The old fort said: "Secretary Yu, I'm really sick, I'm not pretending." ”

"Anyway, it's all the same, your purpose, the whole village knows, is to go back to your wife for a meal and spend comfortable money. Who doesn't know your little ninety-nine? You must understand that the eyes of the masses are bright, and it is not easy to fool the villagers with nonsense. ”

Yu Xiu'e said: "Secretary Yu, in front of you, the old fort is determined, you and Li Er are both present, give Xiu'e and me a witness, in the future, he will provoke that fat man again, I will not spare it." Yu Xiu'e turned her face to the old fort: "When the time comes, don't blame me for being ruthless." I said ugly things in front, you are living in your father-in-law's house, you are a son-in-law, those women outside who are not careful, can not be led into the door of my house, of course, flirting outside, stealing and stealing covers. ”

"It's okay to kiss it secretly." Li Er slapped the old fort and deliberately made it bad, adding such a sentence.

"Not even more! I'm used to kissing mouths, and the next step is the cheating section. A woman's mouth can't be kissed casually, kissing back and forth, and having an accident has to happen. Aren't all those messes of foreigners kissing each other? Some even moved guns. ”

Li Er said: "I still know a lot of things." ”

Yu Xiu'e sternly rejected the illegal behavior of the old fort outside. Seeing Yu Xiu'e's seriousness, Li Er laughed wickedly and said: "Old fort, old fort, from now on, you are an old donkey with a halter, and you have a steward, good, good, good life." Broken mirror reunion, a good thing. The bellows is on the stove, and it's okay. ”

Lao Yu sat on the sofa, drank the tea handed over by Yu Xiu'e, and said: "Virtuous nephew, not only do you want to match his two sons together, but also help them make a fortune." Let's see if you can find a beach spot for him at the farmers' market, and let the old fort sell vegetables or something. Earn a little money to supplement the family. ”

"No problem, I'm here to send the old fort, and the other is to sue Yu Xiu'e, I got her a good position at the counter and asked her to run it, on the condition that she wants the old fort to reunite with her, otherwise, can he lie on this soft bed in the old fort? Conditional exchange. ”

"Huh? I see. Yay, great. Virtuous nephew, you are really a qualified people's mediator. If there is a chance in the future, I must train you to join the party! ”

"These small achievements are all done under the correct leadership of your cousin. Without you, Uncle Cousin, I can't do anything. ”

The old fort came to say: "With her own counter, Chubby's mother has a job, okay, good." ”

"What a fart! Get the hell out of here! See, the old problem is committed. Yu Xiu'e was so angry that she pulled up the old fort from the bed, pushed it out, and kept scolding: "I can't forget that fat girl in my heart, hurry up and find her, don't be angry with me here, get out of here!" Her pan is hot, go and enjoy it there. So as not to delay the two of you in that little day! ”

The old fort stretched out his hand to grab the door frame of the bedroom, and in despair, he asked the two village cadres in the house for help: "Secretary Yu, Boss Li, help." ”

Li Er looked at the pitiful appearance of the old fort, not only did not step forward to help, but clapped his hands happily and laughed.

Lao Yu said: "Virtuous nephew, let's go." Chunxiao is worth a thousand gold, don't delay the good things of the two of them. Li Er was in front and Lao Yu was behind, and the two walked out of Yu Xiu'e's house quickly, and closed the door from the outside. How Yu Xiu'e cleaned up the old fort that day, outsiders have no way of knowing, but since then, the two old guys have gone out early and returned late, one is responsible for riding a tricycle to the Chengnan wholesale market to pull vegetables, and the other is selling behind the counter in the vegetable market.

This afternoon, Yu Xiu'e took a free time, ran to Li Er's office, took advantage of the lack of people, leaned on Li Er's desk, and whispered: "Li Er, you helped me this time, don't think I remember your favor." At most, you pulled down the incident of picking up my pants in a cave in the mountains that year. In the future, neither of us owes anyone a favor. ”

"I was crazy at that time, and I really didn't mean to bully you."

Yu Xiu'e sighed with emotion: "Hey, it was thanks to you that it was bad at that time." I was going to hang myself, holding the rope with both hands to stick my head into the noose, and you were down there, and I pulled my pants down at once, and I thought: A woman's family, you can't go naked to see Lord Yama. There are so many little ghosts in the palace of Hades, I am naked, and I am very affectionate. So, I had to come down from above and ask you for pants, but not only did you not give me pants, but you also threw me to the ground. It's not in vain that the world is wow, before the big trip, you can still have fun! I really didn't expect that after enjoying yourself, I would take care of you again, afraid that you would run around like crazy and get you something to eat from time to time, and it would be strange if you didn't starve to death. Since then, for you, I have survived, but I didn't die, do you still remember these past events? (To be continued......)