Since becoming the leader of the seafood restaurant, Wu Zhuangyuan has carried the satchel containing money on his back every day, and he has not left his body every second. Even on the streets, the same is true.

Good things for the people of the quagmire village. On this afternoon, more than a dozen men and women intercepted Wu Zhuangyuan passing by on the street, they wanted to see if there was a rumor that this kid was stupid, was there really such a thing?

A young daughter-in-law, stretched out her hand to pull Wu Zhuangyuan to herself, from head to toe, she looked at it carefully, more detailed than a few years ago, she herself looked at the man, after seeing it, she wondered: "There is nothing wrong with the body, the facial features are correct, and the body is very healthy." I'm afraid that the things you are talking about did not happen to him. ”

An old lady offered advice: "A man has a sick brain, and he can't see it in his body." If you just test him, you can reveal the stuffing. ”

"Yes, you should be a man again, test him."

"yes, yes?????" The crowd followed suit.

The young daughter-in-law's face was not red, and she came over. What is she afraid of? Is the little daughter-in-law still afraid of virgins? She looked at the guy in front of her again, and asked him with a grin: "Wu Zhuangyuan, let me ask you, what does a man do when he marries a daughter-in-law?" ”

Wu Zhuangyuan blurted out without thinking: "Kiss your mouth." ”

The young daughter-in-law looked at everyone and said to herself, "Isn't this stupid? How do you call him stupid? ”

"You're stupid, look at you all like this, you don't even know if you're marrying a daughter-in-law, isn't it stupid? Really! Wu Zhuangyuan snatched a few words from everyone and turned around to leave.

The old lady who came up with the idea just now went up to block Wu Zhuangyuan's way. asked: "Marrying a daughter-in-law and kissing your mouth, this is not bad, I ask you, what are you doing after kissing your mouth?" ”

"Good question, good question!" Everyone applauded. Cheer on the old wives.

Wu Zhuangyuan said: "After kissing your mouth, what are you doing, you really don't know?" Then I will sue you, and when you are done kissing, you will go back to your own house. ’

"What about when you get home?" As soon as the young daughter-in-law heard that there was a play, she suddenly came to her senses, and continued to ask questions along the topic of the old lady just now.

"Go home and sleep."

"Tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow night, I'll kiss again."

"How do you know about kissing?"

"My sister and her male classmates. That's what I did. Wu Zhuangyuan broke through the heavens with one word.

"Haha, hahaha!"

Before the county magistrate's wife got married, it turned out that she still had this hand. Everyone figured out the truth of the matter and laughed happily.

Someone asked Wu Zhuangyuan: "Give you a daughter-in-law, do you want it?" ”

Wu Zhuangyuan shook his head like a rattle, and Lang said, "Don't!" ”

"Why?" I don't know who asked that.

"I don't understand, you people, I don't know if you're really stupid, or if you're pretending to be stupid. Married a daughter-in-law. I have to go out and kiss her every night, and the two of them hold each other's heads, mouth to mouth, and eat snot in a slurry. How tiring it is, I don't want to do such a thankless stupid thing. Wu Zhuangyuan raised his head with his chest straight, majestic, and said with high spirits.

"We're so stupid. You're a fool. The young daughter-in-law said: "We are all in the hands of a daughter-in-law, only you are high, you are great." ”

Someone mentioned yì and said, "Look inside his satchel." What are the drums and drums in? ”

When Wu Zhuangyuan heard that people wanted to see his satchel, he immediately became excited, and hurriedly took the satchel off his body, put it on the ground, and said: "This is full of cash, which is all the income of the seafood restaurant." ”

I heard that it was all the income of the seafood restaurant, and someone said: "It's better not to look at it, it involves money, in case there is a mistake, let him rely on it, it's not a joke." He doesn't know how to count, but we're all normal people. ”

"You don't know how to count!" Wu Zhuangyuan Bai glanced at the person who spoke, opened the satchel by himself, turned the satchel to the bottom, grabbed the bottom of the satchel with both hands, shook it a few times, and all the money in the satchel fell to the ground.

Everyone squatted on the ground and stared at the large amount of banknotes, which turned out to be penny bills! There are also a few dime dollars, which are mixed in. Dollar bills and steel hammers, absolutely none. Seeing this, everyone, look at me, I look at you, all on the spot!

"That's all there is to the seafood restaurant?"

A person with a flexible mind said: "This is a trick, it is the proprietress of a small hotel, and she is playing fairy jumping." We still have thirty-six plans, it's good to go to the top plan, here is now a place of right and wrong, this person is also a person of right and wrong now, or stay away from him, save a lot of right and wrong, in case this fool's money is not right, the boss lady insists that we stole Wu Zhuangyuan's money, we are theft suspects, a few of us, even if we jump into the quagmire river, we can't wash it, let's go. ”

Before the man's words landed, he saw the village chief coming from a distance, shouting as he walked: "What are you doing together? ”

The young daughter-in-law saw that it was not good, and shouted: "Run!" ”

The crowd dispersed.

Wu Zhuangyuan watched everyone run away, he was still happy, and there was still a lot to say, but everyone ran away, and he had no choice but to put all the worthless money into his satchel, lowered his head in disappointment, and walked in the direction of the seafood restaurant.

When the village chief saw that the villagers had returned to their homes, and the collective incident he was worried about was eliminated, he no longer went this way, but turned around and went back to his village committee.

Time flies. It's the end of the year. It's time to check out and collect the money. The village chief was full of hope for a bumper harvest, called the proprietress in advance, made an appointment with her, and the next day he went to the seafood restaurant to collect the money on behalf of the village.

The proprietress happily agreed to the village chief's request.

The sun had just climbed the east mountain, and the village chief took a handbag and walked quickly to the seafood restaurant. He entered the bar, waved the idlers and others, and drove them to the kitchen, leaving Wu Zhuangyuan and the proprietress behind, and beckoning them into the bar, and said kindly: "Take out the accounts, I'll take a look, first of all, it's not to check the accounts, just to look at them casually." As for the money, I guess you have already counted it, and I won't count it again, I believe in your ability to work, and I believe in your loyalty to the village. ”

The proprietress said unhurriedly: "Wu Zhuangyuan, you can give the money you should pay to the village to the village chief." ”

Wu Zhuangyuan said happily: "Wow. Then, as he had done last time on the street to show the villagers the money, he untied the satchel, grabbed the bottom of the satchel with both hands, shook it a few times, and poured all the penny notes in the satchel on the bar.

The village chief took a look, a lot, mom, there are a lot! If you look closely, it's stupid, why is it all a penny? With a majestic gaze, he scanned the faces of the two. Wu Zhuangyuan's face was full of joy, the proprietress was neither humble nor arrogant, and her face was expressionless.

"What the hell are you doing blowing up the lamp? Do you want to embezzle public funds? ”

"Wu Zhuangyuan is the leader of the seafood restaurant arranged by you personally, the person in charge of cash, the income and expenditure of the seafood restaurant are all under his control, what is the problem, you ask him, it has nothing to do with me."

"Want to cheat? What I have is a way to find out the truth. I asked the county audit bureau to send someone to audit it, but I was afraid that I wouldn't understand. The village chief threatened the proprietress with him.

"You can look it up. If you call the criminal police team of the Public Security Bureau, I am not afraid. I don't care about the money, I don't care about the accounts, how can they bear me? The sky is falling, and Wu Zhuangyuan is on top of it, it's my business! Arrest the county magistrate's brother-in-law, and your good life will be seen! ”

The village chief grabbed a large handful of penny bills with his hand and said, "This ??? Isn't that wicked? You should always tell me to give an explanation to all the villagers. ”

"He's the best way to give an account." The proprietress pushed Wu Zhuangyuan in front of the village chief. He took a card out of a drawer at the bar and slipped it into the village chief's jacket pocket.

The village chief bowed down, lowered his voice, and asked, "Do you have any arrangements for this master's salary?" ”

"Don't worry, my godfather took his salary long ago."

The village chief raised his head and said in a loud voice: "This year has encountered drought and low temperatures, as well as strict insect infestations, and the reduction of grain production is a foregone conclusion. It seems that due to the impact of natural disasters, the income of the seafood restaurant is not good. Crops are not harvested and planted every year. You have to redouble your efforts and strive to make a comeback in the economy next year! (To be continued......)