Oscar winners are voted for by thousands of judges, and the votes are counted by professional accounting firms, and every procedure is strictly confidential. As a result, before the envelope was opened, only two enumerators knew the final result, and they were strictly guarded by four security guards. All this is the fault of business, and only in this way can the awards ceremony have enough suspense for the film school to sell the TV rights for a sky-high price.

However, no matter how much the film school uses its brains to increase the excitement of the ceremony, at least more than three hours of awards, plus walking the red carpet and interspersing advertisements in between, the whole process is too lengthy. At least, Sun Ziming thinks so, and he was absent-minded in the previous process, applauding and laughing with everyone until he began to award the best photography.

"...... Brokeback Mountain's Rodrigo Pleto, congratulations Rodrigo!"

Sun Ziming applauded with everyone, and looked at Lao Du playfully, this old boy swore that he would pick up the third little golden man, and now the cowhide is blowing up, right?

“…… Best Original Screenplay went to "Crash", congratulations to Paul Haggis and Robert Moresco"

“…… The winner of the Best Adapted Screenplay was "Brokeback Mountain", congratulations to Anne Plause and Diana Osana"

Yes, the consolation prize also flew. 'Papapa', Sun Ziming politely applauded a few times, twisted his head to the side, and said to his Taiwanese compatriot Li Yu from a few people: "Lao Li, look at you." ”

Li Yan, who looked serious, squeezed out a smile, stretched out his head and whispered: "Didn't you also get the Best Director and Best Film nominations." ”

Sun Ziming made a king/eight things with his right hand, and said in a low voice of disdain: "Hypocrisy! If the best director wasn't yours, Fa Ge would be like this! ”

Liu Weiqiang was next to him, "Big guy, you are so good, if you lose, you still let Fa Ge become this?" ”

"Why don't you change this? Damn, Lao Tzu is a big guy! ”

Leonardo, who was in the distance, saw Sun Ziming so comfortable, and compared the Chinese scolding gesture with other directors, he knew that he had given up hope for other awards, and couldn't help but think of the phone call a few days ago - practice a heartfelt congratulatory expression, it is best to make everyone feel that they are sincere. With this thought, Leonardo felt that time was running out, especially when it came to the Best Supporting Actor.

"...... Jonah Hill of The Wolf of Wall Street, congratulations to Jonah Hill who has become a handsome guy again!"

looked at the obscene super fat man on the screen, and then compared with Jona, who had returned to his normal size, the audience burst into laughter.

"......, thank you for the great China Ming, although you made me gain 40 pounds in half a year, and also made me have high blood lipids and high blood sugar, only one high blood pressure is missing, but for the sake of this little golden man, I still want to sincerely thank you for the opportunity you gave me."

There was no hope, watching Jona on the stage dancing excitedly, Leonardo looked at Sun Ziming in disappointment. When Lee invited himself to star in "Brokeback Mountain", why didn't he dare to accept it? Why did Boss have to go back to Hong Kong to shoot "Infernal Affairs"? If you are careful, it would be good to take a special trip to Hong Kong to ask him!

"The 78th Academy Awards for Best Actor, Philip Seymour Hoffman "Capote", congratulations to Philip, I have asked Mr. Philip to come on stage."

As soon as the words fell, the camera focused on Leonardo, but fortunately Gisel kept whispering to remind him, which was just right to show a charming smile, get up to give way to Philip, and hug him warmly.

"Congratulations, your performance is amazing!"

"Thank you, thank you, your performance is just as wonderful, it's just that your luck is not as good as mine."

Leonardo felt a little more comfortable, if it wasn't for Philip winning the award, he would have regretted it for a long time. Well, now, as long as Heath Ledger doesn't win the award, as long as it's not because of his own mistakes, then I can comfort myself.

In a round of applause, Philip Seymour Hoffman walked onto the stage, held up the golden figure for Best Actor, and gave an emotional acceptance speech.

"I've got a very unique group of actors on a long list of good, good, good, good, good actors. I'm very excited. It's really exciting! Please applaud my great mother, who raised our four children alone. Mom, it's like a prom. Mom, be proud of me, because I'm proud of you too! Thank you to the director, it was he who asked me to play the first film in my life as a leading actor, and his enthusiasm combined with my enthusiasm finally made this a great film. ”

Sun Ziming also applauded politely, this is really / a lucky person, he has repeatedly recommended Mel Gibson to Bennett Miller, but he didn't expect to lose the salary difference of five million dollars! If he hadn't said that he would shoot "The Wolf of Wall Street", Leo would have no choice but to pester, and he could have taken that kid to act in this play.

The applause fell, and James Cameron led Anne Hathaway, who was wearing a black evening dress, onto the stage, with blue eyes and snowy skin, and two snow-white thighs looming between the fluttering skirts.

Damn, there is no harvest today, Sun Ziming stared at the two snow-white thighs on the stage, and suddenly had a dirty idea. Let her wear this Chanel dress and carry those two slender white legs for a fight, it will definitely be refreshing.

"Annie, who do you think the best director will be?"

“Boss!”

"What about Best Picture?"

"The Wolf of Wall Street"

“Why？”

"Someone else has won a prize, at most invite me to the party, and the boss has won the prize, so he can invite me to take a free vacation!"

"You're honest," James teased, handing Anne the pale blue envelope, "I'm eighty percent sure you'll be disappointed." ”

"Of course five people are 20% hopeful, do you think I was taught math by O'Neill's big fat man?"

Anne Hathaway opened the envelope with a smile and suddenly screamed, "Boss, I'm going to Spain to see a bullfight!" ”

Yes? Sun Ziming was stunned, staring at Anne Hathaway screaming on the stage in disbelief, Li Yu didn't get it? That's "Brokeback Mountain"!

"Well, it's true. Ming, you can come up, this is your third best director's little golden man, congratulations! ”

Why is this happening? Sun Ziming stood up hesitantly, and his puzzled expression was magnified by the big screen on the stage, and was immediately replaced by a smile. Walking to the stage in a congratulatory voice, Sun Ziming hugged his old friend and lover, and promised in front of all the guests and the audience that she would definitely invite her to Spain to watch the bullfight, so she got the little golden man that Anne kept in her hand.

"Oh, ah, sorry, I didn't prepare my acceptance speech. Really, just now at the entrance of the hall, I was joking with Steven that we were the best extras. I really didn't expect that I would be able to win this award for the third time, just now I thought they were playing tricks on me, and I would let someone else come up when I was halfway there.

Thank you, thank you, thank you all, thank you to my family, friends. ”

The red light began to sound, and Sun Ziming hurriedly changed to Chinese: "Thank you to the compatriots in Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macao, Southeast Asia and the mainland." Finally, thank you all for your concern"

Walking off the stage with applause, Sun Ziming was still a little incredible, he actually snatched Li Yu's best director? Walk to your seat, hug, kiss your face, shake hands with everyone, and the winner of the best picture has already begun to be announced on stage.

"The 78th Academy Awards for Best Picture, wow, God, is tonight the night of China?"

Another award presenter stretched out his head, glanced at it, and echoed: "God, tonight is really the night of China!"

Lee, you lost Best Director, but you won Best Picture! ”