Chapter 16: The Donkey Hangs
In terms of situation, the leather donkey has been stronger than Huang Dakuo in recent years, and he is quite lucky. As soon as Wang Shengli and his father divided the land, he contracted the community and warehouse of the production team outside the village, and wrote a contract for 50 years. Ten acres of land, one hundred acres of land. The price was really not low at the time. But in recent years, the price of pork has risen from a catty of seven jiao at the time of land division to 14 yuan a catty now. At that time, I could earn five yuan a day, which was a high salary, and now I earn more than 100 yuan a day. But the contract can't be changed, Wang Shengli and the donkey picked up a big bargain. They started by going out to collect iron, and they installed an iron collection gate on the street. As soon as the private industrial park in the north of Zhuang was built, the scrap iron was sent to the iron collection office in a steady stream. The leather donkey weighed and weighed that those migrant workers who stole a little iron from the unit just wanted to get a box of cigarettes to smoke, knowing that they would suffer a loss, but the iron was stolen from the factory, and they could not send it back, so they had to swallow their anger and admit that the leather donkey was slaughtered, and the price was suppressed. Later, the business became bigger and bigger, and a lot of money was made by dismantling the old equipment. He went to the bank for a loan and established the famous Shengli Iron Works.
Looking at the Shengli Iron Factory, Wang Shengli's heart was full of joy. Grab the power yourself. He is both a boss and a cashier and accountant. It doesn't matter for the first few years. Later, the tax bureau came to check the accounts, and there were many problems. Those who should have paid taxes have not been paid, and those who should have been exempted from taxes have not been exempted. The Inland Revenue Department fined a lot of money. Wang Shengli was anxious, so he asked Section Chief Wang, who came to check the accounts, to find an accounting agency company for him, called an accounting firm. This accounting agency company was opened by Section Chief Wang's wife, and she was the number one inside and out, and the tax bureau never came again. Every August 15 and the Spring Festival, Wang Shengli is to prepare gifts and thanks, the two of them take what they need, the well water does not interfere with the river water, and there is no problem. What's wrong? It was out of the leather donkey, everyone knew that the leather donkey was born poor, and Li Er was a classmate in elementary school, and later, Wang Shengli proposed to Li Er and failed, so he retreated and married the leather donkey. The skin donkey's own essence is stronger than Huang Dakuo, but it is not much stronger. In the first few years, the husband and wife were poor and the family had little money, so they worked together. In the past few years, with money, the thinking of the leather donkey has slowly changed. Going in and out of the hotel song hall was the beginning of his change. The food in the iron works was open to the workers. Naturally, it is coarse tea and light rice, with less meat and more vegetables. It's just to fill the stomachs of the workers. The restaurant is different, what you want to eat, the dish is fried by the chef, and the taste is definitely different from that of the iron factory. There are also those little ladies in the song hall, all wearing heavy makeup, wearing red and green, and being good at singing and dancing. Go home to see his wife Wang Shengli, a fat body, the mouth of the oil bottle sticks out, working in the factory for a day, often falling asleep without taking a bath. How can there be a song hall dancer Yang Liu's body pinched her waist, hooked her shoulders and back, and the fine skin and tender meat are affordable? The first time I entered the song hall, it was led by Section Chief Wang, and the donkey was treated. Later, Section Chief Wang often called the donkey to go out to play, and the more he played, the more addicted he became. At the beginning, people called it, but later people didn't call it, and he also changed the law to find a reason, and went to find joy behind Wang Shengli's back. Outside, he is called "Manager Pi", the second-in-command of the iron factory, in charge of the daily work in the factory. As soon as he entered the ballroom, the ladies rushed over to greet him, and the excitement was so lively that it only called the donkey to shout merry. At forty years old, he has never been praised by so many people. Not to mention women. He only felt fluttering, he couldn't find the north anywhere, and every time the money in the bag was left to the song hall owner, he walked out of the song hall one step away. As for the victory of the king and the hardships of the ironworks, they have long been thrown out of the clouds. A mantra of the singers is often on the lips: There is wine today and drunk tomorrow, regardless of whether he is right or wrong tomorrow. After a long time, Wang Shengli found that the situation was not right, and the Wang section chief called again, he personally answered, and needed entertainment, he personally went out and called the leather donkey to personally sit in the factory to command, Wang Section Chief and Wang Shengli went out to talk about work, nothing more than to eat a working meal. Unable to go to the song hall to lose his soul, he gradually gave up the iron factory and transferred to other enterprises he managed. However, he sent a female accountant to the iron factory, nominally an accountant, but in fact she was the master who came to eat and drink and spend money. Section Chief Wang pushed her to the iron factory, and he hooked up with a new female accountant, and the two often went in and out of pairs together, which was just a rumor, no one had ever seen it, and it couldn't be counted.
The leather donkey is in Cao Ying, and the heart is in Han. People were sitting in the office of the factory, but Xin flew to the dancers in the song hall early. It's like a little piglet eating milk, a guy is weaned, so anxious that he screams and jumps, just wants to eat milk, what can he eat in the pig food in the stone trough?
That morning, just after breakfast, Da Da came to ask Li Er and him to water the wheat. His land was right on the edge of the ironworks, and there was a well with a bowl-thick mulberry tree on the edge of the well. While shoveling the soil, he found something bright and bright, so he picked it up and looked at it carefully. After wiping all the wrapped soil, Pangda found that this was the steel egg that his younger brother Pang Er devoured, thinking that back then, Pangda Ye stuffed the steel egg pulled out by Pang Er into a crack in the wall of the pigsty and sealed it with soil, which saved a big storm. Back then, if Wang Shengli and his father had found this steel egg, the donkey family would have suffered, and they would have put on at least four types of molecular hats and paraded through the streets. Harm to the family, disaster to the children and grandchildren. Years later, the pig arched it out, fell into the manure pit, and was sent to the ground, and it never saw the light of day.
Huge handed the steel egg to Li Er. Li Er confirmed that it was the scourge steel egg back then. Looking up, from the back window of the iron factory, I saw that the leather donkey was making a phone call in the office, and I remembered that the leather donkey called his father in public, and then pulled the huge one, holding the steel egg, and came to the iron factory to find the leather donkey. One is to play, and the other is to return the steel eggs to Zhao. Because they were too familiar, the two of them entered the office without knocking on the door, unfortunately, it was not the right time, the leather donkey had just put on the gold necklace for the female accountant, and wanted to hug and kiss the cheeks, but was bumped into by the huge Li Er, which disturbed a good thing. There was an embarrassed dry cough: "You two old guys, you don't knock when you enter the door, you live in vain to be forty or fifty years old." ”
The leather donkey's lukewarm ridicule choked the huge Li Erqi, good you leather donkey, you have only eaten a full meal for a few days, and you don't recognize your former friends, just hold a female broken shoes for fun, and give you that steel egg. Li Eryang threw the steel bullet in his hand, and the leather donkey took it in his hand and took a look: "You two can go, my office." Li Erhuge saw that the donkey had given an eviction order, so he had to walk out of the office angrily and slam the door shut. A few steps had been taken before a "dang chang" sound, and the donkey threw the steel egg from the window into the scrap metal pile. The two of them had just walked a few dozen steps. When he met Wang Shengli coming back from outside, he saw that the two of them looked ugly, so he asked what was going on, and Li Er waved towards the office: "Your manager Pi is working with a female accountant, and we are blind." But I didn't see anything, and if you were fighting, it would be no wonder that we were both of us. ”
When Wang Shengli heard this, did he pay it back? It's okay to make trouble in the factory. He took three steps and made two steps, pushed open the office door and rushed in, the leather donkey was facing in and hugged the female accountant and kissed his mouth, heard the door ringing, thought it was a large and Li Er returned, so he yelled impatiently: "Get out, I don't know what to do, don't you see what happened to me?" ”
Wang Shengli was scolded, and he didn't say anything, he slapped the leather donkey in the past, kicked it from below, kicked the leather donkey to the ground, and went up to pull off the office key on his waist, not to mention the female accountant's reaction, pushed the two out of the office, closed the door with a "bang", and the sound of the bolt locking the door, seeing this scene, Pang Li and the two clapped their hands and laughed: "Wow, wow, this is good." ”
After lunch, the leather donkey came to the edge of the huge wheat field in frustration, and asked Li Er to find a way, how to sit back on the throne of the general manager? Seeing his dejected appearance, he pointed at him and scolded: "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you, but this time Wang Shengli is not blind." ”
The donkey said, "Don't fall into the well." He lamented to Li Er, "Li Er, Li Er, think of a way, if it goes on like this, I will be swept out of the house, you can't see death and not save Wow, cough, the son-in-law who comes to the door doesn't learn well." The donkey walked pitifully on the ground, like a frosted eggplant, unable to lift its head, and completely devoid of the majesty of the morning in the office.
"Really or imaginary?" Li Er asked.
"I really want to, Wang Ba is imaginary." The donkey replied categorically: "I'm going to lie to you two, and there will be five thunderstorms in the sky." ”
Li Er said: "Okay, let's go to the Abduction Hotel this afternoon to get a table, and come back in the evening, I will ensure that you are settled." He pointed to the big mulberry tree on the edge of the well: "Hang yourself here, it will be done, I will help you." ”
As soon as it was dark, the donkey went to the factory for a turn, asked for a rope from the security guard guarding the door, and came to the mulberry tree on the edge of the huge field alone, hugged the mulberry tree, and cried bitterly. Wang Shengli heard it well in the office on the second floor, and saw the donkey crying from the back window of the office, thinking that he was drunk, or maybe he was waiting for a huge amount of money. The wheat is to be watered, the electricity is still connected from the factory, and the hose for watering the ground has also been laid, and it is bound to be watered tonight. Wang Shengli was distraught and closed the curtains to not listen to the donkey's howl. He thought the donkey was playing tricks. Oh, you pretended to cry, and the old lady went to persuade you, coaxed you back, and became a manager, and kissed the female accountant? When you think about beauty, men become bad when they are rich, this is not true at all. Wang Shengli thought about it alone. Find out the accounts for the day, check them, and see if the money comes in. The money didn't come in, the money should go out, the money should be delayed, and ......the money should be delayed.
I don't know how much time passed, Wang Shengli suddenly heard the huge desperate shouting from the wheat field: "Oh no, the donkey is hanging, save people." Hearing the shout, Wang Shengli was shocked: Is this enemy really looking for a short-sighted? I didn't think much about it, I quickly opened the back curtain and looked at the wheat field, in the hazy moonlight, there was indeed a person hanging on the mulberry tree, and a person with a short figure was huge, and he held the hanging man and arched upwards to reduce the pressure on the neck of the hanged man. The thin one was Li Er, who was trying to climb to the mulberry tree to untie the rope.
Wang Shengli rushed out of the office, ran to the door and shouted at the security guard, "Boss Pi hanged himself from the mulberry tree outside, go and save people." The security guard was stunned for a moment, and then ran out after Wang Shengli, muttering: "He came to find a rope in the afternoon, I thought he was helping someone pull out the pump, I didn't want to hang himself." ”
Wang Shengli turned his head and scolded: "You did a good thing." ”
Just now the leather donkey hanged himself, the huge bolt rope, he hit a live buckle, and put it on the neck of the leather donkey, Li Er hurriedly took down the live buckle: "It's real, I really want to hang your skin master." "Huge suddenly realized. Hurriedly untied the slipknot, passed the rope directly through the crotch of the leather donkey, and then threw it over the branch, the two hands hugged the two legs of the leather donkey, arched him up, Li Er hurriedly tied the rope, and looked at it from a distance, the leather donkey hung straight on the tree, and the actual rope was tied between the two legs, which means that he was riding on the rope and playing a swing.
People fake hanging is to tie the rope under the armpit, not only to maintain balance, but also not to be found by people from afar. There are also fake hanged people who can easily get out. lest the fake drama become the real play, and it is common to do the fake drama if you don't want to die.
The leather donkey rode on the rope, the rope was strangled with the three major pieces in the crotch, the pain was terrible, he wanted to change the place where the rope was strangled, but Wang Shengli and the security guard had already gone straight to this side, and when it came to the front, Li Er loosened the rope at the right time, and put the leather donkey flat on the ground in a huge and steady manner. Just now, he played tricks on the big man, and he fell down his legs hard, and the three pieces of Baole were painful, and the leather donkey wanted to touch it with his hand, but the big one held down his hand, and asked Li Er loudly: "What if the corpse is gone?" I think it's going to trick the corpse. ”
Li Er hurriedly said: "Hold it down, go to artificial respiration." ”
Hearing Li Er's words, he understood in his heart that he had already coughed a few times secretly, and stored a mouthful of thick phlegm in his mouth, until Li Er held down the nose of the leather donkey, and when the leather donkey opened his mouth to inhale, he saw the opportunity, lowered his head, and took a mouthful of phlegm from mouth to mouth, and the leather donkey was defenseless and "purred". What's slimy? By the time the donkey reacted to the phlegm, it was already three autumns, and the "artificial respiration" had already entered the stomach along the esophagus. I really want to turn over and kick the huge one in half to relieve my hatred!
Li Er commanded: "You have to cover his mouth and cheek, we can't do the stupid thing that a rope can't hang and a rope is loosened, his uncle, you cover your mouth." Li Er called Da Da is his uncle, everyone knows it, and no one on the scene is surprised.
When the leather donkey heard that he was going to cover his mouth, he was secretly happy in his heart: Wow. It's huge, it's huge, you have a way to heaven, you don't go, and there is no door to hell, you come in. You told me to eat your "artificial respiration", and I had to bite off your fingers.
Li Er knew that the leather donkey was a human being, and when the huge hand was about to cover the leather donkey's mouth, he pushed the huge hand away, causing the huge hand to slide aside, and at the same time, Li Er pushed Wang Shengli's chubby hand to the leather donkey's mouth. The donkey closed its eyes, and when it felt a palm approaching its mouth, it raised its head, opened its mouth, and bit the palm of the hand fiercely, and felt a sense of pride in his heart: Where are you running this time?
"Mother, it hurts me to death." Wang Shengli screamed miserably, and his feet were pacing the ground hard, struggling in pain. I want to pull my hand out of the donkey's mouth. When the leather donkey heard that the sound was wrong, he quickly let go. Wang Shengli grabbed the bitten hand with that hand, and circled on the ground in pain, the blood had already flowed down his fingers, he kicked the donkey hard, and scolded in his mouth: "I told you to bite me, I have to kick you to death." ”
The donkey sat up from the ground and explained, "I bite a lot, what are you doing with your hand?" ”
Huge schadenfreude: "Everyone, look at it, kindness is a donkey's liver and lungs, if I wasn't proficient in artificial respiration, would you be able to get good so quickly?" I really want to help him, but he wants to bite me, it's hard to be a good person, it's hard to be a good person. ”
The security guard listened to the reason, nodded his head again and again, and was kicked on the ground by the leather donkey: "He's farting, you still nod, see how I clean you up when I go back." ”