Chapter 312

Liu Xueyin had tears in his eyes, watching his lover gradually move away, and cried out with a "wow". Her heart was full of sorrow. After wiping away her tears for a while, she settled down and thought about it carefully, these days, the business of sea fish is not bad. It's his lover, who is suspicious of himself, and he doesn't know what evil he has fallen into, and the outside is not conducive to his own speech, so he always comes by such coincidence. It seems that someone is staring at him, putting himself in his shoes against him.

Liu Xueyin thought about it for a while, Li Er is the only one who has this scheming in the east, but if you want to clean him up, you must also have real evidence. In order to get the evidence. Liu Xueyin wiped away his tears, took out a rolling pin from under the bed, and hit Li Er last time. She went downstairs quietly, in order to avoid startling the snake, Liu Xueyin did not go to the front door, but opened the back door lightly. From the back door of the street, a big bend was made, and then slowly touched the door of the sea fish from a distance. She wanted to see who was learning the cat and dog barking under her window, and the donkey barking!

A black shadow crept under the window where Liu Xueyin slept, a person pinched his nose with his hand, raised his head, faced the sky, stretched his neck, "Ang, Ang, Ang" learned the donkey's call.

Liu Xueyin quickly rushed over, didn't bother to ask, raised the rolling pin, and hit the thick flesh on the man's buttocks, three or five times! The man who only beat the donkey turned the donkey's cry into a cry: "My mother, it hurts me to death!" Mother, it hurts, help, wow, there is a death in front of the sea fish door! ”

Liu Xueyin heard from the man's crying voice that the child was naughty. She grabbed the collar of her naughty clothes and shouted, "Little Wang Balamb, say!" Who instructed you to do it, and who were the cats and dogs in front of you? Answer the old lady's question honestly, if there is a slight mistake, the old lady will use a rolling pin to greet you well! ”

Liu Xueyin held a rolling pin high. Pretend to be fighting. Frightened, mischievous howled. He shouted, "I said, I said!" You can't hit me. The cats and dogs in front of them barked at each other, which were done by Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Er, and Mazi. ”

"Who told you to play tricks? Say! If you don't tell the truth, I'll beat you to death with a rolling pin! Otherwise, send it to the Public Security Bureau and let the government handle your crimes. ”

Naughty had a criminal record in the past, and he was afraid to go in, so he quickly recruited the huge: "It was the huge that let us do it, we are just coercing, and the mastermind is your family's huge one." ”

"How much good did he give you?" Liu Xueyin interrogated further.

"Huge said. Pretending to be a donkey barking all night, give one of us a pound and a half Wang Ba to eat, but I didn't expect that Wang Ba didn't eat it, and the rolling pin was hit first, which was really unlucky. ”

Liu Xueyin let go of his naughty attitude and held a rolling pin to find a huge account. I didn't want to find a huge one in the Yanglou, but in the small elegant room, I accidentally met the donkey and Li Er who were eating and drinking.

The leather donkey saw Liu Xueyin come in with a rolling pin. Knowing that the huge was the East Window incident, he quickly got up and said, "Boss Liu, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, and you come to find a huge cheating with a rolling pin?" The rolling pin is long enough. It's thick enough, what are you doing with that huge thief? ”

Liu Xueyin was angry, and he didn't answer, but ran over. Take the rolling pin, aim it at the crotch of the donkey, and pound it!

The donkey screamed and fled on its side.

Liu Xueyin saw Li Er sitting still. Sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, he didn't get angry, and scolded in his heart: "Okay, you Li Er, do you think you did a very subtle job?" Don't think I don't know, the huge backstage is Xiao Pink, and the backstage of Little Peach is exciting to you Li Er! Whether it's a dog barking or a donkey barking, these are your ideas. ”

Liu Xueyin didn't succeed in pounding the donkey, so he opened Li Er's idea. She asked Li Er: "What do you mean by coldly bringing me a box of condoms that night?" And what do you say that the price is the same as the first two times, when did you send me that thing? When have you ever seen me do that? What kind of wolf heart and dog lungs are you on? ”

Li Er was unreasonable, and said nonsense: "I'm afraid that you will get sick, but I think about you everywhere, you can't mistakenly think that I am harming you." ”

"Well, now that my old classmate has been fooled by you bastards, he's gone in a rage. Now that your plot has succeeded, you don't need to deal with me with all your thoughts, and your evil purpose has been achieved, you should be happy, right? ”

Liu Xueyin shook his head, came to the table where Li Er and the donkey were eating, stretched out his hands violently, grabbed the edge of the table, and lifted it up! With a curse in his mouth: "Bastard, I tell you to have a good time!" ”

With a "bang" sound, the plates and bowls on the table fell to the ground, and the eight soups of the vegetable and water kings splashed all over Li Er's face and body!

The leather donkey was not spared, and he still made a face. He quickly took off a large prawn hanging from his ear, put it in front of his eyes and looked at it, and then slammed it to the ground. yelled: "Liu Xueyin, are you crazy? It's too much! ”

Liu Xueyin gathered the messy hair scattered on his forehead, and shouted without showing weakness: "The old lady is crazy, I just don't want to live, I want to die, you fulfill me." Don't you have a sharpened kitchen knife at your donkey's house? Go get it, go get it, hack me to death, if that's the case, I, Liu Xueyin, thank God, and thank the air in the middle. ”

The leather donkey bluffed and said: "Lao Tzu will go back to get the knife, you wait, don't go!" He shouted a few words, and slipped home and didn't come.

Liu Xueyin looked through the window, and the lights of the Pijia Chicken Shop were turned off. She tilted her head sideways and asked Li Er, "Why don't you run away?" The donkey is not coming back. ”

Li Er let out a long breath and sighed: "The leather donkey can run away, but I can't run." Think about it, if I run away, how will you step down? In my opinion, Liu Xueyin, today's matter will end here. I'll send you back, we both have a staircase down, these plates and bowls are broken, and they deserve to be huge. Let's see which Wang Bacao spends money to buy it. ”

"You're not scolding me, are you?" Liu Xueyin squinted his eyes and asked Li Er.

Li Er was not polite, went up and grabbed Liu Xueyin's hand, and even hugged and pulled her, pushing her out of the sheep building. I took out the key on her body and took her upstairs, and I don't need to tell you what happened next.

Xiao Taohong saw that Li Er had taken Liu Xueyin away, so she came down from upstairs and greeted the waiter, and the two cleaned up the small private room.

The waiter went home and left. Xiao Taohong sat in the hall and waited for a long time, looked at it, and didn't see Li Er come out of the sea fish, and later, I was really impatient to wait, so I came to the door of the sea fish, and faced the top, and learned the owl's call: "Gu Gu Meow, Gu Gu Meow." ”

The window of Liu Xueyin's bedroom opened, and a basin was stretched out with one hand. Little Pink was clever and knew that her sister-in-law was going to splash herself with dirty water, so she hurriedly stuck her body against the door of the sea fish.

Liu Xueyin scolded: "Dead Nizi, I call you Gu Gu Meow, look at the move!" As he spoke, he poured the water from the basin.

Little Peach ran to the window, clapped her hands, jumped her feet, and shouted happily: "No splash, no splash!" ”

There was a sound of stairs, and then, a big crack opened in the door of Haiyu, and Li Er was pushed out, and he was kicked on the back of his head, and he stumbled, almost lying on the ground. Fortunately, Xiao Taohong's eyes were quick, and she went up to hold on to it, which saved Li Er from eating.

"She's kissing you on the top, isn't she?" Little Peach asked Li Er.

"What's the good thing? Liu Xueyin sat on the bed and ordered me to kneel in front of the bed, she held a rolling pin in her hand and tapped on my head. Li Er said with a grin.

"Then I'll be relieved." Little Pink laughed. (To be continued......)