91, people are small and big (1)

It was a very happy thing to go out to play, but in fact, everyone was happy, especially Sasha, who was chattering non-stop. But Yao Jiaxin sat there sullenly.

"What's wrong Xinxin? Cooked by your handsome guy? Sasha's loud voice resounded unceremoniously in Yao Jiaxin's ears.

"Go, stay cool!" Yao Jiaxin angrily reprimanded Sasha.

"What's cool? There's no cooler place than you. You're by the window, and the autumn breeze is blowing, how cool is it? I'll just stay here. Sasha said with a hippie smile as she squeezed next to Yao Jiaxin.

"Hahaha????? Don't bother. You run into a dead-faced master, what can you do except have no rut? As soon as Meng Meng saw Yao Jiaxin with a sad face, he also laughed and laughed and made fun of Sasha.

"If you can't speak, shut up! What do you mean by my dead skin? I'm not chasing her, do I need to be dead? ”

"If you want to chase, but people have to promise you? Don't forget, people have masters?????"

"Cut, like no one wants me?" Sasha pursed her lips disdainfully.

"It's not that no one wants it, it's that no one dares to ask for it. You have a husband's master, who would dare to ask you? Who wants you, isn't that looking for a draw? ”

"Have you had enough of the trouble? There was no eye at all. I didn't see people Xinxin annoying. What's wrong Jiaxin, what's making you so sullen? Tian Tian, who had been playing with her mobile phone, asked with concern while blaming Sasha and Mengmeng.

"It's nothing, it's my little nephew. It's a headache for me. ”

"Hey, I thought it was something. That's it? How can children not be naughty? Sasha muttered disapprovingly as she sipped her drink.

"My little nephew is no ordinary naughty. That's a lot of stuff. When I get up in the morning and put on my shoes. Suddenly, I found that the crystal beads of my new shoes that I had just bought were missing. And guess what? ”

"What's wrong? Don't sell it. Continue, continue. Tian Tian urged Yao Jiaxin with interest.

"What else? Wasn't it just taken by her little nephew? Sasha muttered, still nonchalant.

"It would have been nice if he had just taken it. I found out that the crystal bead was lost, and I didn't even have to ask. He even said to me, 'I like the beads on your shoes so much that I'll give them to her.' ’

You don't know how to say: I was almost speechless. is such a little kid, and he can actually please girls. As soon as I saw his arrogant appearance, I didn't scold him angrily.

I didn't expect him to reprimand me for being stingy. The most annoying thing is my mom. She was always so indiscriminate that I shouldn't have a hard time with a child. That little guy was completely spoiled by her. ”

"Your mother is right to say that you are not wrong, and it is worth your anger for such a small matter. And still ????? with a child."

"What's all that's it? It was a new shoe that I had spent hundreds of dollars on. If he hadn't been so fearless in his head over me, would I have ignored him? Do you know the way? If you don't know what to say, don't talk nonsense. Yao Jiaxin blamed Sasha in embarrassment.

"Also, that kid is really naughty." Tian Tian echoed with the same feelings.

"Hi. How many children are not naughty now? Let's just say that the little guy in my brother's family has just finished the big class. Just use some tricky and weird brain teasers everywhere to test others. Came to our house two days ago to play.

As soon as I entered the door, he began to give me a brain teaser: if the pain was divided into twelve levels. Giving birth to a child is grade 11 pain, and being bitten by a mosquito is grade 1. So what is grade 12 pain? Guess what's the answer? ”

Sasha was also very touched while telling Yao Jiaxin and them the naughty story of her little nephew, and stopped to ask them. Yao Jiaxin and the others all looked at each other and shook their heads. Meng Meng couldn't help but asked impatiently:

"Where can we guess? Just say, stop whetting our appetites. ”

"Well, where can we guess? Just say it, right? Isn't that your fast-talking style? ”

"That little thing actually scolded me for being stupid, and said with a little face: 'Stupid, isn't being bitten by a mosquito when giving birth to a child be a twelve-degree pain?'

"Haha??????"

"Ha Lu Ha ???? Who taught this? ”

"There must be adults to teach. Otherwise. What does he know about such a little brat? Meng Meng said emphatically.

"Not necessarily. Today's kids are all goblins. Just talk about my little niece. I got sick and went to the hospital that day, and the doctor recommended a muscle injection to get rid of the fever quickly. But the little guy was in pain, so he didn't fight or live.

It took me a long time. Didn't coax her. There was really no way, so her father forcibly held her down, and the male doctor was ready. Without saying a word, he tied it up. Guess what that little guy said? ”

"Dizzy, why are you so virtuous? Are you and Sasha wearing a pair of pants or what? Yao Jiaxin saw that Tian Tian was also hanging their appetite. I didn't blame him angrily.

"Why don't we just wear a pair of pants? Who made us sisters????"

"Okay, are you still talking?" Sasha asked unappreciatively.

"What's going on? Hot face sticks to people's cold butts, right? Haha?????" Yao Jiaxin sneered with some schadenfreude.

"Don't interrupt! You still don't let people say it sweetly? Meng Meng angrily questioned Yao Jiaxin, who was hip-hop and hip-hop.

"You say yours. I laugh at mine. I didn't stop your mouth?????"

"Shut up! Tiantian, tell me quickly, what did the little guy say? Sasha scolded Yao Jiaxin and urged eagerly.

"Well, that little guy actually said, 'You men don't have a good thing!'"

"Haha?????"

"Hahaha???? Human spirits? Are these little guys really human? There are a lot of little things to know! Sasha smiled as she leaned back and smiled, muttering incessantly.

"Thisβ€”I learned this designation from her mother."

"I guess so, it must be her mother scolding her father, and the little guy will learn. Therefore, I am worried, if I have children in the future, how will I take these little guys. ”

"Yo, are you still worried about the child? I'm afraid your mother is still worried about you, an old child, right? Haha????"

"You're an old child, aren't you? What do you mean by an old child? Do you speak human words? Yes? You don't speak human ?????." (To be continued......)