Watching the kitchen knife fly towards his head, he almost didn't scream out in fright on the weekend, his guts cracked, and he didn't care about his majestic image, so he squatted down and hurriedly avoided it.

The big fat man, who has always been accustomed to following the weekend, did not enter the door with the weekend for the first time, and was standing at the door at this time smirking.

The big fat man's smile is always so silly, subtle, pursed his mouth, but he doesn't show his front teeth, just like a big girl in the boudoir.

The kitchen knife flying out of the kitchen was like a meteor, if it wasn't for the weekend to hide quickly, it is estimated that the small life would be gone, hearing the dull sound of the kitchen knife falling on the table, the weekend with black lines on his forehead swallowed saliva, shrank his head, and tentatively shouted in the direction of the kitchen: "Boss!" ”

Bang Dang!

As soon as the weekend words came out, there was a sound of pots and pans falling to the ground in the kitchen, and it was estimated that Qi Baobao couldn't hold it for a while, and he was stunned and knocked down.

Immediately afterwards, Qi Baobao's faint voice came from the kitchen: "Stinky boy, you shouldn't let Lao Tzu go if you die, right?" Your salary for this month will be burned to you in a few days...... Don't pester me...... Lao Tzu doesn't do ghost brides...... Isn't it, don't you kid ......?"

In the next second, a familiar figure appeared at the door of the kitchen.

The pure white casual pants wrapped the legs round and graceful, the pale yellow sleeveless chiffon on the body set off the body particularly attractive, the ponytail of the waistcoat was on the shoulders, stretched into the arms, the white cheeks were thrillingly beautiful, a pair of peach blossom eyes were red and swollen, and the bridge of the nose was still twitching.

Holding the kitchen door with one hand, Qi Baobao's eyes flashed with surprise, joy and other colors.

As if he couldn't help himself, seeing the weekend, Qi Baobao paused, and Jingying slid to his cheeks again.

"Bastard, you made Lao Tzu cry blind!"

Without warning, Qi Baobao suddenly flew into the arms of the weekend, desperate to fall into the arms of the weekend.

Standing on tiptoe, wrapping his arms around Weekend's neck, and rubbing his face into Weekend's arms, Baby Qi cried profusely.

"Uh......" The weekend is so scared that her soul is gone, is the female bandit a precursor to a nervous disorder or a change of law to rectify herself? From Qi Baobao lying in his arms, rubbing his nose and wiping saliva, the whole person was like a piece of wood on the weekend, his arms were greatly opened, and he made a posture of opening his arms, but he didn't dare to really hug Qi Baobao in his arms.

The big fat man seemed to see something, clumsy he was busy covering his eyes with his hands, and the whole person walked diagonally like a crab, originally he wanted to dodge, who knew that because he couldn't see the road with his eyes covered, he was not careful, and hit the glass door.

There was a muffled sound, and the big fat man who was knocked into a lot of meat and vegetables staggered, covered the door of the hit head, stumbled and hid outside the door, and ran to the street lamp on the opposite street before stopping.

The big fat man found that after just such a while, he was so hot that he was sweating profusely, and a girl's face involuntarily appeared in his mind.

Standing on the street corner, the girl has a lollipop in her hand, she smiles and hands the lollipop to the big fat man.

Thinking of the lollipop girl, the fat man grinned and fell to the ground.

……

"Stupid, are you going to die if you hug Lao Tzu?" Crying and crying, Qi Baobao didn't know if it was spring, she was crying in the arms of the weekend, she suddenly raised her head and glared at Mu Ne's weekend, and then grabbed the weekend's open arms and put it on her vest.

The most amazing thing is that after Qi Baobao did all this very strongly, he cried in his arms again on the weekend.

“……”

How?

The weekend that has always boasted of being invincible in the world of "pretending" kung fu was dumbfounded, and Qi Baobao's crying and crying again and again can be called a stunt.

Qi Baobao's body is soft and hot, especially the two balls that are close to the weekend's chest, which makes the weekend's heart swing.

People and girls have done it so obviously, simply, he doesn't pretend on weekends, originally, he thinks that the female gangster Qi Baobao is better than his daughter Red Hair Salon, AC Bar, and Silver Dynasty, so why not hug it when there is a chance?

"Don't cry, don't cry, baby, don't cry, don't cry!" On the weekend, under the banner of comforting the female gangster Qi Baobao, a pair of big hands caressed Qi Baobao's back, and occasionally felt the traces of the strap on Qi Baobao's vest in his palm, and it was even more swinging on the weekend, and he was even thinking about what it would be like if Qi Baobao took off the chiffon on her and hugged him like this again.

It's just that Qi Baobao's body is too tempting, and it's just that he was a little impulsive on the weekend, and he was ready to sublimate the relationship between the two to another level without capturing the female bandit. Therefore, on the weekend, the ghost sent a god and tried to put his hand into Qi Baobao's arms.

Obviously, the weekend failed, because as soon as his hand touched Qi Baobao's armpit along Qi Baobao's vest, there was a sharp pain in his chest.

While Qi Baobao opened his mouth and bit Zhouzhou's chest, his flexible hand like a snake reached out to Zhouzhou's waist and twisted it fiercely: "Hmph, this is a punishment for your impulsiveness!" ”

As soon as he pushed the weekend away, Qi Baobao turned his head and ran to the kitchen. God knows, when she turned her head, she thought, bastard, you don't even know how to pull me back with brute force? If you are stronger than me, can I punish you?

The weekend is not a god, how can you guess the mind of Qi Baobao, a female bandit?

Looking at Qi Baobao's plump buttocks when he walked, he even had the intention of crying on the weekend. I raised the hand that had just touched Qi Baobao's armpit and smelled it, a faint fragrance.

"Baby!" Suddenly called Qi Baobao on the weekend.

"Huh?" Qi Baobao, who had just walked into the kitchen, turned around again, stood at the kitchen door, and asked rhetorically while fiddling with the bangs in front of his forehead, "You call me?" ”

The peach blossom eyes are fluttering, and the eyes are bright.

Qi Baobao is cute, and the female bandit is cute, and she has never been able to parry it on the weekend.

"......" was already pretending to be confident enough, but as soon as he saw Qi Baobao turn around, he was a little flustered on the weekend, paused, and said, "Yes, I called you, boss......"

"You...... Special Code ...... How...... Don't go ...... Excrement...... Muyu head ...... "Originally, I heard the weekend called "baby", and Qi Baobao wanted to be gentle with the weekend once, but as soon as she heard the word "boss" squeezed out of her teeth on the weekend, she couldn't sell cuteness anymore, and almost ran away.

"Hey!" The hand that raised the hand that was ready to give a small pink fist to the weekend retracted again, and Qi Baobao softened, at this time, Qi Baobao thought of a word for the first time, "Marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog".

"What are you trying to say to me?" Qi Baobao held his cheeks with both hands and squeezed out a smile that he thought was the most moving, "Say it, if it's not too much, everyone will promise you!" ”

I swore over the weekend that the current Qi Baobao is not a female bandit, but a female nerve.

"Boss ......" in this life, I don't know why Qi Baobao shrank his head on the weekend when he was shocked, and said to Qi Baobao who deliberately sold cuteness seriously, "Didn't you say that day that you wanted me to accompany you to buy clothes, I couldn't accompany you when I had something, and it doesn't count now?" ”

"Haha! That's it? Lao Tzu also ...... "Qi Baobao smiled, the kind that laughed unscrupulously, just like winning tens of millions of lottery tickets, when people are excited, they will always reveal their original form, so although Qi Baobao deliberately pretended to be cute, but this smile, the power is gone."

Of course, Qi Baobao reacted quickly, and that hahaha wild laughter quickly turned into a chick-like cry, giggling, when laughing like this, Qi Baobao's fingers also hooked the weekend's chin, and he had the posture of teasing the innocent little virgin: "People still think you are talking about something, go now?" I'll go get my wallet. ”

In this way, Qi Baobao went shopping on the weekend, and the weekend was in the baby travel agency for more than a year, ushering in the first time in his life.

The big fat man became the chef of the baby travel agency, working part-time cashier and handyman. Seeing him go out with Qi Baobao one after another on the weekend, he just giggled, as if it was him who went shopping with Qi Baobao, it was too easy to be satisfied.

Before going out, Qi Baobao replaced her flat shoes with high heels, according to her, girls don't wear high heels, and they are embarrassed to go out at all.

The original words are like this: "Stinky boy, I don't dress pretty, how can I contrast you with a lump of cow dung?" ”

"It's true that I'm cow dung, but you're not necessarily flowers!" I held back a lot of energy over the weekend, and muttered such a philosophical sentence.

Fortunately, Qi Baobao's usually sensitive ears malfunctioned today, otherwise, maybe the female bandit would take off her high heels in front of all the men, women and children on the bus and smash a man's head.

It's past dinner time, and there are very few people on the bus, and it is precisely because of the small number of people that the weekend and Qi Baobao will become an eye-catching combination.

One is a young man in a high school uniform, silly and wooden when he laughs, and the other is an urban beauty who steps on bright red high heels, with peach blossom eyes and a seductive look.

Friend? Brother and sister? Couple? Horizontally and vertically, they are not like three.

In the end, it was Qi Baobao who took the initiative to clarify the relationship.

When she got off the car, she got out of the car on her own on the weekend, but Qi Baobao didn't want to, she stood at the door of the car, twisted and sweet and said to the weekend: "The high heels are too high, why don't you carry me out of the car?" ”

As soon as Qi Baobao said this, not only the passengers in the car, but even the weekend when he just got off the bus couldn't help but cast their eyes on Qi Baobao's chest.

Round, full, swollen, huge, self-taught weekends for several years, except for using these four words, I don't know how to describe the shock that Qi Baobao's chest brought him.

Lifting the belt of his trousers, he didn't even look at the passengers in the car on the weekend, and while bending over to stand at the door of the car carrying Qi Baobao, he complained: "You mother-in-law is really, you don't believe it if you don't wear high heels, see if I don't teach ...... tonight"

The weekend's words were not finished, because Qi Baobao's hand was twisted and twisted on his shoulder without a trace.

What's wrong with the world? Lose your marbles!

The passengers on the bus were completely dumbfounded when they saw this pair of living treasures getting off the bus like this, and a few even began to think flutteringly about how to teach Qi Baobao, the "mother-in-law", tonight and weekend, as if the thrilling and blood-boiling action movie had been staged.

Don't look at Qi Baobao's usual babbling, the female gangster character who can make decisions immediately when she does anything, but when she chooses clothes, she completely changes her person, twisting and pinching, especially when she tries on clothes to show on the weekend, her cheeks are still slightly drunk, and the taste of a little woman is full.

And on the weekend, he also changed people, usually in the baby travel agency has no lower limit to accept the exploitation of Qi Baobao, he has turned over the serf as the master's battle, Qi Baobao no matter which clothes he tried on, he resolutely shook his head, either because the price is too expensive, or because Qi Baobao's age is too naïve to wear such and such clothes.

Qi Baobao, who almost tried on the women's clothes in the entire mall, was so tired that his legs were weak, but he was still energetic on the weekend, which was completely different from the situation where other men's men sat at the door of the fitting room and played with their mobile phones boringly. Qi Baobao even began to wonder whether it was the weekend that was too girly or her Qi Baobao's grandfather.

After another set of dresses that were finally changed into was vetoed by the weekend as "too naïve", the female bandit Qi Baobao finally couldn't bear to go away, she looked at herself in the mirror and said resolutely: "I won't change!" ”

"It's really too naïve, this skirt is only suitable for seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls, your temperament is not suitable." Looking at the three numbers "888" on the label on the weekend, his hand overflowing with cold sweat pinched a few crumpled soft girl coins in his pocket, trying his best to dissuade him.

"Dare to love me, I'm old in your eyes?" Qi Baobao, with his hands on his hips, roared hysterically.

Knowing that the situation was not right on the weekend, he turned around and left.

"Bastard, you're leaving?" Qi Baobao was dumbfounded, is there such a stingy man?