Prologue Chapter 41 Several Ways to Kill Demon Beasts
Su Wen still couldn't make up his mind about some things, so he pondered and discussed with Dr. Tang: "Dr. Tang, I'm worried." You're just in time, help me come up with an idea. You see, I want to go to the palace to read, but I don't want to take exams or become an official, what do you think I should do?"
"How do I know what you should do......?" Tang Ruirui felt that if she stayed any longer, she would have problems with her intelligence. Turning around, he prepared to flee again......
Summer stopped her, "Alas.... Sister Tang, don't you still have a letter?"
Speaking of this letter, Dr. Tang couldn't leave, reluctantly turned back, took out a letter from his sleeve, threw it to Su Wen, and teased: "Your master said: "She will also take you to the banquet, Kaona Wuju...."
"Who's the master? I'm not a dog! Where is the master? This is Le Weixuan's letter?... Who sent this letter from the palace?" Su Wen scratched his head, unable to think of anyone else he knew.
Summer didn't speak through his brain: "Who else can there be?"
"Cut ......" The two despise summer together.
Summer felt that my heart was even more sore, maybe I didn't rest well, so I closed my eyes and stopped caring about these two people...
Tang Ruirui sat down again. Casually mentioned. "Then what does Le Weixuan have to do with you?"
"Children of the rivers and lakes, meet in Pingshui, do you believe it or not?" Su Wen thought about it, and he still had to leave some room for imagination when he spoke.
"I believe you are a ghost, what is the origin of Le Weixuan? Do you think I don't know? She's going to go out of her way to get you to the hospital? What do you think... Can one person get into the Tai Hospital?" Tang Ruirui was angry with Su Wen again.
"Between the two of them.... It's really nothing. I can testify that we all traveled with Miss Le from Su Xianshan. He came with him to find the book, and I was the merchant's guard. Because Brother Su saved them, so... Just for me... You're so good..."Summer's voice whispered at the end. Probably aware of the language in her words--- "Because... Therefore, the subject and object of " did not correspond before and after, and secretly glanced at Su Wen, but Su Wen did not show any dissatisfaction.
In the summer, there was a smile in the eyes, and the heart was much more comfortable.
"This Le Weixuan, there are many guards around him, and he is like a cloud, I heard that it was General Le of the Yulin Army who escorted him. How can you encounter an accident? Accidentally?... Could it be that she is sick?....... Hehe, I'll just say you're a witch doctor..."
Su Wen hadn't spoken yet, but Xia Xia was not happy, and interrupted Dr. Tang's blind guess: "What are you talking about? No matter how good Brother Le's martial arts are, he doesn't have a chance to fight demon beasts, and the demon beasts were scared away by Brother Su." ”
"Uh......" Tang Ruirui was stunned for a moment, could it be that the rumors outside were true? He said he had two fights with demon beasts, why didn't you even believe it?"
Summer burst out laughing, "Sister Tang, you're now... Don't you know what he likes to talk nonsense the most? I believed in his ghost and said that he had fought with monsters twice. Sister Tang, you weren't on the spot. More than a hundred demon beasts, seeing Brother Su, like a mouse seeing a cat, turned around and ran, and didn't bring back their heads. If there is no big brother Su here, plus ten times the Yulin army, it will have to be wiped out. To be honest, I was just thinking about begging the demon beast not to eat me while I was alive, it hurt so much......"
Thinking that he almost died on the spot that day, Xia couldn't help but shiver, and quickly turned his eyes to Su Wen, and suddenly felt a trace of warmth all over his body... His eyes were also warm. Subconsciously wanted to get closer to him... As a result, he pulled the wound, and suddenly his heart was heart-rending, and he screamed "ouch, ouch".
Tang Ruirui walked to the couch, first helped Xia Xia treat the wound, and then nodded on Xia Xia's forehead behind Su Wen's back, and teased her ear: "You stupid girl, the injury is not healed yet, what are you excited about..."
I can't wait to burrow into the ground in the summer.
Tang Ruirui glanced at Su Wen, who was being praised for being stupid, and saw that he was indeed tall and strong, full of strength. I believed a few rumors.
"Have you really killed a demon beast?" Tang Ruirui stared at Su Wen's eyes very seriously, as if he could see the truth of his words from his eyes.
"Kill.... "Su Wen didn't know why this woman was so serious. I don't feel very sure.
"How many have you killed?"
"You think you're killing chickens?.... I don't know how many they are. Su Wen decided to tell the truth, otherwise it would be more troublesome to turn his head and forget about it, he needs more lies to cover up a lie, and he may not be able to control it.
Tang Ruirui thought that Su Wen was playing haha again, such a big thing as killing demon beasts. How could I not remember? I felt a sense of powerlessness.
"You always remember how you killed it?.... Help me elaborate, I'm interested in this. I've dissected demon beasts before, and last year, the Qi people and demons led people to surround and kill one, and the corpse had been beaten into pulp when it was sent. It's a pity that there is no research value. ”
Su Wen was stunned by what he said, and secretly thought that this woman was unreliable, and she specified that she couldn't do housework, buy vegetables and cook. The problem of poor mouth is committed again.
"Why is it worthless? It's rotten, it's rotten, and it's not smelly. You can roast, you can stew, you can sauté. But I've only eaten grilled, and the taste is okay, the thigh meat is too hard, and the tenderloin is good. It's just that eating too much is a bit hot, and I usually run more after eating, so I won't get angry....... Belch... All right... Not to mention eating, it is said that the price of this pork cannot be eaten, and some other meat cannot be wasted, not to mention that this monster beast does not have swine fever, how safe it is....."
Su Wen saw that Tang Ruirui's eyes were about to burst into flames, so he had to change the topic, and he was still slandering in his heart: This girl is either not an ordinary civil servant, or she doesn't know the price of firewood and rice.
"If you want to say that this monster beast is actually easy to kill, um... How exactly is this killed? There are so many ways, which one do you want to hear first?"
"How to eat demon beasts and how to kill demon beasts?Oh my God?, don't you feed on demon beasts on the grassland?"
Su Wen thought about it, the last time he came here, he ate once in Liubao. This time, I blamed Professor Pu for bringing too little food. If you come out of Su Immortal City, you have to eat demon beasts all the way. Fortunately, this thing is big enough, and it is enough to eat for a long time. I don't know if the orangutan killed by Fan Xining's gang is considered a monster.
"That's right, only they are always dangling in front of my eyes, if I don't eat them, will I still catch rabbits? I tell you, when you catch this monster, you have to take advantage of the freshness, pick a few large pieces of fat and thin first, the taste is good, and it won't be bad..."
"Uh..... Let's not talk about eating..... Let's talk about how many ways to kill this demon beast first!!"
"No, there are a few, this demon beast can have 10,000 ways to kill. There are probably so many kinds of ones I've used, and I strangled my arm directly...... Shoot to death with a crossbow .... Throw a javelin and stab ..... Spear Piercing ..... Shot with a bow and arrow ..... Belch.... If poison is not counted, it is a dagger to cut the throat, to be honest, this is a knowledge, an important knowledge to survive in the wilderness, so that the blood is cleaned, otherwise it will smell bloody, it will taste bad, and it will not be easy to preserve...... ”
Tang Ruirui and Xia Xia had already dropped their jaws in shock, their eyes widened, their mouths opened into an "O" shape, and they couldn't speak for a long time.
Tang Ruirui said in his heart: Is this still a person? Monster, right? I have also seen legendary human demons. Can Qi Renmo compare with him?
Summer stayed for a moment, remembering the group of chimpanzee monsters I had encountered. "The group of demon beasts you scared away, did you fight with them?"
"Uh...... You're talking about the chimpanzees, right? I get angry at the mention of him, the guy was in another place, and they killed a few of them. I went to cut off a leg and ate it for days. Belch..... Forget it, let's not talk about eating. The little one that came back was the fool with the knife, you remember?"
The more Su Wen spoke, the more depressed he became: Alas... Dysphoria... Women nowadays don't like to cook...... I can't talk about cooking pleasantly.
"Hmm.... Of course I remember, it seems to be their leader, and it looks so big and scary. ”
"Boss, I'm telling you... That's a retard. Two days later, I was walking on the road, and the mentally retarded man with a bunch of cubs found a valley to ambush me. I shot and slashed them, killed them all the time, and overturned them all over the place.... Alas!..... Don't you see, the goods are more than 100 meters away from me and still command.... I couldn't get angry, so I took the time to shoot him with an arrow, and guess if I did?"
Summer is the right audience. "Sounds so dangerous, besieged by a group of demon beasts? Can you still find time to shoot him with an arrow??.... How many meters did you say? Your 100 meters is more than 150 steps for us, with your archery skills?..... I guess it must have been luck?"
"Hey.. Hey, you still know me, my archery skills were still taught by you later, and it was even worse at the time. I was going to scare him, but the arrow was more than a meter away from him. And guess what?"
"What's wrong? Didn't?"
"More than a meter away, of course you can't shoot, but that fool caught the arrow in his hand, oops..... But it made me laugh ......"
"And then?" "Summer's heart was beating faster as she listened....
"Hey, hey, hey......" Su Wen clutched his stomach and laughed wildly, guess what,... I smeared medicine on the arrows..... The arrow had cut his hand. This thing is dragging a half-paralyzed body, and the one that rolls is called a fast ....."
"And then?"
"Then it was the caravan? It's two or three hundred miles away from the place where the fight was before, right? What a coincidence, I met him again,.... Thanks to the fact that he ran so fast when he saw me, I would have chopped him up to make dumpling filling..... Seriously, I really haven't eaten this monster dumpling. I have a friend who likes to eat dumplings, and he can eat a basin ....... a meal."
Tang Ruirui came to his senses, and saw that he was going to eat demon beasts again, although he wanted to say that he was afraid that this meal was a demon beast, right? Busy bringing the topic back:
"Ugh....... So you two, are you chasing him, or is he chasing you? Why do I think you're chasing him?"
"I really didn't think about this, the next time I see him, I'll have to catch him and ask. Su Wen was also very curious, and began to think about a hundred ways to catch demon beasts.
Tang Ruirui said seriously: "I also hope you catch one, I think they can communicate.... I've checked all kinds of classics, and there are many people who think that monsters are actually ...... with people Just as smart!!"
"Sister Xia, this is not unusual?..... Everybody knows that. "Summer is a careful reminder, why is your IQ falling down?
"Oh...... Sorry, I didn't make it clear," Tang Ruirui straightened her sideburns, "I liked small animals when I was a child, and I wanted to be a veterinarian." When I was studying medicine, there was no distinction between doctors and animals, and then I had a lot of friends in the veterinarian, and I liked to use them to dissect animals. There are several masters who have dissected complete demon beasts. Guess what's the difference between this monster and a beast?"
Su Wen wanted to ask whether he liked small animals or dissected small animals? This logical relationship is a bit strange. But since it comes to demon beasts, Su Wen has been busy with this matter, and he is still confused. It's rare to meet someone with the same interests and hobbies, and immediately leave other things behind, and worry that there are too many clues to remember, so I take out a pen and paper. Seriously:
"I also often study demon beasts, based on my experience and analysis: First, there are more demon pills whose purpose is unknown. Second, the fangs are long and sharp. Third, the brain is a little bigger. Fourth, the hides are too tough. When encountering a problem that he often thinks about, Su Wen rarely thinks clearly.
"You like to eat brain flowers, don't you?"
"Don't be noisy, do business" Su Wen was so easy to get serious, and he was rarely stern.
Summer had never seen him so serious, so stern, he lowered his head aggrievedly, and stopped talking with tears in his eyes. scolded in my heart: You have no conscience, why don't you murder Dr. Tang......
Tang Ruirui is a medical student, and there are few professions that are more rigorous and organized than doctors throughout the ages, and I like Su Wen's current performance.
"Childe is very right, and several masters also said the same. I remember that the master said this difference, first, the fangs are made of gold rather than gold, and the old Su once asked the craftsman to grind the fangs more finely, which can magnify the object a hundred times. There are a few of them in the Taiyi Pavilion, and after enlargement, after careful observation, it is found that the structure of the fangs is extremely special, like jagged teeth, and the sharpness is abnormal. Second, as Childe said, the brain of this demon beast is different from that of ordinary animals, and it is slightly larger than the common ones. The part of the brain that is responsible for movement is not too different from that of beasts. This part of the thinking and memory is similar to the human brain. It seems to be a combination of the best of the two, and evolution is extremely mysterious. Third, the effect of the demon pill is very great, but I don't know the effect on the demon beast. Fourth, no matter what kind of monster beast, the structure of the animal skin is divided into many layers, which is both strong and tough. ”
Su Wen keenly discovered a few things, first of all, there should be a microscope here, which is one step away from the development of microscopy. The second is their anatomy, which is high enough to study the function of every part of the brain. Now it seems... The development of civilization in the former Soviet Union was on a par with that of the earth, so why did it stagnate or regress in the past 300 years?
Then a question was asked, "What is it?"
Tang Ruirui had just entered the normal rhythm when she was choked by Su Wen's low-level question.
"It's worn by the old man to read, and it can be enlarged.... Mirror....." Seeing that Tang Ruirui didn't speak, Xia lowered his head and replied timidly, but he was afraid that he would make Su Wen angry if he answered wrong.
"How do you talk like a mosquito? Sure enough, I guessed correctly, reading glasses are reading glasses, what kind of clouds are you pulling, why do you have such an elegant name?.... Belch.... I'm afraid it's not "love... Wear "don't you like to wear it...."
Summer lowered her head, the grievances in her heart became even stronger, and she was kind enough to help you solve your difficulties, but she scolded me again... That's it... It's rare for you to be serious for a while... If you want to scold, scold you...... If my wounds are healed....... It's hard to think about the world... Alas... But I look forward to it, this scolding is endless, and it is better than this situation to be recalled....
Su Wen finally found a lover, and he was afraid that he would go back to his past single days, where would he dare to care about other women's thoughts... But I also felt that I had overtalked and wanted to make amends.
"Miss Xia, don't take it to heart, I forgot that your injury is not healed, you should rest more and talk less. Do you want to drink water?"
Summer is thinking: Scold me and scold me..... Now I'm starting to think I'm annoyed by talking, and I'm getting in the way of the two of you. I!!...... Hum... Then I'm not going out either..... I'm mad at you....
Su Wen took a glass of water and saw that Xia ignored him, and he was embarrassed, thanks to Tang Ruirui, he thought of another thing,
"Master Su, there is not much difference between this demon beast and ordinary beasts, in your opinion, why can't humans beat it?"
"Isn't that much of a difference? Let me analyze whether you see it right. Let's not talk about war, let's talk about the battle between the two. There are two things in battle, "attack and defense"
Attacker, the weapon is good enough. The best weapons on both sides are the fangs of the demon beasts, and the demon beasts are still original. Other weapons can't do much damage to the monster skin, and humans can only rely on shields and spears to defend, and bows and arrows can barely cause damage. than attacking, humanity is completely defeated.
Shou, the two sides are also demon beast skins to demon animal skins, and the two are equivalent. Most people don't have monster leather armor. Humans have the advantage of walls, shields, and numbers, and they are slightly superior to those who defend the city.
Those who fight, with the right fit, with the odd victory. Without the city wall, humans can't even do it, and the monsters are not stupid, and they won't confront you in the wild. Roundabout, interspersed, rushing to the back road, intercepting and killing support. Which one is better than the monster? So of course, the demon beast won with a miracle.
Originally, I thought that humans were crushed by the number of monsters, but now I know that humans are the ones who survive by numbers. If the number of demon beasts is a little larger, it will also form what you call the national war and the Korean war. As long as the city is broken, the gods can't save it...
Su Wen has no other hobbies besides boxing, but the fat man loves military. The two grew up together, played poor together, and talked with fat people every day. Not to mention proficient, but there is still a foundation to fool people....
"So, humanity should be at a disadvantage, but how do you win?"
Su Wen recalled the information he had recently compiled. replied seriously: "Frankly speaking, one is luck, the hand-to-hand fight with the leopard demon, the leopard demon is only four months old, less than half of my weight." I studied it carefully later, and this leopard demon is two months older, and the one who died is definitely me.
The second is weapons, once I brought twenty crossbow arrows, not to mention the big size, the arrow cluster is also extremely sharp, and then carefully recalled that it should be a special crossbow arrow to deal with demon beasts in the elite army of the Song Kingdom.
It can be regarded as the most powerful weapon of mankind, but even if it is such a sharp weapon, whether it is thrown with the speed of a horse or shot with a crossbow, it will only hurt the demon beast. The hardness and toughness of this blade are no match for my spear and bow. ”
As he spoke, Su Wen walked to the corner of the house and took out the head of the spear, and lightly scratched it on the wrapped animal skin, and a piece of skin fell in response.
Tang Ruirui picked up the skin, only to find that this dirty package, which was usually thrown at random in the corner of the house, was actually a demon beast skin!!
"Tyrannical creatures... Do you know how much this skin is worth? at least it's my salary for three years..."Tang Ruirui couldn't cry or laugh again...
"I know it's valuable, but as soon as I entered the city, I was locked up here, where can I sell it? If you like it, you can take it, but it's not for you, I'll give you a drawing, and you can help me get a bag to put things in." ”
Su Wen has already figured it out, not only will this Taiyi Pavilion not be allowed to enter, but it will not be able to go out... Staying inside is like going to jail.
Besides, using animal skins to make bags is heavy and easy to get dirty.... The point is that it is inconvenient to take weapons. When there was nothing to do, I started drawing drawings with paper and pen in hand.