Early morning. Huang Siyan went to work, his son Xiaodouzi, came from his grandmother's house outside the gate to study, this day was on Sunday, he finished his homework last night, and today he went to the farmers' market with his father to play, and he was also a teenager and a half-year-old, it was the year of naughty mischief, for a while he grabbed the electric horn of his mother's three fat men and shouted to sell tofu, and for a while he rode his father's electric car, wandering around in the small square of the market, riding from east to west, riding from west to east, refusing to stay. Like him, there is another frequent visitor at the farmer's market, that is, the son of Hongxing, nicknamed the Great General, nicknamed Hanging Gray. This child was born with a tiger head and a tiger brain, very gratifying, when the county magistrate of Hong County, looking at the nephew's majestic and strong, thick legs and big hands, he smiled and said: "This child was born with a very official appearance, look at this big head and annoyance, it must be a flexible mind, this son is the pillar of the country, and he will definitely achieve a great career in the future, and the name is called the general." ”

Hong Xing Niu Er, very much in favor of this name, shouted in unison: "Good, good!" The general is bigger than the division commander and the army commander, and he may be able to cheer up the general, and he may not be able to get a minister. ”

Things in the world are often unsatisfactory, and people are not as good as heaven, and the good wishes of Hong and Niu to hope for their son Jackie Chan will soon be shattered. On the surface, the general with thick legs and brains has nine and a half of ten heart eyes, and half of the heart eyes are missing. I didn't know how to count at the age of three, and I graduated from kindergarten at the age of seven, and I couldn't count it on ten fingers. Ten years old is still in the first grade, other people's children, reading and writing in the classroom, he plays on the playground alone, drills under the table tennis board, or climbs up along the iron pipe of the blue ball rack, climbs enough, and then grabs the iron pipe with his hand to turn around, learns the donkey to grind, and then is tired, so he lies on the table tennis board to sleep. No teacher can control him, and whoever asks him to study, he will scold him. One sentence after another, I don't know where he learned this bullshit, who to catch and scold. It is now compulsory education, and everyone has the right to be educated. The first-grade female teacher, who was outspoken and fast-talking, was a college student who had just graduated from the normal school, and said to Hongxing: "Your general is a mentally handicapped child with dementia, and he is not suitable for studying, so you are a parent." You should know what to expect. ”

The teacher was kind and kind, but Hong Xing turned her face with the teacher at that time, glared at the teacher and scolded: "Your child is demented, and your whole family is mentally retarded!" Dare to underestimate my son, he is the life of the general! The pillars of the country, you teachers, all sharp-beaked monkey gills, how can you compare to my son's majesty! Can't teach well. Delayed the splendid future of my general, your school must compensate for the loss, and focus on cultivating this special talent! Teachers can't teach. Ask the principal to teach in person. The general is his father, but the famous Niu Erniu boss, it's not okay to wait slowly! ”

A teacher came up to him and said, "He won't come into the classroom, so he's going to make a fuss." If you don't go into the house, how can we teach wow? "That's easy, get the whole class out for class." It's also possible to specialize in teachers. Anyway, socialism doesn't starve people to death, and you can't teach such excellent talents, you are all stupid. ”

The general stood next to his mother, one by one, cheering his mother on, and said nothing else. The principal of the primary school had no choice but to say: "Even if you have this request, I will write a report to the Education Commission and apply for some funds to cover the large classroom for the special use of the general's classmates." ”

When Hong Xing heard this, she was very happy, and she had a special person? Still a big classroom? It's worth it! smiled at the moment, called his son home, and waited wholeheartedly for the special allocation to come down and build a large classroom for her general's son. Isn't she selling cooked meat at the market? When people say that her son's special fund is earmarked, blowing branches and leaves, it is amazing, and everyone else covers their mouths and laughs, she blushes without realizing it, but is even more proud. In a few days, I will go to the school to find the principal and ask about the special funds. The principal had no choice but to push her and say, "I handed in the report early, and the boss hasn't approved it yet." With such a heavy matter, it is estimated that the small departments below will not be able to make the decision, and they may ask the senior management to make a final decision. When it comes to the level of generals, do ordinary clerks dare to call the shots? It's a big thing about whether you can get out of the way, and if you make a mistake, this toilet can't be built. ”

"Toilets?"

"Oh, it's wrong, it's a hall! Go back, as soon as I have the letter, I will inform you immediately, but your general, you have to come to study normally, and the big man can't delay it. ”

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Hong Xing walked in front of the office door, and accidentally saw Widow Sun combing her hair in the office, so she leaned over and said in a weird way: "My mother, I have become a big boss, and I am still sitting in the office!" Topped Li Er, right? ”

Huang Siyan said angrily: "Go out, don't talk nonsense here!" ”

"Yo, I'm still angry. The surname is Huang, am I hindering the good things of the two of you? I don't want to see you two ugly. ”

"Hanging Ashes!" Hong Xing's son, the general, got his head out of his mother's armpit, and added such a sentence without being light or salty. The angry Huang Siyan was anxious, but in the face of this big and small two pieces of cattle tendons and two sticks, he was helpless.

Suddenly, Hong Xing covered her crotch and shouted, "Oh, it's not good, this month is here again." He turned around, clamped his legs, and ran towards the women's bathroom.

The leather donkey came to the market to buy spices for boiling chicken, and saw Hong Xing running from the office to the thatched house with his legs between his legs, and felt strange, so he went straight to the door of the office and glanced inside. He grabbed the general and asked, "Hanging ashes, what's wrong with your mother?" ”

The general broke away from the donkey's hand, glanced at him and said, "You don't know this, wow, our mother has a problem, and she will urinate blood at the end of the month." ”

"Hi, hi! Little Wang Eight Lambs, I can't study, I know a lot of things, and I am a big ghost. Bring a carrot to your mother, she knows how to make it! ”

Widow Sun said, "Donkey, accumulate some virtue, and the good boy will also teach you badly." ”

Four eyes said: "Auntie, your stepmother is in vain, Hong Xing, she doesn't recognize you." ”

"Alas, I'm just having a clear conscience, she's not human, I can't be like her, so won't I become a human being?"

Four Eyes and the Donkey nodded at the same time, agreeing with Widow Sun.

The donkey went to the market to buy condiments, and when he came out, he saw the general and the little bean of Huang Siyan's family, and the two were arguing about something in the courtyard. In the hands of the two, one of them took a small stone, and only listened to Xiaodouzi say: "Let's try to see whose interests are at stake, and the family will produce a general." ”

The general said, "Bet it? Race! ”

The leather donkey was naturally good-looking and lively, and he bent down with his hands behind his back to listen to the two children's vindictiveness.

Xiaodouzi asked, "Who is from your family?" ”

"My family has my mother's general!" The general threw the stone in his hand in front of him.

"That's good. I don't have a mother at home, I came out of our big black dog, it's a male dog, it's very strong. Little Bean also threw the stone out of his hand.

The leather donkey asked the general: "His family has a male dog, and your family has your mother, what is it like?" ”

"each other and see who can win!"

"Ha, ha, ha!" The donkey couldn't help but laugh heartily, and he patted the general on the shoulder and said, "Your father is a dog." ”

Hong Xing ran over and asked, "What's the matter?" Laugh at your donkey daddy like this? ”

The general reported to him confidently: "If he scolds our father, I will scold his father!" Two competitions, his family has a big black dog, our mother, you go into battle in person, dogs are not as smart as people anyway, let's see who whom? In the end, our family will definitely win. ”

The leather donkey added to Hong Xing: "It's a big male dog over there!" ”

Hong Xing was anxious when she heard this: "Can people and dogs do it?" It's not fair! If you really want to compete, ask his father to come out in person! "Ha, ha, hey! Ha, "The leather donkey listened to Hong Xing's high talk, and immediately smiled and leaned back, a bag of pepper and a bag of fennel in his hand had already fallen to the ground, the wrapping paper was also broken, and the pepper particles were sprinkled on the ground??????

"Living treasure, the real two living treasures wow!" The donkey laughed breathlessly, and tears burst into laughter. Laughing enough, he picked up the paper bag on the ground, shook his head slightly, and walked out of the market.

Hong Xingleng was on the spot, recalling the words of the donkey just now, judging whether Fang Cai's conversation was appropriate. The general pulled his fucking hand and said proudly: "Mom, don't worry, we can't suffer, you don't know, I took him an anise while he wasn't paying attention." ”

Hong Xing stared at the back of the leather donkey, and said thoughtfully: "Son, fight wits and courage, you are not ready yet." Let's go, go to the school and ask, have you dedicated the special funds? It seems that it is not possible to focus on training. In the future, I will break into this vegetable market, I will not have enough wisdom, my mind will not be able to keep up, and I will give you the burden of selling pig's head meat, I am not at ease. (To be continued......)