Chapter 420: A Thousand Cups Don't Get Drunk The King
PS: Hehe, embarrassed to run away.
King Ding looked at Yuyue with his eyes, and he flickered a little, remembering that Wang Laosi said, this Yuyue didn't seem to know what's going on, and didn't know that King Xian was the wood she had saved, and then think about King Xian's amnesia, hehe, interesting, isn't he also amnesia, does it have anything to do with this little girl. The truth is confirmed, but I don't know
"Have you ever seen King Xian before?"
"I've seen it, drunk!" Yuyue pouted.
"I mean, before, in Yongqing County, and on your way to find your brother?" Dingwang's tone made Yuyue feel that she was facing a trafficker. "No, if you see it, I must remember, the smell of wine stinks to death." Yuyue said. By the way, I will send two white eyes.
Well, there will definitely be no result if you continue to ask like this, and King Dingwang will shut up.
"I think you have this thing for several of your uncles, what is it?"
"It's medicine, the medicine my master gave me, if you are sick, you can take other medicine, you can take other medicine, it's really a serious illness, or poisoning, in short, when it's life-threatening, you just open the lid, only use one or two drops, take it with warm water, and the medicine will get rid of the disease, as I said first, no matter my uncle and uncle, as well as your uncle, uncle, and my father, I only have one bottle, I don't have any inventory in my hand, even the princess and aunt I have no filial piety!"
"So smart?"
King Ding was secretly happy in his heart, those people had this kind of small bottle hanging around their necks, he had known it for a long time, and he always thought that there must be something strange, Fan Qianhe was injured last time, and then he was rescued. The Praetorian Guard Battalion also has records, but I don't remember exactly what kind of medicine it is, it seems. It was the little girl's master who did it, and immediately lifted the hair and hung it around her neck.
Yuyue put on an expression that you don't believe it, and reached out to get it back, but saw that this person had already put the small bottle on his chest and pressed it proudly.
"Duduplicity, lord. This bottle you hang on your chest, it's still good for your heart, hehe, take good care of it! ”
"You didn't even want to give the saint one?" King Ding still has filial piety. lowered his voice and whispered in Yuyue's ear.
"Cut, give you this to the Holy One, do you dare? I gave you this prince with the guts to send it, who is the saint. That's the Son of Heaven. In case this medicine doesn't work for the Son of Heaven, how many heads will I have to cut off? ”
Yuyue told him the truth, and King Ding also knew that this emperor's uncle was not a good day, and the food he ate was not necessarily as much as he ate, alas, it was too cold in the high places!
King Ding patted his red groom's robe: "Let's go, little girl." I'm going to have to go there for a toast. If you can drink without getting drunk, you will be developed......"
"What's so hard about drinking and not getting drunk?" Yuyue said to this person as she walked.
"If it's really useful, the king owes you a big favor!"
"It's so cheap, it's impossible to ......"
Obviously, Yuyue wants something else, and the favor is not valuable, especially this kind of person who has just been promoted to the secret uncle, so naturally he can't be cheap. Yu Yue smiled and took out a pill from the small bamboo bag. Place in the palm of your hand on a flat scale. The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, Yuyue didn't dare to say this sentence, who calls people small, but this medicine is really ready to be sold at this unit price. Don't talk about the medicine inside, just say this, hehe, the price of the packaged box is not bad, you know, it's a Huanghuali box, although it is made of scraps, but it's also Huanghuali, isn't it? Yuyue is very open.
"You girl, why does this king look more and more inauthentic?"
"I also think that I have a bad temperament when I see money, but who told us to be poor and scared before?"
"Now you are rich, and you still sell this medicine at a high price."
"Lord Wang, this is not high, the person who took my medicine is fame and fortune, no matter how I count my money, I also earn it above board, and the person who buys my medicine is also wise and correct."
"Tell me, what is the name of your medicine and what are the benefits?" King Ding came interested.
"Is it a hero if a thousand cups are not poured? Hehe, I want to see how to calculate it, the prince is a smart person, this account can't be calculated, today, you are the groom? ”
"My bridegroom can't be the big one."
"Hehe, then you are going to get drunk today and sleep until you return to the door?" The drum has to be hammered, how did this person become stupid?
As soon as King Ding heard this, he suddenly remembered those unscrupulous elements who came to congratulate him today, did he have a guest who came with a wine jar? I've just done this for a few people, but now it's a few people for myself. Is. Causal cycles.
"Make an offer, but if it doesn't work, you can watch!" King Ding took the medicine, opened it, and viciously.
"The price is easy to say, Uncle Dark will look at it."
"What Uncle Dark?" King Ding was stunned, and suddenly remembered what he had just said, this can be regarded as turning light into darkness? Is.
"I chewed this pill before drinking, and after two moments, any wine was like white water."
King Ding threw the pill into his mouth, put the empty pill box to Yuyue and said, Let's have another pill, the uncles who returned to the door of the three dynasties are also from the wine jar! ”
Yuyue took the medicine box over, and then handed a box out, this one is bigger, King Ding opened it and took a look, hehe, six pills. The little girl really has a conscience. touched Yuyue's flower bun and left with the eunuch with him. Yuyue smiled and followed the grandmother back to the courtyard where the female dependents were.
"Yue'er, what did King Ding say to you?"
"Buy medicine!" Yuyue was very honest and said to her stepmother. Miss Gao is really impure in thought, and she wants to be crooked directly, and her face is not good, and she wants to have a seizure.
"What? Buying medicine? Yulan also wanted to be crooked, and screamed at Yuyue in a low voice.
"Yes, Uncle Dingwang said that he used to play tricks on others, and now people come to congratulate me with wine jars and ask me to buy some hangover medicine."
"Hangover medicine, I thought, but this medicine works?" The stepmother breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's okay, anyway, it's impossible to get King Ding drunk today."
"So confident? What do you call him, though? Uncle? ”
"Hehe, King Ding said, he ......" Miss Gao and Princess Yulan both breathed a sigh of relief, Yulan is a princess, but royal women can't interfere in politics, so it is not very useful to be powerful, and there is no solution to the Gao family's predicament today, if there is this person, it will be a little easier.
Some people's amnesia is the best outcome for everyone.
King Ding's wedding banquet was not very good, Yuyue said that she didn't eat a single fresh dish, and the taste was too similar to that made by the chef of "Yipin Xian", and she thought that she could eat the food cooked by the imperial chef, which was really disappointing. After eating, Yuyue followed her stepmother home, naturally she didn't see the group of people who finally withdrew from Dingwang's Mansion, it was the leader of the shopkeeper. The former shopkeeper has been struggling in Dingwangfu for more than three days. In the end, when King Ding entered the cave room, he returned to "Yipin Xian" with the big guy.
Miss Gao and Princess Yulan were not good at staying in Dingwangfu to watch, looking at what effect Dingwangye had after eating Yuyue's sobering pills, both of them were very curious, and they actually left an informant to inquire about the news of Dingwangfu. In fact, these informants are not necessary, and King Ding's marriage this time is truly majestic. One person fought five people, drank the five people and slept under the table with the tablecloth, the three princes were carried back to the house by the subordinates, and the imperial doctor was summoned that night, and I heard that I also induced vomiting, and it took seven or eight days to come out and walk around, but the king was proud of the spring breeze that night, and returned to the cave room steadily.
There are a lot of people who are not convinced, King Dingwang is a filial son, no one does not know the amount of alcohol he drinks, this is simply too abnormal, there must be a demon when things are abnormal, the next day, a few fox friends who woke up in the guest courtyard of Dingwang's mansion sat directly on the breakfast table of Dingwang's house, Dingwang's mansion is the largest, and it is okay to sleep until the sun is three poles, but according to the rules, you have to enter the palace today to kowtow to the emperor to thank you, Zhong Wuyan looked at the good friends who were sitting in the dining room waiting to eat early, so she had to grit her teeth and make breakfast.
What's the matter with these ancestors, don't they have a home? Princess Zhong knows that she is married, so she has to be a good woman, don't be too irritable, this world is so beautiful, how can she be so irritable? Princess Zhong's concentration and self-hypnosis went back to her grandmother's house with a gust of wind when she saw the superb "Wuliangye" that these people put on the table. Forget it, there is no mother-in-law and father-in-law above to control themselves, life, how to go smoothly.
"What do you mean?"
"Hehe, third sister-in-law, we just mean the same thing, we were fooled yesterday, how could the amount of alcohol in the third child be so high all of a sudden, he must drink fake wine, this is not good, it is not enough for the buddy to be righteous......"
King Ding heard that these masters didn't go home, so when he was waiting for breakfast, he took out the sobering pill and ate it, and then came out to save face:
"I don't know, are people in good spirits on happy occasions?"
"Who knows, really, don't say so much, drink some Huishen wine today!"
In the early morning of the early morning, King Ding didn't want to entangle with them more, he had to enter the palace on time to thank him, it was going to be late, the queen mother didn't say anything, this emperor really passed the pass.
"Let's clear the door! I'm in a hurry! King Ding's eyes quickly grabbed his newly appointed princess, and made me feel at ease, Zhong Wuyan gritted his teeth and was patient. Look at what these people are playing in front of the door.
The result soon came into being, King Ding drank water and generally put three catties of Wuliangye in a clean light, and watched with sparkling eyes as the four difficult brothers drank their three catties, and then, a faction gently supported his wife, entered the palace to face the saint, and when the unlucky four people were drunk to death, they only saw the new robe of King Ding's red......
Is there a heavenly principle, is there a heavenly reason in this world, I am almost drunk, how come this thing has nothing to do? This is a trace of unevenness that Jin Lao Er's mind rolled in before he closed his eyes. (To be continued......)