Chapter 214: Siege
In the fierce cake war, everyone has long been unable to care about what team is not a team! As long as you see someone, wipe it, and throw it away if you can't wipe it! Anyway, you can fix it as much as you want!
This kind of individual melee is more intense than a team scuffle, and there are really not many people who can be spared in such a scene, except for someone, of course.
The five people on Xu Chenjun's side are quite agile and have dodged the 'rain of bullets' from the others, but even so, the other four people have more or less some cream on their bodies, although they are 'injured', the impact is generally not great, but at least they are 'shot'.
Only Xu Chenjun is so clean that it makes people angry!
That's right, it's anger! How can it be kept clean in such a situation?
I don't know who first discovered Xu Chenjun's 'clean', and then everyone knew, and everyone stared at him viciously, even his four 'wives' looked at him with bad intentions. But when they looked at the cake, they found that they had already run out of ammunition and had no ammunition at all! I don't know who used the cake in the end, and now I don't have any 'weapons' in my hands!
"Are you looking for this?" Xu Chenjun was very embarrassed to hold a plate of cakes, this cake was treasured by him from the beginning to the present has been useless, just now he used his skillful body to wander among the crowd, did not attack or be hit, so the cake he prepared at the beginning is still intact.
Looking at the group of men and women in front of him whose faces were almost too difficult to identify, he felt a special sense of accomplishment, and if he wanted to dodge with his outstretched hand, it was impossible for anyone to hit him.
"Yikes! Bastard, how can you be so clean! Kim Taeyeon couldn't stand it anymore, next to her was a mirror in the living room, and when she turned her head to look at herself in the mirror, she was like a little flower cat now, and her image had long been gone!
Taeyeon was the captain of the young age, so Zheng Yunhao and the others were the ones who 'took care' of her the most when they attacked, although she was shot a lot, but she also fought back. Originally, Taeyeon's 'record' was quite brilliant, but look at Xu Chenjun, and then look at himself in the mirror. He was completely unaffected, and he dared to be so embarrassed in front of her, which made her unbearable at all!
Especially Xu Chenjun is still standing in front of her now, if she doesn't 'kill' Xu Chenjun, then this person is not Taeyeon.
rushed forward and was ready to snatch the cake in Xu Chenjun's hand, and the rest of the people also followed Taeyeon's footsteps, preparing to attack Xu Chenjun.
Hit him with a cake?
Don't be kidding, it's even more unreliable, every time you throw yourself at him, it's always the other people behind him, even yourself!
And this time the situation has changed slightly, although the 'firepower' is insufficient, only the last piece of cake in Xu Chenjun's own hand remains, but this cake can no longer pose any threat in the eyes of this group of guys, anyway, the whole body is already full of cakes, what does it matter if there is more?
How hard is it to break a jar and break it?
At this moment, Xu Chenjun has been surrounded by the 'big army', and he can't find a place to hide for him if he wants to hide, just when everyone thought that Xu Chenjun would be captured like this, Xu Chenjun smiled at Taeyeon who took the lead.
Taeyeon felt a little strange, and suddenly found that Xu Chenjun's hand holding the cake suddenly moved, and a milky white cake hit his face from the side, and subconsciously blocked the side with his hand, but Xu Chenjun's original goal was not on the side, but on the front!
His hand was so fast that the cake shifted an aspect halfway through at a fairly fast pace.
“bingo! Right in the middle of the heart! The trick succeeded, and Xu Chenjun's hand proudly stroked Taeyeon's face 'gently', although there was still a layer of cake in the middle.
finally broke free from Xu Chenjun's 'clutches', Taeyeon was completely stunned, she didn't expect that she would be hit like this, and she would be so ruthless! If you use the words in CS to describe it, it is a headshot! How can Taeyeon not be angry, how can she not be angry?
Taeyeon, who was in a state of rage, didn't pay attention to her eyes covered by the cake at all, and the first way that came to her little head was to directly hit Xu Chenjun with her cream-stained face, she was so miserable, she definitely couldn't let that guy have a good time!
Originally, Xu Chenjun could easily dodge, but Taeyeon's momentum was very urgent, if he dodged like this, there would be a hard wall behind him, and he would definitely be injured if he hit it like this, and it was not light.
Taeyeon didn't think about whether she would bump into Seo Chenjun at all, nor did she think about whether she would get hurt if she didn't bump into him, she just wanted to take revenge on this 'ruthless' man angrily.
"Bang!" A loud bang resounded throughout the house!
Completely unexpected but reasonable, Xu Chenjun did not dodge, nor did he block it with his hands, allowing Taeyeon to crash into his arms.
"Taeyeon, you're too ruthless!" The sound just now was the sound of Xu Chenjun's back hitting the wall, and Xu Chenjun also pretended to be hit in pain.
Most of the cream on Taeyeon's face also stuck to Xu Chenjun's clothes, and when she pushed aside the 'fog' in front of her, Taeyeon found that there was a wall behind Xu Chenjun......
Even if you're lucky, you'll have at least a mild concussion!
So Xu Chenjun didn't dare to dodge, and he couldn't dodge, Taeyeon habitually took a convulsion from time to time, Taeyeon in a convulsive state never thought about the consequences, when she heard that loud noise, she was a little sober, if she really let her crash down, things would really go big!
Xu Chenjun pretended to be in pain, which made Yun'er, Sika and Pani feel a little distressed, "Chenjun, it's okay." ”
The third daughter looked a little anxious and worried, and Xu Chenjun was speechless for a while, what she wanted to deceive was actually only Taeyeon, but she didn't expect that the appearance she pretended to do not deceive Taeyeon, but deceived her three wives.
Xu Chenjun sneered, "Haha, it's okay, it's okay, in fact, I just want to make a joke to scare Taeyeon, how can it be so easy to get hurt." ”
"Smack!" Xu Chenjun's body made a soft sound again, this time it was given to him by Sika, she was really worried just now, and she still blamed Taeyeon in her heart.
"I should have known that you guy's thick skin and thick flesh would be fine, so I'm worried in vain, damn it!" Sika gritted her teeth and continued to slap Xu Chenjun, but the loud noise just now frightened her, because if it was a normal person who was hit by Taeyeon like this, she would really lose half her life.
Even if he knows that Xu Chenjun's physique is different from ordinary people, worrying is always unavoidable.
The most important thing is that this guy's acting skills are so good, what he pretends to look like, it's really hard to see anything in a moment.
Xu Chenjun has now gradually figured out the number of Sika's paths, and each time it is such a fixed few moves, in fact, Sika is only temporarily unable to express his emotions in words, and his head is in a state of panic, so he will choose to use violence.
The best solution now is to hold her tightly in your arms.
Xu Chenjun did so, taking Sika's petite body into his arms, and said in as gentle a tone as possible, "I'm sorry to worry you." ”
“Wow!!!” The male wolf friends on the side all let out a burst of wolf howls, seeing the warm scene in front of them, few people would not like it, their eyes were already full of envy, of course, this is also what they can't envy.
Sika was shy, but unwilling to leave that intoxicating embrace.
"The cake is also smashed, and everyone has a mark on it, now you are satisfied, hurry up and clean up the venue."
As soon as Xu Chenjun talked about the problem of tidying up, he looked at the house that was not much worse than the landfill, and all of these guys had such and such reasons......
"Chenjun, you also know that TVXQ has been busy recently, and there is still an advertisement to shoot later, so we will leave first." Saying that, Shen Changmin pulled Zheng Yunhao, who was still looking around in a daze, and left here at a sprint speed close to that of world sprint champion Usain Bolt.
Just wanted to stop it, a few of SJ and shinee's goods have slipped through the back door!
"OPPA, I still have TV series to be busy, you guys keep playing and have fun." Park Ji-yeon pulled up IU and Bae so-ji and left in a hurry, and Seo Chenjun had no way to take these little girls, especially Ji-yeon, a ghost.
couldn't stop it, and in the end, Xu Chenjun could only give up in despair.
As soon as he turned around, he saw that the five girls of F(x) were all looking at him with pitiful eyes, and even the remaining five girls of Girls' Generation were looking at him with the same eyes.
"Ahh I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy, I knew I wouldn't have let you have this party at my house. Xu Chenjun was already a little crazy, if they wanted to sneak away or find some other reason, he could still say a few words, but the most unbearable thing for him was to be looked at like this.
Now Xu Chenjun is really a bit like the old Chinese proverb describes: Zhu Bajie is not a person inside and outside when he looks in the mirror!
Scratching his hair frantically, he finally chose to give in, "Forget it, forget it, you guys go." ”
“Yes!” Tearful tactical success! This method is the best way for Xiujing and Sunny to discuss the best way to deal with Xu Chenjun, they all know that Xu Chenjun's biggest weakness is that he is too soft-hearted, he eats soft and does not eat hard, as long as he puts down his posture and begs him, or pretends to be pitiful, he will lose his sense of proportion.
Just like now, one person or two people may Xu Chenjun can still refuse ruthlessly, but in the face of this group of delicate beauties, he really has no way at all.
(The recommendation is not strong these days.,I hope that those who like this book can continue to support Xiaotian)