Chapter 485
The old battery left the police station and did not go home, but went straight to the Kidnapper Hotel. He wanted to testify to him, saying that he had completed the bet task and would not let Li Er call him grandson in the future. Isn't that confused?
Huge asked: "The old fort, after a few sticks, the doorkeeper was knocked unconscious, right?" Think about it for yourself, if you don't have a drop of urine outside, and you spill it all in your pants, can you count it as completing the task? Grandson, you are decided! ”
The old battery quibbled: "I've been to the police station." ”
Huge and contemptuous glanced at the old fort, and said proudly: "Lao Tzu has also entered the number, what kind of hero is it?" Guy who doesn't know shame. ”
When the old fort heard that it had damaged itself, he was so angry that he rushed up to fight with the giant.
Huge is a practitioner, are you still afraid of the old fort? immediately started the fight, and the two of them were about to start. Fortunately, the donkey arrived in time to pull the two apart.
The donkey said, "Old Fort, you are really not authentic. They are your witnesses, not your enemies. The police station called you, it was you who violated the public security punishment regulations, it wasn't the big one that made you bad, what are you looking for big to do? I just can't figure it out, Li Er, who obviously peed at the door of the company, but it's fine, you didn't pee, why did you ask the police station to invite you in? ”
"yes, yes." The old fort asked the donkey in a series of ways: "What the hell is going on?" ”
"You deserve your bad luck." Huge put away the stance, pull up a chair and sit down. Asked the donkey for a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and motioned for the donkey to light it for him.
Xiao Taohong came out and asked, "Leather donkey, do you see Li Er?" ”
"You're asking your dear brother, he said, come over for a treat in a while, and discuss with me and two old classmates about running a business."
The old fort didn't leave the restaurant, and wanted to make up for it with a meal.
Pangda said: "Old Fort, we are a class reunion, not a meeting of the old people in the village. We are discussing the matter of investing and setting up a factory. You have no money first, and secondly, you are not our classmates, you are not qualified to participate in our meetings at all, be obedient, it is better to leave early, save and call people out, and you will not be able to get by. ”
The old fort was not convinced, and retorted: "You hold your meeting, I eat my food, can't I listen as an outsider?" ”
The donkey said: "The old fort." Aren't you shameless? The three of us are not welcome to join us at our class reunion. If you don't know each other, we won't have a meeting here. ”
"Okay, wow, you guys go yours, can't I order food and eat by myself in my old fort? Anyway, this is a restaurant, and anyone can come to eat. I have money, do you care? ”
Yu Xiu'e heard that her man had come to the Abduction Hotel, so she came here on her heels and listened to the old fort's defense. I was very indignant in my heart. She yelled at the donkey: "Pi family child, you and your father are all the way. Your father, Lao Li Tou, is a very unreasonable guy. A few years ago, Li Er's thief introduced your father to Widow Sun. He just stayed on someone's bed and didn't leave, and wiped his snot on the leg of someone's bed, you wouldn't know about it, right? Now, our old fort comes here to eat. What's in your way? You drove him away again and again, this kidnapper hotel is yours? What are you pointing fingers at here, what do you want to annex? The owner of this kidnapper restaurant, Little Pink. But Li Er's old friend is good, and they have been in love since childhood, do you want to insert a lever from the two of them and have a third party intervene? ”
When the leather donkey heard Yu Xiu'e hurt himself like this, his face was flushed with anger, and he jumped up and wanted to hit Yu Xiu'e. yelling around looking for kitchen knives, threatening to chop Yu Xiu'e an old slut!
Yu Xiu'e is not afraid of the leather donkey at all. She leaned her neck towards the leather donkey and sneered, "Leather donkey, do you want to kill me?" If you have the guts, kill it. I ran to the street to shout, saying that the man of the village chief Wufeng, relying on the support of the village chief, bullied the people everywhere, and killed people! ”
Seeing that Yu Xiu'e was not easy to mess with, he pulled the leather donkey to the small elegant room and comforted him: "Leather donkey, you are also the owner of the Pijia chicken shop, not to mention the size of the business, you are a figure with a head and a face in our East Kidnapper, and you don't lose your identity as the boss of the skin?" A big man, like an old lady, this is not good. Listen to Lao Pang's advice, forget it, dissipate your anger, and wait for Li Er's eight lambs to come, and serve the food immediately. I'll make some good seafood for the two of you, of course, the account is still the old rule, and Li Er will settle it. It doesn't matter if he doesn't have any cash, it's okay to put it in his name. How much money to give when the time comes, that's my sister's business. ”
Li Er came, and as soon as he entered the door, he grinned and greeted the old fort: "Old guy, a little guts!" It's a gentleman. Did you come out of the police station and celebrate at the Abduction Hotel? ”
Yu Xiu'e glanced at Li Er and said angrily: "Is that a fart that came out of your mouth?" The weasel greets the chickens for the New Year, but they don't press the kindness! ”
Li Er didn't know about the dispute between Fang Cai Donkey and the old fort, so he beckoned the old fort and said, "I'll talk to you later, if you don't dislike it, how about coming in and let's have dinner together?" ”
Yu Xiu'e said: "No, you are the boss of the rice, I am a poor egg, I can't afford to eat your delicacies of the mountains and seas, the two of us, let's eat a shallots and tofu." ”
"It's clear, it's delicious!"
Yu Xiu'e scolded Li Er: "You're so big!" Get in, those two grandsons are waiting to kill you. ”
Li Er smiled, entered the small room, sat down, and asked Huge: "Uncle, do you have fresh scallops today?" ”
The donkey then asked, "There are no fresh scallops, but there are hairy crabs." Abalone or something, it's free today. ”
Li Er hurriedly shook his hand: "No, if there is abalone, it doesn't matter, anyway, I'm in for a treat, whatever is good, I must not sweep the interest of the two old classmates." ”
"Okay, wow, then let's take the standard of three hundred yuan per person."
The donkey stopped: "Three hundred yuan is a bit high, two hundred per person is enough." ”
Li Er smiled but did not answer.
Huge was afraid that Li Er would be cheating, so he further implemented: "Li Er, do what the donkey says, okay?" ”
Li Er nodded in agreement.
Huge happily entered the kitchen and arranged for his godfather to say: "Three people, one according to the standard of one hundred and five, do it." ”
The donkey shouted to the kitchen in the small private room: "Good wine, by the way, a good box of cigarettes!" ”
The dishes were all ready, and he was just about to sit down, Li Er gave a look, and the leather donkey immediately said, "Slow." Huge, your kid has always been the master of the family at home, and now I am discussing running a business, I know that your kid can't be the master of the family, so it's better to call your wife, and she will say a word if it's okay. ”
"Can't I eat it for a while?"
The donkey picked up a small crab and gave it to the giant: "Go, go and call your tigress to a meeting while you eat." ”
As soon as Liu Xueyin entered the door, he praised with a smile: "My second master Li, leather donkey, you two also know the rules of our family?" ”
The leather donkey frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "Wang Bazi, as soon as you entered the door, you opened your mouth to a second master Li, how did you come to me, and you became a leather donkey, and erased the word "master?" It seems that the old love is unforgettable. ”
Liu Xueyin deliberately got angry about the donkey, so he simply sat directly beside Li Er, leaned on Li Er, the two were close together, and said coquettishly: "Li Er is the master, you are the grandson, you can't accept it." In my Liu Xueyin's eyes, Li Er is a good person, and you are a bad guy! ”
Li Erdao: "I just like a lesbian like Liu Xueyin, who has a certain level of skill and can be a person, and is a rare elite in the female world." ”
The donkey said: "The kung fu of shaving and shooting horses." It has to be Li Er. Without further ado, let's get to the point, drink first, and talk later. ”
The three of them pushed the cups and changed the lamps, and the eating and drinking began. At the banquet, Li Er briefly talked about raising mushrooms. It is said that raising chicken leg mushrooms is a good business. The donkey and Liu Xueyin listened to it and felt that it was okay.
The donkey asked worriedly: "Old classmate, I seem to have heard people say that mushrooms should be raised in a dark and damp place, preferably in a cave. ”
Liu Xueyin didn't speak, but just looked at Li Er with suspicion, wanting to get a satisfactory answer from Li Er's eyes. Can Li Er have a cave? (Want to know more exciting news about "Diary of an East Kidnapper"?) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner, select Add Friends to add an official account, search for "Qidianzhongwenwang", follow the official account, and never miss every update! qdzww) (To be continued......)