Ma Xiaoyou and I blew for a while, almost tired, she wiped the sweat on her forehead, threw the plastic cup into the trash, and then said to me: "Cigars are in the tea restaurant, a box of forty-five thousand!" Give me the money!"

“…… It's so cheap?! Didn't you tell you to take it better? I was stunned for a moment and replied.

"The sales price of this in China is about 80,000 yuan, which is not cheap! Don't talk like a nouveau riche, okay?! What kind of body are you? It's not enough to send such an expensive cigar?! Ma Xiaoyou said disdainfully.

"More than eighty thousand? Then why did you take it down for forty or fifty thousand? Sacrificing hue for me?! No, aren't you annoying me? I asked with a hippie smile.

"Actually, you misunderstood, I am a hue ...... sacrificed for the old immortal!" Ma Xiaoyou rolled his eyes and said.

"Yo! Tastes have changed?! ”

"It's dripping, sister, I like thrillers lately!"

"Hey, will you let me hold you for a while? I haven't touched a woman in a long time! ……！ I was a little nervous.

"Where?" Ma Xiaoyou has become accustomed to my communication methods.

"Hold your head, isn't that treating you as a tiger's daughter-in-law?! Ha ha! I said with a smile.

"Get out, let's hold your feet!" Ma Xiaoyou stretched out his little feet and said.

"It's boring......!"

I replied with a wry and walked into the café with her. After taking the cigar, Ma Xiaoyou proposed that I accompany her to walk around the streets of Myanmar.

After a short day, by about four o'clock in the afternoon, I had a lot of gift bags hanging on my body. Ma Xiaoyou said that her feet hurt and she didn't want to wander around, so I called Li Hao and Zhang Ben. When they heard me calling, they were about to cry!!

Li Hao said to me excitedly: "Big brother, wow! In order to create an opportunity for you, Zhang Ben and I fought the King of Fighters 98 for one day! …… Why don't you call again...... I'm going to die in this arcade......! ”

"Jingtu, my relationship with your sister, do you still use you to create opportunities?" I replied proudly.

"Where have you got?" Li Hao asked curiously.

"Kiss!" I said without hesitation.

"All the wraps??" Li Hao was a little stunned.

"Well, three sips of Xiaozhuo, the fragrance is still ......!" I continued to brag about B.

"Tell me more about it! Still waiting for me at the entrance of the hospital, I'll go back right away! After Li Hao finished speaking, he hurriedly hung up the phone.

……

Twenty minutes later, Zhang Ben drove Li Hao to arrive, and Ma Xiaoyou and I sat down with our luggage and rushed back to Yuzhai.

Along the way, Ma Xiaoyou looked at the scenery on the side of the road stupidly, and said with a sigh: "No matter how good the greening in China is, it is not as good as this natural scenery, and the beauty is not real......!" ”

"Sister-in-law, no, don't go! Brother Nan sells it here now. As for the drugs, the whole drop is very good, and it is completely enough to feed you! Zhang Ben said with a smile.

“…… Sell. Poison. Product?! Ma Xiaoyou didn't have time to argue when he heard Zhang Ben's words, but he was against the poison. The word Pin, frowned a little resistantly.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Li Hao turned his head and scolded.

"Not sold, to be exact!" I defended myself.

"What you like to do, it has nothing to do with me!" Ma Xiaoyou dragged his chin and replied slowly.

"Uh...... How can I talk like a golden baby lately! Zhang Ben slapped his lips twice and said in annoyance.

……

Without saying anything all the way, we rushed back to Yuzhai.

The old immortals were talking in the yard, and after seeing us come back, Zhiwei teased and said: "Yo, the daughter-in-law is really energetic!" ”

"That must drop!"

I replied with a smile, pushed the car door and said to Ma Xiaoyou: "Let's go, I'll send you first, go back to me!" ”

"No, you're busy, I'll take a few photos, it's so beautiful here!"

Ma Xiaoyou replied excitedly, got out of the car, opened his shoulder bag and was about to take the camera. The old fairy came as soon as possible, bared his teeth and said, "Honey, is there a lack of a camera frame?" ”

“…… So long...... I didn't see you, you're obviously handsome again! Ma Xiaoyou raised his head and greeted him.

"Not only is he handsome, but he also fell into the river!" Li Hao squinted and interjected.

“…… , don't open a pot! The old fairy scolded angrily.

"Haha!"

Everyone laughed happily.

……

Zhang Ben held the cigar case and walked with me into Kun Li's residence. I haven't been here for a while, and Kun Li hasn't been looking for me, so it's time to talk.

"Brother Ah Wei, is Mr. Kun Li here?" I didn't feel good about myself because I got Cha Meng, and the tone of my voice to Ah Wei was the same as before.

“…… At! Wait, I'll call him! ”

"No need, I heard you, come up to Nannan!" Kun Li suddenly said something upstairs.

"How's your mood?" I asked, pointing upstairs at Ah Wei.

"Playing games in the morning, it should be pretty good! Hehe! Ah Wei saw that I was so polite, and his tone softened a lot.

After chatting for a few words, Zhang Ben and I went upstairs, and Kun Li was wiping the Buddha statue. I paused, rolled up my sleeves without hesitation, washed my hands carefully in the basin on the ground, took the disposable rag, and walked over.

Zhang Ben put the things on the ground, turned around and left. I stretched out my hand to hold the Buddha statue, Kun Li turned his head to look at me and was stunned for a moment, then let go and said: "It's too biased here, if people don't have some faith, life will be very boring...... ”

"Hehe, aren't you the faith of Yuzhai?" I stretched out my hand to wipe the Buddha statue for Kun Li, bared my teeth and said.

"Why are you so good at chatting today?" Kun Li asked with a smile.

"Mr. Kunli! Except for the fact that I moved him without saying hello to you, I don't think I did anything wrong! …… You may not know what happened between us, but Babe is the buddy who slept in the wilderness with me and escaped from the mountains! He is gone because of Cha Meng's momentary greed, and I can't restrain myself, so I'm presumptuous with you! Seriously, I can't help it! I said in a serious tone.

"Smack!"

Kun Li took out a box of cigars from the box, opened it, lit one, took a deep breath and said, "It tastes good!" You've got a heart......! ”

"If you like it! Hehe! I grinned.

“…… What do you want to do in Yuzhai? Kun Li sat on the rattan chair and asked.

"It's up to you, but don't deliver it! It's not that I'm not brave enough, it's that I don't want to do it! I put the Buddha statue upright and said from the bottom of my heart.

"You're in charge of planting on the periphery of the rain village!! This is not a trivial matter, and the old farmer is not easy to fiddle with! Kun Li thought for a moment and said slowly.

"Good!"

"You rub it! I'll go sit outside for a while, it'll be cool! Kun Li got up and walked out.

"Good!"

I answered again, Kun Li walked to the door, paused, turned his back to me and said, "Nannan, this Buddha statue Awei has not been wiped ......!" ”

I was stunned for a moment, grinned and replied, "You spoil me too much......!" ”

"Huh!" Kun Li smiled and walked downstairs.

I looked at his back, and there was no fluctuation in my heart, for me who had worked beside Dai Fat for many years, I knew too well which words of the boss were true and which words were lines.

Even if Chameng's hurdle is over, my status in Yuzhai has improved slightly, but I have not obtained any actual rights, and I have gone down the mountain to manage the old farmers, but I am just released......

After polishing the Buddha statue, I walked out of Kunli's residence. Zhang Ben waited at the door, and when he saw me, he asked, "What's the matter, brother?" ”

"What can I do! The whole two sentences are a dialogue between humans and ghosts! ”

I replied tiredly, and then asked, "What about Youyou?" ”

"After taking pictures, I chatted with everyone in the courtyard for a while, and then I went back to you!" Zhang Ben replied.

“…… I'll go check it out! ”

"Brother, I'll go too!" Zhang Ben asked owingly.

"What are you going to do!?" I looked at him helplessly.

"I'm thinking about what to do for you......!"

"No need, your brother can handle this!" I kicked him, grabbed his crotch and went to my attic.

When I got to the door, Chaji came over and stopped me.

"What's wrong?!" I looked at him quizzically.

"Nannan, are you going to have a baby?" Chaji asked abruptly.

“……！” I was blindsided for a long time, and I asked rhetorically, "Why do you ask that?" ”

"Huh!"

Chaji took out two boxes from his trouser pocket and whispered to me, "A box. Ben, a box of Du. Bud. This! We are friends, I don't care how much you want, 200 yuan, you take it all! How? ”

“……！”

I looked at him speechlessly for three seconds, gave him a thumbs up and said, "Dude!! …… You...... I don't know what the to say......! ”

"Don't say anything, pay for it, give the goods!"

"I don't have two hundred in my pocket!"

"I can ...... on credit here!"

"Are you determined to sell me today?"

"If you don't buy it, I'll be a balloon, and I'll blow up all the ...... downstairs when you stand there!"

"Ruthless!" I gritted my teeth and was silent for a long time, then went upstairs with two boxes of condoms.

"Haha!!"

The old immortals, who were drinking and eating barbecue in the distance, suddenly laughed and shouted at Chaji: "Niu B!" ”

"Don't forget Ang, old immortal! He pays back the money, you score me a hundred! Chaji walked back and forth.

"Proper drop!" The old fairy made an Ok gesture.

……

I slipped the two boxes of sleeves into my pocket and walked upstairs. At this moment, Ma Xiaoyou was wearing pajamas, sitting cross-legged on the bed, and was talking on the phone.

"Youyou, where have you been?!" The mother on the other side asked.

"I'm in Hangzhou, and the studio is here for a fashion show!" Ma Xiaoyou said casually.

“…… Well, then you pay attention to rest! ”

"Ma has long legs, you're not hungry!" I shouted casually as I entered the house.

"Shhhhh Ma Xiaoyou immediately made a gesture of silence.

I was stunned for a moment, but I didn't dare to speak.

"Youyou, how can there be a boy's voice?" Mother is very sensitive.

"Colleague!"

"Really?"

"Mom, you're a little annoyed! Not like the president, like a nanny Ang! Ma Xiaoyou teased back.

"Come back early!"

"Got it!"

The mother and daughter chatted a few words and hung up the phone.

I stood in place, looked at Ma Xiaoyou, who had wet hair on the bed, swallowed my saliva, scratched my head and bared my teeth and said, "...... Belch...... Conditions are limited...... There are many people and few beds, forget it, I am a little wronged, so I will stay with you for a night......! ”