If it is said that Jiang Younan was poor before, he had no way to live in order to live, but now Jiang Younan is not necessarily generous.

A treat is to invite people to eat a buffet, trying to control the per capita consumption within 40 yuan, and even on the grounds of a large number of people, strongly ask the boss to give them a discount of 5 yuan, and send an extra pack of tissues.

If Jiang Younan regards money as dung, it is better to say that this dead fat man has some bad ideas in his head.

Because of the need to transfer money, Reddog asked people to turn off the shielding device so that they could connect to the signal; And the red dog also kept an eye on Jiang Younan's every move to prevent Jiang Younan from doing anything out of the ordinary.

But what satisfied the red dog was that Jiang Younan was very well-behaved, at least on the surface.

It's just that as soon as Jiang Younan was unshielded, he immediately summoned Mei Lin and asked Mei Lin to help him gather an army of birds.

Although Little Blue Bird Island is also a relatively large island, Meilin is only a projection band, and the transmission of information is only a matter of moments.

"Enter your account and password!" Red Dog took out his mobile phone that was ready to be linked to the network and shouted to Jiang Younan.

"Oops, this is a smart phone!" Jiang Younan held the mobile phone and said: "I have always dreamed of having such a mobile phone back then, so that I can watch some island and national films during class." ”

"Dead fatty, what kind of nonsense are you talking about!" Zhang Ying couldn't help but criticize: "That's how you take classes? ”

"Of course not, as long as you are in class, I never want to watch island and national films. I'll just look at you! Jiang Younan said.

"What did you say!" After Zhang Ying listened to Jiang Younan's words, she became even more angry.

"Don't make any noise, what are you arguing about!" Red dog at this time. couldn't help but interrupt the two who still wanted to argue; Then he pointed a gun at Jiang Younan and said, "Dead fatty, if you don't want to die, just be obedient to us!" ”

"Eh, I ......" Jiang Younan turned his head around, and then said: "This is not a smartphone, I won't use it!" ”

Nima...... You're a trouble maker! The red dog said depressedly: "Then you read, I'll enter!" ”

"Okay, my password is 59264......" Jiang Younan began to read.

Red Dog shouted after he finished typing, "That's not right. Your password is wrong! ”

"Oh, no, you must have mistyped it. I'm reading it once, you remember! Jiang Younan continued: "59264......"

"It's still not right, dead fatty, are you playing with me!" Red Dog said angrily.

"Nope." Jiang Younan said: "Or I'll read one." Do you lose one? ”

"You'd better not play any tricks!" Red Dog said.

"How so. I'm a soy sauce guy with money like dung. Jiang Younan replied flatteringly, and began to read: "5... 9… 2… 6… 4……”

"It's impossible, I've entered this password twice, and both show errors." After listening to Jiang Younan's password, the red dog did not click the third confirmation, but retorted.

As long as the bank password is entered incorrectly three times, the bank card will be locked immediately.

"Wait! How did you press 4? I read 10! Jiang Younan pointed to the number output on the red dog's mobile phone and said.

"What? Are you talking about ten (shi)? Red Dog asked.

"Yes, it's four (si) not ten (shi)." Jiang Younan said in his broken southern Mandarin. But his pronunciation was still saying si, and he didn't his tongue at all. The consciousness of chanting.

Well, if it's just a pronunciation issue, forget it, but is there ten (shi) for the password? The passwords are all 0-9, okay, even if you are 10, you should read 1 and 0!!

If it weren't for the fact that there were a few si and shi in the back, Jiang Younan needed to verify it, and the red dog would have killed Jiang Younan with one shot.

After about ten minutes, the password was finally entered; The red dog looked at Jiang Younan and said, "There is no problem this time, right?" ”

"Who am I? I'm a soy sauce brother who treats money like dung! Jiang Younan said.

"Hmph." After the red dog snorted coldly, he clicked the OK button on his phone.

Because this is an island, the signal is relatively weak, and the Red Dog link has been successful several times, but the prompt received by the mobile phone turned out to be a wrong password!

"Nima, you're lying to Lao Tzu." The red dog was furious, and directly raised the pistol and jumped at Jiang Younan.

At this time, Jiang Younan ignored the attack of the red dog, and directly hugged Zhang Ying and rolled towards the bottom of the small hill.

Jiang Younan has been procrastinating for time, mainly to wait for the cooldown time of his fat shield, and now that the cooldown time is up, he naturally dares to fight.

The bullet hit Jiang Younan's body, but was blocked by Jiang Younan's fat shield.

And just as the Red Dog was about to continue the attack, a pile of guano fell from the sky!

There are thousands of birds on Little Blue Bird Island, each bird is pulling a bubble of from the sky, so there are tens of thousands of bubbles of, not to mention that some birds also pull a bubble of urine by the way!

Zhang Ying looked at the red dog and the others who were buried by poop in an instant, and couldn't help but feel a chill...... If you hadn't been carried away by the dead fat man, wouldn't the and urine be pulled on your body?

Thinking of this, Zhang Ying also completely forgot about Jiang Younan's salty, piggy hands rubbing oil on her body during the tumbling process.

But Zhang Ying didn't react from the panic, but Jiang Younan still remembered that they were in danger, and after rolling to the bottom of the hill, Jiang Younan immediately pulled Zhang Ying and ran.

Although the bird's feces and urine were enough and enough, they still couldn't solve the problem of Red Dog and the others, and Red Dog and the others immediately chased after the panic.

Jiang Younan was injured, and there was a woman Zhang Ying by his side, and the speed of running away was not too fast, but what Red Dog didn't expect was that Jiang Younan didn't run at all!

The previous Red Dog saw Zhang Ying's back and ran towards the central jungle with the help of the afterglow, but he didn't notice that Jiang Younan was still hiding under the small hill, and successfully deceived the Red Dog and the others with the help of the cover of the small hill!

When the red dog reached the bottom of the small hill, Jiang Younan quickly launched an attack on the red dog, and mercilessly used an energy iron fist to blow the red dog's head.

After quickly dealing with the red dog, Jiang Younan had already raised the pistol seized from the red dog at the second person who came down; And this series of actions, Jiang Younan only took less than 5 seconds to complete.

(To be continued)(To be continued......