Myanmar!

This is one that makes people unconsciously associate with chaos, complexity, and poison when they listen to it. products and so on. In our eyes, he is like our country, around the 80s, in the eyes of Europeans and Americans, very poor, very backward.

In fact, they are poor enough. Because of their proximity to China, their trade is mainly with China.

Almost everyone here speaks Chinese, and when you walk in their ordinary town and look at the shops on the street, it's like walking into a county or town with backward economic conditions in China. The road is also full of street food stalls, full of all kinds of familiar things, Chinese plaques, billiard halls erected by two canopies, more than a dozen flat black Internet cafes that have been invisible in China, and the computers used are still the kind of large square Lenovo assembly machines. The communication method used is also dominated by China Mobile, which is just a domestic calling card, and it is three yuan a minute here.

Even the menu of the small restaurant is mainly in Chinese, but the food is more natural, what pangolin, muntjac meat, broken face dog, cobra and so on.

There are many Chinese here, and the currency circulation is mainly in RMB. It doesn't matter if you go to the casino or go to prostitution. Prostitution, most people only recognize the yuan, rarely see the kyat, the exchange rate is about 0.006, 1,000 kyats can be exchanged for about 6 yuan.

In short, everything here does not feel too foreign to the Chinese.

Of course, no one would want to come here if they had the choice, even if it felt familiar to me......

……

In Myanmar, dozens of kilometers away from Xiaomengla, there is a village called Yuzhai. If you listen to the name Mengla, you can probably guess where it is, because it is literally similar to Menghan, Menglong, which we stayed in before. It can be seen from this that this location is actually located only one Mekong River away from the domestic border, which is not very far.

We landed in the morning, and it was drizzling in the afternoon.

In a small wooden two-story building, raindrops wash the erected window panels, and the breeze blows into the house, bringing in the fragrance of the earth, which makes people feel refreshed.

I was asleep and gradually woke up.

I don't know who changed me into a white robe, which is very close and soft. I say a robe because I don't know what this thing is called, it has no ornamentation except for trouser legs and sleeves, and it is extremely wide. It's to pull. , it's also very convenient, shake the old waist, and the pants may just fall off.

"Fluttering!"

When I woke up, I suddenly sat up and glanced at the roof of the shed, and then I remembered that I was already abroad, not fleeing in China, so there was no need to be so nervous.

"Awake?"

At this moment, a voice sounded, and I looked up to see that it was Zhang Jun sitting on the rattan chair. Next to him was Li Hao, with tea on the small table, it seemed that the two met for the first time and had a good chat.

"How long have I been asleep?" I asked, looking up.

"It's been a long time!" Zhang Jun replied with a smile.

"Give me a cigarette!"

I hooked my fingers.

"Smack!"

Zhang Jun grabbed the cigarette case and the lighter and threw it over.

I ordered one and took a hard sip.

"Dude, you're quite mysterious this time? Hehe! Zhang Jun said with a smile.

"It's thorough!!" I nodded earnestly.

“…… Since you've run out of the Northeast, why don't you give me a call?! If Lao Xian hadn't contacted me, I wouldn't have known that something was wrong at home! Zhang Jun was silent for a moment, his tone flat with a little complaint. He is such a person, he doesn't show any emotion, but every word he says can make you feel warm in your heart.

"Hehe, fuck, I didn't expect you to mix so well! The Golden Triangle of Jb production is coming! I teased back.

“…… I have some difficulties, forget it, let's not talk about it, let's eat something! Zhang Jun waved his hand, stood up and said.

"Nag, nag, don't be in a hurry to eat! Hey, aren't you in Chongqing? Why did you come here too? I asked, a little unmoved.

“…… You've made it like this, I'm not going to take a look, can you rest assured?! However, I'll have to go back after a few days! Zhang Jun said casually.

"Oh!!" I nodded a little lonely in my eyes.

"Nannan, I asked you to come here, you don't have to do anything else! You can make a living by doing a little business here! If you don't have any money, I'll get it for you! Zhang Jun said succinctly.

"Hehe, you're quite rich, aren't you?" I asked, baring my teeth.

"I don't dare to say that I have money, but you, the old fairy open his mouth, as long as I have it, I can do it at any time!"

Zhang Jun said quickly.

"Okay, it's not easy for you to make a little money, I won't bully you! Let's talk about it when it's over! Let's go, let's eat! ”

I snuffed out the cigarette butt, lifted the blanket and got out of bed.

"My friend's name is Kun Li! Go downstairs and I'll introduce you! Zhang Jun said slowly.

"I'm wearing this, huh?? A big robe with a pair of slippers is a bit not very solemn, right? I said speechlessly.

"Fuck, you don't know what you mean here?!! There's a gun in his hand here, and a tycoon is wearing it like this! Zhang Jun said with a smile.

"What is the identity of the person wearing you?" I asked, looking at his camouflage uniform.

“…… Horse boy! ”

"Brother...... I also want to be a horse boy, we just came, the tycoon won't think about it, it's better to keep a low profile! I said a little abruptly.

"Deal with it, hehe!" Zhang Jun smiled and dragged me downstairs.

"Hyper, hypersexual!!"

We were just about to leave, there was a sudden gunshot downstairs, I was scared, I looked down through the window, and saw the old fairy, holding a Type 56 rifle, standing in the crowd, at the wine bottle in the distance, a blind beating!!

"Holy shit, what's this way of?" I was stunned for a long time and asked speechlessly.

"Nannan, do you know what kind of place Mongla is?" Zhang Jun asked me with a smile.

"I don't know?" I shook my head and replied.

"The capital of the 4th Special Region in the eastern Shan State of Myanmar, this is a place of high freedom! Hehe! Zhang Jun smiled after speaking, and then walked downstairs with Li Hao.

I reacted for a long time and said meaningfully: "People in civilized countries are really not suitable to stay in this kind of place!" ”

The three of us went downstairs.

The old fairy saw us coming over and shouted, "Nannan, this piece is so enjoyable!" Come on, come here, I'll show you a fancy point shot!! ”

"Hey, more than 20 rounds of ammunition, not a single beer bottle has been fired, you are really fancy enough!"

Zhiwei scolded speechlessly.

"Who are you? Do I know you well? The old fairy asked, squinting.

"I'm your Uncle Zhiwei!!"

"Oops, I'm rubbing! You're a little bit!! How old are you to be my uncle? "The old fairy is carrying a broken gun, and he doesn't know what his surname is. At this point, you let him shoot Shen Liu, and he feels like he can do it.

“…… I'm 41 this year, do you think I can be your uncle? Zhiwei said casually.

"If you can be an uncle at your age, then I can be his second uncle, I'm 39!" Nanban said without hesitation.

"I'm thirty-seven!" Han Dayan interjected.

"I'm sixty-three!" Kim Bebe blurted out.

“…… I'm going to die tomorrow! Who is as big as me? The old fairy held back for a long time and said proudly.

"Well, you're really big!!"

Everyone was speechless and gave a thumbs up in unison.

"Eat! Stop playing! ”

Zhang Jun shouted, and everyone walked over in a relaxed spirit. At this moment, our team has expanded to nine people.

There are Zhiwei and Nanban on the bright side.

We have Lao Xian, Li Hao, Jin Beibei, Zhang Ben, and Han Dayan on our side. Of course, Zhang Jun is not counted among these nine people, because he will leave in two days and will not be with us.

I don't know what Guangming thinks, but he should have nowhere to go at the moment, since I have begged Zhang Jun to help us find a place to stay, I won't drive them away, and there are many people with more chopsticks. As for whether they can merge together and do something, then let's talk about it later.

This place is this kind of two-story small building, surrounded by green mountains, green water, and the scenery is very beautiful, so I asked Zhang Jun: ", they all say that Myanmar is poor, and they can't see where they are poor!" This kind of house is not allowed to sell for millions in China! ”

"Can this be compared?! This is the mountain! Which mountain do you see in the country that you can live in? Besides, it's ...... Kunli's Turf...... He has the financial ability, you haven't seen it in other areas!! If you're really poor, take a prostitute. Prostitutes...... The money for a bowl of rice noodles can be done...... Now the price may have increased, but no more than three bowls at most! Zhang Jun explained seriously.

"calf! How can a bowl of rice noodles be dry, and the wear and tear fee is more than this price! The old immortal said in disbelief.

"What am I lying to you! It's true!! Zhang Jun frowned and replied.

"What the hell, did you do it?" The old fairy asked, squinting.

", I don't prostitute. Prostitute! ”

"Then how do you know ...... so clearly!"

"That's what I heard!"

"You must have done it! You're so not human!! Give money for a bowl of rice noodles if you do it, what do you think! "The old fairy began to ink.

“…… I didn't do it! ”

"You must have done it, stick out your tongue, I can smell what you did ......!" The old fairy's crotch was inexplicably hard.

"I'll tell you again, I didn't!!"

"If you did it, you did it!!"

“…… Big brother, okay, I did it!" Zhang Jun served.

"What did you do?" The old fairy asked, squinting.

“…… Whatever you say is what you say! ”

"Tongue, right??"

"Eun!"

Zhang Jun sweated wildly and quickened his pace.

"Haha!"

Everyone burst into laughter and followed Zhang Jun into the central attic.

Five minutes later, I saw a middle-aged man wearing the same robe as me, kneeling in front of the Buddha statue and bowing reverently.

We stood at the door, quietly waiting.

After he finished the incense, he turned around and saw the ten of us laughing and saying in standard Mandarin: "My name is Kun Li, and you are welcome to Myanmar!" ”