Chapter 109: Ventriloquism

Suhubbert nodded rationally, he thought that he had received a higher education, and he would listen to some of the truths that others said.

Tang Yulan sighed leisurely, put on a depressed and sad posture and said: "I think of some foreigners, the purpose of their coming to China is not to appreciate the magnificent mountains and rivers, to understand the splendid culture and the great changes brought about by the rapid economic development, but to find women here, and they can't get along at home, and some barbarians who eat raw meat come to criticize China, which has a culture of more than 5,000 years, is too superficial." ”

"That's just a part of foreigners, don't generalize." Suehabert said angrily, his internal organs almost shifted.

Tang Yulan made up his mind in his heart, and after going back, he told Xie Sanbiao that foreigners would have to pay 50 percent more for the protection of their companies, and that foreigners would double the price of their fees in the K hall, and that they would not enjoy all the discounts, and that he would let the pride of the Chinese spread from Lingjiang to every place in China.

As for the foreigners who cheat on eating and drinking, they will be slaves here with their bare butts, or they will go back to their hometowns.

He took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and then continued: "Since Sir is a master of music, he naturally knows the wonder of Taoist music, which can penetrate into the mind and melt the soul. Chinese music culture is rich and diverse, and scholars and farmers who love music deeply know how to cultivate one's self-cultivation, seek harmony between man and nature, and understand the prosperity and decline of life, and are not shocked by humiliation. Listen to "Mountains and Flowing Water", "Plum Blossom Three Alleys", "Guangling San", and "Liang Zhu" to discover how elegant and elegant the Chinese are. ”

Suehabert is very fond of music, after hearing Tang Yulan's talk, he can't help but listen carefully, this time his music has reached a bottleneck, hoping to break the barrier of calm through Chinese culture, so as to have a higher breakthrough.

"I am watching Chinese lyrics and songs, laughing and talking about thirsty for the blood of the Huns, I don't know that I am a guest in my dreams, I am born to be useful, etc., how many poems are so majestic in foreign countries?"

Suhubbert was dumbfounded, of course, foreign culture is not as unbearable as he said, but after all, it can't compare to the splendid diversity and richness of Chinese culture, and he was speechless for a while, blushing and not knowing what to say.

Guo Wenguang squinted with a smile, looked at the depressed appearance of his old friend Suehabert, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Old friend, you know too little about China. ”

"Perhaps."

Guo Wenguang said: "Many incurable diseases that cannot be solved by Western medicine have been solved by traditional Chinese medicine thousands of years ago. Chinese medical books are selling very well in foreign countries. ”

"Well, I know." Suhubbert was very calm, saying: "Chinese cuisine is also the richest and most delicious in the world. There are also unique architectural landscapes, such as the Forbidden City, the Great Wall, the Shili Pavilion, the Suzhou Garden, the Ancient City of Pingyao, the Qiaojia Compound, the Temple of Heaven, etc., and it is a lot to gain a lot. ”

Tang Yulan saw that this old thing was not so hateful, and he would not say things against his will because of his personal emotions, and he was very honest. I thought that there was still one less person in my K hall who played the piano in the lobby, and if I could let him play the tune of "Eighteen Touches" there, he would definitely be able to attract a lot of customers.

Suhubott couldn't help nodding, and as the conversation deepened, the awkward atmosphere just now eased a lot, and he felt that Tang Yulan's belly still had some culture, and asked: "Since Mr. Tang is very knowledgeable, and I heard that he is also very proficient in piano skills, why don't you go to the piano room on the third floor to demonstrate?" ”

Tang Yulan's head grew when he heard this, he had a good face and loved to brag, admitting that he would never do anything he couldn't do.

"I'm no longer willing to play these small tricks." As soon as Tang Yulan blurted out, it immediately attracted Qingmeng's boos and Suhubart's disdain, and his old face suddenly turned red.

Suehubott has been immersed in the piano for thirty years, and he feels that the rhythm of the piano is mysterious, and he even said that these are just small means, so how can he not be angry.

"It's so arrogant, I, Suehubout, have never seen anyone so arrogant."

Zhu Jingyuan knows Tang Yulan's temper very well, and he never refuses to show weakness in front of people.

Guo Wenguang is even more so, the last time he commented on the painting, he was criticized by Tang Yulan, and then his talent was impressive.

"Don't be angry with him, teacher, some people will boast about knowing astronomy when they count the stars, and they can play two tigers and feel that the piano is just like that, it's too superficial. Some people are flamboyant, and what they say doesn't count, right? Qingmeng knew that Zhu Jingyuan liked to pursue him, so he deliberately asked difficult questions.

"Uh...... Well, it's hard to say. Zhu Jingyuan sold Tang Yulan after a little hesitation in front of the beauty,

"Yes, those people are too superficial." Suehabert looked at him with satisfaction.

Guo Wenguang snickered and didn't speak.

The guy who is heavy on color and light on friends, Tang Yulan despised him fiercely in his heart, and said: "This is called seeing the subtle knowledge, the British poet William Blake once said, a flower and a country, a sand and a lifetime, holding infinite in the palm, containing eternal calamity in an instant." If you haven't heard of this sentence, then the "Huaye Sutra" said that the Buddha is born with five-colored stems, a flower and a world, and a leaf is the same. It is even more important to know the Tao. ”

Suhubbert was dumbfounded, and Qingmeng said hesitantly: "I don't believe in Buddhism. ”

Tang Yulan sneered: "The sun and the moon are small, and the sleeves are big." The most complex truth is contained in the simplest things, as the Zhuangzi Tianxia says: "The greatest has no outside, and the smallest has no inside." ’”

Qing Meng gritted his teeth angrily and stomped his feet, he was obviously unreasonable but the person who said it couldn't refute it, and he grabbed his hair angrily regardless of his image.

"What are you doing, menopause is early?"

"Die." Qingmeng said angrily: "Since you look down on the piano, then there is no evidence, you always have to show it to convince us." He lifted his chin and looked at him haughtily.

In order to please Qingmeng, Zhu Jingyuan touched Tang Yulan's arm with his arm and said, "Brother Tang, you might as well show it." ”

"That's right, Xiao Tang is a young talent, so let's open our eyes." Guo Wenguang said with a smile.

Tang Yulan said secretly: "There are still old things in the disciples who are heavy on color and light friends, and you two are also pushing me into the fire pit!" ”

At this point, if you retreat, you will lose face, Tang Yulan's eyes rolled, and he said: "Whether playing the piano, violin, saxophone, or guitar, if you want to reach a respectable height, they all have a crazy dedication and love for music without exception. ”

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Music is a family, it is those beautiful and moving melodies, melody and frustration, ups and downs, good music can always resonate with people's thoughts." Tang Yulan said: "Now, I will give you a performance of the highest level of music." ”

"What!" Suehubott leaned forward, leaned his neck, and asked with wide eyes.

"There is no sword in the hand, but there is a sword in the heart. There is no musical instrument in the hand, but there is a ventriloquist of the musical instrument in the heart! "Tang Yulan

"Ventriloquist?" Suhabert Ha Lang Ha laughed and said, "Those boring shows of the draft, imitating musical instruments such as drum kits with their mouths, are really vulgar. ”

Guo Wenguang's heart trembled, remembering the prose of the early years of the Qing Dynasty, there were ventriloquists in Beijing. Feast for guests...... It depicts a family of four waking up in a dream and panicking after a fire.

This kind of realistic and superb ventriloquist is many times more powerful than the boring show on the talent show, but unfortunately it has been lost, his hand holding the cup trembled with excitement, and looked at Tang Yulan with anticipation.

Tang Yulan smiled faintly, gently covered his mouth with his hand, and said, "Hmph, Ge Laozi, those boring talent shows, imitating drum kits and other musical instruments with their mouths, are really fucking vulgar." The voice was exactly the same as Suehabert's.

Suharbot's voice is thick and slightly hoarse.

Qingmeng and the others looked at Suehubbert in shock, how could such a literate piano master say swear words? However, to his horror, Suhubbert was sipping tea there and did not speak. He didn't feel much, because when he spoke, the sound was not only transmitted through the air, but also through the bones, and what he heard was only through the air, and he didn't think it was much like what he said. His eyes rolled from side to side, and he touched his face, thinking that he had flowers on his face.

"Ding Dong!" The doorbell rings.

Guo Wenguang got up and said, "Strange, who is here at this time?" ”

Qingmeng stood up obediently and said, "Professor Guo, you sit here, I'll open the door." ”

After a while, she returned confused: "Strange, there is no one outside. She was just about to sit down next to the seat, but she heard a click, so frightened that she quickly got up and looked behind her buttocks, and the wood on the seat was not broken.

Several people widened their eyes to find the source of the sound, and suddenly there was the sound of glass breaking. Qingmeng subconsciously retracted his feet, and several people looked down to see that the ground was clean and did not break anything.

Suhubbert scratched his head vigorously, not understanding where the voice came from, and the last few people's eyes locked on Tang Yulan, only to see him cover his mouth with his hand, and he was amazed in his heart, it was hard to believe that such a fake and real voice came out of his mouth.

Zhu Jingyuan was the closest to Tang Yulan, and he took a closer look at Tang Yulan a few times, hoping to find out the MP3 or music box that happened from him.

Guo Wenguang's eyes were bright, and he excitedly held the armrest of the seat and said, "Oh my God! This is the real ventriloquist! ”

Tang Yulan took a deep breath, and the crisp and pleasant call of a lark came out of his mouth, as well as the sound of wind and water, all of which were realistic.

Tang Yulan has practiced these voices more than once, and during his three-year prison life, when he is bored, he will imitate various sounds and make fun of them.

The whole hall was silent, and no one was willing to speak to disturb the wonderful situation.

Then, the melodious sound of the guzheng came, and it was "High Mountains and Flowing Water" played. The sound range of the mountains and flowing water is wide, and the sound changes back and forth, which is very ethereal.

Even though Suebert knew that Tang Yulan was performing, he still couldn't help but look for the guzheng all over the house, and when he heard the highlights, his eyes widened, and he forgot to drink the teacup before he reached his lips, and the tea fell from the tilted cup to the crotch of his pants.

The melody changes, as if there is a heavy landscape painting in front of you, the clouds and mist are swirling, the notes are continuous, such as gurgling water, and the tune turns, quiet and thorough, which makes people feel happy.

Tang Yulan has no distractions, his vocal cords are unique, especially after tattoos, his physical fitness is extraordinarily strong, and the frequency of changes in his tongue and lips cannot be seen clearly with the naked eye. The sound produced by the mouth, tongue, throat, and nose is fake.