This girl who said very strange things is my sister, her name is Xu Ping.

By the way, my name is Xu Yu, and the two of them add up to take peace.

Since my parents passed away five years ago due to the car, my sister and I have been living together until now. The only thing to be thankful for is that we got a decent amount of inheritance from our parents' insurance and this small house, so we barely managed to make life problems.

And unlike me, who is lazy and lazy, Xu Ping is a girl who looks weak but is actually very strong. Although she is three years younger than me, she has always been in charge of everything in the house. At the same time, Xu Ping's academic performance has always been quite good, although she is now facing the problem of initial promotion, she signed a direct promotion agreement with a private high school of Chinese outside the city early. By September, she would be able to go to the veritable aristocratic school city. Naturally, the future is many times brighter than that of me, a lazy worm who eats and waits for death.

But for me, no matter what kind of Xu Ping is, she is my sister. Even if she always likes to tease her brother and fight him, she is also the relative I care about the most in my life.

"Na! Na! I don't know your name yet. Ding Ding gently patted my face and pulled me out of the memory.

"Xu Eucalyptus, my name is Xu Eucalyptus." I introduced myself to Ding Ding with a bitter face.

Candidate, eighteen years old, likes to sleep and believes in science, so far there is no girlfriend or a virgin...... Wait, the last sentence is deleted! In short, I am just an ordinary person who is very ordinary, very ordinary, and will be ordinary for the rest of my life, and I don't have a word to write on the epitaph. And now, it seems that from today onwards I can't be ordinary. Hades or something, Hades' daughter or something......

I still can't believe that there is a Hades and Hades daughter in this world. What's even more incredible is that the daughter of Hades has even run to my left hand to live on it, just like the seven fairies living with Dong Yong.

Damn it! How could there be such a Seven Fairies!

Dong Yong or something, compared to me, he is even weaker!

With tears in my eyes, I shook my head and smiled bitterly.

"Xu Yu? That's all you know. Eucalyptus, please advise me from today! Ding Ding greeted me politely and made sure of her sovereignty over me.

So from this day on, my life was completely changed.

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"Yay! Big **, what are you doing......"

Ding Ding screamed miserably, desperately grabbed the sheet to cover her ** body and fled away from me. And sitting cross-legged next to me, I had black lines all over my head. Staring helplessly at Ding Ding, I raised the shirt I grabbed on my right hand and sighed: "Hey! Don't make a fuss, I'm going to get up, okay? Anyway, you can't go out without going out, right? I see that I want to get dressed, but how do you make me wear it like this? ”

His cheeks flushed and stared at me, and he cried out dissatisfiedly, "But, they don't have any clothes!" Big**, do you want to take advantage of Ding Ding? ”

It's been a long time since I saw it when it's cheap!

I couldn't complain, so I could only take a step back and say, "Okay, it's okay for me to close my eyes, right?" You put the sheets down for me, and when I'm dressed, I'll have something to cover for you. Not...... I'll buy you a set of small clothes when I get out, you're causing me too much trouble like this. ”

Under the ** of the new clothes, Ding Ding bit his lip and thought about it. Giving me a cautious look, Ding Ding confirmed, "Don't peek!" Beware of biting you! ”

Be! Be!

I was so helpless that I could only close my eyes and get dressed. But who wants a simple shirt is quite a trouble for me who is now COS one-armed Yang. I couldn't count on the dinging of my left hand, and I had to rely on my right hand alone to put on my clothes. However, although the operation is cumbersome, it is not an impossible task to slow down. But just as I could barely tuck it into my sleeve, the little creature screamed miserably.

"Yikes! Help me...... Eucalyptus, help! ”

I opened my eyes and saw that Ding Ding failed to pass through the sleeve, and the whole person was inexplicably wrapped in the soft sleeves. She struggled desperately in her clothes, but the more she did so, the more she wrapped herself like a rice dumpling. The poor little creature screamed in grief, and at the end he fell down with a whimper as if he were suffocating, and lay on my lap with his clothes and did not move.

How strange is this? Is she stupid, actually wrapped like this in a simple and through cuff.

My head was full of black lines, and I could only use my right hand to rescue Ding Ding with difficulty. "Stupid! Wouldn't it be unraveling with a pinch of your hand? Why would you be wrapped up in a sleeve! ”

"But! But with such huge sleeves, Ding Ding has never seen it. Ordinary clothes, Ding Ding absolutely no problem said. Grabbing the cuff with one hand to cover his chest, Ding Ding waved the other hand to explain loudly. Her hair was messed up, as if she had been ** by me. As for her explanation, I firmly disbelieve it. Because I've seen it through, this is a super big!

"I'm going to wear pants, do you want to avoid it?" My faint words made Ding Ding's face red.

“**！ Small eucalyptus big **! "Screamed loudly, dinging and hitting my head on the tip of my nose.

In short, in a state of collapse that no one else could have imagined, I struggled to get dressed. I'm willing to swear it's the first time I've ever learned that getting dressed is a very troublesome thing. With one right hand alone, and under the influence of some small creature, I almost wasted all my strength to put on my shirt. Even if it's just a shirt and pants in the summer, I wear it for almost half an hour. From the beginning to the end, my body was under the gaze of some curious little guy, and the grief and indignation of wearing pants and even zipping the crotch of the little guy behind my back made me almost want to kill myself. It was a feeling that I can't describe in words and it drove me crazy.

Bastard! Why is there such a thing?

I broke down and roared, and when I was about to go out, Ding Ding asked again.

"Na! Xiao Eucalyptus, wait a minute, Ding Ding is going to say hello to Xiao Eucalyptus's sister. Grabbing the cuffs of his shirt with both hands, Ding Ding indicated that he should be polite to be a fairy.

"No, you'd better find a way to get out of my hand quickly." Shaking my head firmly, I ruthlessly rejected Ding Ding's request. When I was about to see Xu Ping, I put Ding Ding into my pants pocket with a rather bad attitude. Ignoring her struggles, I walked over to Xu Ping in front of me.

In the front living room, she was taking the baked bread out of the oven.

Seeing me, Xu Ping looked up and down with a strange expression: "Why did my brother get up so early?" Don't you usually wake up at 10 o'clock at this time? By the way, I really wanted to hear who you were talking to, or a girl's voice! Brother, is it your girlfriend? ”

"Ha Luha, how is that possible. Do I have a girlfriend, you still don't know what to do? Besides, who's going to take a fancy to me? ...... "I laughed dryly, snorted, and stabbed my left arm hard to shove back some little guy trying to crawl out of his pocket. I didn't think that guy would resist, and he bit my wrist so hard that the corners of my mouth grinned. That guy has so hard teeth.

Feeling pain in my arm, I gritted my teeth and grimaced.

If you want to go home crying, you must also be strong in front of Xiao Eucalyptus. I'm sorry for the trouble for the little eucalyptus, but ding...... I...... Woohoo......"

Buried his little head in his sleeve, and shook his shoulders gently with a tinkling whimper.

And seeing Ding Ding's pitiful appearance, my heart suddenly hurt.

"Ding Ding ......"

Thinking about it from the heart, is it true that for Ding Ding, is this kind of thing even worse?

I feel like my life has been affected, but has it become more frightening for her? A little girl, but changed to a man's left hand, what a terrible scene? If it were me, maybe it would have collapsed by this time, right? And she had no way to change it, so she could only hide the fear and grievances in her heart deeply, and pretend to be casual and comfort me in turn.

This is, what a strong girl.

"I'm sorry......" I wanted to apologize to Ding Ding Dao for ignoring her feelings because I only cared about myself.

But before I could speak, the next second Ding Ding suddenly came out of my sleeve.

Looking at me with shining eyes, she smiled with tears on her face and said, "But yo! Now I find out that Xiao Eucalyptus is a good person! It's not a particularly bad thing to be able to stay by Xiao Eucalyptus's side. Of course, if the little eucalyptus can be a little better to Ding Ding, wouldn't Ding Ding be a little happier? If Xiao Eucalyptus feels that Ding Ding is sad, can she make up for Ding Ding? Na! Little eucalyptus, Ding Ding is not full yet! Ding Ding so hungry ......"

"......" Suddenly, I don't know what kind of mood I should use to smile.

This little guy really can't expect too much from her.

She's not fragile and strong, she's just a heartless little ghost!

Yes! Yes! Yes! At this time, she still remembered to eat, was she reincarnated as a starving ghost! My breakfast has been eaten by her alone, okay! He still wants to eat, doesn't this guy think about anything other than eating? Damn imp, get out of my hands, bastard!

With a flash of murderous intent in my eyes, I reached out my demon's right hand and pinched Ding Ding's cheek.

Ding Ding's little face was rounded and flattened by me, and flattened and rounded. She struggled and screamed loudly: "It hurts! Pain! What are you doing, little eucalyptus? Woo, the little eucalyptus is a bad person, help! ”

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All right. In the eyes of others, I was a very idiot who was playing games with my left and right hands, and even a girl who was screaming right. Faced with the collapsed and contemptuous gazes of passers-by who suddenly walked by, I couldn't hold on anymore and fled.

Damn, all the faces are lost.

But what!

For Ding Ding's sake, I decided to forgive her.

Showing a kind smile to Ding Ding, who was rubbing her little face with her little mouth, I touched her little head and said, "Ding Ding, what do you want to eat, I'll take you there." For the sake of you being a guest from the underworld, no matter how much you want to eat today, I will treat you. Is it really okay to eat that much, though? ”

"No problem! Ding Ding can also eat more! Burst into laughter, ding ding waving his little arms.