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The old fort didn't hand over all his foreign wealth, Yu Xiu'e went out to sell mushrooms every day, and when she came back, she was tired and had a sore back, and she didn't care about the old fort at all, so the old man and the old fort were not discovered in time, which made them really happy for a while.

It has been several days since the money has been collected. The sprinkler truck with greenery still goes in and out, pouring nutrient solution into the big pit every day. The old fort accidentally found that around the original mushroom factory, the chirping of small birds could not be heard, and when it was cloudy, there was a bad smell around the mushroom factory, and the choking people had tears in their eyes. He asked the old man, "Old man, do you feel that your eyes are a little unopen?" In the past two days, why do I always feel that tears can't stop flowing? Did I get pink eye or what? ”

The old man said, "It's nothing, I feel good." It's much more comfortable than before. Eat well, sleep well, such a good day, I haven't had enough? ”

As the sun set, the old battery said, "I feel a little nauseous and want to vomit." Go to the kidnapping clinic to get some medicine to eat, and by the way, bring back the steamed buns you ate tonight, and save yourself from buying fritters tomorrow morning. What would you like to eat? ”

The old man took out twenty yuan, handed it to the old fort, and said with a smile: "Boss, you can buy me something to eat by the way, I am a person who is not particular." ”

The old battery nodded. muttered: "Yes, an employee, there are no requirements, it's normal." Boss, I'll bring you some pig's head meat to eat, I guess you can't afford to eat other good things. ”

The old man said yes again and again, and said, "Boss, you go early and come back early." I'm going to get the mushrooms in order. When I'm done, let's have a drink together. I pay for alcohol. ”

The old fort stretched out his hand in front of the old man and said, "Give me the money for the wine." ”

The old man smiled and said, "The dignified boss, why are you so stingy?" I'll wait until the wine is bought for you. I still don't know how much the wine is, what will it be for you? ”

The old fort was right to think about it, and he made a wishful thinking in his heart: "I have to buy a bottle of good wine and slaughter you well." ”

The old fort was dreaming beautifully, and the wind was whirring under his feet, and he rode the tricycle fast. After a short period of effort, he came to the abduction clinic. Sue Liu Xueyin: "I'm sick. I want to take some medicine. ”

Liu Xueyin didn't have a good impression of the old fort, so he casually took his temperature, looked at his tongue, and rubbed it for a while, and then said slowly: "You don't have any serious illness, just some dermatitis or something, let me ask you, have you been in contact with allergens recently?" ”

The old fort looked at Liu Xueyin's face and said, "What is an allergen?" No wow. ”

"Have you ever been exposed to any chemical products? For example, have you been to a pesticide factory, a fertilizer factory, or something, and have you been exposed to toxic gases? ”

The old battery insisted: "I haven't touched the things you said." Baoshan is full of trees. Lush, bird-singing, where does the chemical gas come from? ”

Liu Xueyin said: "Yes, I know the environment of Baoshan. Although it is not a beautiful landscape, it will not be polluted. Old fort, honestly. Are you allergic to alcohol? Or go out and be dishonest, women outside, and get an STD? ”

"You got a venereal disease?" The old fort sneered at Liu Xueyin: "In the past, you fooled around with Li Er's eight lambs every day, thinking that I didn't know what? He has venereal diseases, rat sores, sores on the top of his head and pus under his feet! It's fine if you don't get into me, I'll have to stay away from you. ”

The old fort was not forgiving at all.

Liu Xueyin was extremely annoyed, and scolded at the old fort: "Get out, old immortal, see if I don't call my huge family to clean you up as a thief." ”

It happened that he came back to get a fan, and when he saw Liu Xueyin scolding the old fort, he stepped forward and asked, "Old fort, what kind of stinky fart of your mother is here?" Want to die? ”

The old fort was afraid that Da Da would beat him, so he hurriedly begged for mercy and said: "Da Da boss, it's not that I deliberately let go, it's your wife who is angry with me." I had a cold, so I came to get some medicine, but he didn't say I had a venereal disease. You say, "Can I not be angry?" ”

"Did you go out to prostitute yourself? Or are you out and the dog? ”

"Can that? I'm busy all day without touching the ground, where do I have the time to drink flower wine? I can't take care of my wife. ”

Huge quipped: "Li Er's eight lambs like to help, you can find him and take care of your wife." Originally, they were not clear. How did you get back today? Do you want to eat seafood? ”

'Eat seafood? The old battery asked.

"yes, you can't afford it, can you?" The giant deliberately provoked the old battery to see how he reacted.

The old fort jumped up suddenly, took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills in his arms and showed it to the giant, and said, "What is this?" What Lao Tzu has is money! ”

He came over and touched the waist of the old fort and asked, "Have you robbed a bank recently?" Or did you go out and touch porcelain? None of that is right. I haven't heard of a bank robbery in any place lately. Say! Where does the money come from. ”

The old fort didn't listen to the huge one. He put a lot of money back into his pocket, laughed, and the last person laughed enough, and then said mysteriously: "Lao Tzu has recently found a better errand than growing mushrooms, and he is making money every day!" What do you think? Lao Tzu made a fortune in a good way, is he greedy? ”

The huge old fort: "Old fort, you have made a fortune, who brought you on the right path?" It's my size. Think about it at the beginning, those restaurants that asked for mushrooms, did you know the relationship between Lao Tzu? Without my massiveness, where would you be the old fort today? Why don't you hurry up and set up a table at the Abduction Hotel, firstly, to celebrate your wealth, and secondly, to let us, the heroes, get some benefits. Otherwise, who's going to help you? As the saying goes, a good man has three gangs. ”

The old fort couldn't stand up to the huge combination of soft and hard, and after defeat, he agreed to treat him at the kidnapper hotel, but he still bargained: "Just eat three hundred yuan, there can't be too many people, I'm not a big boss, even if I eat a big family, it won't be my turn to eat the old fort." ”

Huge grinned, comforted the old fort and said, "Don't worry, there won't be too many people." As for the leather donkey, as well as Li Er's eight lambs, whether it is called Lao Yu or not, it is your business, I don't care. However, my wife must participate, and now it is fashionable to have dinner and bring her family, which can effectively avoid the suspicion of prostitution by men. You know what? ”

The old fort looked at Liu Xueyin's face and didn't say anything. Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, it was considered a promise.

It's hard to catch a treat, the donkey is huge, and they don't slaughter it? A table of seafood, the price grows from 300 to 600, and the gang is not scattered. The anxious old fort shouted: "Okay! Don't serve it again. I brought these prawns back with me, and my wife was waiting in the mountains. ”

When the old fort said this, he suddenly stopped talking, he suddenly remembered the eyes of the old man who touched the porcelain, and he was greedy for eating seafood here, don't let that old guy take advantage of the loophole and give me a green hat Wow! Thinking of this, the old fort jumped up, threw six hundred yuan on the table, and rushed out of the Kidnapper Hotel without looking back.

Huge said: "This guy from the old fort was shocked, what did he do?" ”

The donkey said: "Don't spoil the fun, he's gone, isn't the wine and food still there, he's gone, let's drink ours." It's huge, that's a lot of 600 yuan, you have to serve some good food. ”

Da Da hurriedly put away the money on the table, and said with a smile: "This money is not enough, so I will eat less." So saying, he picked up one of the largest crabs and carried them into the kitchen, and before he could get out, the crab was already in a plastic bag. He happily hung the plastic bag on the back of the chair where Liu Xueyin was sitting. Didn't say anything. He just beckoned, "Come, drink, drink." ”

Li Er shook his head, and the donkey sighed. There is really no good way for everyone to deal with the huge hob meat. (The novel "Diary of an East Kidnapper" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner "Add Friends", search for the official account "ddxiaoshuo" and follow, hurry up! (To be continued......)