113 Flirting with a donkey
Wen Xu lowered his head and rubbed Shen Ruchu's neck, and said with a smile: "Chu'er, you are so fragrant." ”
Shen Ruchu smiled: "Of course, who is like you stinky men, so stinky!" ”
Wen Xu was very sensitive to "you stinky men", and said: "What do you mean by 'you stinky men'?" Could there be other men? Chu'er, I'm ...... You're so beautiful, I'm not at home during this time, and there are no stinky men to harass you, right? ”
He said as he reached out with one free hand to touch his nose.
Shen Ruchu kicked him with his foot and scolded: "If you talk about me like that again, I'm angry!" ”
Wen Xu hurriedly said: "Madame forgives, Madame forgives you!" The little one doesn't dare to ask anymore - it's just that the lady is as beautiful as a fairy, and the ice and snow are smart, so people are worried. ”
Shen Ruchu burst out laughing, this guy has started to sell cute, so he said, "Really? Are you worried? Here, give this girl a smile. As soon as she turned around, she pretended to stroke Wen Xu's chin lightly.
Wen Xu smiled and said, "Chu'er, you are still so naughty." ”
Shen Ruchu waved his hand and said, "You laugh so roughly, who likes it!" ”
Wen Xu laughed again, and then said, "Drive!" ”
Shen Ruchu didn't sit down and almost fell down, but Wen Xu firmly hugged her waist and said with a smile: "Chu'er is sitting firm, you have to whip up your husband quickly!" ”
When he returned home, Shen Ruchu hadn't come back to his senses, Wen Xu jumped off the horse, picked up Shen Ruchu, and ran to the inner room, making a strange sound in his throat, kissing his mouth, and said, "Good Chu'er, I want to kill you!" I miss you so much, I think about it day and night. ”
Shen Ruchu pushed him and scolded: "I've never seen you so anxious!" ”
Wen Xu smiled: "I miss you, Chu'er!" All I think about is you. ”
Shen Ruchu had already had a physiological reaction to being teased by him right away. This infection of his fiery enthusiasm has long been uncontrollable, and the embarrassing sound came from the abdominal cavity, which made Wen Xu unable to help himself, and he couldn't wait to hug Shen Ruchu and go to have a good time immediately.
"Go wash it, I don't want to be so close to a stinky person." Shen Ruchu said coquettishly.
Wen Xu smiled: "Okay, then Mrs. wait for me." ”
The red sleeves and licorice are in the house, and there is naturally no shortage of hot water, so Wen Xu hurriedly ordered someone to prepare a hot water bath, and Shen Ruchu tidied up his clothes. After a brief bun again, he went to the bath room, Wen Xu had already taken off his armor and jumped into the bathtub with a pop.
Shen Ruchu said angrily: "Take a shower without taking off your underwear? I've never seen you so sloppy. After all, he poured water on him, helped him rub his back, and then untied his crown and combed his hair.
I have to say that Wen Xu's hair is dark and thick. Shen Ruchu touched the bright and smooth hair, but he couldn't put it down.
"What, I like my husband's hair very much? Why don't I cut a piece for you and use it as an object of love? Wen Xu half-jokingly.
Shen Ruchu slapped him. said: "Okay, if you dare to cut it, I'll see it." She touched the solid and broad back, only to see that the back was elastic and clear, and said, "It turns out that our Wen Xu's figure is so good!" ”
Wen Xu smiled proudly. Said: "Obsessed with me, right?" ”
Shen Ruchu chuckled and said, "Narcissism! ”
"Chu'er, how did you spend this time at home alone? There is no sickness. Have you encountered any difficulties? Is there much going on in the hospital? Who is that, has Gong Yunfeng been courteous recently? ”
Shen Ruchu smiled: "I'm alone, I don't have anything to do at home, just read a book, and then, think about a certain pig's head." As for being sick, look at me, I'm as good as a cow! Difficulty? I think about it, well, I think of one thing, that Yao Guangzu saw me in Yaxing a few days ago, thinking about plotting against me. ”
Before Shen Ruchu could speak, Wen Xu, who was taking a bath freely, jumped up and scolded: "This turtle grandson, next time Lao Tzu sees him, I have to make him look good!" ”
Whoever dares to touch Shen Ruchu's idea, it is simply an idea that hits his eyeballs, and it must be strongly stopped!
Shen Ruchu pressed him down and said with a smile: "Don't be impatient, don't be impatient." You've just come back, and I have a lot to report, ahem, and one of those things is that I'm a loser. ”
Wen Xu smiled indifferently and said, "Isn't it for men to make money for women, it's not enough to tell me, tell you, the master is a rich man, a gold master!" ”
Shen Ruchu sneered and said, "Really? It turns out that our master is a rich man, and my slave family has to serve my lord well, and my lord can't be too stingy. ”
Wen Xu stretched out his head and said with a smile: "When have I ever been stingy?" My whole being is yours, Chu'er. Tell me, how did you lose? By the way, you're kicking the quilt while I'm away? In the past, I had to help you cover the quilt several times a night, and next time I kicked the quilt, I would not be spared, and I would definitely spank my ass! ”
Shen Ruchu looked scared, and said with a smile: "I, I bought two subordinates, of course, not for our yard, I am for other purposes." It's just in time for you to come back, I have something very important to discuss with you, and you must promise me. ”
She twisted the sugar silk and coquettishly at Wen Xu.
Wen Xu was obviously very useful, closed his eyes and shook his head, and said: "Help the master scratch his back, and serve comfortably, just a stupid person like the master, what else can't I promise you." ”
Shen Ruchu hated his teeth itching, and at the same time seriously helped Wen Xu scratch his back, and said with a smile: "What about you, what do you have to explain to me?" You came back this time to get promoted and make a fortune? ”
Wen Xu took the opportunity to hug Shen Ruchu, kissed her fiercely on the mouth, and said with a smile: "Yes, madam, you are really my lucky star!" You see that not long after you entered the door, I was promoted and made a fortune, and I am now a military school of Liupin! Hehe, I was promoted two more levels, and I was rewarded with a lot of silver, and I handed it all over to my wife in a while, and I just asked my wife to reward me with a few mouthfuls of food. ”
Shen Ruchu smacked him and scolded coquettishly: "If you are hungry one day, you can't do it, just talk nonsense!" I bought a little girl, and the food cooked was very good, so I will eat more later. ”
Wen Xu pursed his lips, ignored it, and said, "You are deliberately misinterpreting my meaning, I don't mean rice when I say 'full rice'." He came to Shen Ruchu and whispered to her a few times, Shen Ruchu only felt a fever at the base of his ear, and suddenly his face was red and his ears were red, and he punched him. scolded: "No shape! I haven't seen you for half a month, and I've learned a bad stomach! ”
Wen Xu looked at Shen Ruchu's shy appearance, smiled and said, "I can't wait now, I'm really starving!" After speaking, he pulled Shen Ruchu over for a kiss, and Wen Xu almost couldn't hold back the sound of humbling, wanting to pull her into the bathtub and slam the clouds/rain fiercely.
Shen Ruchu wanted to welcome and refuse, of course, he didn't plan to come completely according to his wishes, otherwise he would be in the bathroom in broad daylight. It's really not a decent thing to rumor, but Wen Xu is on the rise now, and he has come back with military merits, which doesn't ruin his interest, not to mention that men often follow the donkey, and they have to follow him to tame him.
The two were flirting, and Songyue knocked on the door outside and said, "Madame......"
Shen Ruchu frowned. This kid is so blind, usually so clever, wouldn't he not know that they are the concubines and concubines, right?
"What's the matter?" There was a hint of displeasure in Shen Ruchu's voice.
If it is according to Dayan's etiquette rules, how can there be a couple bathing during the day. What's more, no one knows what they are doing inside, and it is not appropriate to spread it after all, but Shen Ruchu's thinking of modern people will not take care of those. Happy to accompany Wen Xu to make trouble.
Song Yue also knew that it was inappropriate to come and disturb at this time, and said, "Madam, Second Miss Shen is still in the hall. She thought about it. Since Shen Nianqing has reconciled and has nothing to do with the Yao family, it is impossible to be wrong to simply call it according to the ranking when he was in the Shen family.
Shen Ruchu kissed Wen Xu on the face and said, "I'll go out first, my sister has already reconciled with Yao Guangzu, and I will take her to our house for a few days." ”
Wen Xu was originally restless, and was teased by Shen Ruchu like this, and stood up from the bathtub with a sloppy face, a smooth lower abdomen, perfect curves, and a glittering splash of water on wheat-colored healthy skin, and the mermaid line was clearly visible, the only discord was the location of a certain iron pestle, and he was holding his head high with interest and eager to try.
Shen Ruchu couldn't help but stretch out his hand and knock on it, and said, "Be honest with me!" ”
Wen Xu hurriedly covered it with his hand and said, "Madam, it's very delicate." If you don't comfort it, forget it, and beat it, how can I be embarrassed to be a big brother! ”
Shen Ruchu couldn't cry or laugh, and found that Wen Xu was getting poorer and poorer, and said with a smile: "You are so poor again, be careful that I open the door and let the maids come to see." Let Xiaobai also come to pay a visit. ”
There was a "meow" sound outside the door, and Xiaobai was really outside the door.
Wen Xu hurriedly dived into the water, looked at Shen Ruchu hatefully, and said, "Hmph, little girl, count you ruthless!" Wait a minute, let you beg for mercy. ”
Shen Ruchu deliberately bewitched the haircut, twisted his slender waist, and said, "Then you come out!" Do you want me to find a maid to serve first? ”
Speaking of the maid's service, Songyue listened really brightly outside, and her little face turned red all of a sudden, to say that the best way to upgrade the maid is to climb into the bed of the male master, and then give birth to a son and a half daughter, even if it is a concubine, it is also half a master, in this situation, Songyue does not dare to hope, firstly, she has no ambition, and secondly, Wen Xu has never looked at her squarely.
Wen Xu hurriedly said: "You dare!" ”
Shen Ruchu walked out of the room with a smile, Song Yue was standing a foot away from the door, saw her come out, hurriedly blessed herself, and said, "Second Miss Shen is waiting for you." ”
Shen Ruchu said: "Let licorice make two more dishes." ”
went to the guest hall to settle Shen Nianqing, set a room, and assigned Red Sleeves to come over to serve her temporarily, seeing Red Sleeves, Shen Nianqing's eyes turned red, and muttered: "Like, it's really like a spring peach." ”
Shen Ruchu realized that this was thinking of her maid, I am afraid that this maid is already unlucky in Yaofu, and she will go to licorice to inquire when she turns around. (To be continued......)
PS: Bow and thank the snowflakes ~ fluttering ~ drifting ~ , Mercury's masked superman for the precious peace charm. Doudou has been physically and mentally exhausted recently, and he chooses a career he likes with a determination to die; After a long and uninterrupted Cold War, he ended a relationship that he was not even optimistic about. I'm going to go on without looking back, without looking back. I haven't coded much in the past few days, my eyes hurt, in case I break off, I will take care of it, and I will make up for it.