When they walked out, Zhang Wen suddenly remembered something, and suddenly turned his head and said, "Officer Xiao, I see that this Yin Hall is a little dark, you have to be careful in the past two days, I'm afraid you will have a bloody disaster." ”

The other people walked out of the hall almost at the same time with a smile, they all felt that Zhang Wen was deliberately saying this to disgust Officer Xiao, but they were embarrassed to laugh at this time, as if they hadn't heard Zhang Wen's words, and walked out of the gang with a smile.

Officer Xiao also looked at him with some tears and laughter, and didn't know how to answer, and he also believed in his heart that Zhang Wen was deliberately playing a prank. Zhang Wen shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and followed out, anyway, he has already warned you, whether you believe it or not is your own business.

After they came out, because the fat man's uncle drove back in a small car, the fat man followed the car home after they came out. The others also went back to their respective homes separately, because Zhang Wen and Wang Xinya's homes were not far apart, so he was responsible for sending Wang Xinya home.

Zhang Wen smiled at Wang Xinya and said, "Today's weather is good, the sun is shining, and there are no clouds." ”

Wang Xinya glanced at him, "Do you have anything else to say?" Even the weather was brought up to talk about it. ”

Zhang Wen touched his nose, "Then what else can I say?" Can I still ask you how it feels to be insulted? ”

"Stinky mosquito, you go die, you can't speak human words." Wang Xinya scolded a little annoyed, this guy is typical of the stinky problem of not opening which pot to mention.

Zhang Wen winked at her and said with a smile, "Actually, I'm praising you, think about it, if you look like Zhu Bajie's sister, the ghost is willing to tease you." Oh no, it's supposed to be a pig that's willing to tease you. Didn't you notice that no one was teasing me? I just think I'm too shabby. If you put on a white dress, the person who sees it will think that you have met an angel in white. ”

Wang Xinya burst out laughing, "Is it so exaggerated as you say?" I remember as if someone was getting love letters or something all the time. ”

"Am I unable to receive a love letter? I don't remember, you remember. Zhang Wen looked like he was thinking.

"You don't come, I'm your tablemate, I don't know if you have received a love letter."

Zhang Wen raised his head and looked her up and down carefully, and said strangely, "Why didn't you peek at me receiving love letters?" Do you like me? ”

"What nonsense are you talking about, the ghost has taken a fancy to you." Wang Xinya suddenly screamed as if she had stepped on a snake.

Zhang Wen touched his nose and said helplessly, "No, there is no one, why are you calling it so loud, it's too faceless, no matter how you say that I saved you today, even if you pretend to say that you like me, you will die." ”

"That's not necessarily, if you don't do it, you'll die." Wang Xinya raised her chin to show disdain.

Zhang Wen sighed, "Then there is no way, if you say that you will die, then don't say it, otherwise my sin will be great." ”

"Thank you for today's events." Wang Xinya said as if she was inadvertent, but her eyes looked away.

Zhang Wen suddenly froze, he couldn't have imagined that he would say the words Xie Lu Xie from Wang Xinya's mouth, and after a while, he raised his eyes to look at Zhang Xinya and said, "I heard it right, you told me Xie Lu Xie?" ”

"If you can't hear it, forget it." Wang Xinya still looked away.

"Heh, I can pretend you didn't say anything just now, okay."

"No, you're just too fake."

"Why, didn't I follow your words?"

"There you have it."

The next day, the bell for class began to ring. The students standing outside walked into the classroom one after another.

Finally, a chubby woman in her forties walked in briskly with a thick file bag.

"Stand up." Wang Xinya, who was the class leader, took the lead in standing up, "Hello teacher." ”

"Hello students, sit down." The teacher said lightly to the classmates, "Now send the test papers from last week, and I will read the name and take your own test papers." ”

"Wang Xinya scored 93 points, this result is not bad, continue to work hard."

"Zeng Qiang scored 55 points, and he failed again, so I will find your parents tomorrow."

Seeing the fat man walking down with a sad face with his test paper, Zhang Wen secretly gloated at him.

"Zhang Wen, 65 points." When Zhang Wen's name was read, the teacher's anger soared, "Zhang Wen, what kind of composition you wrote, you can see for yourself." You stand on the podium and read your essay to your classmates. ”

"Teacher Liao, don't read it." Zhang Wen looked at her with some stupidity.

"Do you feel embarrassed too? Read, must read. Teacher Liao almost roared.

Read it, the east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom in this world. What my brother wrote was the truth, what was there to be afraid of, Zhang Wen took the test paper and read it aloud.

"Topic, good people and good deeds I met on the way to school." Zhang Wen paused and continued to read aloud, "I think that the person who came up with this topic would come up with this kind of question purely because his head was caught by the door." Here's why.

First, it's only a five-minute walk from my home to school. How can so many good people and good deeds happen in such a short distance. Isn't that forcing us to make up stories? The fact that our teachers have taught us to be honest children since elementary school and are now forcing us to make up stories is a paradox.

Second, I don't know if if if I pick up a penny and hand it over to the policeman's uncle, it will be considered a good deed. Of course, the teacher also said that we should know how to be humble. I've always been a humble person, so if I did do such a good thing, I wouldn't be embarrassed to say it.

Third, when the police uncle receives this penny, will he feel that a penny is too little. Now I can't even buy a penny of candy, so I might as well buy a piece of candy and give it to the policeman..."

Before Zhang Wen finished reading, the classmates below couldn't bear it, and they all burst into laughter.

"See for yourself what you wrote, and you're embarrassed to read it so aloud. Call your parents tomorrow. "The unique skills of teachers in this era are called parents at every turn.

This is called the debt of the moon, and it has to be repaid quickly. Zhang Wen had just gloated at the fat man, and now he was enjoying the same treatment, and the fat man was also grimacing at him.

"Teacher, don't you call parents if you fail? Now that I'm sixty-five, I don't need to call my parents. ”

"Now Zhilu Dao is scared. If I call you a parent, you call a parent, why do you say so much? Go down and sit down, and now continue to send the test papers, Xing Xiaomei, 83 points. ”

Zhang Wen walked down with the test papers, and called the parents. Anyway, I don't know how many times I've been called since I was a child, and I'm used to it.

The teacher finally finished handing out all the test papers, and Teacher Liao continued, "Students, now explain the questions in the test papers. ”

The long class time, for those students who have poor test scores, is as uncomfortable as a year. I was thinking about calling my parents, but I didn't know if I would go back this time to fry shredded pork with bamboo shoots or braised pork on the soles of my shoes.

Finally got up until the end of school, and after the teacher said to leave school, the classroom exploded with a bang. The classmates all walked out of the room, and the mouse stood up and gloated and smiled, "Mosquito, your article is so interesting, I think that the person who came up with this topic will come up with this boring topic purely because his head is caught by the door, and he scolds the teacher openly." My admiration for you is really like the water of the Yellow River, what a pity. Call the parents. Haha..."

Ma Wei said seriously, "It is also possible that the parents of the mosquitoes come to praise him, after all, there are too few people who dare to tell the truth." But I still think let's pray for you first, Amitabha bless you, take care, child. ”

"Go, go, stay. Now I envy the fat man for having a superb grandmother. Do you remember when you were in elementary school, when the teacher visited their home? Zhang Wen said this is a very funny story.

"Tell me what's going on." Wang Xinya curiously asked everyone's thoughts.

"Don't say it, if you dare to say that I'm not done with you." The fat man suddenly became nervous and threatened viciously.

"Leave him alone, hand him over to me and Ponytail, you hurry up." Seeing the fat man's anxious appearance, the mouse knew that it must be a fun thing again, and he and Ponytail pressed the fat man's hand alone.

"It was once a fat man who was drunk and told me, one time he didn't go to class, and then the teacher went to their house to visit his home, and his grandmother blocked him outside and told him, you hurry up and hide, you skipped school today, and the teacher came to the house. The fat man was startled and said, Grandma, you have to hide, I asked for leave a few days ago and said that you passed away. Her grandmother went back to the teacher and said she was sorry. Teacher, this is the first time I've come back to see it. Then I remember that the fat man beat his dad up. ”

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