This popular science is not too harmonious.

It was also at this moment that Pu Youshi suddenly discovered his potential as a hooligan.

The system that is not working is arrogant. In the face of Pu Youshi's various problems, he is basically in a state of ignoring him, and Pu Youshi, who is really curious and a little excessive, can only use the threat trick of poking others to get him.

Drag me and poke you again. I'll rub it, is this weird tone really appropriate?

Not to mention that there is a rebirth to have this kind of life experience, let's just say that I have eaten more rice in the past few years, and I won't be able to get a little kid.

Sure enough, in the face of Pu Youshi, he became more and more excessive, "Hey, I really poked." Can you really feel the pain? What exactly does it hurt? Is chrysanthemum tight? "And so on and so on for crazy questions. The little kid gritted his teeth and spat out four words, "Host contract." ”

What is that? A huge question piled up in her mind.

And then he was unceremoniously despised. "Hey, you were stupid before, weren't you?"

"Aren't you?" Pu Youshi was not to be outdone, and sneered, "I know that I will definitely continue to poke you if I don't get an answer, and you still come to provoke me, are you shaking M?" ”

There was silence for a while, and then I heard the click of the watch.

"Hey, if you can't talk about people, you'll run away! Beware of playing badly! Hearing that the voice became more and more crazy, Pu Youshi hurriedly stopped him, but he didn't know what Lu Dao was for, and it seemed that it sounded so evil if it was broken.

After a minute, the voice stopped, and the little boy said in a muffled voice, "See for yourself." ”

Pu Youshi raised her eyebrows and glanced over, the place where it should have been a clock was a paragraph of words at the moment, she couldn't help but think, this thing can also read e-books, it seems to be very high-end, but her mouth couldn't help but read it, "Host contract." Both parties confirm the affiliation from the moment they are bound. The owner must fulfill the following obligations. First, give your baby a name he likes. Second, have a friendly exchange with him every day. Third, protect him from harm and from any danger. Fourth, recharge him on time and replenish his energy. Fifth, educate your baby well and grow up with him. Sixth...... "Originally, I still complained about it from time to time, but these obligations are becoming more and more detailed, and it is even more troublesome than raising a child, and it seems to be far endless." She brushed it twice, pulled the thing directly to the back page, and found the pet obligation, but no matter how she looked at it repeatedly, even if her eyes were about to fall out, there was only a short line of words. "Pet obligations. Always love your master, be there for him and not change because of anything. It sounded like nonsense, and Pu Youshi gently pulled his mouth.

Then I heard the little boy's voice, although he was not very happy, but still revealed a serious tone and promised, "Although you are a little stupid, I will do it." ”

Pu Youshi was stunned for a while, and then he realized that what he said meant would fulfill his obligations, love her well, and accompany her, and suddenly a strange feeling came to her heart.

She is a person who is very afraid of loneliness, single parent, mother has been absent for a long time, and the person she loves with all her heart once split her legs, she remembers that she was upset at the time, and she wanted to find someone to vent and pour out, so she clicked on her QQ. It was not surprising to see her "best friend" avatar shining, this best friend she met when she was scolding people on the forum. She speaks very straightforwardly and is very likable to her. But after the two of them got acquainted with each other from the forum, they couldn't help but be scared by each other's screen names when they added QQ. A non-human name like "If you love me, you will ride me", how much you have to shake M's heart to come up. Especially when Zhilu said that he was actually still a man, he was immediately classified by her into the perverted category. He simply speaks and does things with a sharp tongue, and he has a wide range of knowledge, and he has no terrible habits that are not mainstream, so he slowly talks about nothing. So she typed a few words concisely and said, "Go, go and cut people." ”

As a result, the other party completely ignored her. In fact, if you think about it carefully, the other party may just hang up, there is something temporary or other reasons, and at that moment, Pu Youshi just walked into a dead end and hit the south wall, and there was no reply for five minutes, which directly became the last straw that overwhelmed the camel. Her heart was like ashes, she had nothing to love, and she chose to end her life.

And God gave her a chance to start over, and she looked at this world anew. Re-type those four words to this person. Then, after calmly waiting, she finally realized that her state of mind was very different at this moment.

And seven minutes later, I finally got a reply from the other party, "where is it". Pu Youshi laughed inexplicably. Life is so good, but I'm so irritable, it's not good. It turns out that if you wait another two minutes, you may not die. And if he hadn't left, he might not have heard the reluctant promises of such a cold, lifeless system to himself.

She skillfully operated her own account and rode the game to cut people. The rhythm of life seems to be familiar again.

said that she was going to cut people, looking at her appearance of only attacking and not defending, it was almost the same as giving people heads. After being hacked to death a few times, he was even more unhappy and said, "Forget it, let's go play Lianliankan." ”

If you usually "love me, you will ride me", she would definitely laugh at her for not being able to control games other than stand-alone games with such an IQ, but looking at her rampaging and self-defeating appearance, it still feels a little wrong, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Pu Youshi was stunned by the question, he rubbed his face viciously, thinking that he couldn't see it, so he said stiffly: "It's nothing." ”

Thinking about it, I feel that it's boring to listen like this, anyway, everyone is a netizen, and no one knows anyone, so there is no need to hide anything, so I typed word by word in the dialog box: "Ride, I was split." ”

It's like I've been reborn, and I've been given a golden finger and just go through the words in my head, and if I say it, I'm probably going to be treated as a psychopath.