Chapter 771 - News of a Hundred Dollars to Buy
Ren Wujian Bafang was so angry that he clenched his fists tightly, he couldn't imagine that even a small taxi driver would worship the Asuka group so much and despise the ninja group.
The driver controlled the steering wheel with one hand, and suddenly asked curiously: "By the way, what are you doing in the Night King K Hall at night?" ”
"You're asking too much!" Ren Wujian replied gloomily.
"Boom!" The driver tilted his head, squinted at the other party, and muttered: "You have a big temper, why do you talk so arrogantly!" The whole self seems to be a killer. Let me tell you this, before driving, I also practiced sanda, and I also have a group of friends on the rivers and lakes! ”
Ren Wujian said secretly: "Killers are not, but they are in charge of a group of killers!" Speak up and let your ten souls scare nine souls! "I wanted to teach the driver a profound lesson, but after thinking about it, they carry so many guests every day, and they know all kinds of dragons, ghosts, snakes, gods, crooked melons and cracked dates, and they must be able to hear a lot of things that others can't hear and understand things that others don't know.
Ren Wujian Bafang took out a hundred-yuan bill from his wallet and said with a smile: "I'm curious, what abilities do these subordinates of Tang Yulan have, can you tell me about it?" ”
"I'm not a storyteller, do you think money can buy me?" The driver grabbed the money, pinched his thumb in the corner, knew that it was real money, paused, and then said: "However, I see that you have a strong desire to learn, in order to thank and promote the leaders of the Flying Bird Troupe, I will reluctantly explain it to you." ”
Ren Wujian straightened his chest, pricked up his ears, and said, "Okay, you can talk quickly." ”
"Speaking of the Flying Bird Group, Tang Yulan's subordinates, we can't help but mention Xie Sanbiao. Xie Sanbiao has the reputation of "Sanbiao Murderer". Originally, he was just a small thug under Lei Bushan, the boss of the Hongshun Party. Xie Sanbiao dreamed one night that a golden dragon soared from mid-air, and the golden dragon told Xie Sanbiao and said, ......"
"Stop, 02, stop!" Ren Wujian frowned and said, "Are you talking about history or mythology, to be practical." ”
"Actual." The driver controlled the steering wheel with his left hand, drove towards Dongcheng District, Lingjiang City, patted his thigh with his right hand, and said: "These three Biao murderers are fierce, good at using a pair of iron fists, he is burly, his eyes are like copper bells, when the Flying Bird Regiment was established, he followed Tang Yulan to fight in all directions, and made great contributions." Besides, Sun Changxiao, the second person in the Flying Bird Regiment, is good at using long knives. With a single swing of the sword, it can cut the burning candle into seven sections without extinguishing the flame. It is said that in the summer, he was so tired of flies that he cut off their wings with a single sword, but did not want them to die. ”
"How is that possible?" Ren Wujian's eyes lit up, and he said in a deep voice: "Could it be that he has also been reborn?" ”
"Reborn...... What kind of fetus is removed? The driver didn't know why, waved his hand, and opened the river: "It's already over, it's all over!" ”
"Yes!" Ren Wujian said secretly: "I should have thought a long time ago that Tang Yulan is definitely not the only master of the Flying Bird Regiment, if it weren't for this, how could he win our ninja martial arts group." Fortunately, I had the foresight to invite the Emperor of Martial Arts, so I didn't have to worry about it. ”
The driver secretly glanced at Ren Wujian, saw his surprised and sluggish appearance, and was secretly proud in his heart, and then said: "The Flying Bird Regiment is a master like a cloud, otherwise how dare you give it this name." Take you to pretend to take you to fly, the birds can fly! ”
Ren Wujian didn't hear what the other party said, and nodded subconsciously.
The driver saw that he was stupid, and he was even more interested, and said endlessly: "And that Zuo Shaohan, the fortune teller Sun Banxian in the north of the city all said that he is the reincarnation of a golden-bodied Arhat, copper skin and iron bones, and the sword is not injured, when he went to the bathhouse to take a bath, the master who rubbed his back was not strong enough, and he had no choice but to take a hammer of more than ten catties and smash it on his back again and again!" ”
Ren Wujian snorted in all directions, widened his eyes and said, "Then you can't be stoned to death?!" ”
"I don't know it!" The driver slowed down, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted: "Zuo Shaohan doesn't love women or money, what he loves is this mouthful, the more he smashes, the more energetic he is." ”
Ren Wujian licked his dry lips and said, "There is such a strange thing. ”
These words fell on the ears of ordinary people, and it was hard to believe. It's strange to smash with that hammer and not kill people! But Ren Wujian is well-informed and knows that there are many capable people in this world. Not to mention, the Martial Emperor in front of him, his ability is not something that can be guessed with common sense, so the more mysterious things are, the more he sounds true.
"Of course." The driver was afraid that the other party would not believe it, so he patted his chest and said in a serious way: "This ...... I've seen them all. If it's not your 100 yuan message fee, I won't sue you. ”
Ren Wujian stared at the driver in all directions, looked at him carefully, and found no signs of lying.
It's no wonder that if you talk about those honest gringos, there are inevitably some traces in body language.
This driver is the wine and meat in the market, during the festival and the New Year, relatives and friends gather at a table, not a few hours of nonsense, said the sky, a long time, the experience of lying will naturally be practiced, don't care what to say, first keep the righteousness, the face is not red, not panting.
"The Flying Birds are really different!" Ren Wujian Bafang muttered softly, and secretly resolved that after the Emperor of Martial Arts got rid of Tang Yulan, he would let him get rid of Xie Sanbiao, Sun Changxiao, Zuo Shaohan and others one after another.
"And this crow, do you know whom? The god of the birds! The driver continued to boast: "That's the god of the Flying Birds, and his driving skills are unparalleled." When he drives, he can land on two wheels and his speed does not decrease! ”
Ren Wujian breathed a sigh of relief and said, "This car god is very ordinary, there are really many stunt drivers who can land on two wheels." ”
"That's a lot!" The driver got farther and farther away from the Night King's K hall, and said, "Well, that's my mistake. It seems that once, the crow drove the car, and there was a vicious little Wa country chasing and killing behind him, and there was a siege of the Angry Beast Alliance in front, and the sniper shot and destroyed three tires, seeing that there was nowhere to escape, the crow steering wheel was just like that, and only one tire on the left rear landed on the ground, and ran eighteen streets in a row, and finally got rid of the opponent. ”
"What!" Ren Wujian was stunned for a moment, and said coldly: "Your cowhide is too big, you can drive it for me, and I'll see how to drive with a tire!" ”
"Boom!" The driver shouted: "You can't get along with me sincerely, I'm not a car god, of course I can't, I wanted to tell you the story of Fat Head Six." I think it's over, you're obviously jealous! ”
"I remember that the Night King's Hall K is not too far from the Universal Building, why hasn't it arrived yet?" Ren Wujian looked at the long and deep streets in the distance, and the front where the high beams could not shine, it was as if there was a demon with a long mouth, waiting to devour people.