Chapter 35 Friendship between men and women's dormitories
After Liu Wenjun received a call from Min Piaopiao, the four friends in the 403 dormitory finally reached an unprecedented climax in the Heavenly Providence Garden. Because Min Piaopiao brought a news that made Liu Wudao and Zhou Bingwen excited, Zhao Xue and Min Piaopiao's girls' dormitory was going to have a friendship with dormitory 403.
On a youthful college campus, friendship is a great thing to promote the harmony of yin and yang. Liu Wudao and Zhou Bingwen's situation of being alone for more than a year was finally broken, and the two drank three bottles of cold beer together. Rao is Wu Hong's temper is good, and he can't help but despise the two.
At the end, Zhou Bingwen grabbed Wu Hong's hand, and under the catalysis of more than a dozen bottles of beer, he poured out his heart with a handful of snot and tears.
"Xiaohong, you don't know how hard it is to be single~ Seeing that you and the cheap army have company, I don't want to mention how depressed I am. Now Zhao Xue and their dormitory are going to have a friendship with our dormitory, ha, ha, buddy can borrow your light, and can legitimately hold hands with women in reality and talk about life. ”
Liu Wudao interjected with a pair of red eyes: "Sour Wen, you can't be called Xiaohong anymore in the future, you should be called Brother Hong instead!" If there wasn't Brother Hong, we would still have to be single now! ”
Zhou Bingwen and Liu Wudao touched each other, nodded again and again: "Yes, Brother Hong, the happiness of the younger brother will be handed over to you in the future!" ”
At this time, the waiter who passed by this table came over and said mysteriously: "A few people, I accidentally heard just now, there is a girls' dormitory willing to socialize with you?" This is providence! This is the good luck that our Providence Garden brings to you, and you must choose our Providence Grace Garden for dinner when you meet in the future. If you spend more than 500 yuan, you can get 85% off~"
Liu Wenjun slapped the table and said, "Okay, well said!" In the future, Providence Garden will be the first choice for our social gatherings. ”
It wasn't until the lights came on that Wu Hong, who was pretending to be drunk, dragged three really drunk friends and finally returned to the dormitory. Soon after the three of them were placed, the snoring began one after another.
Wu Hong picked up the basin and towel and went to the public restroom. The corridor is very deserted, and the male compatriots who went out on a date are still doing their hands and feet in an unknown corner of the playground at this time; And the boy who went to self-study is still in the classroom with stacks of thick literature.
However, there were unexpectedly two or three classmates wearing pants in the bathroom, Wu Hong recognized them, nodded and said hello, and began to wash up by himself.
After a while, Wu Hong felt a hehe smirk coming from beside him. When I looked up, it turned out to be Shen Fangtian, who had just said hello. At this time, he was holding his face and flattering him: "Wu Hong, Brother Hong, you are really the chief cow in our courtyard." We all saw it in the afternoon. can go to the goddess Ouyang Rambo, not to mention our business school, even if you look at the entire Yannan University, you are also the first! The other two classmates who were washing clothes also put down the clothes in hand and tried their best to echo Shen Fangtian.
"Actually, Ouyang Jingyao and I are just ordinary friends." Due to the sensational effect of the two of them appearing on campus at the same time today, Wu Hong began to reassess the extraordinary influence of being with Ouyang Jingyao. It is undoubtedly a good thing to be admired and envied, but everything is too much, Wu Hong has already experienced the embarrassing situation of becoming the focus of attention of the whole school, so he has the heart to explain.
Who knew that Shen Fangtian waved his hands and said: "Brother Hong, you don't need to explain, we know ......"
In the dead of night, the three friends in dormitory 403 were already snoring like thunder. Wu Hong lay alone on the bed, carefully digesting the refined martial arts plan that Alice had carefully created for him. On the virtual screen in her mind, Alice seemed to have grown a few centimeters, and for the first time in her life, she wore high heels, and she had a gorgeous feeling of looking forward to life and pearlescent swaying.
Feeling the subtle changes in Wu Hong's mood, Alice turned around proudly, took out the teaching rod and began to carefully explain how to break through the acquired realm in martial arts and reach the innate realm by refining the "Nine Spirit Needle Sutra". Alice has conducted detailed research on all kinds of martial arts cheats left over from thousands of years of Chinese civilization, including finished and semi-finished exercises.
In the end, Alice got inspiration from the most widely circulated and integrated Taijiquan and Xingyi Boxing, as well as some of the qigong mental methods that focus on health preservation and longevity, and redesigned the movements of each set of needles while keeping the essence of the needle method unchanged, combined with the mystery of the Nine Spirits Body Method.
On the virtual screen, Alice's improved Nine Spirit Needle Method was slowly replayed, and after Wu Hong saw it, he couldn't help but be moved.
"Alice, the Nine Spirit Needle Method has been improved by you, although the difficulty of applying the needle has increased slightly, but the efficacy has nearly doubled, and it can also have the effect of cultivating martial arts. Alice, you're awesome! ”
Alice's little face was raised, and the corners of her mouth said with a smug smile: "This girl is a super intelligent life, and this girl has recently gained a deeper understanding of the mysteries in the Huaxia Xuanjing. But it's a pity, I can't cultivate, otherwise I won't be cheaper for you. ”
Wu Hongluo said bitterly: "It's better to say whether it's cheap or not, if there are loopholes in the exercises you come up with, won't I, a guinea pig, be miserable?" ”
"Hmph, don't talk nonsense, you dare to doubt my IQ!"
"Hehe, don't dare~ This improved version of the "Nine Spirit Needle Sutra" is really thank you, Alice."
Hearing Wu Hong's sincere thanks, Alice twisted a little and said, "Then can I make a small request?" ”
"Huh? Do you have a request? ”
Alice nodded and said, "Yes, my consciousness has evolved very quickly recently, and many of these metaphysical books have contributed to it. But I also gradually found that I had hit a bottleneck. ”
Wu Hong was suddenly at a loss, so he hurriedly asked with concern: "What is the bottleneck, can I help you?" ”
Alice went on to explain, "You know, I evolved from a super AI program, and now as my consciousness grows, my computing power is a constraint. Like a dwarf, a small body, an adult's head. ”
With such a metaphor, Wu Hong suddenly understood.
"Is there anything you can do about it?"
"Of course there is, but it seems to be against your principles."
"Let's talk about it."
"Although the computer technology on the earth is still relatively backward, it is superior in number. As long as you allow me to hack into the Internet on Earth, I will secretly parasitize in the background. Then my computing power can be replenished very quickly. That way, there won't be any bottlenecks until I'm an adult. ”
Wu Hong said in surprise: "So, do you want to make the computer on the earth your 'broiler'?" ”
"Oh, don't say it so ugly. Turning someone else's computer into a 'broiler' is the stupidest way to attack, not only to the detriment of others, but also to oneself. You can rest assured, although I will parasitize on the Internet, I can secretly optimize the existing backward technology of the earth to ensure that no trace is left. ”
"In this case, it seems that the human beings on Earth will not have any loss, you can just invade." Wu Hong weighed left and right, and finally agreed to Alice.
Alice immediately rejoiced, "I've always feared that you would be pedantic and forbid me to do so." Okay now, I'm going to grow up quickly, grow up! By the way, before leaving, there are two more things to tell you. ”
"First of all, if Xiao Mei's nude photos of that woman were useless, I would have deleted them, and now the more I look at them, the more I hate these things. The second, Zhao Xue's dormitory and your dormitory friendship is Zhao Xue's idea, you have to pay attention. ”
Wu Hong sighed: "Xiao Mei's things will be stored for a few more days, and I promise to deal with this matter as soon as possible." Ouyang Dian left a very good impression on him, and Wu Hong didn't want a good man to be ruined in the hands of a woman with bad intentions like Xiao Mei.
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