286 Pigs are stupid
"Lai, Lai Zhishu, I'm really, really no, I can't drink, I drink." Zheng Weimin's face was helpless and painful, his body shook while pushing the wine glass handed over by Li Ergou with his hand, Li Ergou saw Zheng Weimin shouting at him Lai Zhishu, knowing that he was dazzled, he turned his head and winked at Lai Baolin, and said with a smile: "Officer Zheng, I am Li Ergou not Lai Zhishu, drink this glass of wine quickly." ”
Seeing that Zheng Weimin still didn't drink, the branch secretary Lai Baolin was a little anxious when he stood on the side, and coughed lightly, Li Ergou and several village committees knew that Lai Zhishu had instructions, so they hurriedly turned their heads and looked over, only to see Lai Baolin glaring at Li Ergou, then frowning, and swinging his head to the left, with a beam of yin and poison in his eyes.
Li Ergou didn't know what Lai Baolin meant by shaking his head, seeing that Zheng Weimin insisted on not drinking, he couldn't think of anything to do at once, and he was in a hurry, but Xiao Aisong, the director of public security, understood Lai Zhishu's head-swinging action, thinking that the opportunity to watch Xi àn came, seeing that Zheng Weimin was already drunk, he hurriedly stepped forward and took the wine glass in Li Ergou's hand: "Director Li, leave this matter to me, and promise to complete the task." ”
Li Ergou glanced at Lai Baolin with a sly smile, saw that Lai Zhishu nodded, and hurriedly retreated to his seat, Xiao Aisong is the youngest in the two village committees, twenty-eight years old is only two years older than Zheng Weimin, but this guy has a very flexible head and a sharp shot.
"Director Zheng, your amount of wine is very good, I won't let you drink too much, after drinking this cup, I'll eat." Xiao Aisong saw that Zheng Weimin closed his eyes slightly, talking mush, and laughed for a while, so he simply sent the wine glass directly to Zheng Weimin's mouth, and poured the wine to Zheng Weimin in one go.
After this glass of wine, Zheng Weimin was completely drunk, and his body couldn't stand at all, Xiao Aisong knew that he was doing well, so he smiled and threw away the slightly half-hugged drinking posture, only to see Zheng Weimin like a sand sculpture tower suddenly encountering water, and instantly collapsed under the wine table.
Seeing this situation, Qiao Yinhua covered her mouth in a bluff, and almost screamed out loud, she regretted a little that she shouldn't have respected Zheng Weimin's wine, feeling that it was all her own harm to him.
Zheng Weimin fell to the ground drunk, and the teasing village party secretary Lai Baolin and the village director Li Ergou laughed, and the other village committees saw the two village leaders laughing, and they also laughed loudly behind them.
"Damn, this kid just drinks this little bit of wine, what kind of wine does he drink, look at him very good at fighting, he is drunk like this after only half a catty of wine, it is really a treasure of the world." Lai Baolin laughed for a while.
"Yes, branch secretary, this Zheng Weimin is really good, he can't drink anything, what should I do now?" Li Ergou, the village director, smiled, but his eyes gradually became cold.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Lai Baolin turned his head and ordered: "What else can I do, Director Xiao, Da Niu, Li Wang, Tietou, the four of you carry Officer Zheng to the grass hut to sleep." ”
"Branch secretary, I don't dare to go there at night on the ghost slope, can I not go?" Propaganda commissioner Li Wang knew that the grass house on the ghost slope was haunted at night, and asked tremblingly.
"What nonsense, I don't think you, the propaganda commissioner, don't want to do it, don't go, you won't come to work tomorrow." Lai Baolin reprimanded propaganda commissioner Li Wang.
Li Wang is thirty-one years old, thin and timid, is the son of Lai Baolin's distant cousin, Lai Baolin let him enter the village committee to see the face of his relatives, now at this critical moment, seeing that Li Wang does not support his work, Lai Baolin can give him a good face: "Damn, Lao Tzu gives you more than 1,000 a month, you think it's given for nothing, you don't want to do it, get out tomorrow, there are many people in Niubei Village who want to enter the village committee, one more is not more, and one less is not less." ”
Li Wang usually sees that Lai Zhishu takes care of himself very much, and thinks that there should be no problem if he doesn't go, but he didn't expect to say a word, Lai Zhishu is so fierce to himself, it is estimated that it will not work if he doesn't go, he knows the temper of Lai Baolin, and if he doesn't go, he really wants to let himself go.
"Hey, hey, branch secretary, I'll go, I'll go, can't I go?" Li Wang smiled and agreed.
"That's right, what are the hauntings afraid of, fuck, there are so many people, the ghosts can't eat you, you will come back with everyone if you send it, and let the cloaked female ghost serve Zheng Weimin at night." After Lai Baolin finished speaking, he laughed again, turned his head to Li Ergou and ordered: "Ergou, you also follow and settle this kid surnamed Zheng well, do you know?" ”
Others couldn't hear the meaning of Lai Baolin's words, but Li Ergou heard it clearly: "Party secretary, I'll do things, don't worry, Director Zheng is the leader from the superiors, can I settle him down without worrying?" Well, you're satisfied. ”
Seeing the conversation of several people, Zheng Weimin heard clearly under the table, and said secretly: Lai Baolin, Li Ergou, you two bastards, I see what you want to do tonight, your purpose is not only to get me drunk, it seems that you still have a good show for yourself to stage later, I am waiting for you, I really didn't expect that there was still a haunted in that grass house, and I was deliberately arranged to be in it, thinking of killing me, my heart is really fucking insidious, but fortunately, I Zheng Weimin is an atheist, so I don't believe in ghosts, even if there are ghosts, I am not afraid.
Zheng Weimin thought of this, and he couldn't help but smile, he didn't expect that the trick on the wine table was really good, it seems that this era is really a bit complicated, and it is still right to prevent people with bad intentions, otherwise, they don't know how to die if they play to death.
"Ergou, take this kid away, Lao Tzu is annoyed when he looks at him, if it weren't for him today, he would have cleaned up Cao Penghai a long time ago, thinking that it would be great to be a special soldier, and he talked a lot, to help the development of our village, the wine field looks at the style, and the wine shows the character, this kind of person will only talk big, carry it away." Lai Baolin stood up, raised his foot and kicked Zheng Weimin, who was lying under the wine table, and then pointed with his finger and urged Li Ergou, the village director, After speaking, Lai Baolin turned around and walked out first.
Li Ergou hurriedly ordered the four people appointed just now to carry Zheng Weimin, and when he saw Lai Baolin walking out, he hurriedly followed: "Branch secretary, why don't you go over and take a look." ”
"What's there to look at, you just implement it according to the plan, tell Hei Lao Liu to do things more realistically, don't mess up with me, don't blame me Lai Baolin for being unsympathetic, I'm leaving, report to me what's the situation." After Lai Baolin finished speaking, he hummed a little song, deliberately twisted his African buttocks, and went to the little widow's lover's house in the west of the village to go to the hot kangtou.
Hearing the instructions of the branch secretary Lai Baolin and the village director Li Ergou, the four village committee members hurriedly bent down, pulled their arms and dragged their feet, and dragged Zheng Wei out from under the table.
Zheng Weimin was kicked by Lai Baolin, because he pretended to be drunk and pretended to be too similar, he couldn't have a seizure at all, so he could only endure the humiliation and be at the mercy of a few people who carried him.
"Damn, Director Li, this kid is dead, it is estimated that he has one hundred and fifty or sixty pounds, and the four of us have to walk for half an hour, and it is estimated that he will not be able to lift it." Xiao Aisong, the director of public security, saw Li Ergou, the director of the village, walk in.
"You stupid, can you walk on such a narrow mountain road with four people carrying? Carrying it, four people, one person can carry it for ten minutes, isn't it? Really, Xiao Aisong, do you know how pigs die? Li Ergou, the village director, smiled and teased Xiao Aisong, the village security director.
Xiao Aisong squinted his eyes, didn't respond for a while, and said with a smile: "The pig was killed, who doesn't know." ”
A few people laughed when they heard this, and Li Wang, a member of the village propaganda committee, felt that he was well-informed, and when he saw that Xiao Aisong had answered the wrong question, he smiled and said: Pigs are not killed, pigs are stupid to death, and everyone on the earth knows it. Then there was a burst of laughter.