[040] Spoiling the situation
There are three hundred and sixty-five days in the year, and it seems that every day is the same, but it changes because of the meaning that people give them. Traditional festivals that Chinese care about most are the Mid-Autumn Festival and the Spring Festival. The former is a day for families to reunite, and the latter is a time for young and old to sit together and welcome the new year. In addition to this, there are also days that are given important meanings, such as birthdays, such as the death day opposite to him.
After that night, Le Wuji sent someone to prepare for the funeral of the fourth master of the dragon, and saw off the scenery of the fourth master of the dragon. After a simple disguise, Shen You blended in with Gangzi and Da Tao, quietly looking at the people around him in the crowd.
The whimpering mourning was still singing an elegy, and the paper money on the outer circle and the inner square had already been burning in front of the spirit, and Le Wuji stood in front to preside, because Long Siye had no children in his life, and Luo Feng, who was originally bent on carrying it, hid again, so he found a few gangs to kneel in front of the spirit as filial sons.
Zhang Haotian and Pi Xianchao were both sitting in the front of the guest of honor, and Song Yu and Bazaar were standing behind them. Originally, Shen You thought that Qiao Jiuye might come over, but looking at this decoration, it should be Zhang Haotian and Pi Xianchao. From the beginning to the worship, nothing happened, this kind of calm made Shen You a little difficult to accept, and at the last moment, someone finally couldn't hold back and broke the peace.
According to the rules of Jianghu Road in Yanhai City, there will be a special link at the last moment, fragrant and wine. As the name suggests, Shangxiang is the deceased's best friend who used to give him a stick of incense, and then the filial son and daughter toasted him with a glass of wine. Of course, it is not excluded that there are people who take the initiative to stir up trouble at this time, and they will also take the opportunity of incense to take the initiative to stir up trouble.
The order of incense is also very particular, the first is a close friend, an absolute friend of life and death, and the other is according to the status of the rivers and lakes. According to Shen You's speculation, although there are two people, Zhang Haotian and Pi Xianchao, Zhang Haotian has always been doing serious business, and Pi Xianchao is relatively much more wild. Mainly mixed black. Therefore, from this point of view, it should be Pi Xianchao to burn incense; But when it comes to personal relationships, there should be Zhang Haotian to come.
Just when the two of them politely excused each other, a person suddenly walked out of the crowd, walked over without saying a word, and regardless of the surprise of the little man next to the incense case, walked over and picked up a stick of incense and lit it directly, and then inserted it into the incense burner.
Shen You saw that the man was about 50 years old, wearing a gray Mao suit, ironing was more particular, he lit the incense and put it in the incense burner, first bowed respectfully, and then said: "Old man! You died unjustly! I don't even see the back side of you, don't worry, I'll definitely make you blind! ”
This passage makes people feel very awkward, at this time, a paper ball suddenly flew to his face, this person was surprised, took the paper ball and unfolded it and looked at it, only to see that there was only one word on it, poison!
The man immediately raised the paper ball in his hand and said to Le Wuji, who was in the center: "Poison? I don't know what it means? Isn't it a bit hasty to be buried in such a hurry, we haven't even seen the back side? ”
Le Wuji glanced at the henchmen beside him, and then coughed lightly and asked, "I don't know where the bones of my friends are?" What fruit does the mountain follow? The henchman next to him also traced to the crowd where the paper ball came from.
Shen You was stunned for a moment, and on this occasion, Le Wuji used the Jianghu lip dictionary to ask which gang that person belonged to and what kind of heart he had settled. This aggressive momentum made the people present feel cold.
"In front of the hall, worship Liu Guanzhang, and bow down to one hundred and eight generals. A red heart in the chest reflects the sky. The tunic said.
"It turns out that the brothers in the gang are here, I don't know which cousin of the brothers is the Dao Dao?"
"Yuedong Lin Drunken Tiger!" Mao suit said.
As we all know, Long Siye relied on Hongmen to rise, strictly speaking, he is at the helm of Hongmen, and the most prosperous place in Hongmen is in eastern Guangdong, and Lin Zuihu is one of the outstanding figures. "The drunken tiger wakes up the lion, Hongmen Shuangying." It is said that the Lin brothers have always been the children of Hongmen, regardless of the prosperity and decline, the generations have continued, and when it comes to the two brothers, they are even more prosperous. Hongmen has a prestige in various places.
Le Wuji was stunned, he had also been to eastern Guangdong with Long Fei a few times, but at that time, Long Siye had some personal relations with the helm leaders in other regions, and he had never heard of him having a friendship with Lin Zuihu.
There is a saying: "One line of the Green Gang, a large area of Hongmen!" For example, Yuan Shikai's son Yuan Keding once worshiped under the Qinggang, and his seniority was very high, but for Hongmen, they were all commensurate with brothers. Le Wuji also arched his hand according to the rules, and asked Lin Zuihu: "Brother Lin, this is a failure in the door, I am in charge for the time being, you serve tea on the side after drinking first, and Rong Le will explain it to you in detail later!" ”
Le Wuji stared at Lin Zuihu and made a gesture of please, and Pi Xianchao also said to Zhang Haotian half-gloatingly: "You old brother, it's all gone, and you don't stop like this, I guess it's a good show!" ”
Zhang Haotian snorted coldly, as the old brother of Long Si, even if he knew that there might be something in it, but on this occasion, he didn't want anyone to make trouble and affect the old man's peace.
"In that case, serve the wine!" Zhang Haotian secretly breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, although this Lin Zuihu seemed a little unreasonable, but fortunately, he didn't make a big deal about it. Le Wuji was also overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly glanced at the person who poured the wine, and motioned to pour wine for Lin Zuihu.
Who knew that after Lu Daolin Zuihu took the sea bowl, he didn't wait to pour the wine, and directly moved the bowl aside, and the man who poured the wine was also stunned. hurriedly looked at Le Wuji with a pleading gaze. And Lin Zuihu also looked at Le Wuji, and said slowly: "I came from afar, shouldn't you do your best to be a landlord!"
Shen You was stunned for a moment, originally thinking that Lin Zuihu said that he didn't want to make a big deal for the time being, but he didn't know that he took retreat as advance and played a bigger trick. According to reason, as the host, Le Wuji's identity is also there, and this kind of hospitality and pouring wine is definitely not done by him. But I didn't expect Lin Zuihu to play a trick and force his head!
Qiang pressed his head to say that Liangshan is a good man's joke, when Chao Tianwang died in Zhujiazhuang, in the end Song Jiang and Lu Junyi who is the owner of the village is a problem in front of him, the two people have each other's supporters, and the two sides have an agreement after the most Luan, who captures Zhujiazhuang, takes Luan Tingyu, and avenges Chao Gai Chaotianwang, who will be the scoop of the cottage. After the end, Song Jiang and Lu Junyi divided into two ways, and finally Lu Junyi took Luan Tingyu. According to the agreement at that time, it should be Lu Junyi who should be the scoop handle.
But Wu Yong, the military advisor, was unwilling, and when he was rewarding the three armies for his victory, he found Li Kui, the iron bull, and asked Li Kui to ask him, and Li Kui also used the strength of the wine to reach Lu Junyi's eyes and asked Lu Junyi to pour wine.
According to the agreement at that time, Lu Junyi was the one who wanted to lead the cottage, and of course he refused.
Li Kui borrowed it and said: "Pour wine, if you don't drink, you won't give me face and slap me in the face!" ”
Whether it is kung fu knowledge or personal charm and ability to command troops, Lu Junyi was the leader on Shuibo Liangshan back then, thinking that Li Kui was just going crazy with alcohol, and immediately said: "What if I don't give you face!" ”
Li Kui said angrily: "If you have a grudge, count it after drinking, and if you have no hatred, I will press your head!" ”
Lu Junyi was also angry at that time, so he immediately took out the wooden barrel used to draw water from the cottage, took out the sorghum wine that was lit on the fire, and slowly poured him a bucket. That barrel of sorghum wine is full of stamina and is extremely strong in the mouth. It's a little stronger than today's spirits.
Li Kui didn't say a word, his arms were forced, he picked up the bucket and drank, and basically poured it after drinking halfway, but he still struggled with his crumbling body to drink all the wine, and after drinking, the barrel fell to the ground, pointed at Lu Junyi and said: "I pressed your head today, see if you still fight with my brother Song Jiang for this scoop!" After speaking, he fell to the ground directly. I slept for three days and three nights.
Lu Junyi then understood, originally thought that Li Kui was drunk and crazy, but he didn't expect that this was the case, thinking of the men and horses that Song Jiang gave himself when attacking Zhujiazhuang and dividing the soldiers into two ways, but there were almost no people who could be used, and then thought of the strong soldiers and horses led by Song Jiang, although Song Jiang kept saying that whoever got Luan Tingyu would be the master of the cottage, but he also had selfish intentions, and immediately took the initiative to retreat and serve Song Jiang as the master of the cottage.
Sure enough, as soon as Lin Zuihu's words came out, the audience was in an uproar, and they all whispered eagerly, and Pi Xianchao smiled evilly at Zhang Haotian, Zhang Haotian was full of worry, thinking that this memorial might not be peaceful, but he didn't expect that the chaos would be so big, and the smell of gunpowder would be so strong.
At this time, Gu Tingcheng, who was dressed in a vegetarian body, stood up gently, took the wine jar from the hands of the gang next to him, glanced at Lin Zuihu lightly, and said in a low voice: "Brother Lin, today is the day to see off Fourth Master Long, he has been resolute and resolute in his life, and he has a good reputation, in front of so many friends and juniors, you are also his best friend, you can't let him go like this, right?" Come, Allure will pour you a drink! ”
I have to say. Gu Qingcheng was extremely powerful, first he used his words to squeeze Lin Zuihu, and then he raised Long Si's reputation. But he didn't expect Lin Zuihu to be unmoved, he shook his head lightly and said, "It's not me who doesn't want my brother Long to be so good, it's him!" I will only drink if he pours wine! With that, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Le Wuji.
On this occasion, Le Wuji definitely couldn't turn his face, he immediately walked over slowly, and seemed to say to himself: "I think I have been wandering the rivers and lakes for more than 30 years, and I have really never poured wine for people in my life!" Anyway, for the sake of my old brother today, I will give up! When he walked to Gu Tingcheng's side, he just finished speaking, he reached out and took the wine jar in Gu Tingcheng's hand, but he didn't pour wine for Lin Zuihu first, but stared at him and said, "My wine is heavy, brother, be careful to get drunk after drinking!" ”
"My surname is Lin Drunken Tiger, but I'm not afraid of being drunk with good wine!" Lin Zuihu said coldly.
Le Wuji walked in front of Lin Zuihu. Raising the wine jar, he was just about to pour wine for Lin Zuihu, but he didn't expect that the wine jar suddenly exploded!
The fragments of the wine jar were accompanied by wine, and they were sprinkled with joy all at once!