Chapter 158, Threat!
Chapter 158, Threat!
When Fang Yan came back with a large bag and a small bag, he felt that Lu Chaoge's eyes were a little strange when he looked at him.
Fang Yan thought that Lu Chaoge was embarrassed to ask a man to help buy this kind of underwear, and said with a smile: "It's okay, you will get used to it in the future." ”
“——”
Fang Yan thought about it, and also felt that there was something wrong with his words.
After that, I got used to it, is it used to letting men buy underwear and underwear or getting used to letting myself buy underwear and underwear? It is estimated that Lu Chaoge does not like either too much.
However, he didn't dare to dwell on this issue anymore, and said, "Come, I'll help you go to the bath first." ”
Lu Chaoge sat still, forced to calm and asked, "How to wash?" ”
It was impossible for her to ask Fang Yan to help take a bath, but if Fang Yan didn't help, she wouldn't be able to take a bath - this was really an extremely tangled and headache problem.
"I'll move a chair in, I'll help you adjust the water temperature in a while, you should be able to rinse slowly when you sit on the chair, right?" After experiencing so many things tonight, Fang Yan didn't have the heart to joke, and truthfully reported his thoughts.
"Okay." Lu Chaoge was still very satisfied with this solution, and nodded in agreement.
Fang Yan first carried a wooden chair with a backrest and put it under the shower head of the bathroom, then picked up Lu Chaoge and sent him to the chair in the bathroom to sit down, and asked, "Is this okay?" ”
"That's it." Lu Chaoge looked at the decoration layout of the bathroom, trying not to make eye contact with Fang Yan's eyes.
"Then I'm going to go out first?"
"Okay."
"What do you need to call me?" Fang Yan said.
“——”
When Fang Yan came out, Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan were looking in the direction of the bathroom.
"What are you two doing?" Fang Yan shouted in a low voice, avoiding letting Lu Chaoge, who was taking a bath inside, hear it. Otherwise, she would have thought there was someone peeping outside.
Fang Yingying trotted over and said with a smile: "Little uncle, there is a very important issue that needs to be discussed with you. ”
"What's the problem?" Fang Yan asked.
"How do you sleep tonight?" Fang Yingying asked.
"How do you sleep?"
"It's who sleeps with whom? Who sleeps with whom? Fang Yingying's explanation was clearer.
Fang Yan stared at Fang Yingying and said, "What do you mean by this?" ”
Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan glanced at each other, Fang Haohan continued to be silent and pretended to be a corpse, Fang Yingying had to speak: "Uncle Xiao, we only have two rooms and two beds now——"
"And then?"
"I'm in one room with Fang Yingying, then, you and Principal Lu - are you going to sleep in one room too?"
"How is that possible?" Fang Yan said angrily. "Principal Lu and I are just colleagues—"
"It can also be a simple bed-sharing relationship."
Syllable!
Fang Yan slapped Fang Yingying's head and said angrily, "Fang Yingying, how can you have such an idea? Why is your mind so obscene? The boys of our Fang family practice martial arts, and they are really heroes who stand up to the sky and defend their families, and their husbands——"
"Didn't you say you couldn't be lewd?" Fang Yingying covered his head and said with a sad face. "Besides, this problem is imminent, and we must solve it in the shortest possible time - otherwise Principal Lu will come out, where will we arrange her? There is another solution, you sleep in a room alone, and Principal Lu sleeps with us - you definitely don't agree. ”
Fang Yan stared at Fang Yingying and sneered.
Fang Yingying had a bad premonition and said, "Little uncle, what do you want to do?" ”
"Fang Yingying, didn't you and Fang Haohan just say when you and Fang Haohan first came that we just need to give you a place to stay? That's what I can do for you. Not just for you to settle down, but for you to get out of the way - I don't care if you sleep in the living room or on the eaves, you have to get out of the room anyway. Fang Yan said very strongly.
"Uncle Xiao, you know the truth, Fang Haohan and I don't like to take a bath very much, our room smells - whether it is for you to sleep or for Principal Lu to sleep, it is not so suitable." Fang Yingying still wants to save it again.
"It doesn't matter. Principal Lu sleeps in my room, and I sleep in yours. I've been having a stuffy nose lately, and I probably can't smell anything - if I can't do it, I just put two moon grass pills into my nostrils to purify the air. ”
"Uncle Junior—"
"So it was decided." Fang Yan said.
Hearing Fang Yan's decision, Fang Haohan was very dissatisfied with the other hero, and said in a buzzing voice: "Let you say bad things about Uncle Xiao behind your back, will you be punished now?" ”
Fang Yan's eyes lit up, and he said angrily: "Fang Yingying, what did you say about me?" ”
"Fang Haohan, you shut up for me." Fang Yingying felt that he was about to go crazy. If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates. Fang Haohan, this idiot, no matter how superb your knife skills are, you can't stab with a knife. Did you know that the Tao will kill people?
After stopping Fang Haohan from letting him speak casually, Fang Yingying looked at Fang Yan with a flattering face and said, "Little Uncle, how dare I speak ill of you behind my back?" Just now, you went out to buy something, and Fang Haohan and I chatted with Principal Lu casually. I said that although Principal Lu is beautiful, has a very elegant temperament, and has a good personality, she is talented and capable, and she knows how to honor her parents—but if she wants to be with you, she always feels that something is missing. ”
"What's missing?" Fang Yan asked.
"Domineering." Fang Yingying said. "Miss Ye's domineering attitude that if you don't accept it, I will beat you until you obey."
"Fang Yingying-" Fang Yan stared at Fang Yingying with fierce eyes, and said, "Can that kind of despicable, shameless, barbaric and violent behavior be regarded as domineering?" ”
Fang Yingying looked at Fang Yan timidly and didn't dare to speak.
"I'll ask you." Fang Yan said angrily. "Tell me, is her behavior domineering?"
"It's pretty domineering." Fang Yingying said stubbornly. "Although I haven't fought with Miss Ye, watching it from the side makes people's blood boil."
"Uncle Xiao is so powerful, she has beaten him away-" Fang Haohan inserted the knife again. "Everyone says that she is the number one master in the rivers and lakes."
“——”
Fang Yan's face turned white and red, red and purple, and then returned to its natural color after the worst.
Fang Yan looked at Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan expressionlessly, and said, "I haven't inspected your homework for a long time. Each of you will walk fifty plum blossom steps tonight, and you will not be allowed to sleep until you finish your walk. ”
Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan's expressions were shocked, and Fang Yingying hurriedly said: "Little uncle, after fifty plum blossom steps, I'm afraid it's going to be dawn——"
"That's the case—" Fang Yan sneered. "Doesn't it just solve the problem of who sleeps with whom?"
“——”
"Fang Yan." Lu Chaoge shouted Fang Yan's name in the bathing room.
"Here we are." Fang Yan responded——
I can't afford to set up a mourning hall or buy a grave, but I just have incense sticks and black-and-white photos of sacrifices at the door of the rental house.
The sparse guests came, put on a pillar of incense, dropped two words of comfort without any temperature, and left, no one wanted to stay too long.
It's just a little security guard, who would really take him as a thing?
He lives and is unknown.
Even if he died, he didn't stir up any waves.
This is the fate of most people in the world.
Because Liu Jinzhu is a migrant worker who came to Huacheng from other places, he has no relatives here. A middle-aged woman fell on the bed crying, her voice was sad and heartbreaking. A white-haired old man leaned against the corner with puffy eyes and dull eyes, she couldn't cry any sound, and hugged a little boy who looked like he had just completed the moon in her arms, and the little boy was also infected by the atmosphere around her, and opened his mouth to scream-
Liu Jinzhu brought his daughter-in-law to Huacheng to work and make money, Liu Jinzhu's daughter-in-law was pregnant and gave birth to a child, and Liu Jinzhu's mother came to help take care of the child - like countless ordinary families, they lived an ordinary life.
They are very poor and miserable, but when the child cries, the child laughs, and the child opens his mouth, ahhh
Liu Jinzhu died, leaving behind a house full of orphans and widows.
The sky fell!
An obese woman in a plaid shirt stood at the door and shouted, shouting in a sharp voice: "You rural broom stars, what does it matter to me that the dead people in your family have to do with me?" If you are dead, you are dead, and you are far away and buried, why should you set up a mourning hall in my house? ”
"You unlucky ghosts, hurry up and move me out, roll as far as you can - I won't refund your deposit, you made my house like this, if others know about it in the future, how can I rent it out?"
"Move, move it for me immediately, if you don't move, you can't do it—if you don't move, I'll let someone move it for you—quickly move all those things for me, I feel musty at a glance—"—
A middle-aged man in a white shirt stood beside the woman and was whispering comfort, but the woman in the plaid shirt ignored it, still screaming loudly and shouting sharply and harshly to tell Liu Jinzhu's wife and mother to move quickly.
Sou!
Suddenly, a handful of yarn tickets appeared in front of the woman's eyes.
"If they can't shut you up, I'll shove them in your anus." A cold voice sounded in the ears of the woman in the plaid shirt.
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