Chapter Seventy-Two: The Slacker Slut

Fate is a wonderful thing, I can't say that something will make the two of them look at the mung beans in the right eye, just like Lin Wen and Yu Shaoqing now.

Just met for a pillar of incense, these two old friends, who have known each other for many years, sat under the big tree and bragged and chatted familiarly.

Yu Shaoqing's temperament revealed from his bones is "lazy", yes, he is lazy to the extreme, according to himself, his favorite thing is - sleep, sleep, and sleep.

Lin Wen generously entertained this new friend with snow peach, of course, he more often glanced at the movement under the canyon, saying that he was not curious that it was definitely fake, and he was also very interested in the movement under the canyon.

Using a straw to suck the sweet juice of the snow peach, Yu Shaoqing said slowly: "Don't look at it, it's a trap, and those who go down will be unlucky to be pitted!" I wonder if that's your accomplice! โ€

"Huh?".

Lin Wen didn't understand what he meant, blinking his eyes, his face full of doubt.

Yu Shaoqing carefully looked at Lin Wen's expression, for a long time, and said, "It's really not your accomplice?" He made some kind of treasure to the sky, luring/confusing the group of second goods to go down to explore the treasure, you take the opportunity to collect their 'travel expenses', and when the second goods go down, and then provoke them to kill each other, and catch all ......."

The more he talked, the more smooth he became, Yu Shaoqing tilted his head and said: "Even if it is not successful, when they come back, they will pay the 'travel fee' once, you are doing a good job in this business!" Absolutely sure to make a profit without losing money! โ€ใ€‚

Knocking on the door of his head, Lin Wen grinned: "I have to say that your imagination is really rich!" Let's talk about it, Baoguang can also be faked? โ€ใ€‚

"It's so easy!" , Yu Shaoqing pouted: "As long as there is 'Yunguang Stone', plus a little bit of more exciting 'Red Stone Sand', with some special refining methods, the things that are refined, after detonation, can create this illusion!" โ€ใ€‚

Referring to this matter, Yu Shaoqing became a little energetic, and said endlessly: "Let me tell you, in fact, this method appeared as early as three hundred years ago, and it was the only weapon used by the evil monks to attract stupid hat monks to be fooled, so as to kill people and seize treasures!" Although later this kind of trick became rare with the loss of refining techniques. โ€ใ€‚

"Tsk!".

It is said that this interlacing is like a mountain, even if it is practice, for example, Lin Wen himself, he has an excellent talent for alchemy, but he has no talent at all for things such as talismans and refining tools...... Yu Shaoqing's words are really staggering to listen to Lin Wen.

Pinching his chin, Lin Wen stared at Yu Shaoqing and said with a wicked smile: "It turns out that you have long seen the catty in it!" No wonder you can't live or die! Not only did you not go down, but you also brokered them to go down, which is insidious enough! โ€ใ€‚

Yu Shaoqing spread his hands and asked innocently, "Do I have it?" โ€ใ€‚

"Absolutely!" , Lin Wen nodded without hesitation, and continued: "What did you tell me at the beginning, 'There is no free lunch in the world, what do you want', there is this sentence, right?" If it weren't for your words, how could they have been fooled so quickly? โ€ใ€‚

"That's their own stupidity, seeing that the people on the other side have already headed for the bottom of the canyon, they can't be impatient, even if they don't say anything from me, they will fall for you!" , Yu Shaoqing said disdainfully.

Lin Wen Dalu laughed, and said, "That...... Are you interested in having a big ticket? Hand on, let's split what we get! โ€ใ€‚

"Don't!".

Yu Shaoqing leaned on the trunk of the big tree, shook his head, and rejected Lin Wen's proposal, but judging from his attitude, he was definitely not afraid of getting into trouble, or Lin Wen pit him after getting the harvest, it was just because he was lazy.

This guy is really too lazy, from the time Lin Wen saw him to the present, he has been leaning on the big tree, except for greeting Lin Wen and taking snow peaches to eat, he basically hasn't moved the nest.

Lin Wen scratched his hair, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "You really don't want to partner with me?" We can make the best partner in the cultivation world! โ€ใ€‚

"With someone like you, I'm afraid that I will have less time to sleep in the future!" , Yu Shaoqing didn't raise his eyelids, and asked Lin Wendao: "What is the time of Zhilu Dao?" โ€ใ€‚

Lin Wen rolled his eyes and hummed, "Life? โ€ใ€‚

"That's right!" , Yu Shaoqing said lazily: "Look, when I talk to you, I directly delayed my time for a pillar of incense, a stick of incense!" This is nothing short of murder! Do you understand murder? โ€ใ€‚

Lin Wensun laughed and said gloomily: "I only know that if you don't partner with me, you will die!" โ€ใ€‚

Looking at Yu Shaoqing's disapproving eyes, Lin Wen continued: "Wait for me to go down and extort a sum of cultivation resources from those two goods, and I will tell them when I turn around, you are my best partner!" Pinch haha! โ€ใ€‚

"Poofโ€”โ€”!".

Yu Shaoqing directly sprayed Lin Wen with the snow peach juice that had just been sucked into his mouth, coughed again and again, and said with difficulty-"Slut! โ€ใ€‚

Lin Wen wiped his face without being angry, arched his hand, and said quite modestly: "Thank you for the compliment!" I'm a slut, you slacker, a perfect match! Come on, come on! Let's go rob together...... Oh! Wrong! It's 'collect a fare'! โ€ใ€‚

Not to mention that Lin Wen was forcibly dragging on his side, he had to play some trick with Yu Shaoqing as the best partner in the cultivation world, and on the other side, hundreds of cultivators who had gone down to the bottom of the canyon were bravely marching towards the so-called "Treasure Light Soaring to the Sky" place.

At the foot of the canyon, a meandering river runs from west to east, and its banks are full of strange rocks and lush trees, and the cliffs are shady, making it even more eerie.

The hot-tempered muscular man Hong Ling, as well as the disciples of the Baiyun Sect, temporarily formed an alliance, and a group of people moved forward rapidly.

Sun Li, a white-robed young man, said as he walked: "I heard from the seniors of the master sect that a small world similar to the ghost realm will naturally give birth to some magical things, whether it is the blank of the magic weapon or the elixir, it can benefit people immense......ly."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Hong Ling, he was really not a patient person, and he was very strong: "What does he care?" Whoever dares to rob him, Lao Tzu will scratch him to death! โ€ใ€‚

The disciples of Baiyunmen are full of black lines! looks so rough and speaks so arrogantly, but ...... Why do you feel like this thing is a bit of a sissy?

Sun Li was not annoyed, but continued: "I didn't mean that, I'm not worried about the other people involved now, I'm worried about the things that may be born ......."

A winding river, in the north is a group of people led by Sun Li, and in the south is another group of people led by a little fat man.

The little fat man in gorgeous clothes said loudly: "It's almost there!" Everyone should be careful of two points, first, those predators on the other side, and second, when the treasure is born, there will be powerful monsters around to protect it! โ€ใ€‚

As everyone knows, in the sky above the two groups of people, a shadow is giggling.

"Hey, hey, hey! Your saliva is on my head! Evil or not disgusting? Evil or not disgusting? โ€ใ€‚

"Oh! I'm sorry! I really can't help it, seeing these big fat sheep, my heart is inexplicably happy! Oh! Forget, lazy, looking at your equipment, it doesn't seem to be a simple casual cultivation! You said...... If I threw you down and fell to your death, would I make a fortune? โ€ใ€‚

The shadow in mid-air was actually two people, Lin Wen, and Yu Shaoqing, who he took with him.

Hearing Lin Wen's words, Yu Shaoqing's hand wiping his saliva stiffened, and then gave himself a mouthful, and said, "I shouldn't believe you!" Slut! โ€ใ€‚

"Hey, hey, hey, โ€”โ€”!!!".

Lin Wen smiled gloomily and said fiercely, "Are you talking about me?" Who is a slut? Well? โ€ใ€‚

As he spoke, Lin Wen's hand slowly loosened, Yu Shaoqing's face turned white with fright, and he hurriedly shouted, "I am!" I'm a slut! Don't let go! Damn! Do you dare to go back to the surface? โ€ใ€‚

Lin Wenha smiled, he was in a good mood, and he was happy for a while before he smiled: "It's fun for you!" I finally found a friend who met my appetite, and what a pity I fell to my death! โ€ใ€‚

After a pause, he continued: "Wait a minute, I'm pretending to be black-faced, and you're pretending to be red-faced, so you must cooperate well and squeeze out this group of fools to the greatest extent!" Got it? โ€ใ€‚

Yu Shaoqing didn't answer Lin Wen's words, but just pointed at Lin Wen with his finger.

At first, Lin Wen didn't care, but Yu Shaoqing nodded at him with his hand again, and at this time, Lin Wen looked in the direction where his finger was pointing and was stunned.

Then, Lin Wen gave Yu Shaoqing a slap......

"Ahh Why are you hitting me? Yu Shaoqing was furious.

Lin Wen said as a matter of course: "I'll try to see if it's true!" Damn it! Didn't you say that the so-called Treasure Light is fake? โ€ใ€‚

Yu Shaoqing roared angrily: "Won't you beat yourself? โ€ใ€‚

Lin Wenyi grinned and said, "I let go?" โ€ใ€‚

Yu Shaoqing: "......".

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PS: First update.

I'm sorry everyone.,Yesterday was broken.,The day before yesterday there was only one change.,I owe three chapters.,I'll make it up.,It's still okay to break the festival.ใ€‚

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