【Collection】

Guan Feixuan had a dream that she had a lovely baby with Nirvana. It's definitely something to be happy about. However, when one day the baby becomes the henchman of the little girl, the comedy becomes a complete farce. The siblings turn their family upside down every day. And she followed the ass of her sister and brother all day to clean up the mess. In the end, the sisters and brothers developed a group of younger brothers outside, making the community a miasma, which can be described as full of complaints.

When all the residents of the community gathered to denounce them, she suddenly woke up. His body was covered in cold sweat. Suddenly, I felt that whether to have a baby or not seemed to be a difficult decision. With such a small adult as a little girl, what kind of baby will not be damaged?

Thinking about it, Concubine Guan suddenly trembled, and the buds on her chest seemed to be being sucked. Looking down, Concubine Guan wanted to cry without tears: the little girl was lying on top of her, with one head pillowing on a mountain, and the other mountain peak was held with both hands......

hurriedly pulled the little girl up, this little ancestor didn't let people stop early in the morning. And she seemed to know why she had such a scary dream last night. One is that the little girl can't stop mentioning the sensitive topic she yearns for, and the other is that the little girl is lying on her like a baby and breastfeeding...... Together, the power of the two is not small......

The little girl opened her sleepy eyes in a daze, yawning weakly.

Last night, Concubine Guan's words dispelled her fantasy of forming a children's army, although she was still so reluctant in her heart. But for the sake of their own bright future, it is better to break it.

"Good morning, Aunt Goddess......" The little girl waved her little hand weakly.

Guan Feixuan sat on the bed and lifted the little girl into the air and shook it back and forth, and suddenly said, "The earthquake ......"

The little girl perked up and said in a panic: "Run...... Run......"

However, she was being held in the air by Concubine Guan at the moment, and her calves kept kicking, but she couldn't touch the ground. The big black eyes blinked, looking at the playful smiling face of the goddess aunt, the little girl hung her head in frustration. I was deceived early in the morning, which seemed to indicate that everything would not go well today.

begging the goddess aunt to put herself down, the little girl pretended to be casual and went to get the bear, but her eyes were closely watching the goddess aunt's every move. Seeing the opportunity, he shot out in an instant, invaded the two peaks on the goddess's aunt's chest into his hands, and pinched them mischievously.

Concubine Guan exclaimed in surprise, angry. I slapped the little girl's little butt with a smug smile. Naturally, they don't dare to use force. If the little girl's tears are patted out, she will be blacklisted by the little girl in an instant, and maybe she will be in danger of being driven out of the country.

The little girl giggled proudly, if she didn't retaliate, she would be uncomfortable all day.

After breakfast, the three of them sat in the living room and had a family meeting. Because today is Saturday, the itinerary is being voted on.

In the end, 2 to 1 wins: go shopping. Of course, the results are clear to everyone.

After dressing up, the three of them set out on a journey hand in hand. Although the little girl is young, she has an extremely fanatical pursuit of shopping, even if she doesn't buy anything, she can go shopping for a day. Nirvana has only two words for this: admiration!

The three of them wandered around aimlessly, and although they were facing the scorching sun, the interest of the two women was still high. Nirvana, who has become a porter, has bitter words, and his opinions have been ruthlessly dismissed. I didn't even have time to eat ice cream.

When the three of them walked across an overpass, they saw an old man set up a stall under the overpass to tell fortunes. But business was bleak. I really don't know why this old man would choose this kind of place with few cars. Maybe it's hiding from the ubiquitous army of chengguan......

The little girl has always had no immunity to new things, so she jumped up and ran over without saying a word. After calling the old man sweetly, he began to look at the cloth hanging on the wall. On the cloth are some hexagrams and some strange symbols. No one can see whether the little girl understands it or not, but looking at that appearance, she is relishing.

The old man stroked his long beard and said with a kind smile: "Girl, do you want me to count a hexagram for you?" ”

The little girl looked at the old man who gave a good impression, and asked crisply, "How much?" ”

The old man smiled and waved his hand, "No money, it's free!" ”

The little girl's big eyes showed a little doubt, and she suddenly said: "It's cheap, it's not good......"

When did Dad buy something for her, when didn't he throw out a big stack of red tickets? Of course, everything is also top-notch. The only thing that was unsatisfactory was that the thick money never stayed in her hands. Now, the old man wants to tell her fortunes, but he doesn't want any money. Fortune telling is already deceptive, and if you don't want money, where does this have to be fake?

The smile on the old man's face froze suddenly, who would have thought that his kindness would be rewarded with such an annoyance? Sad......

In normal times, having money may not make him count. But now, the hot face sticks to a cold ass. What's even more annoying is that the other party is still a three-year-old girl. Don't you always say: A child who is three years older than me! A three-year-old child should have been easy to deceive, but now it seems that he is really back and has met a demon.

The old man smiled unnaturally and said softly, "Girl, did you see what was written on the sign?" God counts! If you don't have a little catty, how can you keep this brand? He was already drowned by someone with a spittle star. This brand is handed down from the ancestors, and the craft of fortune-telling has also been passed down from generation to generation, not only has not declined, but has been perfected from generation to generation, and it has become more and more magical! I haven't made a single mistake yet! God counts, absolutely worthy of the name! ”

The little girl scratched her head and muttered, "Wang Po has never boasted so ruthlessly about selling melons......"

The old man didn't come up in one breath and almost didn't memorize it, and after a long time, he said a lot of things, and it was all regarded as an exaggerated lie...... Is there any heavenly reason? He'd studied it word for word, and it was all the truth......

The little girl walked back and forth with her hands behind her back and asked, "Grandpa, how much do you usually charge for calculating a hexagram?" ”

The old man replied casually: "Five pieces ......."

The little girl then asked, "Is there anything you don't give?" ”

The old man twisted and said, "There has been a ......"

The little girl shook her head, sighed, and said, "Grandpa, it's time for you to change your career, if you keep doing it, you'll starve to death......"

After speaking, the little girl took out a stack of money from her pocket and put it in the old man's hand, and said, "Grandpa, this is the money that Li'er is going to buy ice cream, twelve yuan and five, all for you...... If it's not enough, I'll ask my dad for ......."