Chapter 169: It's a Disease
There was no girl in the world who could resist Jiang Feng's slight smile.
Who is Jiang Feng. It's Jiang Xiaoyu's father.
Sui Ge didn't know what the highest level of martial arts and Taoism was, but this was definitely the highest level of pickled girls.
A smile can fascinate a beautiful woman in the world, which is simply too bullish and invincible.
Nowadays, many people are picking up girls, and the tickets, houses, and cars are all ready, but they may not be able to get a beautiful girl.
If there is any stunt that Sui Ge wants to learn the most, it is undoubtedly Jiang Xiaoyu's father's smile nirvana.
Let's talk about the present.
The beauty in front of Sui Ge is definitely a beauty, but even if Jiang Xiaoyu and his father shuttle from the heterotopic plane and display his invincible smile, I am afraid that he will not be able to make the beauty in front of him move a little.
What is the truth?
Because the other party doesn't like men at all!
Lace trim only.
Therefore, Sui Ge quickly put away his smile, so as not to waste Lang his precious smile resources.
The girl is tall, with a light orange sweater cardigan covered over her snow-white shirt, she doesn't feel cold at all, and below is a wash-white skinny jeans, yellow-brown boots, although there is no towering and deep beauty on her chest, but her straight and slender legs and small buttocks are definitely very annoying. The girl wears a single pearl earring on her right ear and a pair of sunglasses, which looks a little unusual.
"Brother Sui?" The girl smiled disdainfully, "I can't see that boys like you are so attentive." Fortunately, it seems that Miss Ben does not like boys is a wise move. ”
"What do you call a boy like me?" Sui Ge hates others the most for saying that he is not handsome, especially girls.
Image is always one of the most important things for a man.
"Am I not handsome enough?" Sui Ge snorted.
"Are you handsome?" The girl cut off, "Believe it or not, if we chase a girl at the same time, you will definitely lose to me." ”
"It's weird-" Sui Ge wanted to argue with this girl, but then he realized that he had already lost. This girl, she has already won Sui Ge and captured the "heart" of the Lan Da anchor, but Sui Ge is a loser. Because of this, an invisible wall was created between Sui Ge and Lan Lan, and the relationship became a little inexplicably unfamiliar.
Thinking of this, Sui Ge looked a little depressed and said, "Forget it, you are indeed 'handsome' than me." However, you don't have to wear such big sunglasses, you will look like a big star. ”
"The streets are full of tabloid reporters these days, so it's better to be careful." The girl said, looking like she was really a star.
"Just pretend." Sui Ge said, since he was not interested in this girl, he was ready to slip away, "If it's okay, I'll leave." ”
"Wait a minute." The girl stopped Sui Ge, "Have you not been in touch with my cousin much recently?" ”
"Cousin? Lan Lan? Sui Ge sighed, "I'm just her ordinary friend, not even a 'girlfriend', can I contact her every day, people won't annoy me." ”
"Girlfriends?" The girl was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "That's right, you can only be her best friend, who makes her really like this girl." However, have you given up your qualifications to be a girlfriend? You know, you had a chance. ”
"I don't want to have a chance." Sui Ge snorted coldly, "I'm her best friend, do you hear her say that she played some ambiguous games with you every day?" Am I not a fucking slut! ”
Speaking of this, Sui Ge was angry in his heart. Originally, his relationship with Lan Lan had developed very well, but who knew that the appearance of this woman brought him a thunderbolt from the sky, which made him still unable to let go.
"You have no conscience! No grace! The girl said, "Actually, my cousin has a good impression of you." You haven't contacted her during this time, and I don't think she's very happy. So, I thought, you, the 'prospective girlfriend', I'm afraid you should take the initiative to contact her, even as a friend, you should care about it, right? ”
"Yes, it's right to care, but the question is who cares about me?" Sui Ge said depressedly.
"You're still not a man!" The girl said unhappily, "In order to make her happy, I don't mind letting you, a guy who may become a 'rival in love', contact her, you are still such a mother-in-law, you really have no interest at all!" ”
"I'm not a man, won't you try it and find out." Sui Ge sneered.
"Okay." The girl said fiercely, "Try it, anyway, in addition to playing with women, I'm also good at playing with men!" ”
Playing with men?
Sui Ge's mind suddenly appeared with leather whips, candles, and a series of gum products, and he was directly speechless to this woman.
Just as he was about to retreat, someone suddenly came over and exclaimed when he found the new world: "Hey, isn't this Miss An Yutong?" Miss An Yutong, how do you feel about winning the gold medal in the individual all-around event of rhythmic gymnastics at the University Games this year? There is news that you will enter the entertainment industry, is the news true......
Rhythmic gymnastics champion?
She?
Sui Ge never thought that this lace edge was really a "star", but it was a sports star.
No wonder Sui Ge would lose to her, after all, this girl is also a star, and it is more normal for Lan Lan to like her.
It's just that, although she knew that she didn't like men, Sui Ge's mind still couldn't help but think of the scene of this woman wearing a gorgeous and hot gymnastics sportswear and showing off her style on the field.
Just when Sui Ge was thinking about it, two more tabloid reporters came up, and regardless of whether An Yutong agreed or not, he immediately asked a series of questions.
The reporter before was obviously more gossipy, and immediately pointed the microphone at Sui Ge and asked, "Are you Miss An Yutong's boyfriend?" What a temperamental lad! ”
Sui Ge was a little happy at first when he heard the reporter praise his "temperament", but then he felt that something was wrong.
What is "temperament", the subtext of temperament, isn't this saying that Sui Ge is "unlooking".
This reporter is too vicious.
"You have the temperament! Your whole family has a temperament! Sui Ge yelled at the reporter, and the roar carried this true anger, which directly shattered the reporter's interview recorder. And his ever-changing insect catcher unfolded, and in the blink of an eye, he took out all the memory cards of the three reporters' digital cameras.
The other two reporters were also stunned by the sudden change.
At this time, Sui Ge took An Yutong's hand and dragged her away.
By the time the three reporters reacted, Sui Ge and An Yutong had already run away.
At the corner of the street, An Yutong broke Sui Ge's hand and said, "Okay, no one has caught up, thank you." ”
"You're welcome." Sui Ge flicked the crumpled memory card into the trash, "I really didn't expect you to be a little star." ”
"Of course, who made you unheard." An Yutong pointed to Sui Ge's back.
Sui Ge looked back, and it turned out that behind him was the gymnasium of Dongda, and outside the gymnasium, there was a huge poster painting, and the character inside was An Yutong. However, An Yutong in the poster, wearing a hot rhythmic gymnastics uniform, soared into the air, with a flying ribbon around his body, which looked very tasteful, like a jumping elf.
This is a public service announcement with the theme of protecting the natural environment and cherishing natural resources.
An Yutong on the screen is very photogenic and stylish, and she does have a bit of a sports star, no wonder there are rumors that she will enter the entertainment industry. In addition, this also explains why her small hips and legs are so stylish, which are all born and trained by nurture and acquired.
"It's good, it's a pity." After admiring An Yutong's poster, Sui Ge couldn't help but sigh.
"What do you mean by 'good but bad'?" An Yutong was puzzled.
"It's good, it's a good figure. It's a pity that your public service announcement is clearly asking everyone not to Lang to waste natural resources, but you are Lang Fei, and it is still a huge Lang fee! Sui Ge said with some "heartache".
"What do you mean?" An Yutong pedaled Sui Gedao.
"Plants, animals, and minerals are all natural resources, but human beings are also natural resources. If you think about it, the ratio of men to women in China is already very imbalanced, and you are still ...... You say you don't like boys, forget it, you want to 'scourge' another girl, what are you not Lang Fei resources? It's not just Lang who spends resources, but you're still doing evil. "Sui Ge is really heartbroken this time.
"You put ...... You're so vicious! An Yutong said angrily, "What era is it now, and there are still machismo, old-fashioned guys like you!" What's wrong with the lace edge, can't two women be in love with each other? Even abroad, many countries allow gay marriage! ”
"Uh...... These are the dregs of imperialism, and we must not be tainted! Sui Ge said earnestly.
"Forget it, it's useless to talk to people like you." An Yutong said, "You will never understand our minds!" ”
"Maybe, I don't even understand a woman's mind, and it's even harder to understand you lesbians." Sui Ge sighed, "However, you dare to touch your heart and ask yourself, are you really a natural lesbian?" Do you naturally dislike men? ”
When An Yutong heard this, it was as if he had been poked in the death hole, and his face suddenly turned pale.
But Sui Ge didn't know pity, and immediately stimulated her: "If you weren't born, then it's - you're sick!" ”
"Y-you're sick!" An Yutong scolded at Sui Ge, she wanted to turn around and run away, but she didn't expect Sui Ge to turn around and leave before her, and quickly drifted away, leaving her in place and crying sadly.
"Sui Ge, you are such a bastard! You deserve to find a woman! An Yutong shouted and scolded at Sui Ge's back.
But this didn't help at all, because Sui Ge's gang soon disappeared without a trace.
The pedestrians on the street kept throwing all kinds of strange glances at An Yutong, not knowing who this beautiful woman was angry and crazy about.