Chapter Seventy-One: A Hundred Altars
At about three o'clock in the afternoon, under the giant umbrella-like banyan tree, 100 men, women, and children sat around the scattered square table, and everyone frowned slightly, because they heard the young young student who was full of books and angry say that he wanted to drink Xiao Wulu.
Yu Ye doesn't drink much now, but it doesn't mean that he can't drink, the woodcutters who come to the Medicine Gu Gate to see a doctor and heal their injuries often send one or two jars of wine, and the master rarely drinks it, it is all secretly "evaporated" into his stomach by him, not that he likes to drink, but just feels that stealing wine and drinking it is very exciting.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't know how to drink, as long as he has true qi, he has a very good way to drink.
The clay bowl containing the wine was picked up and slowly sent to the mouth, and the people around them stretched their necks to watch, holding their breath and concentrating, as if Yu Ye was folding a bomb, and then their mouths slowly opened, as if someone wanted to feed them to drink.
His lips finally touched the edge of the bowl, and he closed his mouth neatly, Yu Ye took a sip of wine, took it in his mouth and rinsed it gently, like tasting red wine, chewed it twice, and then swallowed the wine.
"Good wine!" He sighed, put the bowl back on the table, and sat like a wooden man for a moment before standing up, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”
"Roar!" The whole village laughed, and the huge sound startled the birds from a few miles away to fly into the sky, and with a loud "ha", they shouted at Yu Ye's back: "The people outside the forest are bad!" One bite won't work, slow down, don't pull the eggs out. ”
A table of people laughed wildly, and then spread, and watched Yu Ye walk out of sight, took a sip, and looked at Sequoia triumphantly, only to find that Sequoia was still staring at the direction of Yu Ye's disappearance, frowning slightly, thoughtful.
She felt a little strange, Yu Ye walked too calmly, it didn't look like he was going to have diarrhea at all, and in retrospect, such a strong, ordinary person looked so terrible wine, he didn't even frown after drinking it, anyway, his throat should at least be spicy, right? Could it be that he can get rid of the spicy smell with a rinse?
Thinking of this, Sequoia took a sip of Yu Ye's bowl of wine, rinsed and chewed it in his style, and tears almost came down.
Originally, I drank it directly, and the hot feeling began to go down from the throat, entered the esophagus and finally stayed in the stomach, but this gargle, the tongue, the inner wall of the mouth, and even the root of the tooth were burned and stabbed, which was more painful than drinking it directly.
Some people saw Sequoia's movements, and learned while recalling, and the coughing became more and more, followed by the sound of discussion - that nerd descendant is slowly coming out of the rut, where does he look like a person with a stomach?
Da Mo also took a sip like Yu Ye, his eyes were moist, fortunately he couldn't help it, and when he heard the discussion getting louder and louder, he became curious, and said to the person who came with the bowl before: "Meow, go and ask what everyone is talking about." ”
Meow came over and asked, and Da Mo remembered what Yu Ye looked like when he left.
And Yu Ye happened to come back at this time.
In such a short period of time, it is absolutely impossible to have diarrhea, he has become the focus of the audience again, but the eyes of everyone looking at him have changed.
Then Yu Ye sat back in place and said something, causing some people to feel a chill down their spines when they recalled it many years later: "Good wine!" Oh, come, let's drink, don't come to salute me together, come one by one. ”
It is indeed a good wine, it can provide some aura, those little poisonous insects are estimated to be specially cultivated to provide aura, and less than one percent of the wine can be converted into aura, although the alcohol content is as high as about seventy degrees, and it is slightly toxic, but for Yu Ye, since drinking this kind of wine can improve his strength, then the more the merrier, one by one, you can drink more, right?
Anyway, after absorbing the aura and toxicity, the alcohol can be discharged through the pores of the whole body with true qi, and it is directly vaporized, and it is not to go to the toilet when I left just now, but to put Xiaoqing and Red Powder Gu in a safe place, and if they hide it in their sleeves, they will definitely be drunk by the alcohol that is discharged, after all, it is not a zombie Gu, they still have to breathe.
The first one to fall was Meow Lai, seeing that Yu Ye said so rampantly, he was not convinced, and directly proposed to do three bowls in a row, Yu Ye readily agreed, this time it was he who did it first as a respect.
After drinking three bowls of wine, Yu Ye's face did not change color, but the wine on his body was a little stronger, Sequoia looked at him with his small mouth open, and on the other side, Meow Lai covered his stomach before he finished the second bowl.
People who drink alcohol know that small sip and sip stuffy are completely two concepts, usually everyone chats and laughs when they drink in small sips, after all, the degree is high, the wine is strong, and it is convenient to absorb the aura when you drink slowly, and it is easy to absorb the aura when you drink it slowly, and it is the limit of meowing to drink a bowl in one sip, so the second bowl has just been drunk, and his mouth is propped up by something that comes out, and the waist rod is twisted a few times, and he runs outside with his butt covered.
Everyone laughed, but Da Mo directly glanced at a person named Mu Ba next to him, he hung one on his side, but Yu Ye poured three bowls! No matter how good the amount of alcohol is, can it withstand the wheel war?
Mu Baa also proposed to drink three bowls, this time in no particular order, the two touched the bowl to drink, Mu Baa finally saved a little face, drank three bowls smoothly, and then fell to the ground unconscious, Yu Ye's face was slightly red, this is because the alcohol is absorbed by the body a little bit before it is discharged, and it can also be recovered immediately, but Yu Ye did not do this, he felt very drunk and unnecessary.
Da Mo saw that Yu Ye blushed, and then let the person next to him go up, the same three bowls, and then ran out of the, and the smell of wine on Yu Ye's body was stronger.
Even the other people in the village can't see the big moo's approach, because they love to drink, they respect those who can drink, and it's too shameful to drink with an outsider in wheel warfare.
It's just that after all, it's an outsider, Yu Ye may die, and Xi still has to get along with Da Moo, so there's no point in standing up for Yu Ye.
Only Sequoia grinned: "What a big egg!" But it didn't pull it off, but some people's eggs seemed to be getting smaller and smaller. ”
Listening to a girl say such things in the voice and tone of a five- or six-year-old child, Yu Ye only felt creepy, and couldn't help but shudder, but saw Da Mo slam the table: "Okay, I'll come!" ”
He was embarrassed to say this, he did drink a bowl before, but Yu Ye had already drunk nine bowls in a row, he didn't drink a bowl to make a fuss, and now the wine is still in his stomach.
Elder Zhu was the first to stand it, so he covered his face with his sleeves and said, "I can't afford to lose this person." I ran to the other side of the overlord banyan tree and didn't know what to do, and a few other straight people also left, and looked at Da Mo contemptuously before leaving.
Yu Ye didn't mind at all, the more he drank, the happier he became: "Okay, let's come, let's not talk about how many bowls we have, we can't finish drinking until we can't finish drinking." ”
It means drinking until one person is lying down.
Da Mo is tall and strong, and his ability to raise Gu is not great, but he is a good seedling who was born to cultivate ancient martial arts, and he has the highest strength among the young people of this generation, and he is also the most able to drink, if Sequoia can't find a suitable person to marry, there is a great possibility that he will marry him in the future.
After Elder Zhu came back to inform everyone to put away the Gu things, it took a long time for Sequoia to come back with Yu Ye, where did they go during this time? And what did you do? Da Mo didn't think about it too badly, after all, there was an Elder She with him, but during this time, what should you do if Sequoia likes this scholar?
has long regarded Sequoia as his own person, how can Da Mo let it go so easily, but I didn't expect this guy to be so able to drink.
When he drank the seventh bowl, Da Moo's face was already as red as a tomato, and everyone could see that he was using his internal strength to support himself, and drinking it in this way was not only not beneficial, but it was not good for his health, but whoever wanted him to stop drinking it would make him embarrassed.
In the ninth bowl, Da Moo's hand was already trembling violently, and the wine was only half drunk, and the pottery bowl was broken in half with a "horn", and he was covered with wine and small green poison wine, at this time, Elder She came over and kicked the stool under Da Moo's ass away.
Big Moo fell to the ground and scolded drunkenly: "You...... You-mom ......" then tilted his head, completely unconscious.
"Bastard boy!" Elder She spat out the spittle, turned his head and smiled at Yu Ye: "The scholar has a good amount of wine, could it be that he is a wine fairy?" I have old arms and legs, and I can't drink much, so I'll accompany you for a bowl. ”
He really admired Yu Ye from the bottom of his heart, and came to toast, without fighting or pouring, drinking a bowl of dry, and then Ha Luha smiled, patted Yu Ye's back, and went back with the bowl.
With Elder She taking the lead, the rest of the Miao people also came over to toast, some took a sip, some had a bowl of cups, and the several jars they brought were all empty, and they were made up by Elder Xie, Elder Zhu and the group of people who couldn't stand it and left first heard that Da Mo was already lying down, and they hurriedly ran back to drink with Yu Ye, a group of straight people, all of them were bold people, playing with deep feelings, the most powerful one and Yu Ye did ten bowls in a row, and Da Lu, who was very happy, staggered away with a smile, but the wine squirted out again without taking a few steps.
When he sprayed like this, everyone also felt strange, Yu Ye had already drunk more than ten jars of wine, not to mention the question of whether he drank or not, where did the things he drank go? His face was indeed getting redder and redder, but his stomach didn't bulge at all, and his crotch wasn't wet, even if it was just an empty shell, ten jars of wine were poured into it and filled up, right?
It wasn't until the sequoia, who had been smiling and watching Yu Ye drinking, sat on the ground inexplicably that everyone realized that the smell of wine on Yu Ye's body was too strong, and ordinary people would get drunk as long as they got close and took a few breaths.
The originally extremely lively scene suddenly cooled down, and the Miao people no longer came to toast to Yu Ye, but whispered, no different from when Yu Ye first arrived.
And Yu Ye was still pouring himself a drink, drinking happily.
Meow, who went outside to have diarrhea, came back and forth, his feet were weak, and after listening to the conversation of the crowd for a while, he came over and took out a small stone and shook it under Big Moo's nose, and Big Moo sat up violently and sneezed a dozen times, and Meow came to whisper to him for a while.
"You...... Which hermit sect did you send from? What do you want to do? We, Dian Miao Gu Sect, are not afraid of you, call out the ambush, fight with you! Big Moo suddenly screamed and called out everyone's hearts, and then whistled loudly, and a large lizard nearly five meters long shook its head and tail and crawled through the gap in the trunk of the overlord banyan tree.
It turned out to be a Komodo dragon.